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  • L is for lies

    A is for anti-white

    B is for black bias

    O is for odious socialist scum

    U is for useless bastard

    R is for anti-white racism

  • @karezza6  so true

  • L is for Labour

    I is for immigration

  • I don't think the maggots are a mistake, I think it's a very clever way of calling labour supporters lice haired maggots, which you wouldn't get away with on it's own, so posing maggots as lice covers the issue, although I could be wrong, but British comedy is full of sneaky hidden punch lines like this :)

  • @VirtualR 

  • @VirtualR Nice Insight

  • a country filled with lice? hmmm how prophetic of new labours policies.

  • i can't stop laughing

  • G is for Gordon Brown G is for G I T

  • helping the poorybaggum lol.

  • @TheOrangeGrandMaster here here.

  • uh those would be maggots, not lice.

  • @Axxeleration84 Obviously but lice would be very difficult to pickup on film and stil have the desired affect. Plus maggots can be easily brushed off an actor's head, lice less so.

  • @AntiochusMegas Tut bygum. There's always one who t' picks up on t' unnecessary facts huh? lol

  • Good God that is haunting.

    From 1:06 onwards.

    2011 Britain still can't shake off the horrendous socialist policies.

  • Thats my wife that is , i know a good exterminator the one ironing

  • Thats my wife that is , i know a good exterminator

  • Voting for t' the labour party :L

  • M is for Monster Raving Looney Party.... M is for.... Er.... I'll get my coat!

  • G is for Green, G is for Ga... err...

  • Ew :(

  • 29 people must have a lot of lice!

  • L is for Lib Dems, L is for Lice (2011 update?)

  • @thefrecklepuny No. L is for Labour, L is for Lice

    LD is for Lib Dems, LD is for Little Dictators

    T is for Tory, T is for Twats

    U is for UKIP, U is for Unique!!!

  • I've been watching the USA's Tea Party from the safety of the UK.

    It's sad to see a refreshing drink like tea associated with such a weird mindset.

    I don't trust any politician these days and I really don't like people who harp on about their political views when the rest of us see this video as am amusing send up of Britain in the 1940s. Yeeesh!

  • At least the lice are very respectful of national borders and so keep politely out of the Republic of Ireland.

  • Warpath2198+Pentdad= Anglo-Saxon circle jerk.

  • So very true.

  • OMFG!!!!!!!!!

  • Love it

  • @ 0:08 the guy sounds like Mr. Spell.....

  • I was wondering if you were interested in voting for t' the labour party XD

  • Enfield is rather overrated imo.He fluked a career as a 'character' stand-up who took the piss out of the working class, in particular those who didn't care to vote for Kinnockio and his grand socialist vision (middle class socialists: telling the working class what to think since 1917).This is passingly entertaining but imo the actor playing Cholmondley-Warner makes it worth watching. Enfield's nadir was a laboured sketch with P Whitehouse playing a gay Laurel & Hardy. It was pitifully unfunny

  • @pierstheoneandonly He was big in the 90s hes not exactly a superstar now is he lol. By the way dude, middle class people have to tell the working class how to think because most poor people are also really stupid and only live to consume frozen fast food and watch Britains got the pop factor and possibly a soapstar superstar jesus on ice. The few poor and intelligent people are the true legends of lore- Einstein, Bud Fox, et al, but these are so so so rare they are mere anomolies. AGREE???

  • @Pentdad there is a difference between a poor education and stupidity, it might be wise to bear that in mind.

  • @chuckmanbob I think its fare to say a poor person who becomes smart by his own drive and determination is the greatest kind of person on this Earth. They are so few though. The poor in western developed countries are fata and happy, unhealthy slobs whos safety net protects them from effort. They are told (in the UK at least) 'dont worry about it, you cant help your circumstances, we are all equal'.

  • @Pentdad Yeah you are right. I'm shocked to find anyone in the UK who can actually see that. The liberal fucks try the same thing here in the U.S. They want power through big govt. and that is to entice you to vote for them by any means necessary. After that they tell you how to live and if you resist you are punished with insults, fines, and violence. Liberalism is a disease in the West.

  • @Warpath2198 What Labour did in the UK was make all the slobs and underclass fat and happy, so we had millions of people out of work, the majority of them on disability benefit. These millions of slobs then kept voting Labour! Although I dont like the right wing much either, at least they have corrected that problem and got all the lazy asses off of disability now. The major negative of liberalism is its hate for personal responsibility. Its NEVER your fault.

