How To Get on Santa's Good List

[LittleMissMinecraft1]

hah, stupid bitch, reindeer prefer grass. everyone knows that...

[justinaeskaf14]

santa is fake

[adamkleinschmidt2003]

Step 1 : Be good

[thechocopuppie]

HOW OLD IS THAT GIRL?

[XLindsayxLachrymoseX]

Santa's fake .. why would you even lie to your kids about that? It just makes them feel stupid and tricked when they figure out he isn't real >.> At least that's what happened to everyone i've talked to about it.

[jamnmkof]

i guess howcast never grew up.......

[XTurtles9788x]

lol

[LowerHornProductions]

she has nice boobs :)

[uae3D]

i think howcast owner's 5 year old son was incharge for a day

[AqwIBrahFlora]

Never believe in fat guys working.

[LegoandStampdude]

did she say how to get OFF santa's good list?

P.S. Santa is not real

[HoneyLust2212]

Tbh, i'd be quite happy with school supplies and socks - i definitely got both this year ;)

[co45935]

Ok when I was little I believed in Santa because he was actually real but now he is not the thing like ago a man in village he brought everyone gifts and then he died then now people keep he stay alive Santa is not real anymore sorry kids

[shelby0508]

ok its sayin to put out grass and carrots, but i used to put out dog food

[katinrom]

is it just me or did the woman said to get off santa`s good list O_o i think she did i big mistake no presents for you lol

[TheBiggdogg73]

man, "Santa" is a stalker. he knows when your up and he knows if youve been bad. I would call that being a stalker

[tauwilltriumph]

@TheBiggdogg73 He is a pedophile rapist.

[Smoothiecom]

How to get on to Santas good list

You will need:

Money

Do whatever you want.

Buy your own gifts.

Did you know that yellow is a colour?

[NWRGeek]

Santa is FAKE. Saint Nicholas (dated 3rd century) was real, but the modern Santa is TOTALLY FAKE.

[tauwilltriumph]

@NWRGeek Santa exists, and he's gonna pop a cap in yo ass for talking shit about him. Beware.

[TheNickspower]

Santa doesn't exist!

[cowsXcola]

seriously i have never heard of putting carrots for reindeer and i feel stupid cuz they make it sound like its been around forever

[jerejaho]

fuck this

[10gamertag]

Next on Howcast: How to breath

[iheartshoppingXoXo]

Reindeer like cookies too!!!



[kakaobe]

This is actually really helpful for parents!

[elsalvador223newyork]

did anyone notice that this was uploaded in October not December

[christagault1]

Yeah well i have 2 more days till christmas!

[supermoviemakers1234]

Wait so I have to be good to get presents...Crap

[volubleasteroid]

santa aint real

[DachshundLover33]

@volubleasteroid What the fuck?!!!!!!? kids are allowed to think what they want!!! Fuck you!

[volubleasteroid]

@DachshundLover33 ok?

[ByMoshun]

hes not real....

[TheJgreen101]

here's an idea: DONT MISBEHAVE

[gamepets]

Do you need a christmas tree for santa to come to your house?

[sparklycherryblossom]

"He sees you even when you're sleeping"

Huh, twilight?

[peanutbutter452]

what you will need: paper pencil and a calender

WHAT DO THEY USE? MARKER!!!!!

[penelopepoltergeist]

how old is she?!?

[4eversaintz]

ohh lord.... nuff said

[Americangirlgal02]

What if Santa's on to you?

[DarkusX99]

"Threw a rock at Billy" What did billy do?

[selaznog1]

8 people were on the bad list

[laffytaffy7871]

keep up the good behaviour, pack every thing the night before to save your parents trouble and do stuff your parents want you to do... wow.. subliminal message much

[alopez850]

kinda cute :3

[NathanMilidino]

its simple , if you dont believe in santa dont bother watching for godsake when you were young you probz believed in santa so jus cuz u got told santas not real doesnt mean you need to spoil other peoples belief + theres a difference santa videos have the word santa in them again ill say IF YOU DONT BELIEVE DONT WATCH

[krhayes44]

Santa scares me seriously he watches you while you sleep he sneaks into your house during the night? can you say pedophile?

[tamila836]

ok LITTLE 5 YEARS OLD KIDS ,SANTA IS NOT FUCKING REAL BITCHES :)

[R3dTigerM40A3]

@tamila836 kid shut up don't hate beacause your parents were too poor to buy you presents also the best food you have is probally beans in a can.

