Zombie

[doowop76]

21 seconds-Obama

[589adam]

jkjkjkjkjkj

[589adam]

OMG!!!!!!!i find this hard to masterbate too.>;gtg

[jlouis1994]

annswer me...no iknow why because they are trying to take the liitle bit of pride we have left for our counrty and ruin it especially for the young ones>.<

[jlouis1994]

but this has to stop..westerners and citizens of developed countries need to stop being dumb and stop posting shit like this and giving my country even worst publicity...like wtf why cant they make a video showing the beauty of jacmel or ou cap ...or how Haitians know how to survive no matter what...or how Haitians students are much more dedicated to school then kids in America or how resilient Haitian people are huh?

[jlouis1994]

.now im not being a racist nor am i being ignorant about zombies in haiti...my mom is a mambo...but dam to take this as a joke and out this childish video up is just ridiculous...like this is the reason why so many young haitians living abroad never want to learn about their culture or even give a dam about this country...trust me i was one of those ignorant teens...

[jlouis1994]

this is a joke, a disgrace, and disrespect! as a 16year old  Haitian-American teen living in Miami, fl watching this made me disgusted by these "white people" who posted this up...

[cristianadriel]

jajaja al minuto 1:18 cerca de la R

[mrdominican777]

@TheLeftiesMusic - I don't Hate Haiti ! some of my companions are Haitian.

[GRIEF1712]

do you accept visa electron good witch doctor sir?

[robvannattan]

Don't be so damn sensitive people!

[mrg20121]

lol the witch docter said witch docter R us loooooooooooooooooooooool

[4freehax]

No A Zombie Is Made By Radiation

[VaconCamp]

@4freehax too much fallout 3

[mrdominican777]

Its obvious that the creator of this video is prejudice !

[Nadia1702]

todo obra de satanas ,el wodo macombe santeria ,el vaso etc etc

busquen las cosas de Dios amigos antes de su caida final

[Tornhado]

idiots

[mrdominican777]

This is bad acting. I cant believe this video would even still be up- after what just happened to Haiti in their earthquake.. THIS VIDEO IS RUDE, DISRESPECTUL, AND WRONG... This is just messed up.

[mrdominican777]

This video is so offensive towards Haitians... out of all the countries that have voodoo consisting_ why did it have to be Haiti????? People really need to stop judging And stereotyping nationalities.... I have known haitians that were really strong christians...

[emoelmo117]

ok what is the dhow is a zombie and a mummy diffrent

[Jamesparker19751975]

There are many historical cases of these people coming out of their drug-induced state after neglect of their captors and they turn around and kill their captors out of anger! It's more trouble than it's worth.

[Jamesparker19751975]

okay well after studying this subject there is no real zombies like we think... they don't actually raise them from the dead. They drug them up so they appear dead to friends and family, then they steal them from the graves and keep them in a drug indused state to keep them under control. This is really kindnapping and assault. It's stupid these voodoo dipshits don't have any special powers. And this is truly evil and cruel!

[rurouni1004]

xD ahaha 50 bucks for life time of free labor

[th4ed2em0on]

why would you rub a toad on your arm? to get warts? but who wants warts?

[thesouthrapsucks]

savages white cave chimps

[gertrude1040]

funny acting

[gursexy01]

What a fucking bunch of dumb ass dorks!

[haileynjayson]

whats the name of that song in the beging ilike it

[soilngrass]

Song is called Zombie by Regurgitator, they are a really cool Australian band. Blubber boy, kung fu sing, and miffy simplicity are some other good ones

[Cvyamout]

Thats mean and cruel if i was a zombie i would eat them

[cheeseintheair]

rofltits

[tatitati284]

ya wanna see real zombies go to haiti

[plonsdrums]

omg! at 0:59, isn't that witch doctor using a nokia 2100? that's horrendous!

[soilngrass]

The witch docotor is using a bananna

[kjBulletkj]

Your Witchdoctor is white...

[paulbabbitt]

this is somewhat true though. My church mission team is in haiti.. im worried. They are doing one of there dances outside of there church they are staying inside..

[meowmix117]

the witch doctor looks like a fuckin monkey hahaha

[MariposaKamikaze]

What an idiotic video. why have people always to make fun of something they don´t have an idea about. as if Haiti had not enough serious problems to deal with, they still have to satisfy people´s demand on tasteless jokes and scary tales.

If someone really wants to know about zombies, better read Wade Davis "The serpent and the rainbow" (but the book, NOt the film!)

[DeadInTheLivingRoom]

well obviously, how is anyone going to read a film you tool.

