Black Jesus: Thugs for the Lord

[vanburg]

rofl.



[Thankyou3403]

no homo. Well maybe a lil homo, but he has the sexiest lips.

[mahigato]

this is funny as shit. lol

[MrCheater0]

he needs to talk to the boondocks saints

[THEYOUNGCASH12]

neva new jesus had a tatto lol

[UpperDeckFan29]

H8 ppl tht make fun of jesus

[vaguelyreality]

@UpperDeckFan29 wow loser they ain't making fun if you need to know Jesus was black

[HHTmagish]

@vaguelyreality TO expand on ur response... never mind the profanity but there is actually a message in the humour... Stop killing each other, go bust the devils ass.. @Upperdeckfan29 open ur mind my nigga!

[ThexKingxAKAxEliTe]

@UpperDeckFan29 LOL Poor Tombstone

[rob61091]

My favorite part is when he said nigga

[madknightjr]

@alwerty1 since when was Jesus in Egypt

[Ryukikon]

@madknightjr

Jesus could've easily been in Egypt and India.

[fir701]

my nigga count dat shit

[notbendable]

this is funny

[Nopartyforme82]

Somehow I doubt Jesus was a low life negro, thats the stupidest thing I have ever heard. What was a lone black doing wandering the middle east and southeastern Europe 2000 years ago? What a joke.

[alwerty1]

@Nopartyforme82 you dummy read your bible or do some research. hebrews came from africa then migrated to canaan aka israel..meaning they were black..the people inhabiting the area at the time aka khazars didn't pick of the hebrew customs until after the birth of jesus.

[Nopartyforme82]

@alwerty1

LOL

I think if you want to see a "dummy" you need to look in the mirror. The ignorance is gleaming from your bulging black eyes.

You have no history and you can't steal ours or anyone elses no matter how hard you try. The Israelis were never black, ever. In fact that have no history at all thats even associated with blacks. Being in "Africa" which is no more than a modern day imaginay border doesn't mean shit, that doesn't magically make you black. The Egyptians aren't black.

[alwerty1]

@Nopartyforme82 wow ..so i take it egyptians are of european descent right? although the country is located in Northern Africa somehow they arent considered african. go back to school kid. Get your shit together.

[sjraiders50]

@Nopartyforme82 what do you mean 'our' history? the egyptians might not have been black (though there was a period with black pharaohs) but they certainly weren't white either

[Ryukikon]

@sjraiders50

The Language of Egypt is in Root structure actually very African. When you look at other North African states that where invaded and colonized or settled. The Root language structure is actually not African you can trace it back to the Middle east, Europe, etc. Egyptians mixed, but black people mix now. It is clear they thought themselves better than everyone. Now their was a period where foreign blacks ruled, just like periods of foreign whites.

[PuppyXz]

@Nopartyforme82 Typical American white trailer trash, how typical.

[Ryukikon]

@Nopartyforme82

A Semitic is a person of Afro- Asiatic background. Why because of the migration pattern. THis is well established. Also Israelites being white is an imaginative stretch. Man of the Jewish ranks swelled with foreigners and they married and adopted foreign cultures. So they mixed themselves. Also, the strongest genetic patterns for Israelite or Jewish(if we go that Far) is in Black people in North Africa. Far stronger on average than European decent white counter parts.

[devonlloyd]

@Nopartyforme82 you are real simple. how many white pple were on this continent 500 years ago....

[PahiranVsKevin]

looks like obie trice

[NiyreAKAOHBOI]

Black Jesus do you moonlight for bangbros. I swear I heard your voice videotapin'

[rob0tsnsk8boards]

That laugh at the end of all the vids are really annoying, and loud for no reason.

[rob0tsnsk8boards]

I like how the camera pans over and zooms in to his face when he starts exposing secrets.

[jagball22]

secret jesus - watch video at jagball22

[ethusiasm]

yo, what up, jesus? lol

[FemmeNevrotique]

I do not go well with bitch-niggas, mah nigga.

[get1modernwarfare2]

}{-D

[haymarketmassacre]

Most the Jesus's are Spanish.  There are five I know personally. They sure like to do lawn work.

[braziliandrummer1]

my nigga x 1000000 = this video xD

[DasHinchen]

"we gonna bust the devil's ass."

[rattler701]

Bahaha Black Jesus quoting Ice Cube FTW

[ssnakepitt9631]

you jus shot some niggas last week my nigga.. u aint think nobody seen that....lmfao this shyt is fukkin funny as fukk

[floeticdeath]

"I was talking Pac yesterday, and he told me there's a bunch of bitch ass niggas in the game, my nigga"

[lilraythegreat]

"you just shot some niggas last week you ain't think no one seen that shit i saw that shit .... smashed off in tha low rider come'n off feeling about 10 pounds lighter lol

[CannaConsumer]

ahahahahahahahaha automatic subtitles

[naneux]

I always love how he gets pissed at the car in the beginning!

[codyschuyler]

nigganigganigga rofl

[Flippinpinoy09]

Jews stab me in my back my nigga.

[Mrlatereg]

@Flippinpinoy09 Judas

[fccoper]

0:15...its a good picture

[enrrique273]

pause at :10 secs. wouldnt that make the best T-shirt?

