Banned From Waffle House

[TheUnl0ser]

damn this guy is hilarious! 

[meaweemonster]

huh ha dumb as is wearing a black leather jacket talking like he's Barney Bad Ass!

[THExEPICxTURTLE]

waffle house is serious business

[HugeEgoSorry1032]

I'm a teenage girl, and I constantly have the angry/lazy voices doing battle in my brain. Am I a man and I just didn't know it?

[Cainkane1]

I did the same thing at a place called Buffalos. There were three of them and they were using obscenities in from of the lady manager. I called one of them an asshole and I almost got jumped. They went outside cranked up their car and the cops got them. The drive got a DWI and the other two went to jail for creating a turmoil.

[honestbutugly]

eat your food , and get the fuck out.Former grill opperator, and manager.

[Zephyesa]

I am starting up my own francise, turnip house, in a bid to get teenagers more healthy and strong.

[AShredingOdyssey]

They must have been having a banana and coffee sale or something...

[ShinodaLPDavidson]

Damn wafflehouse is good

[CrazyRockwell]

Why is there an exit sign in your house, dood?

[wackyoneone]

Wow dude, your fucking awsome. ahahahah

[EliroX904]

6:22 - 6:38

EPIC!

[DanMichaelSoul]

lol. waffle house.

[RicoshetSC]

Fuck dude, lay of the speed bro.

[Triipticz]

If you "don't give a fuck" why didn't you get into a fight with him?

[bmwm321m]

haha your funny bro. Great story telling! lol

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

im not agressive nor lazy, im chicken shit...

[ZombiePlz]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx

I am not. I call people out 24/7. I just find it hilarious that they don't do anything.

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

@ZombiePlz well maybe ur a big strong guy, I have a squeaky little voice that that is downright laughable when raised

[ZombiePlz]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx

I am anorexic weighing at 100 pounds.

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

@ZombiePlz im 90 pounds...not anorexic just really really short :(

[ZombiePlz]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx

Either my muscles are invisible, or I don't have any.

[jasperjonez18]

lol your funny az fuck hahaa

[AdekarosFTW]

this man is so...amazing...!

[TheMeatloaf92]

ive been "not giving a shit" about a lot of things that would have bothered me even 2 years ago. im 19

[7777anastasia]

Banned from the waffle house is code for, Meet me in the men room stall.

[MegaYouri13]

LOL... youtube brings out the best in people!

[girl4funlove]

your awesome!

[xXiammurlockXx]

423 people touched his hard german nipples

[mundayfilms]

Can we get a fuck-count in here?

[MrThedude77777]

I'm not an atheist, I respect you and everyone who is I hope you guys do the same. Anyway you are fucking funny.

[Jokerprodution]

@MrThedude77777 i respect people like you, that can keep their religious views to their self, you are awesome! have a good day!

[MrThedude77777]

@Jokerprodution

thanks you too

[KwisatzHaderach13]

6:29 LOL I like that fantasy.

[dimmuimortis]

Beautiful necklace.

[dragonup56]

lol thts it

[xTurbojugend]

For a fat man, you seem to get banned from restaurants a lot.

[froakentoken2]

@xTurbojugend LOL

[wookiedestroyer101]

@xTurbojugend LOL

[alienhddna]

i would had told that loud mother fucker to syck my fucking balls

[alienhddna]

did that mother fucker tryed to kick you ass for saying any thing to him

[MrInsanity67]

Hey dude, Waffle House made me the man I am today. The overtime allowed me to build the addition on my trailer .............

[MrInsanity67]

THis guy is freakin awesome.

[TEADRINKA]

dude these videos are so fucking awesome.

[pcred566]

@TEADRINKA They have amused me for the past hour and a half. =D

[TEADRINKA]

@pcred566 lol me too

[pcred566]

@TEADRINKA =D

[deadbabyfromspace]

i want that razor!!!!

[The92camaroRS]

Puts himself off as so intelligent, yet he peppers his speech with vulgarity.

[NoiseOverMusic]

@The92camaroRS

So did George Carlin.

[The92camaroRS]

@NoiseOverMusic Note tho, George Carlin has actually done somethig with his life and had a successful career as a comedian. This guy just works some nowhere 9-5 job and makes youtube videos... give it 5-10 years at best before everyone even forgets who he is...

[NoiseOverMusic]

@The92camaroRS

Actually, he makes youtube videos for a living. So TJ hasn't done anything with his life? Well he completely changed a lot of people's point of view on controversial topics, and has grown a gigantic fanbase. Just because you think he is a rambling idiot doesn't mean others do. Fuck off.

