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  • Bernard was one of the only comedians that weren't 'racist'. Most of the others towed the PC line and refused to make jokes about specific races.

  • a joke about my friend keith???, it wasn't personal!!!

  • if this makes you proud to be british, pack your bags and find out what being british really is and come back

  • He makes me proud to be british, this country is too politically correct... what ever happend to freedom of speech... u didn't have to watch him, or listen too him. If he offends you then don't watch it simple as. !

  • As bernard said if yer don't like it fook off !

    He was a comedian !

  • come on there is such thing as taking a joke too far. you cant deny bernard did this way too often!!

  • up there with the big yin,billy connelly tae oor english viewers! took the piss oot us scots but gr8 patter aw the same.

  • one of the best, one of the best, THE fucking best.

  • @MrJanesaddiction again not prepared to argue about this racist bigot any further

  • @MrJanesaddiction If you are defending him then you are the one that needs an education. I work with people who have suffered racist abuse all of their lives and this idiot does make me ashamed to be british. Another thing I am not prepared do debate the merits of this idiot any longer, again to reiterate I am glad he is dead and is rotting in hell, there is no place in modern day society for this idiot.

  • ofcourse its an anti police joke anyone with half a brain can tell that people are to sensitive these days

  • hope he is rotting in hell!! he represented everything that makes me embarrassed to british!!

  • @leeatseaham As you do I. He was a man of his times, he lived and entertained people of MANY cultures, he had good relationships with many countries, if you are ignorant of this, its your problem, not his or the millions of people (from different countries), who enjoyed him.

  • @lynus111

    and they must've been racist wankers as well... thank god he's dead as there no place for racist humour in modern day society... if you think there is, then you are as ignorant as what he was!!

  • @leeatseaham Its not racist you freak, they are joking about peoples differences. It made all kinds of people laugh, and realise the differences were silly and petty. Unlike now when many people are scared to be honest. Most people hold predujices, just like most animals (against all types of things), it is an evolutionary trait brought on by instinct and self survival and what allows fear to breed. Bernard actually countered some of the fear by poking fun at ALL sides.

  • I had the pleasure of seeing Bernard performing live twice, he ripped into anybody and everybody. White people, black people, Asians, Irish, nobody was out of bounds, and there was not one complaint from anybody in there. We all had a fantastic time. Rest in peace Bern, a true one of a kind.

  • The old lady in the front was celebrating her 90th birthday. After the show bernard gave her a big bunch of flowers and arranged for his royles-royce to drive her home that was . . . 90 miles away. My skins BLACKER than the coon shown here and i thought bernard was a lovely man. He grew up in the working mens clubs up north and he grew his style of racist jokes in the time that racism was rife, so with almost EVERYONE else doing it, it just seemed natural to him to "go with the flow". GENUIS

  • Poor old Bern looks like he's on his last legs here.

    Wish I could have seen him live (as long as I weren't in the first row)

  • I wish he had more muslim jokes, the black jokes dont really do it for me, as my idles black and i love black women!!

  • bet that coon felt really awkward

  • keith should lighten up a little, i'm irish and bernard is a hoot

  • bernard manning, funniest man that ever lived

  • the king

  • Who cares if it's an anti police joke?

  • that womans laugh in the background is cracking me up more than Bernard!!!

  • @El9ino her laugh absolutely cracks me up too, I can't stop laughing!

  • R.I.P Bernard manning

  • R.I.P bernard manning

    1 of a kind the king of comedy :)

  • what a twat !!! love bernard xxxx carl in scarborough

  • funny man im irish take no offense fuck pc

  • I still laugh at Bernard Manning's joke about the test tube baby's first words,: " My dad is a wanker."

  • R.I.P Bernard The self righteous sad bastard pc brigade never bothered you anyway..........To the people who didnt like him well nobody was forced to watch him.....same on here.....why dont you fuck off and watch climate change videos if you dont agree.

