I am 14 and this girl i know for a short time walked up to me and said she wanted to have a relationship with me and she was pretty good looking so i got into a relationship with her and a week later i got a text that said i don't love you anymore cause you are so guiet when we are together freaking crazy bitches
So there was a fairly hot chick that always gave me the eye wen I passed her in the hall ways she would also smile and wave at me alot anyways after talking her one day I confronted her of liking me lol she had gotten angry and said she ddnt after four days of us not talking she tells me to leave her alone? !
i know this video is old but its pretty cool to see cod5 on pc, thats what i started out on... that was awesome, but it was always really annoying to find servers for it
I find it really fucking hard to tell wen a girl is just dancing for its own sake or trying to seduce you!! Many times ive been dancing with or close (she has eye contact) and doing the whole sticking her ass and crouching to the floor i go in for the kill and they seem insulted!!!... WTF??? Alot of times that doesnt happen but wen it does.. "Bitches be cazy"
not being funny them girls sound off their heads lol I know girls are bad but they aren't that bad where I'm from or maybe I just get lucky when it comes to girls :')
I remembered that I have some sort of story. I do not really have the skills or looks to get some girls. So a pretty good looking girl from my class was like I'm forever alone. I thought that she liked me a bit so I decided to try out my luck. It took me about two days when she basically said that I am not good enough for her. In other words of course. Bitches be crazy...
very entertaining and good story and advice bro :) <333333333333333 and for faggots that think there cool for comment saying "hahaha your a fag" for those dumbass's no h0m0
I was on holiday and it turned out a girl who goes to my school was at to the same resort. I hung about with her for a while and I could easily tell she liked me. Then one day we went into the pool, was about 8/9 at night, no1 else was in the pool, just me and her, she then proceeded to take off her clothes and jumped into the water, me, 15 and penis guided, joined in by taking my shorts off and jumping in, as I thought I was supposed to... she screamed and ran away o_0 Bitches be crazy!!!!
when i was in the sixth grade i really liked this girl and she knew and the whole school knew. so one day she told my friend to tell me to ask her out. of course as a guy who things with his penis thought well damn, this is fantastical. i asked her out later that day as i was instructed by her and she told me no, your too much like a brother to me. crazy ass bitch! lol
Well Chris a girl once told me she liked me, 2 weeks later said she didn't and we had no future.......now I'm getting married to her lol......bitches be crazy!!
@milkandmeat I did not say he started the term, I simply said he was the first to have it as a series of crazy stories commentated over cod content. As my previous comment clearly stated...
looooooool, my gf once said does my butt look big in this... damn right it did (which every dude likes) so i said yes (with a massuve smile on my face), bitch slapped me!
@ChrisTrout91 oh I get one, one time me and this girl were hanging out at my house and she asked if I could pick her up upside down standing up, Kinky Biitches be crazy
back when i was at school i remember that this girl would alway "flirt" with me in all my lessons but whenever i tried to ask her out she would say i hardly even know you....wtf
@Shqiptarivertet That's cool of you to say over the internet. Especially when I'm not a redneck or a faggot or even a coward virgin faggot. The only coward I see here, is you typing away behind your desk. Tell me something. Why have you just decided to attack me for no reason? What have I done to offend you? Don;t think I did anything, so why feel the need to make a show of yourself? Don't really understand that.
Sorry, it was my brother on my computer typing. God damn, I'm so sorry, mate. I have been a sub for over a year. I understand you got offended, but I'm really embarrased infront of you and everyone here. Yet again, sorry and have a great day.
Brilliant comm dude, well entertaining, even when the 12th minute stuck and you went a bit gritty lol. Bitches be crazy fo sho! My story is just every girl i've ever known, so could take a while lol
Trout, women say it's ok for you to go hang out with your friends and it's a trap, even though they chose to possibly leave you to be with their friends. But if you pull them up on it then they'll be very offended cos the ladies are like that.