[alwerty1]

@enrrique273 the cigarettes the icing on the cake lol

[onion1728]

yea...we need to do a drive by on that bitch judas crib, my niqqa

[BlueNile123]

hilarious..that's all that matters

[Hrko1992]

LOL

[jjason55740]

Thank you Jesus for dieing for my sins !

[freetobejbp]

I love how black people think saying Jesus was not white upsets white people. You idiots white people laugh their ass off when blacks say that of course Jesus was not white he was from Nazareth you jackass!

[asianmcmasian]

@freetobejbp the irony is that you just accused black people of an equally stupid hive-mind belief.

[freetobejbp]

@asianmcmasian Monkey see monkey do!

[cowardattack]

@freetobejbp This is comedy and definately funny, If Black people wanted to piss off white people we'd put video cameras in the family reunion bathrooms.

[freetobejbp]

@cowardattack Family reunion bathrooms? After you all been eating all that fried chicken pinto beans and collard greens! Shit only person that mess will piss off is Jose the janitor. You will need black Jesus to perform a miracle to unstop those toilets!

[cowardattack]

@freetobejbp Isn't there a bleach blonde somewhere that demands a wedding ring out of you. Don't worry I'll get it back when I sell her my products.

[zangetsublack92]

World needs more black Jesus!

[Xmoto16]

Thugs for the Lord my nigga

[mroli]

felicia keys

[MrAlways562]

Haha damn love it!

[Stimchi]

I was on the cross fuckin with a bitch nigga.LMAO

[twiztidlestat]

MAKE SOME NEW BLACK JESUS

[Akay4dee7]

You can't be Jesus because I'm Jesus. And Batman.... I Win...

[Sweeno14]

@Akay4dee7 Im Jesus,And Chuck Norris.... I Win

[mrcriplr]

More Black Jesus!!! It's that daily shot of truth!!!

[twixxavell]

hahahahahaha jesus was smokin a cigerette and talkin bout he just got out the county for fuckin wit u niggas!!! lmmfao

[StealOnU]

HHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[ImTrevorandImAwesome]

them two is the most boring niggas ever, just be sittin there doin nuthin

[onemadmod]

@ImTrevorandImAwesome Of course they're doing something, they're vegetating.lol

[PropellerBusted]

@ImTrevorandImAwesome That's the point. Jesus is there trying to get the word out and they're ignoring him.

[Rob8036]

66,666 viewslol

[youngfreezy328]

wow

[ZacsChanel]

mah nigah mah nigah mah nigah mah nigah mah nigah

[lkd85]

Jesus in the county?

[braveelevator]

anybody know the name of the song playing in the intro?

[AgrivatedKillah]

But aren't middle eastern people of african decent?

[icefever87]

yes they are

[seansalvador1]

and so are you...

[brochze1]

Jesus was a Galilean Jew. It is typical human nature to stir up controversy, but it is a known fact and not a speculation that Jesus Christ our savior is not black of African descent, but of Semitic descent. Middle Eastern dark skinned.

[ReyLoo]

It is also excepted as fact that all human kind came from the geographic location we call AFRICA...even the Semetic ethnicities.

[PropellerBusted]

@brochze1 Our savior? Speak for yourself.

[badboi0717]

You just shot some niggas last week.

[jrob2340]

BOSS

[SuperKumas]

the best

[native92001]

he look like obie trice.

[acryster]

the most awesome people i never meet!!!

[mikemandood]

ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.....i shot some niggas in a low rida last week to

[AllSidesThrowedUp]

@ 0:18 He Kinda Look Like 3000

[inbetweenthemirror]

yea i know right!?? I think he's a strange mix between 3000 and Shaq.

[ASKIAOTA]

@inbetweenthemirror and mica fifer

[sheemarocka]

@inbetweenthemirror Its crazy because i was thinking the same thing

[PropellerBusted]

@AllSidesThrowedUp I thought he was 3000 the first time I saw him.

[doapopraws]

genius shyit

[gorillafanreg]

this shit is soo funny n ppl stop hatin on this its comedy.. damn just laugh

[Mrlatereg]

"need to go out and bust the devil's ass, we need to quit killin each other my nigga"

these black jesus speak on real shit, with comedy

[skyblue45678]

lmao. this shit is funny to me bcuz NIGGAS REALLY talk like this!!! lmao!!

[GrandStyles]

You just shot some nigga's last week my nigga...

You think no one saw you... I saw you

lmfaooo

[AGRACUTA]

i pray to black jesus

[stylemasterrr]

"i was on the cross for idk how long fuckin with a bitch ass nigga"

heeeeelllll naw.

[sbell809]

smashed off in the low rider, feelin about ten pounds lighter

[andyandyband]

why do you want to see jesus so much?..

[ERICinCOLOUR]

LOL

[blaziin2012]

stupid fuckin niggers

[HoodRealLilWeezy]

@blaziin2012

go suck a dick you faggot

[DaLilSyko]

stupid fuckin smut

[Thashining]

You are an idiot

[ojAndroid]

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[gothstar14]

god this is fucking pathetic. Have you people read your own bible? According to the storybook(bible) Jesus was from Israel. Therefore he is middle-eastern. Not black,not white,not anything else but middle-eastern. Learn your shit first and maybe 2/3 of the world wouldn't hate you.