[The92camaroRS]

@NoiseOverMusic Fuck off? lol I'm guessing your one of his loyal fanbase right? lol The only thing he as done is hid behind a computer and and blast his self-righteous views to the internet. I could do the exact same if I so chose. If he wanted to do something REAL with his life, he would get off his lazy ass and do something to change the world which he hates so much. But no, he sits and complains just like every other POS to afraid to anything cause he knows offline he no one.

[NoiseOverMusic]

@The92camaroRS

He isn't trying to change the world, idiot. He has a right to voice his opinion and that's all he is fucking doing. As for loyal fanbase? I guess I'd consider TJ more of a friend to me, seeing as how I talk to him via tumblr and MSN.

[The92camaroRS]

@NoiseOverMusic YEah and I'm sure he's friends with every twat who he comments to online right?

[NoiseOverMusic]

@The92camaroRS

TJ is pretty loyal to his fanbase actually. He is very interactive.

[ffwast]

"he just carries this around with him,that's probably a sign that Scotty's a dangerous motherfucker" Well,I guess that means I'm a dangerous motherfucker too.

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

Strange, I've noticed recently drunk people doing this at McDonalds at 3am on weeknights. People literally just make loud annoying noises because it's all their intelligence can express. People have devolved.

[lkooe]

@OrthodoxDarwinist

What town is that mcdonalds located in?I want to go there someday and watch!:D

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

@lkooe

It's in Melbourne Australia.

[lkooe]

@OrthodoxDarwinist

Awesome!If you don't mind me asking why would you be in a mcdonalds at 3:00am anyway?:b

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

@lkooe

Because I'm a university student and wannabe novelist, so I finish at the university at 12.00am when it closes then the only place left apart from my shitty little room that is open is McDonalds. It's actually quite a good place to get work done.

[lkooe]

@OrthodoxDarwinist

Oh I see, cool!^_^

[revoltkid123]

@OrthodoxDarwinist Either that or in today's cradled society, Darwinism doesn't always kick in, and because the stupid people survive because they are spoon fed so more and more buffoons are existing today. So in my opinion, this isnt a case of devolution, just more and more idiots are accepted by society if that makes sense..

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

@revoltkid123

Yes that's perfectly true, natural selection is no longer acting on society other than in rare cases (like disease in third world countries).

[andyandcarl]

This is not an exit.

[uiruu]

@HawkeyeLieutenant "Banned from -----" is just the name of the series of videos where makes fun of or tells stories about fast food restaurants.

[pandpinjapan]

Are you talking about the wafflehouse in MANDEVILLE!?

[doubleB745]

I have that knife, but not that type of blade. I'ma badass mothafuck, I know, I know.

[4you2hotway]

who the fuck searches up waffle house

[DIZZYBANG]

i work at waffle house, i agree.

[MuslimRebelRevolte]

i would love to see this guy just body slam a drunk 150pound idiot lol

[zvonimir360]

ithis isnt intended to be funny right ?

[28zombielover]

YOUR MY PLAYLIST

[niccilomachiaveli]

no offense btw, i'm pretty curious because of my failed diet. lost five pounds, wo ho.

[niccilomachiaveli]

was the diet succesful man? i tried and failed, interested if it worked.

[MichaelBlue1990]

i dont't give a fuck enymore to TJ,and i fell free to,yes it is awsome!!!:D

[anestis1971]

Touch my nipples they are so hard. That shit is funny. Don't lay off the cursing like some of these douches want you to. You rock!

[ckortum3]

Dude lay off the FUCKING swears you motherfucker would you stop that shit I mean damn every sentence has fuck in it I mean come on be civilized

[willsevysmile]

The exit sign is like a subliminal message telling stupid people to exit the video.

[baioken]

super cool story bro

[maggots4u]

Decent story,...just get to the point faster dude,....4/10

[inmate1577]

Stick to having arguments about "world of warcraft".

[enisunlighter]

@inmate1577 owned XD

[ApocalypseHare]

You know... they DO have salad :D

[MrTimmymontana]

hay everybody! Mr amazing leaves the bar drunk, makes good for nothing videos at his office. i bet a homeless man is sleeping in the broom closet, wishing he would shut the fuck up

[corr14]

Men are 3 things: agressive, lazy, and perverted.

[Leco070]

@corr14 women are 3 things: delusional, unbalanced and whores.

[corr14]

@Leco070 I have the feeling you're trying to piss me off, because you assume I'm a woman. I'm not... I'm a man.

[Leco070]

@corr14 no. what you are is a Mangina.