There was this girl I liked, I asked her out she told me to wait, then she got a boyfriend, then I got a girlfriend she yelled at me sayin why did I get a girlfriend. Bitches be crazy
One time I asked a girl if it was ok if I chatted with her friend... she said yes, that's fine. Turns out she liked me then got mad at me for it. What the fuck? I am not a mind reader.
my friend was off and on with this girl for like two months and then outa nowhere she walks up to me and grabs me in the crotch right in front of my friend bitches be very very crazy
Bitches be crazy, that's the story of my life. From radical Christian stalkers to bi-polar brunettes. I'll live the bachelor life for a bit, thank you.
Story: I really liked this girl who was a good friend of mine. I sort of started to get the hint that she might like me too. I passed up an opportunity to ask her out just because I thought the circumstances weren't right. This was in August of 2011. I haven't heard hide nor hair of her since.
you know why I'm single? cause bitches be crazy! Girls want what they want, and if they give you an option to go your way, that means "do what I say or fuck you"
Listen trout my mate, if guys are afraid to act gay for a bit of banter then they're probably not comfortable with their sexuality, whether they know it or not. If you can act openly gay for banter or to embarrass a fellow LAD then all is well, if you're uncomfortable with such openness I suggest you take a long look in the mirror ;)
Trout, do you watch Racigs? is this where you got the idea? I like Racigs, and he had a bitches be crazy story on machinima. You should give him credit, since he started the idea of bitches be crazy being commentated over cod lol.. plus he's awesome. Dual comm with him please?
@christrout91 It's like 3 AM in england, why are you awake? check out racigs, he has a lot of good stories. btw I love you, and your large member... no homo
@DarkJedi246 Probably because the actual upload of this didn't show up in my sub box, but him liking and favoriting it did. So i guess it's so it has a better chance of showing up in sub boxes.
i was with some friends on the dance floor then i see a 9 or a 10 with my friend. he gives me the ok cause he a gf aleady and then i talk with her dance and when i ask for her number she says she really likes me and gives me it but she never called me back so i guess i was rick roll'd or she has terrible memory and still hasnt called me..... i doubt it is the latter so i was played.... bitches be crzy!!!
This girl who I'm friends with fell out with me cause I never replied to one text! She later went mad at me because she asked me to prom and I said no cause I'm going with my girlfriend then she went mental! BITCHES BE CRAZY.
one time this girl started fondling my junk at the club so then i say "lets go somewhere more private" she says "YEA lets go dance a lil first though" so i go get some drinks then i see her dancing with some other fella with hand all up in his FACE Bitches Be Crazy
A week or so into the relationship she tells me that this is us forever and we are going to get married and asking me how many kids we should have and what we should call them etc. Dumped that bitch. Bitches be crazy...
I was talking with a girl for a good month, sneaking in some obvious hints here and there, she was just chilling with me and even encouraging me. Later she avoids me like a leper and be friend has to tell me she didn't want to date me. Bitches be crazy
A girl slept in my bed with me (with no sexy time), and we went out on a date soon after. At the end of the date, she said she just wanted to be friends. Could have told me that before I paid for the meal. I find out later that she cried that night because "knowing I hurt you hurt me." Bitches be crazy.
I barrely listened to what you said, I was just watching your ass getting raped by the opposite team hahahahaha
But yeah, some bitches be crazy.
cutegirlkami96 5 hours ago
wow niqquh you a bitter Racigs started doing this a while ago.... smh be orginal at least
JesusSwaqedUP 2 weeks ago
You're playing World at War in 2012?! Holy shit, I didn't know people still played this lol
Aldridge517 3 weeks ago
I am 14 and this girl i know for a short time walked up to me and said she wanted to have a relationship with me and she was pretty good looking so i got into a relationship with her and a week later i got a text that said i don't love you anymore cause you are so guiet when we are together freaking crazy bitches
venetian0 1 month ago
bitches be trippin' pistols be whippin' >:P
GT40PNo6 1 month ago
So there was a fairly hot chick that always gave me the eye wen I passed her in the hall ways she would also smile and wave at me alot anyways after talking her one day I confronted her of liking me lol she had gotten angry and said she ddnt after four days of us not talking she tells me to leave her alone? !
