Airport Security - Comedy Time

[namekman01]

denis learry?

[TheKantrius]

hilarious!

[1BlackopsGuru]

check um check um



[hippychick1980]

now that was funny :D

[RoyalColaNews]

Everything he was saying is a lie. I've flown recently & it was a fine experience. He's making all of that stuff up. He's just trying to get us pissed off at something he made up. He's a faker.

[Clolo1316]

@RoyalColaNews Dude... Calm down. It's comedy. Not a recent report on the news for the new 'plane experience'.

[ospartiatis]

he's a comedian. it's his job to make up stories that are funny. lighten up,

[robwilco1]

The ones with the straight face are always the best :D

[92kartelzbak]

Fabio LOLz !!!!!

[leeolionful]

I got almost all the way through the video when an ad popped up. F*ck you, VEVO

[Chrisyxoxo]

i just died ..

[Donatellangelo]

Cops here can iron their badges too.

[duriandecay]

chakam chakam!

[smartinez020]

@duriandecay ROFL.....

[iHeartKpop12]

i have learned a lesson watching this: NEVER eat oranges while watching this unless u wanna choke and die

[BillKulitzisScared]

@iHeartKpop12 LOL did this happen to you :P?

[iHeartKpop12]

@BillKulitzisScared haha, yea. but as u can see, i didnt die

[Sketchywombat]

Checkum checkum checkum! HAHAHAHHAHAA

[P0IS0N]

this guy is good!

[cheerjunkienightmare]

FUNNIEST COMEDIAN

[xt0olx]

thumbs up if he reminds you of Paul Rodriguez

[MikeDCruz777]

you americans say you live in a free country..so were is your freedom? no offense ,you have great thinks, but you are losing your freedom :/

[votumseparatum1]

@MikeDCruz777 There is no such thing as freedom in America. Instead it's just a chant, you know. There are so laws that contradicts the Constitution it's sickening.

[vict0r1ous]

ah the window in his face was funny

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but the rest...well airport jokes have been done too many times

[taywes18]

just freaking hilarious

[JP5109]

not exactly the mensa type

[sgurica]

Soooooo funnnny

[heartbreakersVY]

he reminds me of mr. bean for some reason?

[JP5109]

@heartbreakersVY nope

[Flaggedagain]

Benny Fine?

[AbstractKrissy]

hahahaha omg this guy is hilarious!!

[123abcdoreme1000]

LOL If you can iron your badge, your not a cop!

[freakosup]

XDD this is funny i think its cuz he never smiles or laughs and he takes it so seriusly

[PrincessSupersam]

great

[JP5109]

so pretty original material executed awfully. This guys best joke went over like a fart in church. Poor fucker wasnt blessed with a normal voice.

[elbuenpaolo]

check em check em hahahahaahhaahahahhaahahah

[Johnnychingazz]

He looks like Paul Rodriquez!!

[RioXavier]

"Take a sip. Take a sip."

[newtonmeters]

Was he the taxi driver on rat race?

[buccaneers1213]

OMG i laughed my ass off with this video, everything he says is SO true.

[chanelguerrero]

Not sure what to rate this so called, " Joker".....

[cptnspaulding66]

saw this guy on my cruise. amazing!

[zeegreekgeek]

"WHAT IS IT?"

"I don't know!"

"THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

[themillenia]

LOL, I"m dying.

[mesoemo]

OMG MY STOMACH HURTS!!!

HAHA THIS GUY KICKS ASSSSS! wooooo

[FreakofTechno]

HAHAHA! i first saw him on our cruise and hes HILARIOUS!!!!!!! i LOVE his faces! hahahaha

[GreatnessItself]

man i love this one!!! Focking AWESOME!!

[awesomexxxadrienne]

"Im comign in! Im coming in! LLALAALALALLALALALA!"

ROFLMAOLMAOLMAO!!! LOLOL XDDDDD

this dude effin' hilarious :D

[Narwal15]

i was on the same cruise as him and he is funny

im 11 the cruise i was on sapphire princess 2010 saurday april 3rd threw the 10th

if anyone was on the same as me same time as me and same everything comment back

[ashthegreat]

HES A PESSIMIST THATS WHY THEY DONT LIKE him.

[ilove0102]

funny lol

[johnsangelbaby16]

what if.... you have a badge that you iron...and one that you dont... what does that mean?!

[zmixter]

@johnsangelbaby16 Police badges are made of metal and boy scout badges/rent-a-cop badges are cheap and you iron them on to clothing. 

[soareadrian10]

edward norton hispanic clearly.. Good one!

[ADzim4]

lol this guy looks and sounds like a Hispanic Ed Norton. Watch it again if you don't believe me!

