Kosherman's powers include kicking ass, chewing bubble gum (only if it's kosher), challah-laser-vision, making anti-semites cry, and making people want to subscribe.
JG-What is that city in the background? What superpowers will you have? Will you be in a comic book? Will there be continuity issues? Crossovers? Reboots? Are you open to Nic Cage playing you in a movie? In not Nic, then who? Will the catering on the movie set have those really good fried, Jewish crackers (I think they're called Tam-Tams)? Would Kosherman date WonderWoman or Xena even if they are not-Jewish?
The one closest to the filming location. Powerful ones. Why not? Probably. Those are fun. With a new suit, maybe. I know someone who worked with Mr. Cage. Josh Peck. Tam Tams are made of matzah, and are not fried, just salted, but I prefer Wheat Thins to Tam Tams any day. Kosherman would need someone more forceful than either Wonder Woman or Xena.
Glad to have found you again! And please, you have got to reference Dr. I.M. Treif somewhere in the next episode.
punxsutawneyphyllis 3 months ago
Kosherman's powers include kicking ass, chewing bubble gum (only if it's kosher), challah-laser-vision, making anti-semites cry, and making people want to subscribe.
cinemaspaz 5 months ago
Who is the arch enemy Goyim-Man?
grunthok 5 months ago
@grunthok Dr. Treif, actually. If not for Kosherman, Dr. Treif would have rid the world of all that is kosher!
RooneyEnterprises 5 months ago
Take little bites and chew it well and don't make crumbs!
MavenGirl 7 months ago
So, you say the name of the Vorlon Ambassador and you become a lime green spandex guy? Might want to avoid all future conversations about Babylon 5.
Also, why trunks?
FaxModem1 7 months ago
@FaxModem1 "Kosh," short for "kosher," has been around a lot longer than Babylon 5. ;-)
And be eternally grateful for the shorts.
RooneyEnterprises 7 months ago
@RooneyEnterprises So, you're not going David Bowie in Labyrinth? Smart decision.
FaxModem1 7 months ago
If "KOSH" doesn't become one of the great catchphrases then i'm gonna be seriously pissed :3
Foxhat134 7 months ago
JG-What is that city in the background? What superpowers will you have? Will you be in a comic book? Will there be continuity issues? Crossovers? Reboots? Are you open to Nic Cage playing you in a movie? In not Nic, then who? Will the catering on the movie set have those really good fried, Jewish crackers (I think they're called Tam-Tams)? Would Kosherman date WonderWoman or Xena even if they are not-Jewish?
MisterKeitel 7 months ago
@MisterKeitel In order:
The one closest to the filming location. Powerful ones. Why not? Probably. Those are fun. With a new suit, maybe. I know someone who worked with Mr. Cage. Josh Peck. Tam Tams are made of matzah, and are not fried, just salted, but I prefer Wheat Thins to Tam Tams any day. Kosherman would need someone more forceful than either Wonder Woman or Xena.
RooneyEnterprises 7 months ago
....nerd :p
goodjewishgirl 7 months ago