26stingray 1 month ago
i fucking stabed the bitch!!!!!!!!!
SkeerInDeBroek 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van christrout91
i know this video is old but its pretty cool to see cod5 on pc, thats what i started out on... that was awesome, but it was always really annoying to find servers for it
zdarknes72 1 month ago
@zdarknes72 This was a week ago
christrout91 1 month ago 2
@christrout91 well for someone that uploads a video everyday at least :P btw i enjoy this oldie cod stuff and fifa! Keep up the good work!
zdarknes72 1 month ago
wtf are u talking about
Dualshock21 1 month ago
I find it really fucking hard to tell wen a girl is just dancing for its own sake or trying to seduce you!! Many times ive been dancing with or close (she has eye contact) and doing the whole sticking her ass and crouching to the floor i go in for the kill and they seem insulted!!!... WTF??? Alot of times that doesnt happen but wen it does.. "Bitches be cazy"
MadFella90 1 month ago
not being funny them girls sound off their heads lol I know girls are bad but they aren't that bad where I'm from or maybe I just get lucky when it comes to girls :')
TEHbeardguy 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
moar about them bitches
retrosilver141 1 month ago
when a girl says its okay its not okay, bitches be crazy but they have a pair of tits and a pussy so they get away with it
09Rayzer 1 month ago
I remembered that I have some sort of story. I do not really have the skills or looks to get some girls. So a pretty good looking girl from my class was like I'm forever alone. I thought that she liked me a bit so I decided to try out my luck. It took me about two days when she basically said that I am not good enough for her. In other words of course. Bitches be crazy...
BTW Great video.
Mcquiz91 1 month ago
I would tell a story about a bitch being crazy but I haven't got that far.
Mcquiz91 1 month ago
so awkward but great
Skatefordays1 1 month ago
so awkward but great
Skatefordays1 1 month ago
thats why im bi. Sorta. :) Bitches be crazy...
ribbityribda13 1 month ago
do u use a "modded" mouse or have a really quick trigger finger?
gregorycxm 1 month ago
@gregorycxm quick trigger
kittymime 1 month ago
very entertaining and good story and advice bro :) <333333333333333 and for faggots that think there cool for comment saying "hahaha your a fag" for those dumbass's no h0m0
enterfand118 1 month ago
i got really excited when i heard big bang theory lol
imstveeee 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
my gf said she loved me then 10 minutes later dumps me over text no reason and ignores me 4 3 months
nivE3066 1 month ago
Gotcha back Jack!
EddehJeh 1 month ago
Trout you legend I use too not like your videos much but there the best thing on YouTube now!!!
123TheGodFather1 1 month ago
I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!
2ez4EagleEye 1 month ago
I was on holiday and it turned out a girl who goes to my school was at to the same resort. I hung about with her for a while and I could easily tell she liked me. Then one day we went into the pool, was about 8/9 at night, no1 else was in the pool, just me and her, she then proceeded to take off her clothes and jumped into the water, me, 15 and penis guided, joined in by taking my shorts off and jumping in, as I thought I was supposed to... she screamed and ran away o_0 Bitches be crazy!!!!
SiiKShotStudio 1 month ago
Fucking pussy.
Shqiptarivertet 1 month ago
You were 15 and getting smashed? you bad boy!
ArkansawRazrbaks34 1 month ago
Mouthful of chicken soup when Trout mentioned period blood.
10 seconds later, chicken soup spat out back into bowl. No more chicken soup for me :(
Thommo1879 1 month ago
Be careful dude. Bitches be crazy is a Machinima Series by Racigs
Truetaza 1 month ago
@christrout91 I think your accent is wayy better then Shifty's :P
02punkrocker 1 month ago
Shqiptarivertet! you've just been trouted.?
RetroEwun 1 month ago
When a girl says it's ok, it's NEVER ok.
