Chinese Vampire

[RikiOhRed]

They had a great use of Chi. :O

[Ieyeon]

Lmao 2:30

Use rice for everything. XD

[ChenRuiQi93]

ithis show is super comical..hahahahha

[JwVanC]

This is a comedy like the scary movie

[airheadkevin]

so u defeat them by using uncooked rice? lol

[Deathxm2]

Lol u thought that thing landed on his dick

[lum2ina]

chinese vampires are the best!!!! the older the better.....ahh my childhood memories

[Vostadues]

@lum2ina, Chinese Zombie (shouldn't be called as Chinese Vampire, they are different thing) are different from standard idea of west zombies, they r not "brainless" and do have a level of intelligent, and they do evolve as time past, they can develop iron skin, agility, telekinesis, fly, and at end teleportation ability if they manage to go from normal zombie to white hair zombie (around 1000 years old, and also been called Flying Yasha), which is more like a demon then zombie,

[lum2ina]

@Vostadues yeah i know...my bad. i have watched the vampire, it was a lot scarier (coz they fly/jump, stronger and smarter like you said), but basically they're just there because they are awaken from their coffins and to put them to "sleep" is by blood (i dont know, when i watched one of them movies, why do they have to use a black dog's blood?).

[Gojiraking]

What film is this?

[Thefiregirl2011]

@Gojiraking mister vampire.

[Thefiregirl2011]

@Gojiraking it's a old film

[kakainbox]

lol on thegirl trying to kill the vampire

[Deathxm2]

vampires cant die from these things garlic sword through heart get shot or someone try to cut off head ................ thumbs up i f u agree

[TravelerWhereof]

@Deathxm2 atleast from that description, Alucard could not.

[Deathxm2]

@TravelerWhereof  it works with all chinese vampires xd

[Karerock]

hey he made fried rice



[sweetchunks22]

I know this scene. I know this movie... Now what was the name????

[123456789kwilliams]

nasty ugly fucing thing

[calvingmail]

which movie is this? Plz I want to see it fully

[calvingmail]

The corpse can be stopped by democrats

[dazzassj7]

so a rope and a wooden sword works better than iron made weapons.

[TaiGekTou]

@dazzassj7 In the west, I heard they use some holy water thing and a book they call the "bible". If it were me, I'd definitely choose a wooden sword and ropes over a book and some water anyday.

[sweetchunks22]

@TaiGekTou hahahahahahhhh putting it that way... hilarious!!! i think i'd pick the sword and ropes too LMAO:)

[tuisa13]

whats the real name of this movie??????

[ChuckNorris100000]

i can kill him tho just read my name

[skeez86]

1:17 that might be the most painful purple nurple I've ever seen.

[luchadorbig]

the only way to kill these nearly unstoppable undead corpes is.....kung fu

[kungfooed]

What's up with the biting. I thought the Chinese vampires usually suck your life force out. Oh well it was still cool.

[RSixBoy]

What is this movie called?

[AbAyK4]

wtf yuen wah is in this LOL

[12Youknowit]

so event hat dudes light saber couldn't kill the vampire

[1994CodeBreaker]

@12Youknowit Now I know why Yoda prefer to stay in star wars

[david1909]

when i was a kid i was scared shitless of these things and i still am. I cry because of them

[bianca4430]

anyone know if theres same movie with english subs?..:(

[atomsk2k2]

can anybody give me the title of this movie? i watched it when i was a kid, really want to watch it again

[HanDynasty26349]

dislikers r probably twilight(edward/taylor) fans

[HanDynasty26349]

a fight between a european and asian vampire i think the asian vampire wud win they have more superior strength then european vampires

[ckliem]

english subbed? i cannot find the complete episode of this movie in youtube :( so sad

[Mr8125917]

why should youtube banned the user "samquach"??? hes the best user, he got many legendary chinese movies!!! thumbs up if you agree and if you know him!!!

[HanDynasty26349]

@Mr8125917 youtube is just a Bitch if they gonna ban people they need to just go to hell for allowing the video for being posted in the first place

[129815]

@Mr8125917 copy rights, someone must of reported him

[xiongkeng]

Its also called a walking corpse, Chinese hopping zombie or Jiang Shi. Just don't use garlic and PLEASE DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING THE FUCKIN CROSS. SHIT HAVE NO EFFECT. All it would do is make the impossible happen which the Chinese Vampire would start talkin BLACK and say "NIGGA PLEASE!"

[HanDynasty26349]

@xiongkeng lol true only chinese traditionally Taoism methods wud work

[Vostadues]

@xiongkeng the zombie might start to RAP right after that as well.. XD

[Hope4freedom76]

seems more of a vampire and zombie mixed together.

[kelcandice]

some people use glutinous rice, some use normal rice and salt to ward of dirty or unclean things, but I dunno about exorcising a vampire bcos I didn't see nor witness. Glutinous rice is just a diversion in the show, plp got mislead by movies.

[edwerd71492]

The powers of ancient Chinese rice. -____-

[kairin]

u gotta love the gay dude,,, wahahahahahahahahaha

[lewiswwwPM]

chinese vampires hop ?

