Nursery Rhyme - Director's Cut with crew Credits

[sghgc]

HAHAHA! "Phone sex with a flower whore!!"

[be1my2guest2008]

Very funny video.. but is it possible to remove the words "nursery" and "rhyme" from the title and tags? This video shows up in the search results for "nursery rhymes" which I use to play to my daughter and the content is not appropriate for children.. Thanks.

[nik12345N]

hahaha

[jhonathanrzo]

haha this is soo funny



[homingbeacon]

High camp from Australia (and not dry humour), I love it!

[BRIYONCE1]

Did you know that the first man is Goose from BMX Bandits. Fact!

[papo4me]

there you go ;it's like this we are here; and they are who knows where .

[papo4me]

see this another forum to have fun in ,just like the dolphins do; surfing from ocean to sea

[tismecarley00]

ah hah.... im getting the hang of it?

[papo4me]

CC this is funny as hell couldn't stop laughing

[tismecarley00]

lol sure is... thanks for sending it to me

[bramarocking]

maybe they like the size of my cunt!! lmao

[LisaNova]

This is so great! "the groin or the eye" !  Ha ha.

- Lisa

[AlanWillow]

It's really brilliant!!

[SamGoodburn]

I've watched this Five times i love it!

[KatieGrl77]

many days will be filled with bad luck

and other days you just wont give a *piano*

lol

[JustinWheeler]

That was the sh#t. good call

[Aechiles]

haha!

[Babejuda]

Great! Funny! Thanks for uploading.

[scorand]

simply brilliant

[jackobloveyou]

JACKOBLOVEYOU

[TrainXHeart]

d=(^.^)=b

[BigBiz2891]

That was hilarious

[rocketmen1]

man that is great 6/5 stars amaizng totally in my faves extreamly cleaver rhyming brilliantly done!!!

[vergeofsomething]

Nice! :)

[sookala]

hilarious and very, very clever!

[GrimReaper88chainsaw]

ha ha ha ha !!!!!! so funny

[Raphaelus13]

The flowers business is one of the most dangerous business around.

[Sez1250]

haha ♥love it

[ANTHONYTYME]

i luv it********

[flowerchild1994]

Man, this was great, I can't wait for more,

I'm laughing so much, my sides are all sore!

Tada!

[carolinaide]

My gosh, that was very great, be proud of yourself and don't listen to hate!

Hahaha. :]

A little rhyme for the road XDD

[naloff]

Every time I watch this I laugh. It certainly wasn't what I was expecting though when I first clicked on it.

[PaladinOfAlchemy]

Wow, that was excellent, well executed I must say.

[fishstick42]

Well done

[mehskillzpwnyou]

that was friggin great xD

[DaughterofEve87]

Wow this was a really good clip! *No worries dude I'd rather be gay* XD

[kiddDEVY]

clever indeed.

i totally didnt see that one coming. keep it up.

[sevenender]

funny ;-))

[MeIissssa]

Ahahaha, absolutely wonderful.

[catandryan]

Amazing! <3

[rmcstaff]

i like this video, and i like this one v=vxVA83oduVU

[AbsentxLove]

I love it ;]

[prfctday]

The groin or the eye was actually poetic :D

[goldpaws]

clever indeed

[rddl1990]

This is like a white man's "trapped in the closet"

[Wolferey]

haha, brilliant xD

[golflover2013]

Wow amazing! I loved it!

10/5!!!

[CharmingHome]

molyo interessante!5/5

[FonkyLynx]

My! That was Neet-za...Time to go for a beer, and a pizza...

[wmasterj]

this was really good! Good rhymes and good story

[yesitisjessbess]

that was awesome!

[tyleroakley]

So good!

[jim05240524]

Awesome film and very cleverly done!

[tram64]

This was aWESOME!!

lol

[figginaydogz]

Haha, I loved it, was really well done. Hope you make more, this one's so fun!

[Omidon4]

Cheers!

[onetwothreekissme]

:D!

[8thdutchman]

Perhaps the very greatest online film I've ever seen in my life. If I could give 100 stars I would. Funny, creative, beautiful and witty, that there's no sequel is such a pity.

[badScissors]

5 stars

[emzirek]

Brilliant story and editing. I gave 5 stars. I alway give 5 stars to great works. Let's Please See More!!

[jdogclf]

next time add more boobies

[JacobTheRedWolf]

Well, first featured video on the main page of YouTube I took the time to actually watch and damn, this was great.

[Carpella5]

Brilliant!