  • END OF THE DAY YOU DONT PAY TO SEE SOME ONE LIKE THIS LEGEND IF YOU CAN`T TAKE A JOKE !

  • Bernard made fun of everybody. No mercy.

  • @moosey62 Strictly speaking that's not true. He never made fun of disabled people, possibly influenced by the fact that his mother suffered from deafness.

  • frank bruno fuckin won it ha ha ha

  • the 18 ppl who hate this are probaly black

  • at least he has enough fat to keep the fires of hell burning

  • asif ud say summet like that bernard was a fucking legend !

  • @baggheads123 he was a fat racist, homphobic bastard, did he forget that many black and indian people fought in the war to protect britain, and only the sun reading benefit scrounging,soap dodging , unintelligent,morons think he is a legend, they really dont know what the real world is like, they live in their little free council flat watching x factor,im a celebrity,eating iceland ready meals, oh what a sad existence

  • @garrychelsea Sorry my friend..I didnt realise that you were born as a superior human being!!....far better than everyone else...Do you realise that racism doesnt just stop at blacks and asians...Many irish and scotch people fought in the war but it doesnt stop comedians telling jokes about them......anyway i will let you go back to your perfect life

  • @dewy9uK WELL I AM SCOTTISH AND I CANT TAKE A JOKE, BUT THIS MAN WASNT MAKING FUN OF BLACKS HE WAS SPREADING HATRED OF THEM, and there is no such people as "scotch" i thin you will find that "scotch" is a drink, now i will go back to my perfect life in my 3million ound chelsea home

  • @garrychelsea 3 million pound chelsea home haha....that statement just told me everything i need to know about you...your a clown.........probably more like £30 a week bedsit......And by the way i think you will find that its POUND not ound lol..

  • @garrychelsea

    Shut up you dirty fag.

  • @baggheads123 get a job. get out of that grotty council flat,get friends that can enjoy something more than playing with fucking lighters,and remember sex requires more than your right hand! wanker

  • @garrychelsea

    There is a black man in the audience. Is he worrying about being taken the piss out of because he's black? No. Put another record on you boring sad bastard. Eat shit and die if you can't take a fucking joke.

  • I'm glad this type of thing is now in the past or in places stuck in the past

  • @BRIDGES102 I love it

  • Hahaha that that black man looked uncomfortable

  • Police Clubs are notorious for this kind of thing - just like the Victorians went to the Music Halls for "risque" entertainment, the Police fraternity go to their clubs for this. It's great.!

  • Brill! I agree, where's the rest of this gig, please?  Mooorrrre!

  • This is bloody brilliant. Where's the rest of it.

  • hes the little voice in all white natives. the working and middle classes never ever wanted them here. we still dont. call me what you like. we just never wanted our cities like ghettos. we never wanted a moque in every town. we just dont want it. we can say that if we like. It is our country after all.

  • im black and i cudnt give a fuck about it , its a joke after all ,, black people make jokes out about whites in americaa who fukin cares ??

  • @marlismufc1991 well said :)

  • Who the fuck is this asshole on this vid....? Bernard Manning is a legend and always will be...!

  • Class......what a genuine tonic to hear classic British humor cutting through the leftwing generated pc nonsense - the same lot who have manufactured the life out of society!! Fuck em.....This man is a comedian, in the truest tradition. never let them stop you laughing..!!

  • I have sympathy for Bernard manning growing up in a world, trying to make a living, that was racist, homophobic etc. Well, at least he made thousands out of it. And these problems still go on.

  • Mr Bernard Manning was brilliant, there will never be another funny man like him.. I agree with all his jokes, no matter what race they about...he always made me laugh my bolox off

    R.I.P Bernard

  • I´m white and Manning was a filthy disgusting racist shit........... Now the fat piece of shit has rotten away............. :):):):):)

  • @Enferushostis Tosser Manning is a legend and always will be..You my friend need a sense of humour...!

  • @baddacoodoo YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i can not believe you all have no compassion for the black man his face says a thousand words but i guess if i were as racist as bernard id say he wanted to put bernard into a giant pot and boil him till his skin fell off the bone but i doubt he would be able to eat boiled biggot.