MetalHeadRossoNeri1 1 month ago 12
She was testing the waters to see if you'd approach her and she got cold feet, Trouty.
GreatScawt 1 month ago
@GreatScawt So why doesn't she wear socks?
Mcquiz91 1 month ago
when i was in the sixth grade i really liked this girl and she knew and the whole school knew. so one day she told my friend to tell me to ask her out. of course as a guy who things with his penis thought well damn, this is fantastical. i asked her out later that day as i was instructed by her and she told me no, your too much like a brother to me. crazy ass bitch! lol
thehtbq 1 month ago
chris breh, you were going to get that bird, but then you took a finger to the stomach?
Ermathraf 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Well Chris a girl once told me she liked me, 2 weeks later said she didn't and we had no future.......now I'm getting married to her lol......bitches be crazy!!
RichGTR 1 month ago
lame ass kid!
xXtrigerdownXx 1 month ago
@xXtrigerdownXx he's 20... and he isn't lame at all, fuck off
xIBUMPER 1 month ago
You mad bro?
mirastrosid 1 month ago
@milkandmeat I did not say he started the term, I simply said he was the first to have it as a series of crazy stories commentated over cod content. As my previous comment clearly stated...
sorry if you found that confusing
TheJnk1994 1 month ago
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looooooool, my gf once said does my butt look big in this... damn right it did (which every dude likes) so i said yes (with a massuve smile on my face), bitch slapped me!
hen695 1 month ago
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hen695 1 month ago
@ChrisTrout91 oh I get one, one time me and this girl were hanging out at my house and she asked if I could pick her up upside down standing up, Kinky Biitches be crazy
TG0ET 1 month ago
trout how to do u get your gun so far back like that?
nomath429 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@nomath429 fov on pc change it to 80
BarryMintz 1 month ago
that last story was fucking hilarious
Jackorules123 1 month ago
I've got a beer for you Trout next time you are in Camden
maybury88 1 month ago
big boy trout doesn't fuck around in da clubs man
vRobdog 1 month ago
this chick told me we were dating but not a bf/gf -__- bitches be crazy
TheSuperstreak 1 month ago
Girls just find the need to use you as a pawn in their bullshit social politics and fuck about with you like your an inanimate object
MrCheesiePuff 1 month ago
@christrout91 yas, get that shqiptar... cunt sorted!!!!
Stuart0728 1 month ago
Tags<3
oViciouZx 1 month ago
What server so you play on with WaW?
Noneofyourbusiness0 1 month ago
back when i was at school i remember that this girl would alway "flirt" with me in all my lessons but whenever i tried to ask her out she would say i hardly even know you....wtf
MyBrettyboy 1 month ago
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09:55 lol you pressed t ;d
skeivys 1 month ago
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skeivys 1 month ago
I was drinking tango cherry when you said about all that period jazz... Thanks Trouty.
xBenjamas 1 month ago
@christrout91 I've seen the Yahoo answers thing its so funny oh and i also love the inbetweeners and im American hahaha
VCarter151 1 month ago
enjoyed this trout do some more D:
TheTraceurJordan 1 month ago
LOL god like commentary :)
FLEGaming 1 month ago
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Trout, your videos suck and your skills suck as well. Fucking red neck faggot.
Yeah, go ahead and block you little coward virgin faggot.
Shqiptarivertet 1 month ago
@Shqiptarivertet That's cool of you to say over the internet. Especially when I'm not a redneck or a faggot or even a coward virgin faggot. The only coward I see here, is you typing away behind your desk. Tell me something. Why have you just decided to attack me for no reason? What have I done to offend you? Don;t think I did anything, so why feel the need to make a show of yourself? Don't really understand that.
christrout91 1 month ago 51
@christrout91
Sorry, it was my brother on my computer typing. God damn, I'm so sorry, mate. I have been a sub for over a year. I understand you got offended, but I'm really embarrased infront of you and everyone here. Yet again, sorry and have a great day.
