Perfume Buffoonery!

[music15melissa]

Pause at 1:35 LMAO

[shmlsluni]

It seems to me that u made the right choice in the first place cuz the french guy seems to be trying just a little too hard to try and sell u something...u know

[retrotulip]

i dont trust that french guy. why is he there stalking ppl harassing them checking what they bought and acting like this is the street. ur in a mall damn it. i dont buy that crap. it might be fake perfume. stick to what u know is the real thing.

[glowbluestah]

the girl with the chicana lol:D

[lexiluvsxtina15]

go with the french dude, he obviously was right. girls want what they want...

[lexiluvsxtina15]

lol, im an innocent black woman.

[CaliforniaLust]

"expired perfume" is an excuse she thought of and she was dumb as shit.

[ailenlover]

Take the girls I don't think she is lying.  Love ya

[verycherry231]

Luv u Danny ur to funni

[MsKeepIt4Real]

LOL I luv u xD

I say go wit the girl she sounds more honest

[EMOTIKGEEKAHZOID]

hahaha HEAVEN-BUTT-ASS-FLOWER-LOVE omg

[IFOUNDADEADBODY]

U Shuld listen to listen to da guy that would giv u sumtin fo free

[aakv100]

It smelled like fucken heaven, buttass, flower love.

[scarves4evanoregano]

Perfume expires?

[missXmarie0990]

@scarves4evanoregano yeah when it gets old it starts to smell funny/different and can stain your clothes if you spray it on them...

[TheJayDiem]

Was that "Ahhh" from a Danity Kane song? Sounds just like it!

[emarieenjd]

i never return anything either...i probably would have bought the one he was selling too for wen i ran out..shoot for that price..lol

[madisonschexnayder]

Okay, I honestly didn't know perfume could expire..

[hockeybabexxx]

@madisonschexnayder lol righht...

[transform3rale]

LMFAOOOO OMG

[DexterHaven49]

Lesson. This is why it's good to explore options and do research before you buy something, not after.

[SumCamGuity]

lmao he said his an innocent black woman! crying!

[XsunshineXmonsterX]

Oooo gurl you comin hard lmao 

[TheMeYouSee14]

well, I would have totally went back and saved myself like 50 bucks! I'm surprised you didn't. I seriously think they were the exact same perfume.... does perfume even expire?

[missmadelyn23]

versace bright crystal is the best ! :D

[pxmarielx]

You made a good choice. The guy sounds sketchy. Besides, you get what you pay for. The $50 one coulda been cheap ass shit just poured into a fancy shmancy bottle.

[TheLovingandliving]

the lady

[AuditoreAmore]

The bottles usually sold at the other stores are ones that don't sell at the larger chain stores. They just buy them at a discount, so I'd trust Maria Lupe Concepcion Guzman and keep the one from Macy's

[angel42292]

is it sad that I know what song u got that from when you sniffed the perfume? lol STRIPTEASE-- DANITY KANE. lol

[TheeNatalieTee]

Did anyone else notice@Abaebae77 comment? LMFAO. Just a guess but ur white? :)

[AuditoreAmore]

@TheeNatalieTee LMFAO 

[Abaebae77]

@TheeNatalieTee yes



[TheBeatFix]

"I'm just an innocent black woman, minding my own business, very successful, just got paid..."

[sims2sims2345]

I love you so much.

[Abaebae77]

believe marasa! French guy seems sketch

[2kewlness1]

Lmfaooooo I love French fries lmfao

[lollypopy8]

French Fries are from Belgium..... 

[XxWiCKEdDiiPSZxX]

lol perfumes don't expire ;) I live in the same part of town u do n I know what mall ur talking about n I bought perfume from that store bfore n perfumes dnt expire so u shuld take it back

[DDprincessa]

does perfume expire?????? cause ive had perfumes for years and years and years...

[FashionistoCameron]

lol innocent black woman! lol and believe the Macy's woman, like was he at some random cart?

[xxChynaxx]

trust the chicana

[TheLaKitKat]

relevant unrlevantness is awesome.

[xmoonXcricketx]

If it smells the same, get the cheaper. One thing you should know though. Those guys that sell it for REALLY cheap are usually not selling the real thing, but a counterfeit. It all depends on if you want the true blue thing. But if you are more about the smell than the name, go with cheaper. You can then get two awesome perfumes. :D

[DuckDuckGoose89]

oohh ahhh lol

[akpokemon]

How do you think salespeople are going to get money if they don't lie and make things sound better than they really are?

[britnysmiles]

I would honestly keep the one you bought because it's better to have the best and you liked it........ or smell the one the guy is selling to make sure it's even the right one :)

[VictoriaAshley04]

i dont return things either lol but i think id believe the man and try out his perfumes and if they didnt seem to last or seemed like they expired then i wouldnt buy perfume from him again!

