Rivers 1 dollar socks ad

[FlirtJerk123]

Rivers suck it is only for poor people okayy

[YOURfaceHAHification]

The ads for Rivers are the most boring thing I've ever seen... dear god

[MrUltravendetta]

One Dollar socks, no better reason to mosh

[SWI0001]

apparently you can buy CD copies of music at local stores...as I saw on the FAQ:

Where can I buy that metal music?

[SWI0001]

Rivers store should become a music shop

[ImmacoolkidxD]

Developing severe migraines after violently head-banging to a Rivers Ad...

[pandaeyes42]

Guilty or not guilty, I hope this music is played in court when the verdict is reached on the Rivers boss sexual harrassment groping case!!!

[Hectacomb]

Heavy Metal Music..For Heavy Duty Socks

[wereflyIzzy123]

i violently masturbated to this.

[PSPISOGAME]

What's with the narrators in Rivers ads lol?

[LoftyArts]

Australia knows how to rock their socks off!

[xiRoflz]

they should make a hardstyle electro add

[SuperShaunSheep]

Why does this have The Jacob music? -_-

[Dollhousedecay]

'YOUR LOCAL STORE MY HAVE LOTS OR NONE'

[Grymyrk]

I was this on TV last week. Was in the kitchen and heard some awesome music and thought WTF is that?! It was Rivers. Not a bad shop either.

[0incorporeal]

That is confusing. I've never seen a clothes advert with thrash metal before. Hahaha

[pandaeyes42]

I want this band to play at my 40th birthday!!!

[BigSmellyElbow]

rivers ads annoy me so much.

[stoogend]

Is this an original song? Shazzam doesn't recognize it

[XzoriMoon]

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! I had my volume turned all the way up...well...at least I am fully awake again...

[CMETRIQUE]

That store socks.

[KnOmEeZy]

ARE YOU READY FOR SAWCKS!?!

[ALEX41092]

i feel indifferent about socks now

[barakuda1111]

THOSE ARE SOME GREAT SOOOOOOOOOCKSS!!!!!!

[MrIndieguitar]

This vid was a great way to get welcomed to reddit.

[thenfm]

@Flishination put ur mom's cock back in ur mouth so u make more sense u dumb cunt

[glufftittier53]

@thenfm wow, assholes on the internet?? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED???

[thenfm]

@glufftittier53 so you like sucking the shit out of my asshole like the fucking faggot you are?? WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED??? YOU MAD STUPID CUNT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[profroche]

@thenfm I dunno about that guy, but you're obviously a little miffed

[thenfm]

@profroche U MAD FAGGOT?

[profroche]

@thenfm Yeah, raging.

[thenfm]

@profroche U MAD FAGGOT?

[profroche]

@thenfm Yes, the only thing that can quell my rage now is this ferocious socks commercial

[thenfm]

@profroche U MAD FAGGOT?

[glufftittier53]

@thenfm heh good to know i can always rely on guys like you to reply swiftly to even the most useless fly upon your hide. you humble me with your rage, oh laughing one. i would leave you be to your own devices, but at the moment you amuse me with your childishness. have anything more to say? perhpas you could explain to me what i am doing sucking the shit out of your asshole in your fantasies, hmmm? and shhhh, but i heard cunt is a BAD WORD. just thought you should know friendo ;D

[kaasis85]

this ad is so awsome that I grew a third leg to buy more socks

[thenfm]

helping emo fags find their balls: MANHOOD101. COM

[RageTreb]

Meanwhile, in Australia...

[alllevelsatonce]

This song literally just broke my headphones. That I've been using for years.

[MrMadness87]

i'm going to water my plant now

[kunglek]

Oh, i was looking for some speed metal socks for my gran's upcoming birthday!

[CaptainAtMan]

I WANT SOME FUCKING SOCKS

[Nameless164]

They wont tell you the artist because it's a midi generated song. It was probably written by some random person who works there.

[Quebradaespada]

In south australia there are no limits!!!

[tjl1297]

MOTHERFUCKING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSS

*heart attackt*

[JmdMagic]

MY SOCKS ARE COOLER THAN YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUURSS!