[tamila836]

@R3dTigerM40A3 um no actually we were not poor like you bitch don't tell me wat to do oh yeah maybe you eat bean in a can

[shadehadgehog54]

Well, you guys are nice :P "Santa" IS real. He's the spirit of Christmas. But most of you just flat out don't believe in him. Just let the kids be kids, for crying out loud! :I

[puppie406]

0:27 LOL THREW ROCK AT BILLY!!!!!!!!!

[TheObravo]

that chick is hawt

[kalukalu3322]

For those of you who think Santa is real, this is for you:

Does this sound reasonable? Santa flies around the earth with 8 flying reindeer, breaks into your house, eats you food, and leaves stuff behind? He only works one day a year and spends the rest of it judging you.

Now, let's consider the worlds population. With so many kids to go to, and only one night to go there, Santa would have to go in and out of a house within 0.001 seconds. I hate to break it to you, but Santa'a not real.

[kalukalu3322]

Step 1: Ask for coal

Step 2: Be bad for the rest of the year.

[Martoo1232]

Thumbs up if you HATED your parents the day they told you he isn't real.

[cele657]

@Martoo1232 i figured that out when i was helping my mom b the easter bunny.....

[love4life1337]

hey now..

[smellycathome]

...This is retarded.He doesnt exist and if he existed how to get on his good list... oh i dont know maybe??? Be good o.o

[doglover20008]

Santa? My ass.

[TheChineseGirl1]

BE NAUGHTY AND SAVE SANTA A TRIP THAT WAY YOR BEING GOOD!!! IF YOUR GOOD YOUR MAKIN SANTA COM ALLLLLL THE WAY TO YOUR CHIMNEY

[TheDesmund22]

Step 1: Be good

Did you know that Santa is fake?

[Aresous]

Step 1: Be a dick everywhere BUT in front of your parents...

[InescapablePain]

Ya know just becuz santa isn't real doesn't make the spirit of him not real. It's teaching kids that being good and doing good things will get you rewarded. It's a great life lesson. And just because you don't believe any more doesn't mean you have to ruin it for other people. You probably had it ruined for you and are a terrible, terrible person. Just let it be, people.

[RobinRc666]

shes like, 24, and she's been naughty, 

[InescapablePain]

@RobinRc666 Bow chicka bowwow

[ftart]

maybe you should get another actrice thats more suitable, say 6 years old

[CutieGirl613]

jeez whay next, how to walk thru walls?

[mousegal1]

8 people got coal for christmas

[starryday100]

You will need: a shot gun

Step 1: kill santa

Step 2: steal all the presents

Warning: if you kill santa, you will ruin christmas for everyone.

[laurynandbralyn]

@starryday100 STFU



[starryday100]

@laurynandbralyn it was just a joke no need to be rude -_-

[laurynandbralyn]

@starryday100 sorry :( I was just ina bad mood that day. I also love Christmas and I dont like seeing things like that.

[TheShineySmiley]

Santa really is just a scam to get kids into doing good all year

[ihatenumbers987]

Wait, what?

[evulrobitgal]

I guarantee this video is gonna give kids some psychological issues with santa/mom and dad...

[55mushrooman]

next on howcast how to wipe your ass

[bubblegumlover345]

@55mushrooman don't ruin it for kids kids are alound to belive if your trying to ruin kids happy christmas then u just a demon with no heart

[ZippoDuckzzz]

@bubblegumlover345 kids arent on here....

[Lable4Ya]

@ZippoDuckzzz Uhhh.. do you watch T.V?

[ZippoDuckzzz]

@Lable4Ya uhh no... i dont really have time... school, eat, swim, eat, sleep.... that is literally my schedule (homework gets done at school)

[mrmoneyboygurl]

im a 13yearold jew ...why the f**** am i watching this?!lol

[TheStabbingCo]

@mrmoneyboygurl

omg! SO AM I!

GIRRRL! xD

[Sherlockrules]

Isn't she a little bit old to still believe in Santa??

[L0ve4Cookies]

@Sherlockrules this video is designed for kids. when they see an adult believing, they believe its normal.

[beautyNkiyara11]

OH I CANT WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!

[SpadexClover]

What did this Billy kid do to deserve having a rock thrown at him!? I bet he was 12 and told her Santa is not real. -.-"

[L0ve4Cookies]

@SpadexClover i'm 12 and i believe in santa! he left me a note!

