Mr. Show - IT'S INSANE THIS GUY'S TAINT!

[burymeindiaboli]

That's collin from "collin's sleezy friends"... not proud that i know that but uh... i do. ha ha

[sheldonmosbeck]

holy shit. Scott Aukerman.

[cobracommander102]

These are the daaaaayyyyyys!

[FuckinFuck]

FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE!!!

[dhenry432]

this video "taint" for everyone. probably where there is an age restriction.

[Interpoler51]

Schecter22

[TTOMO]

What's Jeremy Roenick doing next to Neither Dick Nor Ass?

[yeekers]

NOT THAT WIDE KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[EltonHamilton]

these are the days, people!

[SJAndrewbsme]

Then tragedy struck...Captain Tragedy.

[TheLandhart]

Starburns from community = The Kid?

[Andrew1911]

@TheLandhart No, that's Scott Aukerman, host of Comedy Death Ray. You can see Starburns AKA Dino as the You've Got The Goods guy in The Audition and Mr. Show bloopers. I think he was in a few more sketches besides that too.

[snipelfritz]

@TheLandhart No, Dino Stamatopolous(sp?) wasn't in this sketch. He was on plenty of other episodes of Mr. Show though.

[TheLandhart]

Starburns for the community = 'The Kid'?

[SonarMan52]

I don't know how often I say ,"Fuck yeah that wide," but it's a lot. Taint has also replaced the word good in my vocabulary because of this skit. Comic fucking genius.

[EROCKK92]

"These are the days! The party days!"

[PaulYall27]

Under Your Balls Quarterly

[tubgirl8000]

How you doing sweetheart? You want some aspirin? Wanna make a call? You can if you want- hey, have some more ice!

Best Mr. Show ever!

[TagamiTKO]

TWASNT

[lparisya]

Love the Principal. 

[lparisya]

Theo Brixton. Perfect Name.

[nra23]

i think the song is curtis mayfield. probably from "superfly". i might be wrong though

[cheesedog1977]

YA, I GOT A FIVE INCH TAINT...

[SJAndrewbsme]

This is the most brilliant thing put on television in the last two decades. It's so inspired, smart yet silly, and just plain hilarious.

[Frusciante1007]

Does anyone know the title and artist of the song at the photo shoot?

[TheoBrixtonTheKid]

He didn't care about the wing ding or the... *whistles*....

[bega211]

5" of taint, 'taint bad

[CuervoBlack06]

GARY....

[plagathitar]

Let's get the kid hiiiiiiigh!

[bondfool]

Scotts Adsit and Aukerman!

[Evanmileus]

I want that....... The taint.....

[ShinigamiBillVal]

"Over 90 pages of man-vulva!"

[unpuercofeo]

scott aukerman is god

[Mpingao]

But Gary we can already see his bing bong and his habby flabby babby

[nineinchtaint]

I feel as if I should leave a comment on this video.

[dill0174]

I like to say "These are the party dayyyyys!" irl and my friends who don't know whats up are like what the fuck are you talking about?

[themanwhoonlysawfish]

"ive got a 5 inch taint" 3:26

LOL

[tonecap0]

Want some aspirin? Want to make a Phone call? Have some more ice....

[Shotgunnova]

Taint Your Wagon = XD

[dnowitzki]

There isn't one thing in this skit that isn't hilarious! Principal Dr Hayward's odd involvement in porn, the photographer's instructions to Theo, Gerry's ghetto apt, Theo's cocky attitude, the TittyKat, Captain Tragedy, Theo crying while Gerry gets his ass beat, Principal Hayward's mystery lip lesion, the Doctor, "Dream Weaver" playing over the credits. Unreal!!

[StanSitwell]

@dnowitzki and the random freeze on Principal Dr Hayward with his cig, followed by the freeze frame for his name after he exhales smoke. Come to think of it, all of the freeze frames where they introduce characters are hilarious.

[eightysworst]

I got a 5 inch taint

[SolidTy]

You know...People call it pornography, but I just call it my 'bread and butter'....y'know, people Everywhere are masterbating on my bread and butter...and it's DELICIOUS.

[PantsThatDontFit]

Under your balls Quarterly

[dill0174]

These are the party days!

[Fry1077]

the first time it happened I was like, huh?

[JimenezLeon]

lol at t'wasn't and t'werent

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

cross and odenkirk were gods!

[darthshoeless]

This video is getting me excited, that's not supposed to happen!

[graaar]

Now I get to compliment my boyfriend on his five inch taint while we lol at strangers' reactions. Thanks, Bob and David! Another satisfied customer!

[jmpiork]

"Pretty soon Gary had it all - money, fame...and money. Plus, he was also famous"

[nexticeage]

At the end, when David says "I really feel like a dream is being wove" it sounds like something he'd say irl, makes me wanna hang out with him.