[Geopair]

hah! omg! i loved this!

[santiparra]

Very nice I loved it

[xxgangsteressxx]

incredible!

<3

[Basesjuiced]

*claps* one of the best movies ive seen...better than hancock..10 times better!...5 STARS

[minibus1351]

great stuff

[gayrobot14]

lol funny

"my cu-"

" cut that out!"

[Mischamon]

Nice Work! Great film :)

[ytcarol]

I've always been partial to rhyme. This was cleverly done, and a bit of fun for the last 8 minutes.

[katyismach5]

amazing.

[shark801]

this. was. AWESOME.

[gadoidao]

i don´t speack english very well but i will try to say how i felt. was alsome when i saw this litly movie changed my mood at all. was very well made, every one who see this movie and agree have a good taste. thankyou directorcl for this commic movie 5 stars is the only thing that i can do u indeed.

GABRIEL

[nikonmw]

nice

[vandos11]

i want to bang the flower girl

[mcrdeadhelena]

hahaha... i like it! clever and funny!

[nascarandamdrag]

Ladies & Gentlemen, i have great news!

there is this web site, which is way better than

Orkut or Youtube or Google or Facebook.

it's called 'Motion O' but there is no space

between the motion and the 'o' so its 'motiono'

and you just add . com to the end and boom!

you are ready to rule the universe!

this has been another reality check from sumer

the supreme being. thanks for reading

[nascarandamdrag]

fuck australia!they can't make good shit!this was a complete waste of my time and internet connection!

[jomomo]

nice.

[fadeintononbeing]

This was charming, witty, and quite hilarious!No wonder it won so many awards.

[x10cr]

reall clever..clever indeed

[WhysoseriousPeter]

Quality Aussie film making !!

[puffingpod]

For a change :)

[peanutraffic]

Idea was good - but the casting is poor. Actors aren't very good at speaking poetry - effectively - their over-acting distorts the chance to allow the rhyme have its own rhythm and journey. It's not the actor's fault, but the director's. Actors are trying their best with poor direction.

[tapthatfret]

lmao! thats clever!

[rokz991]

hehe

[lilljosse]

that was fuckin horse shit. shithouse acting and there wer faggots in it. all fags should be hung.

[setsunakino]

honestly, fuck off. they've never done anything to you.

[FlipTechDeckGirl]

omg so cool! veryyyyyy funny

[SullenEchoes]

Pretty cool! Nice job.

[littlegrllost]

Absolutely brilliant,totally creative and funny :)

[birchissaud]

niiiice!!!

[zQWASZX]

Very clever, very funny. Well done!

[eladbari]

WOW! i wonder how they "choriagraphed" it?!

i bet the flower girl was shot last..

intriguing :]

[MartinaOfSweden]

Wonderful! :) Fav and 5 stars!

[calathemari]

tht was well awesome! love it! its dead clever with the rhymes and all!

[nvalchanov]

This was SO GOOD! :D

I loved it :D

[andy1982year]

aaa

[tunamouse]

NICE! i loved it.

[nascarandamdrag]

fucking waste of my time,thanks for nothing!

[ayuningsih]

hahahahahaha that Tom guy reminds me of "Chuck Bass" from Gossip Girl! hahah

[SpaceboyProductions]

Congratulations on the global feature! This deserves it

[helmus2000]

Sweet

[shirls2]

That was really funny lol felt sorry for the woman in shop lol all ended up good in the end lol love Shirlsxx

[onevietnamese]

That was great. Good job!

[narnia500]

haha!! wat a bad day 4 her...atleast it's solved...wat a day that is bought...^^

[ie1018]

I love it.. Very good in terms of cinematography

[aniBOOM]

very cute! great job

-aniboom

[tinaha92]

HAHAH BILL AND TOM!!!

XDDD

[znarfnosnoj]

great! amazing! artistic! great bitches! =)

[osamaraouf]

mm m

[TheComedyGeek]

The Comedy Geek says "What a great lil skit! It's fun stuff like this that is really the shi ning example of humour and wit!" This skit shows us all that there's no substitution For a hilarious script, with great execution The nursery girl brings skill to the part And reads her lines with humour and heart The jealous rich husband's incredibly scary But I wasn't surprised to learn Tom was a fairy Well I've hit the limit, or I'd rave for hours So in short, I'll just say : five out of five stars

[heheKATIE]

lawl nice!!!!

[Squeaky4CC]

what does lawl mean?