Shqiptarivertet 1 month ago
@christrout91 epic reply trout!
2ez4EagleEye 1 month ago
@Shqiptarivertet haha a bit of jelousy....
S3BMAXAM 1 month ago
@Shqiptarivertet wtf redneck? just grow up and if you hate him that much then go away
TheJamez098 1 month ago
@Shqiptarivertet Did your mom ever tell u not to type and spoke that crack?
emo3295 1 month ago
@Shqiptarivertet i would fucking laugh so hard if you died
Jackorules123 1 month ago
@Shqiptarivertet You should just go hang your self.
PWNALLNOOBS 1 month ago
english girls are impossible. finally the word knows. respect to you chris <3
JAAYHQ 1 month ago
@JAAYHQ world*
JAAYHQ 1 month ago
Lol @ Sheldon Cooper.
TheChickenPeople 1 month ago
there just mad cuz they havent got a penis :P
AwquardOlliee 1 month ago
whats that youtuber from canada name again? :)
amitmatalon 1 month ago
like for the 4 crazy bitches
magicsongmann 1 month ago
One of the greatest commentaries on youtube.
lukas19hunter91 1 month ago
CAMDEN TOWN? trout where do you live?!
CarmineGotSnip3d 1 month ago
ohh trout rookie mistake with the limo. i mean come ooon that was a no brainer dude. i spose you have to learn these things
FinnKaiden 1 month ago
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DoneByMrD 1 month ago
Such a Saucy fucken Pimp Trout
IxDOxMUSIC 1 month ago 23
Brilliant comm dude, well entertaining, even when the 12th minute stuck and you went a bit gritty lol. Bitches be crazy fo sho! My story is just every girl i've ever known, so could take a while lol
beastcrab 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lol
TheHuggy101 1 month ago
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TheDaviesC95 1 month ago
WTF?! U are way faster than me shooting a semi-automatic gun. Haha thats what she said. :DDD
LinXandUltimate 1 month ago
what a legendary commentary!!! Bitches are fucking crazy!!
kees15271527 1 month ago
Trout, women say it's ok for you to go hang out with your friends and it's a trap, even though they chose to possibly leave you to be with their friends. But if you pull them up on it then they'll be very offended cos the ladies are like that.
FuryOfMetal1 1 month ago
i was about to have my lunch trout, thanks, i guess that's getting heated up in a bit. :/
ClingingKestrel 1 month ago
Whatever a girl says Trout, take it as the complete opposite!
Powarzz 1 month ago
what's the big deal with poking somebody in the stomach...?
DowntownEdwin 1 month ago
@DowntownEdwin bitches be crazy. that´s all
GelberTod 1 month ago
what was the name of the female comentator? ;)
HeyItsMe645 1 month ago
i love trout. funny lad
starqiller 1 month ago
love the inbetweeners "BUS WANKERS!!"
t0pku 1 month ago
I love Big Bang Theory!!
TheCHEESEG 1 month ago
the word you were looking for is nudge. (:
thehally97 1 month ago
Oh dear, your drunk friend cock blocked you... sux
ImOriginaLKanus 1 month ago
MUST READ =======-
Can ppl help me get 200 hundred subs plz help I post good clips FIFA cod so look n hope you like it
biggesthd 1 month ago
@biggesthd no
iPlatoniik 1 month ago
There was this girl I liked, I asked her out she told me to wait, then she got a boyfriend, then I got a girlfriend she yelled at me sayin why did I get a girlfriend. Bitches be crazy
1324gallo 1 month ago
This just made me want to buy a bitched be crazy shirt.
samuraex823 1 month ago
That 'Girl' Saying she froze her tampon? Yeah, that's fake and was on 4Chan.
DarkAndTriumphant 1 month ago
"Don't be toying with our penis" Lmao! <3
DarkAndTriumphant 1 month ago
One time I asked a girl if it was ok if I chatted with her friend... she said yes, that's fine. Turns out she liked me then got mad at me for it. What the fuck? I am not a mind reader.