[corr14]

@Leco070 Umm... wanna explain that one to me? I'm guessing it's a mix between man and vagina?

[HeffernanProductions]

do you work at a sound studio with soundproof rooms? if not don't your co workers get scared when you rant?

[HeffernanProductions]

fucking fuck fuck fuckidy fuck! :-)

[snazzyprintgirl]

man are you ok ?

[deepvinyl76]

I can't believe anyone listens to you for an entire webisode much less more than one, how are you not banned from YouTube.

[theamdude]

I wasn't there so I don't know what really happened. However, situations like this are not always what they seem. When I was in middle school, I knew someone who made noises like this constantly. It was involuntary. He had Tourette's Syndrome.

[xXSigmaShadeXx]

@theamdude Tape his mouth shut? Make a human muzzle? Ball-gag him?

[picture745]

Thanks for wasting 2 minutes of my time (thats all i could take of this retard)

[MCwelfare]

@picture745 So rather than just leaving the video, you felt it necessary to waste further time typing that comment?

[irrelephantone]

quite dumb.

[irrelephantone]

OH, COOL. YOU SURE TOLD EM! your pretentious/self-righteous rants are as uncreative as they are unappealing to members of the opposite sex. i can tell you're one of those pseudo-intellectual, glasses wearing, bill hicks wannabes, devoid of a fanbase outside of your own circle of friends. you look like you smell like old milk and your goatee is dumb.

[LaihoValo9]

@irrelephantone where in his videos does he ever try to appeal to the opposite sex? he doesnt give a shit what people say to/about him

[irrelephantone]

@LaihoValo9 Oh, I know. 

[texmexman1]

what did you say? hahah

[tinfoilrepair]

can you say "narcissistic?

[Brotasmo]

touch my nipples Ze are so haad!!

[RainbowBrite3178]

You are so right being a Waffle House waitress is the worst job someone can have. Worst few years of my life. The strange thing is, it becomes an addiction after a while. You try to quit, but for some self destructive purpose, you keep going back. There should definitely be a Waffle House waitress anonymous program.

[jrgs906]

@RainbowBrite3178

I'm proud to be a waffle house waiter. I have fun with my employees If you don't believe me come to the cary waffle house on friday night.

[oasisspirit]

same situation last night except in a diner, i was the 150 lbs and he was the 300 lbs and he meet a chair to the face cause he pulled out a knife in a diner.......

[sejembalm]

Hey, I'm a fat fucker, but I have some goddamn TASTE.

I hate the garbage they serve at the Waffle House.

[rabbitalmighty]

FAT MOTHER FUCKERS YAY!!!

[Eric9284911]

Lol, Cops come..., Im talkin to them

[mrjules2008]

i didnt listen to it all. but i think i wish he'd kicked your fucking head in. live an let live bro

[southerngirl1608]

and btw i do know what it's like. It's actually 10 hours on your feet plus cleaning the store. how do i know? i work night shift at waffle house.

[southerngirl1608]

I did a drinking game with my friends with this video. Every time he said fuck we would drink. needless to say we got really drunk really quickly.

[ComedyRoundTheCorner]

Oh how I wish TJ was a wrestler :D

[poopoopuff]

Stop saying fuck . It starts to get annoying

[paradoxfox93]

@poopoopuff Fucking on the internet bothers you? What about real sex? I think uhm is more annoying for a *ahem* 'public' speaker. There's a reason Buddhists meditate away from society. As he point out....that's a really annoying sound. He's probably entirely unaware of his hypocrisy like most everyone else who think they understand what's really going on and feel the need to tell everyone that they're still catching up. It's the first indicator that you speak faster than you think.

[scopulus93]

Man let it go. I have been were you were at (To many times) and came close( to spending my last mins of life in the big seat) or in prison for the rest of my life with some big mowfows like you that can't even remember what it's like to be with a woman.So just walk out and go have some fun. Liberating for a MAX of a day until the popo comes.

[StillB0rn666]

holy shit. funny mother fucker lol hell yeah

[raizr]

Pseudo-Intellectuals make me sick. This guy is just too damn stupid to speak.

[dutchbb1979]

@raizr he said himself he doesn't see himself as an intellectual. But just from your post alone I can tell he is more intelligent than you. Happy new year.

[raizr]

Haha funny how you judge me with a quick glance rather than getting to know me.

[BackdoorSub7]

@bullshitproof You obviously are sheltered.

[jvdthwip]

@bullshitproof i'm a grown man and we curse all the fucking time.

[swinetastic]

@bullshitproof The irony of you username is ...quite staggering.

[adam11mpls]

@bullshitproof Haha sheltered child.