[sciencesarah]

@L0ve4Cookies

really santa dosnet exist. Im not religeos but its against many religions to belive in santa

[L0ve4Cookies]

@sciencesarah i still believe in santa. he is real.

[nunoyobiznis]

@L0ve4Cookies personally i'm kinda iffy about the whole "santa is real" or "santa is not real" thing. :\ i do believe that saint nicholas was an actual person who gave the 3 sisters gold in their stockings but i kinda doubt that he's still alive .-. however, i do have 3 little siblings that still believe in santa so i try my best to keep the spirit alive and every christmas i'm like "OMG! SANTA BROUGHT ME PRESENTS!" :D lol XP there's nothing wrong with believing in santa when ppl think ur 2 old

[nunoyobiznis]

@L0ve4Cookies (contd.) to believe in him (: i don't believe much about him being a person who rides around in a sleigh with 8 flying reindeer, i just think of him as more of a "spirit" if u have any idea what i'm talking about :P

[SpadexClover]

@L0ve4Cookies Cool Story Bro :D

[L0ve4Cookies]

@SpadexClover i see everyone with that on their shirts.

[SpadexClover]

@L0ve4Cookies ...good for you?

[L0ve4Cookies]

@SpadexClover *cough*

[SpadexClover]

@L0ve4Cookies Your form of trolling is rather... weak I would say.

[L0ve4Cookies]

@L0ve4Cookies haha.....rwj troll.

[alanhobbes1]

step 1 santa doesn't exist

step 2 u want, u buy!

[10morgan3]

we give him cokes...

[stackingcallalista]

santas are parents

[Mrspidey457]

dont forget imagination to belive santas real!

[payneterran3]

Santa is faker than the Easter bunny every time i see a fake santa i punch him in the nuts but i hope he is real

[TheDivadoll18]

I once saw my stepdad eat the cookies when we put them out for santa it was all like

Me:Daddy?!?!

S-Dad:......Wannna pice.....

Me:.....Sure.

[selenademilover1000]

wtc??? she's like 30! probably more! if she still lives with her parents she's is a failure in life and btw, SANTA IS NOT REAL!

[PyroSeraphim]

Santa's real. Let's face it. Santa has magical clones with different faces that's why I see him on one corner and then on another, within a turn of my head.

[TheHammyChannel1]

@PyroSeraphim you make me laugh

[idogrrl09]

santa is acutally the spirit of christmas cuz he's a saint but it's mostly about the birth of jesus

[DomoBestest]

santa is not real

my parents think im dumb by saying santa claus is getting me lots of things for christmas when they bring me with them when we christmas shop -______-

idk how to rumor of santa started though :p

[Coolgirl200800]

SANTA ISN'T REAL

it ur parents

[aeroaa2]

@Coolgirl200800 76% confirmed

[451neverthesame]

nice tits

[TheShineySmiley]

i wouldn't be able to sleep knowing some guy might slide through my cimeny and jack all of my cookies. plus what does he do in apartments? ( Idon't beleve in santa btw) :)

[chocolatecam1]

OI IS THIS FO THE 5 YEAR OLDS THAT STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA

SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YA KIDS BUT SANTA ISNT REAL

ITS YOUR PARENTS JUS WAIT YOULL KNOW

[BIG1LOST]

@chocolatecam1-Santa is real.

[chocolatecam1]

@BIG1LOST are you sure send me videos and then ill believe you but he isnt real its ur parents my parents told me

[L0ve4Cookies]

@chocolatecam1 he is real!

[SandyKarlet]

@chocolatecam1 SHHHHUT UPP SANTA IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!

[zombieboy891]

u bastard :(

[MrHellodylan123]

@chocolatecam1 Honestly I Am 11 Is That Actullaly True?

[MsBusyizzy]

@MrHellodylan123 Wow your 11 and you still believe in Santa? Wow....just wow

[thehogan911]

@chocolatecam1 I remember when my parent told me.

[TriRocketBird]

@chocolatecam1 Quit being a litle shit ifkids wuna believe in santa let them you dont have to be a ass about it its all about the chritmas magic

[missbscgirl]

@chocolatecam1 thx u just ruined it for childen shame on u

[Darkkcat94]

I don't believe in santa.... He never gave me a shot gun like I asked... even though I was good

[Richiezhang880]

I know

[MrMilkman29]

HEY PEOPLE SANTAS NOT REAL >:D

[GabbyChan101]

This is kinda cute ^-^

[christopoll24]

They should have used a 5-10 Yr old kid instead of a grown women...