[ihateloudbitches]

@lewiswwwPM chinese vampires were based off of pallbearers attaching the corpses to long bamboo sticks and from a distance they looked like they were hopping

[HanDynasty26349]

@lewiswwwPM yes chinese vampire hops becuz uk as science goes wen ur body lacks blood ur skin freezes up and stifens in so they jump instead of walk like european vampires

[thehmonglee]

love the gay dude

[atookaka]

i love the way when he takes the big sword and hits the vanpire and breakes hahahaha lol lol lol lol lol

[SearchForDeclicious]

omg i saw this move just today :D

[Cleric775]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!! Look at this clip!

I didn't know rice has a positive effects agaisnt evil.

[kelcandice]

@Cleric775 its actually not only rice... it's mixed with salt and some chanting...

[kokonchiasai]

@kelcandice hahaha that is Yum Bee right?!

[qq75970138]

@Cleric775 that's sticky rice.In Chinese traditional fairy tale,sticky rice can defeat JiangShi (Chinese vampire)

[HanDynasty26349]

@qq75970138 cool in my tradition sticky rice is food

[HanDynasty26349]

@Cleric775 only for asians for europeans its salt or "holy water"

[MrCountrycuz]

I love this film clip and would love to have the movie.

its a hoot

[02touchang]

dddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[bayandsl]

is this from MR. Vampire II?

[HanDynasty26349]

@bayandsl i think this is 4 or 5

[changdae11]

i can definetly say that chinese vampires are 10 times scarier than western vampire

[HanDynasty26349]

@changdae11 true they r infact stornger too

[1TigerBruce]

i lve all of the kungfu movies, glad i can watch um now.

[rsbandbj1j2j3]

the title of this movie is mr. vampire #4

[TaiGekTou]

Why is this dubbed in Mandarin...? It should have been Cantonese.

[sufi18nyb]

sure?ok i find da movie..

[Reitoufication]

Why didn't the monk hold his breath? that would have hidden his presence from the vampire

[Cleric775]

@Reitoufication I don't know about that. I think you got that from the Jackie Chan cartoon =/

[TheGodlyAsian]

@Cleric775 wtf no I read it somewhere and theres a video about chinese vampires by asian lifestyles tv. I didn't get shit from a jackie chan cartoon ==

[sufi18nyb]

wat movies is diz?

[lifes40123]

chinese vampire movies. i dk the title but i like it

[Reitoufication]

@sufi18nyb I think it's hello mr vampire

[evaeke]

Why is the vampire a qing official when the living are dressed as they were before the qing dynasty?

[Bioloser]

@evaeke Chinese people use the traditional Hanfu for ceremonial purposes, even during the Manchurian dynasty and after.

Idk about the vampire thou, perhaps its just someone's hatred for Manchurians, or its a part of his background story?

[nigaplzitzron]

omg i grew up watching these...2 bad they dun make them anymore...any1 know the name of this movie?

[elteo97]

@nigaplzitzron I think its called Mr Vampire. I watched it in school before.

[TheDemonKingX]

Kick ass movie tough, but is that guy next to the kid with the moustach & a fan a queer? 0_0

[Magiccazza101]

i know exactly what they're saying and from 3:35 - 4:04 is halarious

[HmongVangRocks]

me too

[J96T]

Where the bloody hell is the yellow sticky tape on the forehead

This is bullcrap!

[pillarmusicrocks]

hey guys, you can all watch this on megavideo. in english its called "Mr. vampire saga 4" you can find it by just searching it on megavideo. i just watched it myself, and loved it! just letting everyone know ^^

[Anhslaught]

saw this when I was litlte, couldnt' believe how easy i found this on youtube. :)

Now to know the title....

[dambreaker]

gotta find this one to buy or at least rent!

[dimples03]

These are classic vampiire movies!

Scared as a kid.. But now I LOVE THEM!

Wow. But this guyy is creeppy lookin ahahha..

&&HE ACTUALLY GOES FOR THE NECK!

HUNGRY VAMPIRE! RUNN! lol

This movie is hilarious tho!

[RainingGame]

lol at the kid...atleast he tried.

[clockstaple]

Chinese vampires are hilarious. I like their idea of vampires compared to the westernized vampires such as Dracula.

[occeo]

Classic HK cinema much more imaginative xD

[pureaznmage5]

uh its not normal rice is sticky rice ... im chinese i know and im christian too

[prismflash]

AND THIS IS THE REASON WHY WE ASIANS LOVE RICE hahahahahaha we can BLIND OUR FUCKING VAMPIRES. MMMMMMM RICE with SPAM

[OnlyHre4Pron]

That's how we asians handle our shit. Put holy rice on hopping vampires. :D

[huhhhh3]

its called Mr. Vampire 4

[azwariq89]

ITS A FUCKING EXTREAME!!!!

[ongbing]

how come there is no full length of this movie? can someone pls upload it?thanks

[923682j]

is ok

[sktang333]

i seen this movie before it was really funny, just cant remember whats the name of it. can someone tell me?

