X352 - Mass Effect - 003 - Moving

[BEASTBIRD177]

Here comes a train full of kick ass.......and a flying camra man

[FatEskimo97]

im sorry but mass effect sucks...

[Azael1991]

@FatEskimo97 disliker, you've changed nothing. Your kind has the

attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Mass Effect is your salvation through destruction.

[FatEskimo97]

@Azael1991

it's not like that...

i like all of x's vids but i was just watching these to see if i would like to buy mass effect. it doesn't really appeal to me

[Azael1991]

@FatEskimo97 its cool bro everybody has their different taste

[Nuage151]

X : I love my squad

2 minutes later

X : Oh I lost them both! haha

[FreakinfreakInfreaki]

i headed for bed 2 hours ago but made the mistake of watching this

[R25Donut]

10:00 "Geth are stupid." (throws a grenade three feet away.)

[Murious1]

He says Maybe you and my new squad mate can get naked together... then we go x..x..x.., then we realize that xxx stands for :D

[DarkItachi87]

Please aim with right click.

Than your accuracy is a lot lot higher

[marsgreekgod]

I really wish you knew heaing had a cool down

[daveyer2]

Best LP's ever!!!

[warhammercrazy18697]

Oh X your, damn funny for your own good

[killslushy]

I imagined a troll face on the destoryer the whole time :P

[GruntRampage]

The punch needed a slow-mo.

[animalamazo]

lol



[AMadToon]

I think X is slightly drunk during this video, makes for a bunch ton of laughs

[MrToastofDoom]

Not as hard to watch as Portal 2 but, damn.... X truly does not have a grasp of the obvious

[memoivoila]

Laugh out loud! BEST EPISODE EVER

[semps111]

this game seems terrible on PC

[ivixeg]

@semps111 LOL the pc version is the best, as usual.

[Hfajardo97]

@ivixeg Actually not really. This game turns into more of a RTS in the PC. On console you can do all of this on the fly as almost everything has a convenient "hotkey". This game plays better on consoles as it is faster paced and more engaging and intuitive there. The PC version runs better though.

[ivixeg]

@Hfajardo97 You can do everything on pc on fly as well, you can set the hotkeys....so your argument is invalid. PC version is better in every way: better graphics, faster loading screens and you can actually choose whether to use mouse+keyboard or a controller.

[sirlag01]

@ivixeg There is no controller support for Mass Effect on PC. Official (good) that is.

[Hfajardo97]

@ivixeg Playing on a controller makes this otherwise clunky game, feel smooth. On PC you can't have that. Unless you use a controller. The disconnect in every move on the PC is the reason why people like David are having a hard time. One thing you fail to comprehend is that most PC gamers don't EVER use a controller because they think the keyboard and mouse is better in every way so most are playing it with really clunky controls.

[ivixeg]

@Hfajardo97 It's a known fact that the controllers are clunky for games where you have to do some shooting....and even the most console peasants understand and admit that mouse+keyboard is much more accurate. You are an exceptionally stupid one if you don't get that. And what disconnect in EVERY move? You're obviously too retarded to be arguing with someone like me.

[Hfajardo97]

@ivixeg Haha PC elitists are such huge idiots! This wasn't much of an argument. This was just me letting you know how stupid you are.

[illusivegam3r]

You are one of the funniest mutherfuckers I have ever heard X HAhahaha

[shadowcarn]

First 5 minutes of this were the best 5 minutes of my life

[gunslingerfry]

With all the "hot chicks," "boobs," "getting naked," etc., methinks X is a bit sexually frustrated.

[jackryan444]

he is such a troll in this series

[krum96]

lol gawd their stopid (acedentely trows grenate) oh shit! runrunrunrunrun!

[MrFishman55]

@krum96 How's that dyslexia coming?

[babyfishmouth97]

X, I've played Mass Effect for about 3 hours, and got three times as far as you. Although I did not enjoy it. I progressed too quickly. you however make me want the game again :)

[ArtBit64]

X, i think i liked it more when you were more serious about the games you played. acting immature is kind of off putting to see from you.