  • @Pentdad Yeah I actually study the UK, because its kinda of a reference point of where the U.S. could end up. I'm glad that the Democratic party your American counterpart to the Labour party in the UK, was utterly defeated in the biggest upset in 70 years by the Tea Party which is a grass roots conservative party that believes in the constitution. The old adage of giving a man a fish he eats for a day, teaching a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime comes to mind.

  • @Pentdad People will stay "poor" as long as their is no incentive to do anything else. I can assure you that if you took the Union jobs away, all of the free hand outs by the govt., they would get off their ass and make something happen. You can see this same behavior with house pets. Or hell look at Native Americans or natives in Australia. They get free hand outs for life and are drunks, criminals, and degenerates. Humans need incentive.

  • harry enfield is a member of the labour party... just saying

  • I take it the lice are meant to be the thousands of imagrints in the UK now, taking what freebes they can from this once great place.

  • @xGHOSTXRECONx You can't even spell 'immigrant'.

  • @Dendiol Sorry for being dyslexic, would you like a fucking medal?

  • @xGHOSTXRECONx Sorry, bad spelling is a pet hate of mine! Nothing personal

  • John Prescott is absolutely lifting with dickies and nits and frankly Millibland is riddled with tape worms. Most Labour supporters do tend towards the smelly and unkempt it's why we need more wars to thin their numbers out a bit. They breed like rabbits so a good war every 10 years or so is a must to cull the herd.

  • Anyone reminded of this whenever they see those godawful (yet hilarious) F.A.S.T. stroke adverts?

  • you wanna talk about war and army and stuff, fine, but people leave comments on videos on here so that they can support the people who created or ar behind the videos,

    do it somewhere else :)

    x

  • Thank you Labour for turning Britain into an overcrowded multicultural mess.

  • @JonasPolemic

    A country that colonized 1/3 of the world has no rights to complain about having to deal with "multicultural mess".

  • @Andebye What an interesting standpoint. You sound like a proud member of the West. . no?

  • @JonasPolemic

    I have never done anything to deserve such a advantageous "membership", so not really.

    Have you?

  • @Andebye Any sovereign nation has the right to complain about being overcrowded and burdened by foreign immigrants so politicians can maintain power. Norway ehh? Your culture is already lost. That place will be a mulsim stronghold before long.

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  • What a funny sketch, how humourous. Why is every other comment from some political arsehole?

  • @boi187 Iranians are more civilised than Brits eh? That's why they hang innocent young boys & girls by hoisting them from cranes is it? Fucking twat.

  • That isn't what lice look like at all!

  • As an American on the outside looking in, is it to be understood that while your politicans are crawling with maggots, it must mean that wherever they go and say, they are still full of feces?

  • Well this comedy video turned out to contain huge truth. The parasitic Labour party has thankfully been removed.

  • @Taramriel and replaced with theiving tories.

  • CCCP is for

    Comrade Cameron's Conservative Party

    

  • @Photonzos Thatt makes no sense at all how are the

    Conservatives Communists??

  • sorry to be pedantic, but those aren't lice - they are maggots [fly maggots to be precise] Very funny sketch though........had me laughing like a lion it did!!!

  • @colliecandle I have never heard a lion laugh. In fact, I don't think they can laugh.

  • @colliecandle I know what you mean, I was considering pointing that out myself but I think they probs just used maggots instead because lice are too small and wouldn't have really showed up very well :)

  • sorry to be pedantic, but those aren't lice - they are maggots [fly maggots to be precise]

  • Gotta love the pulsating head.

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  • labour, socialism, communism = death, choas, evil. Easy enough.

  • There are some sick racist people on here - piss off - no one wants you here

  • As a Brit living in the USA, and fortunately blest with a British sense of humour which our Colonial cousins generally lack, I am surprised the Republican party haven't picked up on this and programmed their turkeys. This is the only country in the world where the turkeys vote for Christmas ( or Thanksgiving if you are a Colonial) LOL.

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  • HAHAHAHAH KIDS COVERED IN LICE XD

  • C is for Conservative....C is for......

  • @stingfan1000 Coons

  • @stingfan1000 "...cunts."

  • @stingfan1000 for conservative :)

  • @stingfan1000 cunt

  • @stingfan1000 Creative? Constructive? Careful? Commendable? Capable? Considerate? Clever? Cool?

    I just know it has to be one of these, or some such similar lauding adjective. It couldn't possibly negative or else that would make you a lice ridden labour supporter!

  • @stingfan1000 CUNTS LOL.

  • @AstonVilla82thebest HAHAHAHA good one XD

  • @stingfan1000 comedy

  • @stingfan1000 candy!!!!!!!!!!