[sara77881]

@tayharp78 wow thanks for making a nine year old cry jerk

[6Hulio9]

Step 8: Put a dunce hat on your head on Christmas Eve.

[chocofreak0101]

i bet this is just a excuse for kids to obey

[Zerodud]

@mammawanna OMG copycat!!!dude you copy from comments luser!

[mammawanna]

um well kids... um ..... santa is on a vacation for a really long time..... maybe like forever.... um sorry kids but now you get coal every year and you have to eat puppies

[TheJackks]

haha in my familly we leave cookies and burbon out for santa

[RacoonsAndSeals]

she has my toothbrush!

[pie830]

this would explain alot lol jk

[5lakes96]

@cade1person Of course he's REAL! If my mom and dad had given me my iPod Touch for Christmas, and all the other things for me, my sister and brother, we'd have like no money.

[pie830]

@5lakes96 they either got that stuff on black friday or made alot of sacrafices

cause hes not really and my parents got me a flat screen and laptop (and more) and my brother a new XBOX and flat screen (plus more) so yea he is not real sorry

[5lakes96]

@pie830 Sorry. You're WRONG.

[pie830]

@5lakes96 sorry that you are oblivious

[cade1person]

sorry but santa is not real

[markmontgomert]

@cade1person im 11 and i know he is not real but why would u say that? evrey kid that belived in santa claus is probley crushed because u told them that santa is not real. u probley runied a LOT of kids lifes.

[hobo12381]

@markmontgomert ive known since i was five

[xMissMeganWalkerx]

why is this video made in october

[POPstar4u2]

seriously? its so simple JUST BE A GOOOD PERSON IN LIFE ITS NOT THAT DIFFICULT 

[RIFGuitar]

is this for real? WTF!!

[megelzz]

I think they should have used some 8 year old, instead of a grown woman for this...

[erick0328]

Next time on howcast: how to get the most money out of the tooth fairy

[lilgaialover]

step 1: bribe santa, attach a $10 dollar bill to your letter to him.with a small side note saying that you were good.....worked for me.

by the way: santa was invented by coke,the company invented him

[LosAwesome96]

Howcast is so fucked xD

[RaymondLovesFire]

howcast is bored

[1233supernina]

hahaha threw a rock at billy lmao

[tailsdollfan13]

Implying santa exists

[dungeono]

great now you can teach us how to open a goddanm door

[b0b0holic]

it's past Chistmas .... *sadness face

[Tressco]

@AnimalsAttackWhenYou

I'm with Disillusion Department, Corporate Myth-Critter Busters, satire section.

Furthermore, I'm also sorry to inform you that you had your 12th birthday 14 years ago, according to your profile...hope, this won't double-shock your progamed, gentle soul...enjoy the matrix if that's enough for you...

[trishasan]

sneaking cookies is bad?! o_O

[shepboy8]

he isnt real

[sara77881]

@shepboy8 HES VERY REAL

[MrCarl807]

Step 1: Hijack Santa's list

Step 2: Change your name to the good list

All done

[kabuto1005443]

This is fuking stupid

[JustJoNiI3acK]

Howcast... Seriously ?! I mean ... Really...Seriously ?! really..?REALLY? Seriously ?! Santas fucking GoodList can suck my cock ! Fuck Santa , this old pedophile whos watching children all night, weird fucktard.

[AlexaLuvs]

he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake

i didnt realize edward cullen was santa

[PepsiArtMcoy2349]

@Tressco stop being gay

[r3bol]

There is something creepy about grownups acting like children.

[erietigers91]

f-f-f-fail!

[Sesumii]

How to get on Pedo bears lap.

[usiruk]

I am only giving a thumbs up for the girl.

[DevilishTricks]

*hyperventilates* Santa, he's.... He's..... MICHEAL JACKSON!

Please note this comment is meant to be read as a joke. Please don't take it seriously. These aren't my actual views just something I came up with from media speculation

[TheHolidaygirl25]

@Tressco that is not true i have a doll  under the tree last year!!!you will be on he naughty list!!!!!

@Tressco LOL!!!