[blairdom]

haha indeed

[gunjitsingh]

God, what a fucking irritating little queen.

[temari190]

hahahahaha my cheecks hurt from laughing!! xD love it!!! xD

[IAmABlackPerson]

haha funny, but why does this fool look so sketchy?

[MrHiphoprapper]

LMFAO AT THE MIX

[ciupicX]

man i loled pretty hard

[boricuaboii1]

he sounds gay but funny

[artysm7]

shite. check out frankie boyle or jack dee much better.

[tupemoon]

VERY FUNNY -- UR A WINNER

[morphcam]

You don't like the seat!? You're sitting in the air .

[LaniLove7]

haha! Nice. Louis C.K.

[morphcam]

i couldnt remember his name. thanks mate :)

[Sharaashleyz]

In Episode #4 of The Shara Ashley Show, Comedian Shara Ashley Talks about airport security. Check it out on my channel!

[bd189]

do they give potpourri for snacks now?

[Tamoraa26]

he is soo funny

[Tehila891]

Ha,ha,ha,Carlos. You are amazing. i think you can sue them for being racist....The guyz in the airport. You are gonna win like 2 million dollars and mount on another plane....

[mike060187]

lololol my wallet is a carry on! lol

[TheJudithShow]

lol lol

[vivaguatemala4123456]

lol

[demonstration3]

lmao

[Kororocks12]

i laughed my ass OFF!!!!!!!!

[HammandClov]

I love his style. "sand and wood chips." lol.

[atrain9541]

@HammandClov checkemcheckemcheckem

[GreatnessItself]

the check him check him part was funny

[fenderdude64]

This guy went to my school

[MaxC17]

oh man i used to love those peanuts!!!

[wazabe20011]

hahaha!

"Its like Sand and woodchips! AUGHHGUHgHGUHhh.....AUGhuguhuh­...."

[abhimanyu5]

CHUCKH HUM !!!

CHUCKH HUM !!!

hahaha now you know what its like to be a brown dude :)

[abhimanyu5]

LOOOOOOOOL

take a sip everybody, keep it moving :)

[ComedyCellarNYC]

Nicely Done

[fabioproductions]

LOL take a sip take a sip

[javenetti]

he goes on and says that the plane was flying just above the freeway, over a baseball game in the park, ball his his window, kid shouts; "that's a double, that's a double!", freakin funny holmes

[FlashDusk]

10x better but :P

[courtneyh878]

haha he looks like mr bean

[babydeucegi]

HAHA! He does!

[Vleesball]

Hey mario, where is luigi !?

[codyfayter]

shut up fagget

[Vleesball]

whats a fagget?

[PzycoErmine]

hilarious :P

[LOLmarija]

this guy made me laugh so hard i was crying omg " CHEK EM CHECK EM " OMG LMFAO

[Raaawwrr]

This guy actually made me laugh. Not many comedians are that good.

[HolidayBot]

not that funy... watch dane cook or russel peters

[TheOmega11]

Dane Cook actually takes many of his jokes from comics like these guys, and even then the originals are better because he sucks at the execution.

[farronx]

"holidaybot" pffft dane cook steals material .look it up. peters is just plain corny.

[OhPoWneDiel]

hahaha. he s so funny. and looks gay too. :)

[Uhhxhi]

Lmao. Funniest comic I've seen today.

[JCarlosTube08]

He is great!! I was on a Pricess Cruise to Alaska in August 2009 and saw him for the first time.. had a great time... very very funny!!

[madlaur18]

i saw him on my cruze he wasas soo funny..

[Manutheknight]

he's ok lol.... i think he could have been better.. just my opinion lol

[zoidberg125]

looks like Mr Bean

LOL

[snipa555]

lmao your right must be mr.beans son or something.

[helenarocksyoursoks]

wot Rowan Attkison's son!! lol he kinda does look like him!!

[mysticfreak400]

lmaooo

[ShadowPenyah]

omg the soda part had me rolling "take a sip" xD

[TinyTiff12]

Check em check em!! AHAHAH!!!

[tinydancer2324]

if u can iron ur badge ur nota cop OK? LMFAO!!!!!!! haha

[lauramonica3340]

dont be mad its cause u look like a fuckin terrorist.this is old because TSA now has badges even though it did not make a difference because there are still millions of disrespectful passengers who dont understand they just trying to do their job! BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY. There is NO race, age, gender, appearance on terrorists, they use handicap people, woman, little kids, it doesnt matter, they will do anything, they are waiting patiently, just watch!

[0FredEx]

his face and movements kinda remind me of MR.Bean and my Science teacher lol

[0FredEx]

:) sooo true.

[adrianlee3]

haha the mix!! throw it at ur face!

[MusicLover7289]

this vid was funcken' funny man I was laughing my head off :D

[Rasheek718]

If you can iron your badge...LMAo!