[haxerx123]

The world used to be beautiful, then somebody stole it's sweet roll.

[cbgbigy]

this place used to be beautiful, then it took aliens to the surface

[firebirdnpie]

i never knew david had such a dirty mind before this game

[echou1232]

MY VOICE MUST BE HEARD!

BAM!!!

[keshaz12]

Thumbs up if you faired better at Mass Effect in your first try than X.

[bunzj82]

awh.. you're not hot anyways. lol

[FREAKout59]

'critical mission failure' every time you die lol no shit

[somrandomguy86]

Argh, I think my butt is permanently clenched now

[PhoenixGodX]

"I'm so confused and lost and awesome" lolz

[evenfall369]

This is so painful for me... but I CAN'T. TEAR. SELF. FROM. MONITOR!

[WOOHOJEHA]

You're such a roleplayer X

[Wilks228]

boobs are always better ;)

[Lucretiel]

At least it's not as bad as oblivion... X, I love you, but stick to Half-Life 2 and such.

[Wilks228]

@Lucretiel I'm not really bothered provided he sticks to entertaining videos, and imo it's kinda hard for him not to cause he's such an awesome commentator

[CrazayFish1]

If ur not patient dont bother watching X.

[x1NeMeSiS1x]

I remember when I played through ME1. Man, my Assault Rifle was the stuff of legends, Geth trembled in fear as I tore their ranks asunder... oh yes the oil from their metallic bodies ran freely, staining the ground black.

[jonathanshir]

@x1NeMeSiS1x That was beautiful bro :)

[shadowfragment]

Oh, and SHOOT THE BARRELS, LEON!

[shadowfragment]

I think you should lower the difficulty until you are familiar/comfortable with the interface. Squads were terrible in the first one though.

[CrazyPiger]

I amf started to forget how X bad in understanding of interface ^_^

[r3nmgod]

Mothership? wait, it was THE PROTOSS

[firedude735]

Perfect B-day video

[Takattack92]

Anyone else notice that he skipped an episode of Mass Effect? it went from 1 to 3.. what happened to 2 is it not a episode anymore?

[sharprifleman]

@Takattack92 What do you mean?

[iAreBrewster]

@Takattack92 dude..... it's literally right beside your comment in the related videos.......

[tonycorr95]

X thank you for distracting me from studying for finals :)

[DjMeeplord]

They don't die, they faint, like Pokemon!

[DrummingWin]

Anyone else feeling boned by finals??? And keep this series up X!

[alexmarroquin2011]

damit x now i want mass effect

[ChrYzY95]

xD this is going to be a very slow series

[halevyi]

Why aren't you investigating in conversations?

[macandfriends]

I watched this on the livestream. Now I feel special...

can I have cookie?

[RandomZace]

why do ashley and kaiden sound so quiet

[14elgenio]

the "loot" is automatic, you open your inventory and you get all the items

[RandomZace]

"macaroni and cheese would be awesome"

lol i was eating that when you said it

[14elgenio]

X im loving this, :D you should try saints row the third

[akaltaroid]

fuck editing, go and play! thats what we like!

[UnknownXV]

X is very horny today.

[Neilsaccount55555]

X, Kaidan has to be close to him and the two triangles have to allign. Also use your own powers they will permanently regenerate so there is no reason not to use them. Your grenade count and your medi-gel count are at the bottom left of the screen and you should be constantly switching up your armor and weapons/upgrades. Just some teeeps! :)

[Nagasuku]

if you have played the games that crazy guy makes sense

[357BlahEn]

Its so awesome, im laughing with awesome!

AWESOME

We like to see how you deal with failure, this not editing thing is a good idea!

[thrilllex]

no

you're squad isnt pretty useless

you're pretty useless at controlling them :P

no offense

but its kinda painful watching this XD

[terrorlizard]

You have a sniper rifle use it XD

[Clowreed48]

that yes at the start, tell me if thats not the most satisfied YES! that youve ever heard.