[fishpig20]

lolololololololol

[missiekoko]

lmao..omg i hella remember watching this movie...lol...was hella scared of that vampire

[dreamzshadow]

the vampire is putting on MASCARA! lols...look like volcano mud mask...haha..and..i like the animation of those lighting.

[Bioloser]

LOL 3:59 XD

[DancingHorses26]

That was awesome. I loved the effeminate guy in the tent. Funny.

[SinnerBlog]

i watched this as a kid, looking bak, i suppose chinese zombies are meant to be funny : )

[WUZUPHOMIE20]

oh that vampire would so get owned if bruce lee was there.

[superasians]

ROFL

[HanDynasty26349]

@WUZUPHOMIE20 not true bruce lee has a limit the vampire has no limit for bruce lee can die and the vampire cannot die unless magic is used in the process

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

And I thought Dracula was a bad-ass.

[HanDynasty26349]

@NinjaGhostScorpion asian vampires r more bad ass than western vampires

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

@HanDynasty26349 Tell that to Dracula.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

@HanDynasty26349 Just messin' with ya, by the way.

[whoozer]

Lol. The vamp looks like an armored zombie. ROFL.

[budakdisco]

this movie title is = MR VAMPIRE SAGA 4

[thenewgirlawakens]

this was just so fucking hillarious!!!  LOL

[dmcc1212]

what is the name of this movie?????

[peewee78]

Jiang Shi Shu Shu (Uncle Vampire)

[EYE001]

remove Eye001's last 4 comments I mean.

[Paradoxical003]

PLEASE REMOVE LAST 4 COMMENTS: my idiot brother logged on with my account.

Will not happen again, sorry.

[EYE001]

alright they were incense candles but why?

[EYE001]

the bugger also ate my aromatherapy candles.

why my aromatherapy candles?! now i cant get a good sleep!!! its personal now!

[dekiller9e6]

Heres a way to destract/stop a ch vamp....Throw rice on the ground,they WILL count them :P weird isnt it?

You can also burn them till nothing is left.

I also believe the yellow paper (anti-ghost sticker) will make'em stop if you put it between their eyes.

If all fails...blow the shti out of it or kill your self so you wont feel the pain of being ripped apart by the vampires black nails >.> .

[imhellahi]

i've always loved chinese hopping vampire movies...if anyone knows of anymore, can you please tell me the name of it in chinese and where i can stream it on the internet? THANKS GUYS!

[MatterOfFiction24]

Did the Chinese Vampire just give that dude a titty-twister before he bit him and killed him?

[EYE001]

how can i kill a chiang-shi?

[EYE001]

Um I have a question, if I had a chinese vampire problem, how would I go about killing them? Im not good at kung-fu so please take this into consideration. these things hop faster and higher than an athelete can run or jump id have a hard time getting away from the guy

[TaoistGhostbuster]

Eye001 -

First thing: STOP BREATHING

No, seriously. Plug your nose and hold your breath - most Chinese hopping vampires can't see the living. The detect us by our breathing.

Next: Get thine ass to a Taoist Priest. You probably CAN'T kill it.

But you could try fire or explosives.

Meanwhile keep some uncooked sticky rice on hand to leech out poisons from wounds and to spread on the ground to keep them away.

(And the blood of a black dog might help if thrown on it, oddly enough)

[EYE001]

Well HE (the priest/Monk) said they are caused by an excess of yang energy upon death, prob from retaining that last breath. so i Just need to either infuse it wit some yin energy to balance it out or to suck the excess yang out. he then gave me some parchment with something written on it in CHICKEN blood and said to stick it on his head but the thing is i cant find him and he may have made more vamps.

Am I in trouble? and why are they green?

p.s. He also gave me a mirror and a coin-sword.

[EYE001]

the vamps green (and furry), not the priest

and i tried blowing him up (the vamp) but no go. sledgehammers keep em down a bit but only long enough to get away. (and hide and hold breath)

[brandoncharleschew]

u also forgot eggs,not just any eggs,chicken eggs cos duck eggs wont work.

[eatfur]

lol the vampire owns everyone . good movie .

[jpanimeXX]

omg!! i have this movie!! its HELLA funny!! :]]

[supersexyme19]

man this is some cool shit

[mark256]

Great stuff...I hear theres a U.S. remake in the works lol

[MatterOfFiction24]

3:41 Funniest scene I've ever seen.

Seriously the best 4:07 Ive ever spent

[dongwu23]

mr vampire saga 4( jiang shi shu shu )year - 1988

[lyinnah]

yeah, pls do cuz i'd love to see it....tks.

[AnimeGod16Vu]

you should post the entire movie because this movie is freakin awsome

[ahxpluhh]

this is mixed with comedy i've seen it

[Amry87]

please someone tell me what movie is this?

[notigal]

where ishx the starting??

[creativetouch]

thats was an awsome clip

[hisashivalentine]

*ROFLMAO*

[ameivang91]

saw this movie......so cool...(hint): vanpires dies at the end!......

[TailsDoll]

Technically he died before this clip even took place ^_^. I've yet to see this one, though I really wonder why they used the netting instead of drawing on lines to seal it, no risk of breakage then.

[CAR209]

AHAHAHA