  • bernard tells jokes about everyone and everything. dont confuse racism with equality. Dont matter if you're black, white, jewish, muslim, fat, thin, young or old. He'll tear you a new arsehole all the same :-)

  • great video, loved the last manning jokes...that black fellas face was a picture...lol

  • Comedy at its Best!!

    mjd775 I have 5 A levels and a very successful business.

    Would you like an IQ test??

  • LOL its only a joke!

  • Hey Bernard i hope your fucking your mum where you are. i bet your hoping the same.

  • I remember watching this programme and all they did was try to make Bernard out to be an horrible man. Telling racist jokes doesn't make you a racist. It's sad to see great comedians like Bernard pass away, because nobody tells jokes like them anymore. There's a few ok comedians around now, like Peter Kay but the don't tell jokes like the old days.

    If the PC brigade get their way, then one day comedy will be dead and we'll all sit around feeling miserable for ourselves.

  • RIP you racist cunt

  • @JCHandJobLover yep im glad hes dead.

  • @tidytyson you obviously felt threatened by him..........get a life....best comic in the world.......we need more bernards............r i p....

  • bernard 'hated' noone - but he was a cruel humourist. that is why, even tho it's taboo too, we find him, so very funny. all tribes of men are cruel to each other, and about each tribe. black upon black, white upon white. he didn't take his fists to a football game to fight, or carry a gun to iraq, explode a bomb in a pub or shopping mall, or send the cia into countries to rip them appart. his explosions, where laughter, and so, even tho feelings where hurt, he isn't a villain. P.I.P.

  • pissoff in peace!

  • youd think hed crashed planes into buildings in new york,,,,beheaded people in iraq, ,stoned people to death in iran,,bombed a train in spain,,,bombed the london underground ,hung young people for being gay in iran,,get my point !!!! bit of difference between this and a joke,,,,,,,fuck all muslims i say ,,

  • @atomicbanana1945 Brilliantly said mate.

  • snolge, shut up man. If you don't like others jokes, don't listen to them. Fool.

  • manning was very outspoken about every body. you dared not get up to go to the toilet without being picked on , but you did know what you were getting when you whent to the club.was funny then but now no chance.

  • rip

  • hahahaha priceless! as Bernard said, if you take offence, get fucked! hahaRIP bernard

  • Bernard made fun of his audience..,Black people,Asian's,Irish,Jews,ever­yone...,its an act,he didnt walk around the street abusing people..

  • Including the police!

  • if people hated him like the papers and tv always said then his career would have ended in the 80's people dont got to weatch a comedian that isnt funny.

  • sorry that was meant to say watch a comedian that isnt funny.

  • i once came second in a robert redford lookalike frank bruno fuckin won it ha ha

  • manning could not have been that racist, the man was jewish! a minorty himself.

  • lmao the look on that black guys face!

  • im irish and love his jokes!!!people take themselves to seriously..they are only jokes!

  • u smell of egg

  • Bernard Manning comic genius!!!!

  • @xwhitey987x Too right....he was the least racist person in Britain.,..he ribbed everyone....I remember whilst at college I became very good friends with two pakistani lads...they used to call me 'blood'..etc tec and take the p&** and I'd give as good as I got...we have a great time...the colour was simply a good laugh....as was alot of other things we ribbed each other about.....this video is great...thx for posting it.

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  • Bernard was not a comic so much as a jester - the 'fool' who danced attendance at court in ancient times and who because of his 'foolishness' was allowed to say anything - to say what everyone was thinking but none dared utter for fear of incurring the king's wrath. We are now in the insane position of 'political correctness' - and which arsehole did that idea plop out of? - where we have to say one thing while meaning another. Madness.