[darkkrenify]

go with Ashley and tali

[Eddenftw]

You should call Kaidan Carth instead.

[Tenocticatl]

X, you're awesome, but for christ' sakes: the medigel and grenade counters are RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HEALTH! And you couldn't heal that one time because there's a cooldown.

[Darkwwlink]

@Tenocticatl David ignores Caps comments :/

[Tenocticatl]

@Darkwwlink That's okay, I used the shift key :D Also, he says in the next one he's read the tutorials, so he's probably figured it out by now.

[Yfr28]

@Tenocticatl Wait, where's health?

[lurtze1]

1:50 GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO

[Goirdy]

Stay with this X! This game is one of my favorites for a reason! :) seriously, the story gets A LOT better as time goes on.

[qwerty9567]

@zerosquadren , if you are hating the commentary. Leave... XD

[bananco38]

Oh I lost em both. HA! OH X!

[TheBabbage78]

God whats with all the hate on this LP? He's just having fun with it

[mastergef13]

x on what difficulty are u playing

[luchilenium]

I'm loving these videos, X. But I wish you could give Mass Effect's story the respect you gave Starcraft 2, just saying. They're both great story lines.

[TheStann]

I'm so confused and lost and awesome.

[CaptainShookie]

the abilities keep getting blocked by the environment. You must aim the ability at them precisely

[ZeroSquadren]

X, if you are trying to be funny its not working.

[Dukepunchm]

after the first like 30 seconds I think x is dead and this guy is a imposter

[xSTYLER90x]

'Watched both mass effect commentary'.... OK, What have you done with the real X you impostor! XD

[Terminatorfy]

The story is based off of the book berserker by fred saberhaggen. Pretty good book.

[ADxTygon]

open fire, we're cool

[Terminatorfy]

X has officially started being inopropriate : p

[MinecrAFtguy08]

XXXXXXXXXXX please pls pls pls pls pls pls pls do a minecraft video tnx

[kirbyrlz]

Could u finish starcraft wings of liberty first? Thanks!

[chmdude]

X, please be sure to explore all of the dialog options, you can get some pretty cool stuff. Also, please pick either good or bad answers, you get bonuses for going to one side or the other.

[DustBunnyguy]

Best. Beginning. Ever. lol

[iAreBrewster]

X, my fragile mind cant take more than two of your videos within a three week period. What is the madness?!

[nschuler4]

X needs to get laid... lol

[iPodkrazy117]

At around four and a half minutes. I made mac and cheese.



[sandwichHLP]

FYI, the whole left/right/up/down arrow thing corresponds to the visual placement of the squad control buttons when you press spacebar.

[anamethatscool]

im really enjoying this series so far. but then i realized your going to the citadel soon...i hate the citadel

[Kingmason7777]

*Sees geth* Uh oh... *puts gun away*

[cptmuffin]

I forsee the return of the view frustration dampener.

[thomasf]

haha that part is normally everyone's first death

[Ultracity6060]

X, your squadmates are always quiet when you talk to them mid-mission, but they have nothing worth saying, so don't sweat it. Also, if you put some points into Soldier, you'll constantly regen health.

[boobehry]

X is trying to play as an infiltrator ^^

[Bakuhatzu]

I laughed at 6:21. You said "was there anything else out there", u assumed no, then blew up the tanks and said "that been useful". but u actually killed someone.

[kqsharp]

lol, "look at that, off in the distance" X-"Where, Where?" turns around "Oh, WOH"

[frekykidjr1221]

please...please...please i beg of you, dont forget about starcraft!!!

[kozak255]

@davidr64yt short controlled bursts prevent the reticule from expanding, thus allowing for higher accuracy

[ImmoSci]

"it's out of range..." THEN USE YAR SNIPER RIFLE!!! AARRRGGGHHH

[MadeByShady]

I played this game a couple years ago. To be honest, it was kind of boring to me. But that was because the story was a little too complicated for me lol so I couldn't understand what was going on.

[scoutingspartin]

Burn baby burn disco inferno burn baby ... O shit your on fire. Hurry take off your armor Ashly!!!!!!!