  • just ignore those racists and fucktards

    BTW <3 the video :D

  • I thought L was for the loony-left?

  • haha

  • @electronpink i would much rather live surraunded by racist then smelly primitve arabs and black criminals

  • @blackraider777 If you think non-whites are so primitive, how come you're the one who can't spell "surrounded?"

  • @LeighSabio it's called typo, and it's better than rape and robbery which is what your race is good in

  • @blackraider777 Fascinating. I'm assuming you're white, which is the same race I am, so you've just called your own race rapists and robbers.

    You can be white and still believe that all races, sexes, and classes are equal.

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  • L is for Immigrants

    L is for political correctness

    L is for anti-white

    L is for multiculturalism until Britain = Pakistan&Somalia

  • C is for Conservatives, C is for Cunts. That's my "witty" remark for the day.

  • Ew at his head moving too.

  • They shouldn't have paid all that money to the Saatchi brothers for PPBs, they should have just run this every week of the election campaign.

  • Substitute all the lice for immigrants and chavs and you'd be somewhat closer to the truth..

  • mwuhahahahahaha

  • my god that's incredibly effective propagandahaha

  • Excellent sketch!

  • "he's for a minute about it and he's come to can desilva."

  • Lib Dems FTW!

  • Just like Labour letting a traditional British Company such as Cadbury go to the Americans.... And also Scottish Power to the Spanish?

  • I'm voting Conservative as I can't get rid of this Lice!

  • @Panzerbeast why vote for a party which sells off britains industry one by one?

  • well...we believe in helping the poor epagom

  • Lice or lies, lol

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  • L is for.. maggots? I guess you can't really show lice clearly, but still.

  • How true..!! Once a green AND lovely place. AND NOW - CRAWLING WITH LICE..!!!

  • @crawleygat37 Yes. There called chavs.

  • @crawleygat37  crawley is definately crawling with lice or is it horsham?

  • LIEBOUR

  • L is for lier

  • lier or liar?

  • Fact: Scum sits on the top. And when the tide finally turns leaves a very nasty mess...

  • Idiot

  • L is for LYNCHING war criminals

  • L is for Love too !

  • they are maggots I think

  • Up to his usual standard of Piss-Take. LOL

  • And youre problem with that is what?

  • This is not the place for long-winded and unnecessary comments.

  • @rotamota33 On the contrary it is. One can have conversations without being interrupted and we can learn things.

    I don't agree with most of what Allmentado91but I still want to hear their opinions. In the real world people cut each off and are so busy thinking of what to say next that they don't actually listen to what the other person is saying. On here you have to read the post before replying.

  • Sowwy I hurt your fweelings Jcorp67.

    This is Youtube comment section for a Harry Enfield satirical sketch, not the letters page of The Paris Review.

  • No hurt feelings. Just felt we were having a very good debate that's all.

  • No, it's not the place at all. This is youtube, not an ideological debating society. To read comments on the video, we now have to plough through all this nonsense that no one really wants to read on this particular forum.

  • That's your opinion not mine. Nobody says yoiu have tyo read everything.

  • most of the posts for this video are your preachings of your opinions about unrelated topics. therefore, you do have to read each post to pick out those that are relevant to the video.

  • youtube is for arguing about hitler

  • Allmantado91 you don't think my children should inherit the wealth my wife and I are creating for them?

    My sisters are not entitled to what our parents did to make our lives better?

    How is that fair?

    You seem to imply that it's immoral for people to pass down wealth to children, even when it's created by the work of others who themselves are creating wealth, but it's not immoral to take it from us?

  • Are you purposfully missing the point or just being thick Jcorp? You said -

    "State welfare takes away the incentive to work and produce something."

    so why not the inherited fortunes of the rich. Or corporate welfare? The fraction of 1% who own everything worth owning. Whats their incentive?

    Who says the owners of the means of production create wealth? You could be getting rich from the proceeds of arms manufacturing or copper mining and never leave your beach house in the Hamptons.

  • @Alimantado91 First of all the conversation will be civil or it will end. Is that clear? You may not like what I say but you will show the courtesy and respect I have shown you. The incentive for those who own business is the profit motive.

    If I am an owner of stock in x then I am getting wealthy on the labor of others and I have no problem with that. x is still producing.

    If I own my own business, and over 80% of US business is small privately owned companies then I am creating wealth.

  • @Alimantado91 I don't agree with your point. That does not mean I'm missing it.