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  • y watch it then u silly cunt us english love him his a blinda

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  • your mums hairy ass stinks hes not gay he has kids n was married and wats rong wid gays ey alrite for u to b sexist but not bernard

  • he was a funny fucker,

  • AHAHHA @ "You made a joke about my friend, Keith"

    He told a lot of other jokes too. Bernard Manning ridiculed the entire world, including the white people in his audience, many of whom were terrified of being singled out by him, that is the truth of it. In that sense Bernard Manning was very much colour blind and one of the least racist people you could ever wish to come across. The clips are all entirely misleading. Get real, left-wing lovey do-gooder people.

  • "Key catastrophes" - my arse.

    Media created imaginary catastrophes, he means. They did the same thing to Benny Hill. Wankers, the lot of them.

  • And all the black people saying "im black and i think this is helarious" and all the white people saying "im black and i think this is helarious", you're all thick as shit and fail to see the bigger picture.

  • Black people used to go and see Bernard's act. They understood it was an act, and took his jokes about black people -as they were being told in the same context and with the exact same venom as the jokes he told about the Scots, the Irish and the Welsh- with the same good humour the rest of his audience did. Bernard's humour was probably developed during his time in the army. That is to say, it is a kind of banter between friends, and has very little to do with any actual real racism.

  • "fat piece of shit"? ... bit fattest, that, cakey.

    People like you with attitudes like yours are causing all the eating disorders in kids, you ignorant turd. If you actually had a brain you would be dangerous.

  • haha  people still love him on you tube he makes fun of ever race you stupid cunt, thats right he is fuuny and will be remmebered long AFTER YOUR gone , look how much hate mail you get prat

  • Sure it's a sensitive issue, but come on, he's fuckin' funny as fuck man.

    The problem is not whether he is racist or not (he isn't, he's a fuckin' comedian and it's his schtick) the problem is people, more specifically 'ego'.

    Get over yourself and your pious reactivity. The first step to loving 'others' equally is to not separate oneself, the next step is to understand tacitly that our true identity (right now) transcends body types, differences of mind and in fact reveals the illusion of I.

  • im black im happy im me....i love bernard manning...the best by a country mile

    god bless ya bernard RIP

  • yeah but thats because your watching his jokes on youtube. imagine your watching it as the only black person in a crowd of 200 others

  • funny as fuk.....check the joke at 3.00 and 3.26....sooo funny....i love bernard...im 36 now been watchin and listening to him since i was 15..the best

  • The best English comic that ever lived. Not a racist, just a brilliant comic genius. Not one mortal ever took Bernard Manning on and won. In his own words he told jokes to make people laugh. He was unshakable in that regard and in my opinion the PC brigade fail to get it, just as they ALWAYS do. RIP Bernard.

  • He said coons, ha ha that's funny.

  • I think a lot of you do not realize how the English were and are; English people are always proud and ready to fight to protect their country English people would fight even if they were down to rolling pins sticks and stones, its bred and part of an Englishman's genetically makeup to take no crap from anyone.

    So when the country started getting flooded by other nationalities it caused a lot of unrest, it was not a racist thing the English do not want anyone else in its country besides its own.

  • @linkspider

    You need to refine your view quite a bit. You're right- the English don't want their country overwhelmed by other nationalities. But England, Britain has never had a problem with immigrants. What the English want(and excuse me for speaking here just on the basis of my reading knowledge and minimal time spent in the UK and British friends) are immigrants who respect the country and its traditions.

  • looks like arthur brown comedian in the audience and speaking

  • Trust me i ain't white. Far from it. I beleive you called me a racist when i clearly wasn't.

  • I'm the racist and your the one calling people niggers.

  • great video bernard manning was who he was and never pretended to be any different

  • If you dont find this funny, there must be something wrong with you. We are just way too PC these days. Heaven forbid we upset our people from different religions or races. I always say if you dont like it, switch it off!

  • DON'T YOU DUMBASSES UNDERSTAND???

    Those politically correct, left wing hypocrites WANT you to feel guilty for liking Bernard and WANT you to feel the need to mention race all the time. Don't let them win.