[heheKATIE]

it means... nothing. -.-'

[SeaznTube]

lawl = pronunciation of LOL = Laugh out Loud

[bemygirl18]

oops i gave it a thumbs down by acci - dent

when a big thumbs up is what i really meant

[SpeakUp91]

loved it

[Coralena]

That was amazing!

[CaeliCelina]

this is great! finally an oz film i'm proud of.

[WuTangGroup]

wow!

[vsinkorswimv]

So witty!!!

[chillientertainment]

Clever and surprising! Very good!

[lilmateecoffin]

wow...that was cute in a way...an silly in another...

[dottingT]

hot

[BusinessAsh0408]

very clever

[MikeWilsonTV]

greattt :D she was kinda cute too lol I love the accent

[gypsydude832]

shocker

[rejectedANNA]

really awesome

[BaltimoreClubMD]

loved it =]

[apricottart]

This is quite funny

[DaisyExodus]

Is there a reason why those guys are named Bill and Tom?? XDDDDD (Tokio Hotel, hint hint...)

[xxxlullabyxxx3]

seriously that was soo wierd Bill and TOm what are they trying to say lolz that they are gay ?? lolz that rhymed lolz hehe but ya that was soo wired

[TheComedyGeek]

Um, yeah, they're gay.

yeah. Totally wired.

[lordofdrapes]

being gay is more accepted than you think

[xxxlullabyxxx3]

umm i wasnt talkin bout the Bill in tom in the film thing i meant The Bill and tom from a band ... lolz

[dellerox69]

this was sooooooo awesome i loved every bit ov it

[lelebugg1]

that wasz ganszta!

[nija315]

i loved it

[Twilty]

This made my year!!

[GreatSwordNH]

Nursery-Girl looked like she did that all in one take. Impressive.

[uzutake]

OMG That was brilliant! Bravo!

5 stars!

<3Linh

[jigitz]

wow that was amazing!

[SpinxPixie]

ROTFLMFAO

[Kitsune420]

:D

That was a delight.

[plcoomer]

Good job.

[SpreadingAvatar]

What would the world be like if we were raised on those kind of real-world nursery rhymes? Anyway, that was funny. Good job!

[farhanlalji]

very good lol

[GrrrMy]

watch for info on getting free stuff

IRmDhtP0x1w

[korncampkid]

Brilliant.

[ofdarknessandlight]

splendid

[nallizectacious]

That was fantastic!

[Dissagreed]

agreed.

[seaneagle]

wow this is so funny

[AndrewLaurenson]

Look up "The Water Egg".

-- Andrew

[ATvbDotCom]

Genius! Great Story and Dialog

[gerbilOnFire]

LOL

"Dear Tess,

You cruel hearted bitch

only married me because I'm rich

You wouldn't look twice if I were poor

Now, go to hell you filthy whore.

[Aziz58222]

نهتهتنتنتنتنتتن

[encoredade605]

cool

[mulcilloj]

fantastic, great work to whoever wrote the script! too funny.

[R1PPA]

It wasn't too good. The idea is interesting, but the rhymes are so simple. It sounds like it was written by a second grader. All of the rhymes have been used before, and it's obvious that the author is not a real man of music. Rhyming shit like "Bitch" with "Stitch", or "Die" and "Eye". I saw every rhyme coming, that I was saying it out loud correctly, and it being my first time watching!

[glorpy2]

Simplicity is kind of the point. It's named Nursery Rhymes after all!

[xomgxitsxoliviax]

ahhh that was so goodd hahahaha

[dheeblooddrunk]

wow, i love d rhyming!! and very funny!! lol

[HorsesRuleVryMuch]

that wuz cool i lovd it

they used binch lots of times though, and a few others

well done i thik

[morbidessssss]

tom is hot

[Iarehascheeseburger]

That was the shit.

[midnightbliss5]

HA, i loved it.

[uvvwvvu]

awesome

loved it

[advanced21]

brilliant rhyme

[abriefsilence]

damn fags.

[humbleguy2]

THERE IS SOMETHING 4 EVERY 1 THEIR

[bryankangxianen]

if you noticed, nursery girl can write with both hands!

[americandesi16]

lol! that was funny!...

...and hey check out my first video on my page and comment please to let me know how it is! i just spent all day making it! Thanks in advance!

=]

[getiin11]

347-213-5616

[chickenlover01]

LOL...very funny

[FomBBKs]

Lmao that was awesome! 5/5

[purplesomeone]

AWESOME!!! I almost didn't watch the whole thing, but i'm so glad I did! FUNNY!!!!