[EliteReject]

I don't think he realizes that he killed someone at 6:30 :P

[SashaK1999]

Backstory to Powell: nobody found him because he was taking a nap behind his crates. He survived because he was lazy!

[sparkwar]

"Look at this thing, it's broken. That's broken, Ashley. What do you think of that?"

"Somebody's going to pay for this."

"Damn straight!"

I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

[ChikoWhat]

Wow mass Mass Effect uploads! Awesome X!

[SuppaRoost]

Wow, it has been some time since you uploaded this much, nice

[thomasf]

X with all due respect... You have no idea what you're getting into. It may seem small at first but this blossoms into the most epic story ever. Get excited! :)

[marty5556]

X talking about boobs and naked girls? I remember you being always appropriate and carefull about what you say :P. Don't get me wrong though. I really like these new video's!

[Lolocaust41]

@marty5556 BOOBIES!

[Denz760]

@marty5556 Watch his Duke Nukem lets play. It's like a whole new X, cursing and shit :).

[hhundee]

X remember you have a sniper rifle :]

[DRida64]

not the garden of eden i wanted to see :)

[Tessitura92]

OR DRUNK?

[Tessitura92]

X, ARE YOU OKAY?

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

Geth are stupid

*nade self*

[RoxNitro]

"YEAH here comes a whole train full of kick ass!"

[Naf5000]

Ever since Crysis 2 X has been getting more and more evil. It's like first person shooters make you more aggressive or something. But that's rubbish!... Right?

[weltervids]

Remember X this is a Bioware game. And in Bioware games there's always time for getting laid.

[111tomkghjk]

X minecraft 1.0.0 came out and you missed minecon

[Doctorunique300]

@111tomkghjk he doesn't care at all.

[mntnbiker1]

you are asom

[mntnbiker1]

no

[ultragames007]

Maybe you can.snipe at 16:00

[SirOee]

2:00 Yes you are! You just hire hot girls so that you can lay them afterwards. What a good commander...

[Shaidon7]

Wrex...

X...

Wrex...

X...

Wrex...

X...

[TheGreshh]

For the longest time I thought X was gay...

[ultragames007]

Quick save fail, they canr even same a game xD

[Radament123]

I'm playing Skyrim now (still didn't take an arrow in the knee) and I must say Mass Effect looks very 'empty' in comaprison with TESV.

[Efrolof]

X ftw! :D

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

Press Z for Zprint.

[xonman890]

stop telling X what to do, just let him play and enjoy it so we get more content

[Omega068]

Just in case you didn't notice...You are walking. Press Z to run. Games these days...

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

YEAH! Another part!

[Gortrok]

X, you can't just fire on full auto the whole time. The targeting circle grows bigger the longer you fire because it becomes less accurate. Fire in shorter bursts to maintain a decent accuracy; you're not hitting them enough and that's why you take so much damage.

[lothlorien1is1heaven]

@Patehe cool opinion bro, idc

[idontwannakillu]

i love the fact that you just punch manuel in the face.

[QtipRocketLauncher]

Proof that this game was made for console.

[Jackxoon]

Oh my....David, this is great stuff xD Macaroni and cheese!

[AlessandroTheCynical]

"my voice must me heard...ungh!!" That was so funny.

[halobrood]

X i love how frequently youve put out these videos, your the best!!

[Thedobeymaster]

I like X when he actually enjoys a game, and doesn't see it as a chore. :)

[IgnitedWingedSwine]

By God, I love the renegade speech options in Mass Effect, partly due to the fact that a lot of them involve Falcon Punches.

[Welery5]

X has gone crazy!

[atlhani76]

X seems a little drunk at the moment.

[HockeyGod256]

there's a healing cooldown right next to your health

[Patehe]

I personally find it very irritating to hear X talk this way and it is something that I did not wish for X to do at all. The new style is unnecessarily inappropriate and quite simply disturbing, at least to me. Actually these three Mass Effect videos have been too rude for me to truly enjoy watching them.