    If you look at the welfare programs in the US you will find that since creation in 1969 they have not prevented or eliminated poverty. The overall poverty rate has hovered between 12-14% for over 40 years now.

    Yet from 1959-1969 the overall poverty rate dropped from 25% to 12%.

    In many households that are on welfare you will find several generations of single mothers (mostly) all of them on welfare.

  • @Alimantado91 You don't need to reply back to me because the conversation is going nowhere. Rather then have it come to the point of not being civil I think it's best to end it.

  • brilliant harry , you really summed up labour there , too many years since labour got in and lets face it , this country is now crawling

  • Greece, Italy, Spain, and Portugal are examples of where Socialism goes awry. You cannot afford al those programs.

    State welfare takes away the incentive to work and produce something.

    Look at welfare in the US. Since anti poverty programs like section 8 housing and cash programs the poverty rate has stayed near or at the 12% level for the past 40 years. The funnty thing is that the p[overty levels in the US went from 25% in 1959 down to around 12% in 1969.

  • Ha ha. Indonesia, Nigeria, Mexico, Honduras, India, Egypt, Bolivia, Sudan, Loas. El Salvador, Malawi, South Africa, Latvia, Ukraine etc etc etc on

    and on is what happens when capitalism goes awry.

    I suppose mass unemployment and poverty in the 19th and 20th century in the western world was caused by lazy workers lacking in incentives?

    Inheriting vast unearned fortunes created off the backs of the labour of others is seen as a natural right for some. Can society afford such people?

  • @Alimantado91 Capitalism is not perfect and I never said that. Problems in Capitalism eventually gets fixed. The problems in Socialism just seem to fester.

    In most of the European countries, even before the crash, gdp growth was okay but , except for a few, not great. Meanwhile birth rates are low in many countries like Itlay that they cannot replace retiring workers and that will be a problem because the system relies on new workers replacing retiring workers.

  • @Alimantado91 Unemployment in the 19 and early 20 century was due to many factors. The changeover from agriculture to heavy industry as an economic base, the lack of proper regulations (Smith never said no gov't interference)

    Most of the millionaires in the UShave their own business and live very modestly. Perhaps they employ a few people. If I am wealthy why would I not want it to be passed down to my children and grandchildren?

  • If your children and grandchildren inherit fortunes what is, as you say, their "incentive to work and produce something."?

  • @Alimantado91 Because if they don't keep the business going then it doesn't produce. That's the incentive.

  • @Alimantado91 and every nation you mentioned is a developing economy. Big difference between them and the US, France, Germany, Britain, Japana and China.

  • As every slave knew, being a wealth creator doesn't make you wealthy. The goods and services that workers produce belong not to them, but to their bosses. In the very process of producing things, the working class also reproduces the wealth of the capitalists.

    Microsoft workers don't just develop software, they also develop Bill Gates's immense riches, and his power over themselves. Workers' daily activity under capitalism reproduces the ruling class, its profits and its control.

  • @Alimantado91 And Mr. gates rewards them very well with generous paychecks and other perks.

    By the way the bulk of the fortunbe gets turned over to the charity upon death.

    I have seen what Socialism's cousin, Communism, has done. Which is pretty much nothing. Except for the deaths of at east 50-60 million under Mao and Stalin.

    Look at all those former Communist countries adopting Captalism. They just have to deal with the birth pains. You want equality at the lowest common denominator.

  • I want the democratic crontrol of the means of production and production to meet human need.

    I've travelled all over the world, and it's most striking feature is massive inequality. The countries i've mentioned are capitalist in the true sense of the word. No welfare to provide disincentives.

    36 million people die each year from hunger in a world of plenty. That's 1 a second. How many people people died of obesity in the US last year?

  • It's amazing how people on the left say they want "democratic control" but in order to achieve that there must be a dictatorship because not everyone see things their way. The DPRK? That's a reeal joke.

    The countries you have mentioned are developing. They are not truly Capitalist. They have economic inequality due to religious, political, and social issues.

    As I said earlier the problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money- Margaret Thatcher.

  • 36 million die from hunger and what are the reasons for that hunger? I will have to check the numbers because people like to overstate.

    I would love to bring people up to my standard of living. I will not lower myself to theirs. There will always be haves and have nots for many reasons.

    No equality at the lowest common denominator.

    It's no coincidence that the greatest advances in human history have happened under capitalism. A system that rewards innovation, hard work, and creative thinking

  • Surely hunger, poverty and inequality can't be laid at the door of the economic system that dominates the world can it? Lets just blame human weakness for not interpreting the IMF holy gospels correctly.