[MarcusLeepapi]

I like this clip...... Nice... Real cool.......

[twoone212]

oooooh i feel safe already, haaa

[Bendecidochik]

im a tsa officer and we have metal badges now! and were getting guns!

[dgmxviana]

rofl

[krazylouie10]

0:45 ïf you could iron your badge you are not a cop ok" LMAO that some funny stuff carlos oscar is hilarious I like when he talks about his mexican mother-in-law

[rdray1976]

He's like a mexican Mr. Bean that talks!!!!

[krazylouie10]

he's not mexican he is puerto rican he is married to a mexican woman

[rdray1976]

you know what I mean. Fine then... a LATINO Mr. Bean. Geez... flippin comment police...

[Deathunder]

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAX COMMENT POLICE!!!!!!! XAXAXAXAXAxaxax.That was one of the funniest comments i've read.You sir ROCK.

[rdray1976]

Thanks! I mean seriously though... If everyone felt the same way, they all would'a been whining... but no... Just the one single ding dong....

Hey Louie...if you're so pro "latino", shouldn't you be spelling your name krazyluis10?

[wildbloodydragon]

yeah he does sound pretty faggy, but he's hella funny.

[trobulz69]

im comin in lalalalala!!! lmao!!!! hahahahahaahahaha!!!

[robskalas]

Funny thing is, the TSA officers now have metal badges.

[canuck1980]

take a sip....lol

[shayanaali]

haha that guys so funny. he seems like hes a dopey fag

[robskalas]

This is called HUMOR people. He was not trying to insult the TSA. Learn to laugh.

I love The Mix. "Its like sand and woodchips!" LOL!

[marebare0124]

People, learn to laugh.. hes a COMEDIAN. LEARN TO LAUGH!!!! He intent wasn't to insult anybody or anything. LAUGH.. its good for the soul! :] Everyone who has flown on an airplane KNOWS everything he is joking about is TRUE in one way or another.

[LAsoccerLA]

sigh...

[Rainclaw]

Haha, pretty good there. :]

[iatemyhomework]

haha. im glad you guys put this guy on here, i was getting worried that i would never see talent again.

[gimmemoremusic]

haha, I lost it at 'sand and woodchips' xD

[SirBootsalot]

Take a sip, take a sip, lol funny stuff

[CletePurcell]

Better stuff here. This guy is funny.

[Henrie88]

check'em! lol good stuff!

[saRaa0110]

omg lol

[dima9917]

not

[mujjuman]

actually, TSA and airport security officials have as much or more power than regular police officers.

[mmurbina]

so airport security have the right to Shoot you?

[mujjuman]

no one has the right to shoot anybody. do you think having a gun equals having power? they can use force (they HAVE to use force) if you do not cooperate and are threatening the safety of others. to those who gave me thumbs down need to really check themselves. would you have TSA shoot some terrorist, or let him go because "he has to be nice and he's not a REAL police officer" I prefer the former, thank you.

[pop1snap2quack9]

I agree with you but i feel dumb saying this .........but you lost me at the would you have TSA shoot some terrorist, or let him go because "he has to be nice and he's not a REAL police officer" I prefer the former, thank you could you explain?

[mujjuman]

It means i prefer the TSA shooting a terrorist down rather than letting him go.

[rdray1976]

no kidding... I think he musta been high on some hooka stuff when he posted that comment...lol

[jeffnielsen]

hookah doesnt make u high. thats like getting high on a cigarette.

[ReyandHbk101]

u can get high on a cigarette

[10eazye]

as you can get drunk on water.

[iwebber88]

Wow. Politics on a comedy Video...

You lose 10 man points...

[mujjuman]

being so gullible, lose 100,000 points. believing the media's lies, lose 500,000. spreading lies, lose an infinity amount of points.

[mujjuman]

oh and not being thankful to the TSA and the soldiers and who ever else in charge for our safety, equals being very unpatriotic.

[Ninjastyle124]

Learn to laugh fag

[rdray1976]

ok whatever your name is...

if someone had a gun pointed to your face and you knew they were gonna shoot you just like they did the last 50 innocent people they shot for fun, and you had a gun pointed at them under the table (Like Han Solo at that wierd bar), you're seriously gonna sit there and think to yourself, "hmmm... I'm not gonna shoot this psyco killer because I don't have the right to shoot anybody..."

Another ding dong posts their retarded comment...

[mujjuman]

i'm not sure if this comment is directed at me or not... but I'm FOR TSA shooting down dangerous people.

[Ninjastyle124]

asshole

[aznkid0505]

i dont think they are aloud to shoot people

[Spinal1978]

you can use it on another flight xD

[edenraviv]

lol