*plays heavy metal while repeatedly taking sunglasses on and back off*

[krissybieber143JB]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[krissybieber143JB]

sexy socks. i love the brown ones

[saladmenx24x]

Violently masturbating to Rivers ads

[xshalashaska]

Man what's the song, this is comment is literaly 20 seconds after i saw the add I just typed rivers ad music into google found this, I NEED THE SONG IS AWESOME. HELP ME MUMY

[itsdannyftw]

HAHAHAH! Fucking GOLD! Classic... LOLLLLLLLL! LOVE RIVERS!

[LiamMcRaeMusic]

pretty sure the band is kaamora?



[hollowbodyplayer17]

Tabs anyone?

[encro]

For private consumption only?

Awww, I was hoping to chow down on a banquet of socks with all my friends.

[MRMILO57]

Rivers should make better ads, some em are dreadful.

That women (retro late 80s dance) sounds like she's singing in a dumpster!... trashy.

[KANEnJAMES]

my friend is as boring as a rivers ad.

[neevieeex]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHA rivers adds are so pathetic theyre funny as fuck

[xNinjaSkillx]

Lol love these adds

[DommAii]

Not gonna lie, I always throw down in front of the television whenever I hear/see this :D

[pandaeyes42]

\m/ !!!!

[pandaeyes42]

I get this mental image of this music being played in all Rivers shops on repeat!

[pokemoniskool1]

song name?

[glorycons]

@pokemoniskool1 I don't know, Rivers refuses to tell me :-(

[HotProperty83]

@glorycons still no idea on what its called bru?

[showboy321]

@afromonkeyoncrack yer my dad has his own band

[showboy321]

guys my dad is the owner of the shop and we have our own band that plays heavy metal songs so u can ask me any qustions cya

[EthanSUPERIOR]

@showboy321 MOAR!!!!! NEED THIS SONG NAOOOO!!!!!

[EthanSUPERIOR]

@showboy321 also what is the name of this song and the band ?

[unknown1730]

@showboy321 Got a full version of the music in the ad?

[stix101100]

@showboy321 Would you (or that band) like to be recorded? and produced? If youre not already of course! :) I'm a sound engineer in melbourne, reply back if youre interested and i'll send you my details! :)

[showboy321]

@stix101100 sorry of the late comment but i dont think we can sorry mate and it might not go so well

[5huffl3k1ng]

I fucken hat these ads, there so dull, "Hi we got shoes and socks, come to rivers" they are SO repetetive.

[shangaborg]

best... ad... ever...

[glorycons]

how did you all find this vid? what did u search for?

[jacker000111]

@glorycons We saw the ad???

[googleeaterwoot]

@glorycons Whirpool forums, best ads thread.

[glorycons]

@googleeaterwoot link?  cheers!

[soaper4]

@glorycons -

I found it through a link from reddit.

[tomquesos]

@soaper4 hey me too

[joshbusby1]

Any one know what this fucking wicked ass metal song is?? I looked everywhere

[ZoMbIxOxO]

Oh god.... I hate this ad... So much. My friend feels awkward watching these ads and has to leave the room when they come on, I find that hilarious!

[totallysickawesome]

holy fuck that was loud!! i had earphones in!!!!

[tablo213]

Why the f**k is it 23 SECONDS long and has heavy metal songs? :S

[sidewalkcakes]

@tablo213

heavy duty socks needs heavy metal music.

[WonkieInc]

@sidewalkcakes Hells Yeah!

[shangaborg]

my lord... This ad tore my soul out of my face and I loved every second of it! NOW OUT OF MY WAY, I WANT MY MOTHERFLIPPIN DOOM SOCKS!

[surfqld]

Thank goodness there is no superannoying voice.

[CorkmANns]

makes me want to buy socks

[ZoMbIxOxO]

LOL!

That's the most intense a sock ad can get.

[darkranger225]

what is this heavy metal song its so intense i need to know,

[wanter0needer0seeker]

That's fucking intense.

[Axdsilva]

Same here, I'd also like to see the longer version

[xkate1234]

love the song what is itt

[AmonMetalForever]

I wana kno wha this song is it sick ass sounds like instrumental Death Metal My fav

[EthanSUPERIOR]

wat is that song ??? gotta know

[Komaticom]

oh my...