[ichriskimm8492]

beautiful

[leporidus]

Must watch »Boogie Nights« some time again. Why did that cross my mind?!

[cristoballs]

taint misbehavin'!!! hahahahahah!!!! this show rules!

[septentrionale]

This is what happens when you live in an inherently funny time period.

[aaronin2d]

what happened?

[smokekushinsocal]

at first i thought you'd really freak out when you saw this. defies all medical logic really...first time i saw it, i was like huh?

[gorramdoll]

who's the guy playing the photographer, he looks really familiar

[vooosh2k]

He's on 30 Rock.

[chocolatewheelchair]

His Name is David Cross.

[AceOfSpade1234]

Whats the song at the beginning!?!?!

[Arcades01]

Lol under your balls quarterly.

[Trig242]

oh, you're gettin me excited...thats not supposed to happen!

[KenyonCotton]

Ha, "Taint Mansion"

[jmklotz]

Is that Jay Cutler?

[tpryce93]

ahahahhaha! IT does look ALOT like him.

[bazbarry]

Does anyone know the name of the song playing in the back ground of the photoshoot? Awesome show by the way.

[AceOfSpade1234]

I wanted to know the name of that tune too!

[takecareofyrshoes]

fuck yeah .. that wide!

[emptyeye901]

Neither dick nor ass

[mabidw]

i got a 5 inch taint

[Malepenis]

when i saw taint my wagon i coughed out my penis

[Methos5000plus]

Sometimes I think I can spot which lines were written by Bob. ''Money, fame...and money.'' I think that's Bob's.

[silverfuck]

Who cares - it's both of them who made this show so incredible.

[Methos5000plus]

I didn't say anything to the contrary. I just find it interesting. Is that a problem? And the answer to who cares is pretty obvious, I care just enough to mention it...Obviously. It's not a big deal to me. It's just a comment.

[perineum6]

I got ya

[Jeffk142]

FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE.

[EatRune]

I don't understand why this sketch is so popular (and instead of simply thumbs downing my comment, at least say WHY it is funny). I do like the end though (before the credits, although after the credits isn't bad as well).

[ryanx27]

Obviously you haven't seen the movie Boogie Nights.

[EatRune]

Guess not.

But one of my favorite things about Mr. Show was that I didn't have to recognize the parody to find a sketch funny (I've never seen Jesus Christ Superstar, but I thought Jeepers Creepers was great).

[goosemusic]

It's a parody on the Larry Flint movie, the publisher of "Hustler" I can't remember the name of the movie.

[dmallrad]

People vs. Larry Flynt

[SuperNerd1973]

It's more of a mixed parody of Boogie Nights and The People vs Larry Flynt. Watch those two movies, they're alright, but after seeing them you'll understand why this skit is f-ing hillarious. It's too bad they leave out the skit before this, one of the greatest comedic change-ups of all time.

"Y'know, people call it pornography, but I just call it my bread and butter. Y'know, people everywhere are masturbating on my bread and butter...and it's delicious."

I rest my case.

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

this is their LEAST funniest sketches.

[AceOfSpade1234]

Can you imagine how many takes it would've taken to get it straight. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing,...

[ihateamyoblinger]

What song plays in the beginning???

[rockjohnson69]

It's INSANE, this guy's taint.

[AceOfSpade1234]

What song is that in the beginning!?

[bloodonthetracks75]

"Yes! You are a magical being!"

"Oh, you're gettin' me excited, that's not supposed to happen..."

[tbhwsg]

These are the PARTY DAAAAAAYS!

[hughdownsaway]

No one has pointed out this line in a while: "Defies all medical logic really. First time it happened I was like, huh?" haha oh hilarity.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

"Under your balls quarterly" XD

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I love Bob just sittign there and smoking during the photo shoot lol

[Wrathchild72]

Fuck yeah that wide!

[gillianseed]

LOL IT'S JAY CUTLER!

[falconplyr16]

No.

[Wrathchild72]

David Cross is a twisted genius! He is awesome!

[T0rnad0Time]

under your balls quaterly

[tonycoyote]

"People everywhere are masturbating on my bread and butter. And it's delicious."

[jlechem]

it taint the balls and it taint the asshole

[Wrathchild72]

Fuck yeah,that wide!

[Killride]

Neither Dick Nor Ass

GENIUS

[dickchayze]

more taint please, good morning

[mightydagon]

Now open those legs for me. Wider. Wider! WHOA, not that wide, kid!!

[decayaway]

I love the Taint

[SecretiaTV]

Hi, Secretia Collins here from SecretiaTV... I posed once for TAINT magazine.  My taint pictorial was the most purchased issue of 1974. Back in those day, subscribers lined a lot of birdcages.