JakeSchuette 1 month ago
my friend was off and on with this girl for like two months and then outa nowhere she walks up to me and grabs me in the crotch right in front of my friend bitches be very very crazy
SteveBrule1997 1 month ago
I don't trust anything that bleeds monthy and still survives
codybird344 1 month ago 3
Bitches be leaving shit with me
thereviewerisback 1 month ago
oh man, i know that feel. Bitches are equal to or greater than crazy.
toshiboiable 1 month ago
big bang theory ftw!
BearcatEdits 1 month ago
haha if your a girl out there and your not crazy, i no there is a few hahahaha
PMONEY265 1 month ago
I thought you were gay.
ExtremelyToxicHD 1 month ago
Bitches be crazy, that's the story of my life. From radical Christian stalkers to bi-polar brunettes. I'll live the bachelor life for a bit, thank you.
PhoenixLance13 1 month ago
Story: I really liked this girl who was a good friend of mine. I sort of started to get the hint that she might like me too. I passed up an opportunity to ask her out just because I thought the circumstances weren't right. This was in August of 2011. I haven't heard hide nor hair of her since.
IGotsAMouthForWar 1 month ago
you know why I'm single? cause bitches be crazy! Girls want what they want, and if they give you an option to go your way, that means "do what I say or fuck you"
IGotsAMouthForWar 1 month ago
racigs started this give him some credit
xgreen55 1 month ago
@xgreen55 I'm assuming he's talking about Viva La Tegan.
IGotsAMouthForWar 1 month ago
@xgreen55 no, he didn't. it's a very common term
milkandmeat 1 month ago
"bitches in general be crazy"
haha
benny0728 1 month ago
hahahhahahaa
skateboarding 1 month ago
didn't woody make a video saying that trout is gay?
mattbmxer 1 month ago
liked and favourited . this sir was a damn fine video
DaviDromid 1 month ago
trout the easiest way to understand women, expect the unexpected, and take a guy, take away alllll morals and reason and u hav a women
leafsfan112233 1 month ago
Listen trout my mate, if guys are afraid to act gay for a bit of banter then they're probably not comfortable with their sexuality, whether they know it or not. If you can act openly gay for banter or to embarrass a fellow LAD then all is well, if you're uncomfortable with such openness I suggest you take a long look in the mirror ;)
BTonic1 1 month ago
Trout, do you watch Racigs? is this where you got the idea? I like Racigs, and he had a bitches be crazy story on machinima. You should give him credit, since he started the idea of bitches be crazy being commentated over cod lol.. plus he's awesome. Dual comm with him please?
TheJnk1994 1 month ago
@TheJnk1994 never heard of him before
christrout91 1 month ago 33
@christrout91 It's like 3 AM in england, why are you awake? check out racigs, he has a lot of good stories. btw I love you, and your large member... no homo
TheJnk1994 1 month ago
@christrout91 He us awesome man i agree with TheJnk1994
xgreen55 1 month ago
@christrout91 Why do u like and favorite your own videos?
DarkJedi246 1 month ago
@DarkJedi246 Probably because the actual upload of this didn't show up in my sub box, but him liking and favoriting it did. So i guess it's so it has a better chance of showing up in sub boxes.
ZxCloudedxZ 1 month ago
@TheJnk1994 bitches be crazy is a very common term. saying that a cod guy coined is hilarious
milkandmeat 1 month ago
lol trout been browsing the art of trolling.