[MsSMSgirl]

he was problably selling a seacret knockoff!! lol.

[StephanieKateR9]

You seriously make my days better.

You.are.adorable.

:)

[diva4eva013]

They actually don't have french fries in France....

[MsSMSgirl]

@diva4eva013 i thought americans had agreed to call them Freedom Fries :) lol

[diva4eva013]

@MsSMSgirl We did?!O: Sorry, I missed the last Americans meeting...

[MsSMSgirl]

@diva4eva013 lol :)

[jb44421]

Lol, a distraught mess.

[stina933709337]

why are you soo adorable!!

[MakaylaBoo24]

It smelt like heaven butt ass flower love.(: i love you Danny!(:

[Slimshady3minem]

your fucking gorgeous, it doesnt matter

[JazzJustShutUp]

HOLD UP NOW. I like french fries bitch and I love your accent but this is too good to be true ;D

[ItsSalemK]

I'm an innocent black woman hahahah LOL

[YaniiMarieMusic]

Heaven butt-ass flower love xD

[KillaSmilez22]

if they charge more then that means its better 

[monirush18]

the french man is lying :)

[stefvos2010]

Perfume expires??

[SingsBrandon]

@stefvos2010 Haha yeah it does , surprisingly . I asked my mom & she says it does within like 3-4 years .. I never knew it does .. It doesn't really "expire" .. It just looses its scent after 3-4 years .. I don't think you'll get any rare skin condition or bleaching on your clothes if you use expired perfume though ..

[arroyocorina81]

shooot i wuduve juss stoll both of them pshh

[Brooke4u2]

Yeah I wouldn't trust the French man.

[cr211587]

Smell the french guy's perfume and see if it smells the same or not.

[NNNovaTV]

Trust me from experience. Trust the lady. Not the frenchman

[TiiffaniiNiicole]

If it seems too good to be true it is. Go with the legit girl in Macy's. Frenchie is probably selling knock offs.

[lildevilxxangel]

LOL!

[ProNessNoob456]

If You Have Enough Money and Already Bought It Then .... I Guess Keep It Then Next TIme If You Still Like And HAve More Money Buy the other one > BTW Love you and your randomness'

[savannahmary]

Danny, I sincerely wish we could be best friends.

[goinggorillas]

@savannahmary

- lols, i wanna be his bff to !

[savannahmary]

@goinggorillas Okay! If he's ever my BFF, I'm totally cool with him being your BFF too!

[goinggorillas]

@savannahmary

haha lols, i have a friend that is totally like him(:

[savannahmary]

@goinggorillas Really? You're lucky then! :)

[goinggorillas]

@savannahmary

lol thx

[tl11rj7x]

@goinggorillas aww lucky were can I get one? lol

[goinggorillas]

@tl11rj7x

lol, happy fashion? lol, idk. go to the mall and u'll probably find lots there.

[tl11rj7x]

@goinggorillas no lol I want a BFF just like danny and u said u have one, ao I think your lucky. Were can I get a friend like that XD

[goinggorillas]

@tl11rj7x

lols, DANNY is one of a kind :) sorry.

[stephluxe]

Buy both!! Duh. :/

[ticklemetyler3392]

you are seriously so fucking funny Danny.

[mongiemimi]

i would just get a refund for the perfume and go buy it someplace else..

[mzSUZIBABY]

lol! i wanna be his friend....ure tooo cool

[503chubbycakez]

I'm An Innocent Black Woman, Minding My Own Business, Very Successful, Just Got Payed. ... Or Do I Believe My Razaa ?!

[VivaConquerer]

Hahaha,"I'll TAKE it." Hahaha,dude,I think we talk the same when telling our stories.

YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!! XD LOVE YOU!

[ladykreeps21]

HAAH YUH SHOULD HAVE JUST EXCEPTED IT FROM YUHR RAZA FUK IT ITS ALTLEAST SOME MUTHA FUKEN GOOD PRERFUM

[sKUNKSmCgEE]

have a yard sale lol

[Mrsheadbangers]

I have the same perfume !!! Great taste Danny your such a skewt kid !!!!

[xitsxnanax]

im an inncocent black woman minding my own business. bahhahahhahaa oohh Danny .

[Sueelovee]

well was the french guy hot ?

[reginascool]

versace (the "small" ones) are $50-67 in sephora online .

Either you really got ripped off or you actually got the big one (thats what she said) which was $88 .

[WVSCProductions]

Perfume doesn't expire.

[thevalleylive]

i do the exact same thing, i find clothes from months ago with the price tag still on.