[darthshoeless]

Anybody know the song playing during the photo shoot? It sounds like Curtis Mayfield, but can't make it out.

[freegg888]

JudasGhost you are a queef. "Local h made a better one blah blah blah" . queef nugget.

[Coucho]

FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE

[geofree1984]

taint mansion!!!!

[firesoy]

bob odenkirk is in everything

[BallsMacHammer]

bkljlk;jj l;jk

LOL

FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE!

[blowfactory]

hey that doctor is Angelo from dexter

[Trig242]

He is also "Captain Tragedy"...a pro wrestler that didn't cotton to Gary's liberal ways

[rqangels]

"his bing bong and is flabby habby babby" classic line

[spazemunky]

my band wrote a song about this sketch called.... 5 Inch Taint.  its on our Myspace if anyone cares. this show kicked serious ass.

[JudasGhost]

Local H wrote a better one called FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE.

[spazemunky]

if you went an listened THANKS. Local H made it big an my band didn't. so their stuff is probably better.

[falconplyr16]

Fuck yea dude AWESOME SONG

[orgo65]

they played dream weaver babe!

[nibargerswife51482]

the guy with curly hair & facial hair is the guy in alvin & the chipmunks movie.

[Trig242]

"you're getting me excited, thats not supposed to happen."

[JudasGhost]

"Fuck yeah, that wide!"

[mightydagon]

"I'm not talking about his cock and his ass, you imbicile. I want that! The taint." Lmfao!!

[mightydagon]

I don't care if his head is in a fucking goldfish bowl!!! Lmfao!!!!!

[mvswart]

this will never get old.

[GrassValleyGreg]

The blonde chick at that party looks kinda fucked up.

[somasight]

I want his assneck inside of my taint....

[rudenoodle]

Want some aspirin? Or make a phone call? lol

[NihilistArmstrong]

These are the days people!!

[mightydagon]

These are the party dayyyyyyyyyyyyys!!

[yoohoo1999]

gary...more popcorn

[TheJayTrain]

best...show...ever.

[hesmydarling]

hahaa me too, i nearly fell off my chair laughing :D

[lorenostler]

flabby habby babby

[movielife426]

The first time I watched this I literally pissed myself.

[StanSitwell]

what did you do, with your piss soaked pants

[BDK421]

"It seemed like no one could topple old Gary's empire. But then, tragedy struck. Captain Tragedy. He was a pro wrestler who didn't cotton to Gary's liberal ways."

[zaeliatgraffiti]

its tainted love....

[inertiaxxcreep]

mr. show is so savagely underrated.

[Seandeci]

2:19 is awesome when he opens the door, like we're entering some sort of magical dream world! Also, "wanna make a phone call?"

[thefallinggirl]

hahahah t'werent

[StanSitwell]

the freeze frame they do of the highschool guidance counselor/manager is my favorite moment ever, they wait right up until he exhales his smoke and then stop it

hilarious

[xxplosive661]

FUCK YEAH THAT WIDE!

[blookup]

Welcome to taint' mansion....this is where it all happens.

[basikx]

fucking hilarious!

[taintisgod]

absolutely ingenious, breathtaking, and taintastic. An instant classic for generations of the worlds population to enjoy.

[mightydagon]

The area between your cock and your ass....taint really your dick and taint really your ass.

[iamsofuckingbored]

the technical term is ''gooch''

[lycinrobard]

how fucking dare you.

[dahimuc18]

Please define 'taint' for me...

[Icarusdecending82]

I miss Mr. Show!

[sgi1972]

"We can already see his bing-bong and his flabby habby babby."

[JakeLex]

"Gary had it all...money, fame...money...Plus he was also famous."

[VenomousCarnage69]

Great show too bad it's not on anymore.

[amysacrifice]

"...Defies all medical logical. The first time it happened, I was like, huh?"

And then the, "This is the best day," and he's twirling and then he stops, lol...

[Filmnerd81]

T'wasn't

[monkeydoosicle]

tweren't

[Prometheus3641]

LOL'z

[typingmonkey]

Under Your Balls Quarterly

[StanSitwell]

no the best part of this clip is the subtle little joke in editing where in the kitchen Theo is talking to gary flank, and then it cuts to theo in the living room asking for more popcorn at the same time

[blookup]

I think Curtis Mayfield would have laughed at this.

[obviousypc]

I know I did, at least.

[antiochband]

Fuck yeah, that wide.

[taintisgod]

greatest episode ever.

~taint~

[pjm5057]

I got a 5 inch Taint

[doned]

"TAINT MISBEHAVIN" ????? Hilarious

[rocketsurgeon]

and Taint You Wagon