[tpvalley]

There not making fun as much as explaining real events in a humerous manner.

[CareLoco233]

wtf

[splattereater6789]

Its Freakin Fake!Even Though Witch Doctors And Voodoo Doctors Are Real....But Are Really Zombies Real?NO!So Fuck You!

[cwlovell13]

You are an idiot. There is documented proof that Voodoo priests use toxins (similar to the poison in a puffer fish) to put the victim into a coma like state. Then they use drugs to help animate the "zombie" and use them as slave labor.

In 1962 a man died and was buried, only to be found wandering his village 18 years later. Come to find out he had been made into a "zombie" by a local voodoo priest and was used as slave labor on a local sugar plantation.

[Bungogin]

Aren't "zombies" just people who have been paralyzed by these toxins?

[frozenlake13]

@cwlovell13 Ebola virus genus is a virus that reanimates corpses dont worry about blowfish, One day, the Ebola Zaire strain, with its fatality rate of up to 90%, will become airborne. In theory, when this eventually happens (and this is a "when", not an "if" scenario due to the fast rate & inventive mutations of the Ebola virus family) it will only take 6 weeks for it to spread around the world, and will result in a drastic decrease in the human population. scientifically proven.

[mrfelicars11]

@frozenlake13 good to hear that all you nice people have faith in the world and cheer people up, good for you will smith

[ChibaCity8lues]

I'm an atheist, I don't believe in spirits, etc. But the Haitian "zombie" is documented medical science. Read a book by ethno-botanist Wade Davis. He was the first scientist from Harvard to discover the zombie poison in Haiti. It is a fine powder that is absorbed through the skin-usually the feet.

[chicometal74]

pênis

[iminthestatic]

well it's not a typical zombie like from the movies is it.. it's more of a kidnapped, drugged slave. still, it's pretty creepy/shocking that this actually happens - although the video was a bit of a joke.

[Stahlwulf]

Wikipedia...

[ZombieBringer36]

lexyakuza i will kick your jap ass let's drop another bomb!!!

[princessdim]

LOL!!! XD

[bigfootman]

Fuck all of you racist; Haitian people believe in zombies, but you do not have to make fun of them about it. It is THEIR religion. It is what the believe.

[lexyakuza]

Go fuck a zombie then.

[princessdim]

wow ur really rude and retarded at the same time...i guess ur just mad that im right....

BUM

[princessdim]

Zoombies are REAL!!! In haiti they do voodoo and use people's bodies but haitian people call voodoo magic...im haitian so i so i should know!!!!! and it's not every haitian person's religion!!! only some...

[bubblefish17]

Hey,did u see a zombie before in haitian? =)

[rooizilver]

@princessdim i understand most are catholics. But please tell me, are we talking about people who were nearly dead? or dead for real?

[Sowanpasquel]

This gives the religion a bad name

[princessdim]

Yes, Yes it does, cults do too....

[elchinohard]

Religion is a bad name and a word disrespected already, my friend, the truth is beacause of "Religions" we have wars in this world, RELIGION=NOTHING, just make our lifes more miserables.

[tpvalley]

no, when religion is mixed with ego u get misery, without ego/ greed/ the "Im right, u r wrong" mentality religions work well to create happiness.

Religious people even have higher endorphine levels!

Most religions hold within them reasons not to fight and to accept other faiths, the fiudamental ignore these parts.

[saysammmmy]

witzig!

[smile4memore]

stupidest thing I ever saw Mocking something so real but not as crazy

[lopezwuzhere]

this is some gay chit

[raflim]

whats a haitian zombie?

[SeanDubhcroi]

the purple lightning actually does happen... doesnt look like that though

[yasefgk123]

gay

[RainVine]

This is actually pretty correct.

[real3rdlife]

fuckin stupid white people fuckin with truth

[lexyakuza]

Fucking uneducated black people trying to make up false truth. How about you shut up and get back to the cotton field...zombie!

[princessdim]

maybe ur uneducated.....Zombies are real ur just don't have enough imagination and creativity to believe... if you've never seen one then how should u know they aren't real!!!

[AllThatMakesUsHuman]

you're one crazy moron

[FDotAzz]

this is really wack!! terrible and you must be bored. 1 star for this crap

[SexyMorenoPaTi]

This is not only not funny, but disrespectful to the Haitian people... And I'm not even Haitian! (Dominican, yes, but still...)

[Esori]

THIS IS SO GAY!!

[jddarcisse000]

soo not funny

[olop01]

there's a car driving in the background lol

[poepsjienees]

this is so awesome!