[Bimboesque]

If it's some guy on the side of the road it's expired trust me!! It's burnt!

[SerialSlutta]

Sweety order it online! save your sanity

[Elis60660]

perfume expires?

[kittylovesyou1000]

@Elis60660 mhm. yep. :))

[kisskels]

What perfume was it Danny? I want to smell it now!! lol

[MrsJasper1]

I almost didn't watch the ad but then I heard Morgan Freeman's voice

[xkyousukex]

Ok, you just bought the shit. Stick with it, whining for bar purchases is just pointless, money is money, and you have the thing you just wanted.

[maiteevee]

i swear i cried from laughing after hearing

"I'm an innocent black woman" hahahaha!!

[SimplyShihTzu]

Ok--maybe the French guy is selling a knock off. And why did girl tell you Frenchie sold expired perfume. I was not aware perfume an expiration date; if it does i have never seen it on the bottle...hmmm :) but this was such a fun video to watch!!!!!!

[ProudChapina]

Believe Macy's, I own that perfume and it was $100 so I know ole freach dude is doing so shady mess lol

[letmepickmyownname1]

butt flower love jaajaja what

[ShiiMarCee]

i worked with perfumes before.. eua de parfum is the good shit .(macys lol) .ask oil percentages if they dnt know its bs!

[SeptemberSamurai]

Danny, hunty you should have gone and looked at what the french dude was selling. He wasn't lying, I have been to many of those stores and got some good shit!! Those types of shops do sell discontinued fragrances also though. Cause if it were me, I woulda walked my ass over to his shop, bought his stuff and returned the perfume to Macy's and had a lil extra cash in my pocket!! Love you by the way, you can always make me laugh with your adorable self!

[FaustoWriter]

Stay with Macy's Honey, Just keep it, when it comes to perfume is better the stores like macys or jcpenney kind of stores

[Ohmyybarbie]

The guy's perfume was a knock off ! Stick with Macy's ;]

[TheAbstractHaven]

perfume doesn't expire that girl doesn't know what she was talking about.....

[MrGeorgePortillo]

GIIIRRRLLLL!!!! get the $50. one whatever.. they gonna smell the same, i bought a fake CK one ones, and it was IDENTICAL to the original...... i payed 20$ for it XD

[leylou23]

"and i was like oh my god what the fuck is going on jesus?"

[AlexCombatti1]

Lol im an innocent black woman!! I died!

[mansstude]

@AlexCombatti1 that part made my day LMAO

[BinkyBonkaCubana94]

lmao he said he an innocent black women lmao i love danny

[MrBluethesky]

Foo relax ! I ccould care less about that shit lol.... I got more expensive shit then $100 hundred lmfag ... But if you dont like it give it to someone who can't buy it hahaha your lame mess

[ShantiSyndrome]

Since I'm an innocent black woman, I would have taken my ass to the store that sold me some over priced perfume, and be like UHM RETURN PLEASE. I could be using that extra 45 bucks for something else. Maybe it's just me. I'm not one to buy perfumes. Only thing I buy is the cute little body sprays at VS. But yeahhhh...French man, save me some monaaayy.

[jefe254]

DUDE I WORK AT A PERFUME STORE THERE NOT FUCKING EXPIRED!!!!!!!!!!!! PERFUME STORES HAVE MORE VARIETY!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS STUPID!!!!! I'VE BEEN SELLING PERFUME FOR 3 YEARS THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I STARTED WORKING THERE TOO!!!!! AND BRIGHT CRYSTAL IS ONE OF MY FAVES!!!!!!! SO YOU PICKED GOOD BUT YOU CAN TELL THAT CHICANA SHES STUPID OKAY THANKS THATS ALL =)

[lonoauroa]

Sometimes the cheaper perfume could be knock offs. Trust I know!they smell just like real brand but when u have it on for a while it fades. I'd buy the more expensive brands cause they last longer.

[adeeve]

Thank you for not believing in returns... Asians sure do...(I work retail)

[MalakZechariah]

Danny, I looooove you :) you make me want to move to Cali. We could be bgf's :)

[Chuntarrrito]

Did you do something to your eyebrows? Looks like you did some modification there, I like it.c;

[PresentingTheCinema]

Wait he said Black Woman? I thought he was white... and male.

[masterOFlyricscousin]

Believe the girrl with the chicana (: The dude with the 'sexy' french accent souunds like a hustler. LMFAO.

[SpiderMikeReborn]

Fail. You feel me, Chris 2.0.

[h00dtween]

You're my favorite black woman

[Alexneon14]

hold up! hold up now! i like frenchs fries bitch and i love your accent but this is to good to be true! oooh XD

[JayeBellzSantiago]

lmmaaoooo iiii llooovveee yyoouuu daaaannnyyyy hehe you innocent black woman

[User1status]

Did he just say black woman???? ummm

[OMGmarielle]

danny's french accent ha ha " waaaat did yoooou buuuy OH YES."