    Bernard is one of the ALL TIME GREATS of COMEDY that's all you need to know...

  • cheeky 2hat taking the piss out of the dead...hope he comes back to haunt you!i bet your no oil painting.miss u bernard..hope we,ll find another 1 like you in the comedy trade!!prob not..bring back blazzing saddles etc to keep these do gooders a job!!

  • check out noah97 comments.you know when blacks think there cool!!well he is.top man,we need more of you and there will be no racists.simple has!!

  • @Panthera0nca yes i think bernard manning i think he is the best ever and im what the whit man calls apart from othere things half cast lol

  • I think the black geezer wanted to laugh, it was that tit beside him that was scribling stuff down on a piece of paper, why do white pricks believe they have to stick up for blacks? they are capable people after all, just look at the crime figures.

  • plastikbertrand. you'll always find those who complain about Manning are 99.9% white. Its like the 'N' word being used, those that complain are all white while rappers etc use the word freely.

  • @721508

    yeh man i'm sick of the cencership and big money. People always complain about society being violent, sexual drug taking etc yet most films, rap music, computer games promote nothing but violence, sexual n drugs yet if you want to stand up for your people by simply being proud then it is "wrong" its fucking bollocks the way white people are being over run in their own countries!!

  • @721508 like they say once you go black you never go back just ask the white rapper

  • @plastikbertrand u r a sun of a bitch, nothing else

  • im black, i find this hilarious. nothing wrong with it.

  • Oh man it is disgusting and I hate racism but that line about how he will laugh cause is outnumbered 200 to 1 was so phucking funny...lol. I am confliced cause I laugh but then think I shouldn't...I think my country did a real good mindphuk on anyone born in the 70's - acceptable one day then not!

  • disgusting

  • Best comedian ever!!

  • ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MEN EVER YOU WANKER mellowcocksucker CUNT !!

  • ha ha how long did that witty comment take you to think up! gotta love the thick working classes eh?

  • you should drop dead,

    IGNORANT TWAT...

    Show the legend some respect CUNT !!

  • mellowNdark. i think what was funny about The Mrs Merton Show was it showed how infantile our comedy had become. Alternative comedy had taken root and and you'd have to laugh along with the canned laughter. The 'Applause' sign flashing because people needed to be told when to laugh.

  • finally! an open minded post!

  • @721508 i think bernad held his own on the merton show, he was up against the whole audience/richard wilson and that silly twat carol ahern. she showed herself up trying to belittle bernard, its simple. if you dont like comedy aimed at anything controversial, dont fuckin watch it! manning isnt racist, just an old skool comic from a time when you could say what you wanted. a gent in real life, same for chubby brown.

  • YOUR A CUNT !!

  • Was that supposed to be Funny?

  • mjd775. define your idea of comedy then mate, i can't wait. Basic comedy is what your watching, alternative comedy i suspect. Alternative comedy was what made talentless nobodies famous and with the help of people like you spawned 20+ years of constant crap like '2.4 children' etc.

  • And you my freind are obviously walking around with a giant chip on your shoulder. If you think he is a racist then say so. You would be incorrect. Let me tell you that there are millions of highly educated British people who loved this guy. If you dont like him then dont watch him.

  • @mjd775 You miserable cunt!

  • Manning also makes fun of himself (which included his weight, shape and his looks)

    Black and Asian people laugh at his jokes, even if they are aimed at their ethnic group, these people don't take jokes sereously and are sensable - for some reason, it is the white liberal lefties that takes offence of Mannings jokes on the Ethnics "behalf" even though they never asked for that sort of treatment

  • classic

  • why the fook are people taking this as raxcist it has nothing to do with it its comedy

  • rip looks very ill but he daint give a fuck quality bloke funny as fuck RIP MASTER

  • The bit with the black bloke only seemed harsh because the guy had no sense of humour.