[Sarge1122334455]

how bout you move the fuck away if all your fast food places are fucked up,maybe its you? same thing about the scenario thing btw it happens alot

[Sarge1122334455]

how bout you move the fuck away if all your fast food places are fucked up,maybe its you?

[francisthechick13]

You remind me of my computer teacher, anyways your cool

[bongcouver]

and .....you're still fat. failure for sure. 

[TheWorldofRat]

what a complete dumbass...the only thing more dumb is the fact I actually sat here and watched this garbage...fuck, fuck fu, fu, fu, fu, FUCK!!!!

[PrideofWhitey]

Why do you insist on using the word "fuck' so often? When I hear someone using that word so repetitively, I immediately see him as an insecure person who's desperately trying to hide his insecurities. Dude, just tell the story, instead of trying to impress everyone with a facade.

Oh, I also noticed that you call yourself an atheist, and that you like vampires. That shtick has been wa-a-a-y overdone. Let me guess... you're also into the goth thing, right?

Man, relax and be yourself.

[zarakitten99]

You. Are. A. Legend.

[ilovebrandontaylor]

Your a dumbass

[tjsor]

@ilovebrandontaylor

Your spelling suggests something about yourself.

[ilovebrandontaylor]

@tjsor You are a dumb ass

[johnybazukata]

So, you didn't actually get banned from Waffle House?

[MrKra7as]

this guy has got the broadest, most prominent chin I've ever seen.

[dragoonkng]

Hhahahha awsooooom man :P digg your videoes :D

[supersmash43]

@dragoonkng can't believe TAA can get banned from so many places.

[kornrammsteinknot]

dude seriously a box cutter really? wow and chill the fuck out cussin doesnt make you cool

[DauntlessScourge]

@kornrammsteinknot Ironic. You say chill the fuck out, then attack him about using profanity?

You're a moron.

[kornrammsteinknot]

@DauntlessScourge did you watch the whole video numbnuts its fake as hell and he over used profanity i said it once and u jump in my shit? really i think your a moron here go defend your butt buddy just try to make more sense when your doing it

[DauntlessScourge]

@kornrammsteinknot I don't give two shits about profanity, but if you're going to attempt to insult someone don't be an idiot and do something so blatantly hypocritical.

[jumpdance24]

Get a hair cut

have a shave

get contacts

lose weight

learn to talk at normal lever

get some dress sense and stop swearing. Oh, and stop making wastoffuckingtime videos.

[Mobbybackup]

@jumpdance24 you mad

[Kyle420ist]

@jumpdance24 lol so your telling him to stop doing what we all watch him for??? ur retarded

[PrivateUbermensch]

@jumpdance24 Stop telling other people how to live their lives, you fucking dumb ass cretin.

[blakecallahan65]

Well then... that was ridiculous dude what an ass ok I get the dude was annoying but your demeanor is just fucking ridiculous and that whole "fucking giant" thing? Really? You're as tall as a door congrats.

[jakeo96]

let me touch yo nipples

[setialphasix]

You are the most obnoxious human being I have probably ever seen.

[ripkurdt]

@thekoolestguyaaa I'm fat and I'm not on a diet. Suckit!

[AndreaskaseSkate]

duuhuude , why is there a exit sign in your house ??

ha-ha

[Justinsellards]

OMFG I Lol'd so much I love you brosky.

[StandardAI]

what a good way to non sholontly brag about having an office.

[pecker101010]

congrats u made a 9 minute video about nothing

[Systemnotadown]

@pecker101010 Wtf? What do you mean by "nothing"?

[pecker101010]

@Systemnotadown i mean this fat piece of shit made a video that did nothing but explain what an asshole he is

[brainiac554]

fuckfest video

[majtymicke]

At 7:19 he starts turning into a pirate! :D

[p0204689]

he overuses the term fu ck

[dreadguy14]

cool jacket.

[SandvichGod]

he castrates men

[pmh632]

waffle house.. man i miss back home GA :(

[Narutoslilsis0]

XD The ending me me choke on my brakefist.

[teresa8880]

YOUR DUMB!!!!

[6kylee9]

@teresa8880 Says the idiot who doesn't know that it should be YOU'RE.

[TheLaxAttack]

@6kylee9 lol pwned his ass1

[Boemenno]

@teresa8880 You're*, also, you're not really smart enough to say it.

[TheWatchGoesTick]

@Boemenno OH nice correction of the word your. douche.

[Taapertajaankka]

Why is there an exit sign in ur house, dude?

[SLAPnPOP726]

He carries a weapon around because he feels insecure about the size of his penis.