[gabs1028]

the french guy prob has a knock off

[chatterbox562]

French man

[CeeeJaeee]

nvm you already bought the perfume and the other guy was probably trying to ripp you off -

[CheEpoOxx]

danny I would love to have a familiar like you and also be high with you.....id do stuff to you...im straigth bust just in case you come to puertorico;)

[milandliz022]

Expired perfume may smell good right outta the bottle but after just a little while after breaking the seal it starts to smell like alcohol. Fact!!!

[AwkwardKayla]

Well, in honor of me taking French 1 this year, I must say go with the sexy inviting french accent next time you buy the perfume! :)

[marylouR815]

La Raza! lol

[Hannah29299]

RETURN THE 90 DOLLAR PREFUME!!

[5dvyn5]

You are a very innocent black woman indeed!!! lol

[Ladygaga293]

Mexicans r a rip off theylll sell u soothing for a dollar when they only paid a quarter

[thickchoco]

I would be go with the $50 man lol. Cant pass up a deal if it still smells like the same thing...and I never knew perfume could be expired aha

[kurtisraimusic]

@thickchoco The best one to go with is the more expensive one, because for all we know the $50 could be fake.

[thickchoco]

@kurtisraimusic That is true, people in the mall are known for that

[michaelfreakinlima16]

Yep i work in fragrance at macys in VG and they do sell them cheaper because they our old ones that we give back to the company if we didnt sell them all year. so dont believe accents!! hahahahaha

[Spiceywolf]

Yes, Perfume does expire and it smells nasty! Anyway, if its to good to be true, it usually is. XD There is a reason why he's selling them for such a cheap price and its probably not a good reason!

[MONTYOSORIO]

Perfume 100% does expire!!... The ones with more natural ingredients/oils are at there prime for up to 5 years some only 2, Some of these scents come from- Chanel, Creed, Guerlain, and Dior... The perfumes with more Synthetic ingredients last way longer... and the discount perfume stores buy there stock a year to a few months before they expire... They buy it cheap and sale it cheap.....

[SpeedyGonStacker]

Perfume does expire you shitheads. It has a sell by date and everything, that's when they NEED to take it off the shelf. Dumbfucks -.-'

[brentboy81]

perfume doesn't expire girl

[rodriguez140]

chicana power wooh!!

[MrsCrazyForPink]

lmao i'm an innocent black woman

[ShaneDawsonandme2]

Gawd this boy is beautiful. why cant there be guys like him in my city? smh. forever alone. love u danny! <3

[dat1ndnguy]

Perfume aint some damn MEAT! I still have some gucci I got when I was 18 and its just as good as the day I bought it....lol. I've seen many many MANY perfumes and colognes aint NONE of them had an "expiration date" on them...lol

[SassyBabyCupcake]

I'm thinking the reason his is $40 less than Macy's might be because something is wrong with his product lol Maybe he's just hustlin..who knows...he might have the bootleg, watered down perfume *shrugs*

[iluvcookies405]

LMAO.!! purfume doesnt expire...! WTF.?

[dat1ndnguy]

@iluvcookies405

thats what I was thinking too, cuz I have I have gucci from when I was 18 and i'm 30 now. it smells just as good and fresh as the day I bought it.

[cruz4144]

Bursted out laughinq when u saidd "im an innocent black women" lmao

[tidecele]

95 is good, u did good. The perfume is worth it, u better enjoy it. The lady helped u out, its not fair of frenchy to try a steal her sale.

[IbarakiStyle]

Actually the guy from the perfume store was probably not lying. Perfume costs less than a dollar to manufacture and it gets marked up on the way to the shelf. What you are paying for in the total price is the cost of advertising mostly and the cost of the rent of the store itself. Usually stores like Perfumania and places like that just get their supply from more direct channels so that they can price lower than competitors. I highly doubt the perfume was expired.

[NavB00]

OMG are STUPID RETARDED FUCKTARDED PEOPLE still talking about sexual orientations in 2011? When will this BUFFONNERY STOP???? GROW THE fuck up JESUS.

[TheAssesKicker]

@NavB00 It's not as simple as you think it is. Some people get killed for being LGBTQ.

[kornfreak6968]

Danny, BABE, you are freakin GORGEOUS!!!!

[23ecarmen]

I love your french accent that turns to an asian accent at the end jaja your awesome <3

[k612j]

If it was the same kind of perfume I would go with the French guy. Expired perfume?? Hmm. Never heard of that.

[CHURCHiLLxx]

LOL I love this guy he's awesome