Everittts 1 month ago
True wisdom
memberpwner1 1 month ago
this is up there with the best of your vids trout :D fucking hilarious :L
iDimplesx 1 month ago
you should of poked her, or said "its your loss" or both
ImAngusCunt 1 month ago
I love The Big Bang Theory!
macarlock 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i wonder if that guy that ate the period blood ever found out :/
MrHellloothere 1 month ago
I think with my little head. lOl (woody reference 8) )
0megaxtar 1 month ago
New bitches be crazy series?? take messages sent to you and talk about them in a commentary i think yes
MasteRooster33 1 month ago 35
Why no comments
wobbly868 1 month ago
as long as she hasnt got a moustache smells good and can see her feet shes good to go
MrHellloothere 1 month ago
i like my women like i like my report card an A with double D's and an F
MojoRavage 1 month ago
Got to be onw of the best and most true commentaries i've heard from you xD
KalogST 1 month ago
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MojoRavage 1 month ago
Whaaaaaa? Bitches be crazyyyyyyy
HitmanPorter 1 month ago
bitches be crazy = putas locas :/
martins104Al 1 month ago
always picture trout's night out as something from the inbetweeners :D
shibbytron 1 month ago
i was with some friends on the dance floor then i see a 9 or a 10 with my friend. he gives me the ok cause he a gf aleady and then i talk with her dance and when i ask for her number she says she really likes me and gives me it but she never called me back so i guess i was rick roll'd or she has terrible memory and still hasnt called me..... i doubt it is the latter so i was played.... bitches be crzy!!!
pizzamann10 1 month ago
@pizzamann10 Sorry bro. I think i'm in the process of getting played lol
greasamar 1 month ago
Wow that period blood thing really ruined my day. God, whats wrong with girls these days?
metaltilldeath111 1 month ago
This girl who I'm friends with fell out with me cause I never replied to one text! She later went mad at me because she asked me to prom and I said no cause I'm going with my girlfriend then she went mental! BITCHES BE CRAZY.
0033smorrison 1 month ago
one time this girl started fondling my junk at the club so then i say "lets go somewhere more private" she says "YEA lets go dance a lil first though" so i go get some drinks then i see her dancing with some other fella with hand all up in his FACE Bitches Be Crazy
AlexMorenoIS 1 month ago
HAHAHA more of these FUNNY Great Job Trout
AlexMorenoIS 1 month ago
@BrandonMirrors - she was a twilight fan. Which says everything about the fan base for that movie. They are all fucking morons.
TheCuddy93 1 month ago
lol
CoDman211 1 month ago
lol. "He's not turning into a vampire because putting the tampons in the freezer denatures the enzymes". What's wrong with this world?
BrandonMirrors 1 month ago
Jesus, the stuff me and my mates have done in clubs
JayMathews9 1 month ago
If you listen closely, I think he might've said 'bitches be crazy' at one point
JPAckerzz 1 month ago
@alexRobb95 your a fucking fag
badcman24 1 month ago
paling around, trout.
BrandonMirrors 1 month ago
You should totally make this into a series :D
OuTcaStzUnReaL 1 month ago
A week or so into the relationship she tells me that this is us forever and we are going to get married and asking me how many kids we should have and what we should call them etc. Dumped that bitch. Bitches be crazy...
colazilla 1 month ago
If a girl says she's ugly . Why do they kick me in the balls when I agree ?
PurpleVIII 1 month ago
I was talking with a girl for a good month, sneaking in some obvious hints here and there, she was just chilling with me and even encouraging me. Later she avoids me like a leper and be friend has to tell me she didn't want to date me. Bitches be crazy
waffman11 1 month ago
Have sex with all the things!
neo363 1 month ago
I think you mean to not mindfuck your penis. Instead of just downright fucking it.
Just saying.
DaEpicAzn 1 month ago
Best Intro Ever
72BACON 1 month ago
i heard about the vampire blood on reddit the other day lol
freakincrazyperson 1 month ago
what club did u go to out of interest in camden?
TheNeil121 1 month ago
D:
CaptainWeetch1 1 month ago
Girlfriend: "Do I look fat in this?"
Me: "I would smash your back doors in."
That's how it should work.
TheMrHeath91 1 month ago
A girl slept in my bed with me (with no sexy time), and we went out on a date soon after. At the end of the date, she said she just wanted to be friends. Could have told me that before I paid for the meal. I find out later that she cried that night because "knowing I hurt you hurt me." Bitches be crazy.
manmon77 1 month ago