  • gav: i doubt the black guy was offended. u go to a manning show and i guess you know ur going to be targetted. being black myself, i've looked into manning a bit...just out of curiosity and i'm pretty sure he's not a hardcore hateful racist. he's just raw, very raw and he knew his audience. i have no doubt that 90% of his fans are/were your typical hateful racist types. but i reckon manning was just very shrewd and knew his audience's level.

  • he seemed to target everyone, even Jewish people and he was Jewish himself.

    my parents are Jamaican, and i remember growing up watching famous Jamaican comedians on videos (which they had shipped over from the carribean) who were just as racist against whites. they would tear white people up with their jokes. but thats all they were, jokes. I used to laugh at 'em, and i'm in no way racist.

  • who knows for sure but i doubt manning was a real racist...he was just a Jewish comedian and Jews are known for their raw humour. they don't tend to hold back. but who knows.

    anyway, his jokes are simple one liners but have to admit some of 'em even make me chuckle.

  • You're absolutely right. I saw Bernard Manning's act several times. There was no way on this Earth that his act could be described as racist - it barely referenced non-white people at all. The YouTube clips are entirely misleading.

    Where you are wrong though, is with his audience. The times I saw Bernard it was just regular people. His audience were terrified of him, by the way. They would sit motionless like statues, fearing that any kind of movement would attract his attention ...

  • ... and single them out for some of the personal treatment he's giving the black bloke in the clip. I know it looks nasty and OTT, but it has to be seen in the context of the rest of his act which was equally as nasty, if you know what I mean. Anyway, thank you for proving me to that YouTube isn't entirely comprised of brain dead wankers.

  • if he were alive today he'd say

    When we had bird flu, we culled birds,

    With swine flu we will cull pigs,

    Cant wait for the next bout of Asian flu

  • why do people take this seriously?? Bernard is a good comic and has a great act and thats all it is ...an act!!! Hes totalhy different offstage and his son is well spoken and very polite... berenards done a great job of bringing him up! ... its like alice cooper the rock star...stabs babies on stage but off it hes a normal loving fam

    ily guy... tahts all it is .. an act!! if you dont like blue comedy ... dont watch it but then again there is a lot to be said for people who get offeneded by this

  • I want to see a non white take the piss out of whites.

    Lets see who how many people would be laughing.

    You guys would end up voting the far right biggots

  • Hahahaha!!!

    our entire culture is based on taking the mickey out of ourselves and its been that way for hundreds of years!!

    If were good enough to let you live in this country,

    STOP MOANING

    STOP SPONGING

    STOP TRYING TO CHANGE OUR CULTURE

    try emmigrating in your millions to Japan, China or Australia and moan at them to change their way of life and see how you get on.

    You'd be dead within the hour, so just chin up and laugh eh?

  • LMAO isnt it funny that somone with a user name --- Funkme ... is accusing somone of being uneducated! He is like the rest of us, sick of these idiots that sont want to work taking over the country.. its not racist ..thats economical. I hate to say it but if ya got rid of all blacks and muslims out of the country it would be a better place .. no crime and no terrorism!! PS there would be a chance of our own lads getting a job in hospitals who actually know that their doin!!

  • Amen.

    To bad the prats in power can't see that.

  • bernard manning was a working class legend . if you dont like watching it then dont watch it . and for the comment about ' it cuts of before the 2 men talk to him about his jokes , he talks to them and destroys them , bernard was a true british self made legend , r.i.p bernard

  • funkme. I hope you didnt mean that bigoted comment about uneducated pissheads.

    From what i know Bernard Manning had no time for the far right like the BNP etc etc and once memorably described them as perverts.

    And when he went to India he didnt try and rip everyone off ( unlike the people who made slumdog millionaire)

    He is an easy scapegoat cos he embarrases polite liberal racists.

  • I suppose I'll go back on the uneduacated pisshead thing, just cos' you like him or find him funny doesn't mean that you are...

    Yes, but in India HE is the minority, why would he make jokes about Indians? Like in the video when he says there's 200 of us and one of you, its all about minority. I do know what you mean about liberal racists though...worst fucking kind, and casual racists too.