    Like Reagan, Thatcher presided over the largest redistribution of wealth in the industrialised world. From the majority into the hands of the very people that have gambled and created the crisis unfolding now. Have you not noticed LA's army of middle class homeless? 70 thousand and climbing.

  • @Alimantado91 Again you quote numbers that I will have to verify.

    The wealth was never in the majoprity of peoples hands. If you look at the IRS you will see that in the US the top 10% of wage earners pay over 60% or more of personal income taxes.

    The current crisis began 10 years ago when the US repealed the Glass Steagal act which was the last of the depression era laws to regulate bnanking. Liberals and Conservatives all followed that one.

  • @Alimantado91 You mean hunger, poverty, and inequality have nothing to do with the political and cultural factors within nations? It's all economic.

    I never said anything about numbers relating to official enemies. I believbe that you're mistaking me for somebody else. If you're not well then you're just manufacturing stuff.

    I also should say I don't live in LA so I would not notice.

    Reagan and Thatchers policies pulled both nations from the brink of economic collapse.

  • @Alimantado91 The United States and Britain have grown tremendously in the past 30 years since Reagana nd Thatcher began their eras.

    Right now things are bad but eventually they will get better.

    I would certainly blame many of those who are poor in the US for their own fates. I have seen it firsthand how they expect services froim the gov't but pay very little if anything in taxes and then get angry. There is no incentive for them to better their lives because Uncle Sam is doing it all.

  • You seem very familiar with the numbers relating to "official enemies". How brave. Reminds me of this quote from Orwell -

    "The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them"

  • @Alimantado91 and this pretty much describes anybody on the extreme left or right.

  • @Alimantado91 I want the ability to meet more then the basic needs of people and Capitalism provides that. Not Socialism not Communism.

    Capitaism is the worst economic system there is except for the other 2.

  • You forgot fuedalism...

    But yea, best quote I have ever heard on youtube.

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    In the US it is

    R is for Republican

    R is for Racist

  • @chukmaty It's not really mine. I parodied Winston Churchill.

    D is for Democrat

    D is for Douchebag or Dick.

    Lets be fair

  • I was extending the parody. I never hear people call Democrats dicks or douches honestly.

  • I have. There are people on both sides who are questionable.

  • I believe it was Margaret Thatcher who once said the problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.

  • Excellent video 5 stars.

  • This is the sort of broadcast that David Cameron and his slimey Tory cronies would like to put out about Labour during the next election campaign. Don't let the chinless public schoolboys get in. They are only interested in looking after their toff pals.

  • Just what I was thinking! They are a disaster waiting to happen ... better the devil you know to get us out of the current mess caused by those b(w)ankers.

    Cameron is patronising in his rubbish ideas and condescending in his attitude .....And a potential lightweight on the world stage (as Obama has already stated).

  • @pulsehouse The current mess here in the US has several casues. bankers are just one. Greedy investors who bet the wrong way. Idiot consumers who overleveraged themselves or signed papers for mortgages they did not understand. How about gov't policies that encouraged banks to take the risk or even pressured them to take risks?

    I still trust in the system but I am always a bit wary. Skepticism is healthy cynicism is not.

  • Here Here. Or is it Hear Hear? if people didn't learn from 18 years of tory rule, including 11 years of Thatcherism, and they vote the toffs back in, they deserve all that will be coming to them. Mr Cameron is possibly the most insincere politician I've ever seen. Always up for a photo opportunity, always jumping on a bandwagon. Vote them in at your peril.

  • I am Hughes and I approve of this message.

  • SMASH nu labour

    SMASH common purpose

    SMASH the eu

  • Fuck Labour - fuck statism.

  • as a working class bloke, i would'nt vote labour if it was the last party on earth. As always, Harry makes a funny sketch yet its always true. You have to be a right DIPSHIT to vote labour,they are nothing but liers.

  • @Loge91 but this is a parody. Harry enfield is actually a labour supporter. In fact he was actually a member of the labour party for years.

  • true - fuck labour

  • FTT

  • This has been proved to be more of an accurate description of Britain in 2009 than merely a comedy sketch......

  • ah?

  • You ARE taking the piss surely...however...just in case you're not...please take your head off and fuck it.

  • Seemed like a perfectly coherent sentence to me, I'll carry on as if you AREN'T taking the piss then...you toffee-nosed, upper class twat. 'Ee by gum guv'na I can't send na' more 'o me wee 'uns down tha's pit fa' tuppence a week. If tha' wants brass why dun't tha' get off tha' fat arse an' go an' dig thee