[ahmadj345]

It's comedy.. it's not supposed to be historically accurate

[GeminiTeeVee]

learn 2 laugh dude

[purplepanther64]

And Jesus for sure wasn't from Compton. This is just a joke. Laugh at it, don't hate on it.

[inbetweenthemirror]

@gothstar14... haha pretty sure 2/3 of the world hates you. just sayin'.

[darkservantofheaven]

thats coolio, this shit is fuckin hilariouse

[montecarlomayne]

lolololol reminds me of Good Times' black jesus

[weedsmokeghost]

jesus is my homie.

uno!

[hater2934]

praise jesus

[lucher15]

he da best :D

[bettercall2]

LOL!!!!

[tatiethezombie]

XD this shit is the best hahahaha

[polarBEAR819]

NOT funny

[Dragonmyth69]

"Wasn't me."

"Tell that shit to the PoPo, my nigga. I know the bizness, my nigga."

LMFAO

[Onehandman20034]

that s why GOD does the judging........ so why are you

[mankyller]

"I was on that cross for I don't know how long, my nigga, fuckin' wit a BITCH NIGGA."

LOL, this series is quality.

[cleveland23jones]

wow fantashia! no time for jokes huh? it never is when its about jesus huh? and only you can judge people huh? yup thats wat god wants!!!! for fantashia to judge people! because your better than every other person even a gay huh! your awesome

stupid!

[JONp170]

AMEN!!!

[LegendOfTheEpic]

Hi, how are you? My name is Satan, what's your name? I approve this video. Anyway, listen, I'll be seeing you in a few years. You ever been with a man before? And by man, I mean Satan. And by Satan I mean a big, brawny red man with a crimson dick. Okay, see you soon.

[Wilmrbadguy]

2 damn funny

[notbendable]

we go out and bust the devil's ass, my nigga

[marcthemartyr]

Jesus is a G!! Ya'll better recognize.

[jedadiahhh]

i could watch this shit all day lmao somebody gotta pic this show up funniest nigga on the net

[artisticlatino07]

You know those shirts saying "Jesus is my homeboy"? We need ones saying "Jesus is my nigga".

[artisticlatino07]

They did play Jesus bad tho. Peter was like "Yo nigga, I dont care, I got yo back my nigga" and then was like "I swear to God I dont know that nigga!".

[Mileaminutetp]

Mane.... Nicca... YOu aint think nobdoy scene..... You. ! Mane. I hope yall get some money to put this On my tv ery DAY! I Will TIVO THIS! Yall finna get me evicted cause Im rentin and I cant be that loud but I can laugh out loaud... LOL

[screwyou123100]

damn niggers so fucking stupid making fun of jesus

[DrBold241]

really? when i think stupid i think of hypocritical bigot christians.

oh wait.... you're a prime example of that.

see you in hell douchebag.

[WiiLoZ]

damn racists so fucking stupid making fun of black people

Chill, man, it's a joke.

And besides, Jesus was a Middle Eastern.

He was probably like mocha colored. If not, pretty dark. The church established the light skin myth during times being pale or white was considered more pure.

[4ThaLuvTube]

the Question is, whut iz the origin of the MiddLe East.

[TrueMime]

LMFAO

[WiiLoZ]

Humanity originated in Africa. So, Africa.

I don't even know what point you're trying to make.

[4ThaLuvTube]

You jes' made it for me. -P.e.a.c.e. -

[patriotfront]

Jesus did get played by some bitch ass hoes. Them Roman & Hebrew niggas did him wrong you know what I'm sayin?

[blaxomega]

I'm ridin

[CrazyDudex24]

Black Jesus Is the Shet mahh Nigga

Thugs for the Lord mahhhhh nigga We going out to bust the Devils Ass mahh Nigga

[sofakingwat2]

You need a cable show pronto.

[lsmith1981]

Comedy Central.......Thats who I see!

[gmbrenzo]

REAL REAL REAL

keep that up black jesus

[biigzen]

I was up on that cross for I dont know how long LOL

[deenmon]

Putting the bite back into the word of Jesus, AWESOME! Kick those moneychangers out of the temple!!! Go Black Jesus!

[rihannafentyfan4life]

HE IS HILARIOUS.

[duhjuce]

...feelin about 10 pounds liter...dumpin' yall z a mess

[MenciaLova]

" you just shot some iggas last week."

You didnt think I saw that, I saw that. LOL

[seanscleveland]

"you just shot some niggas last week"

[TheAthenius]

Funny.

[senojoy12473]

tell that shit to the po-po. i know the business my nigga.

[VictorianoDel601]

some hella funny shit right here!!

[aaron81190]

yall need to come wit more videos. yall funny as fuck

[franklinjonesii]

This is some funny shit, BUT IT IS TOO TRUE! We run around and don't pay attention to what's really going on. Out trying to get as much as we can from wherever we can, and when we get in trouble, call on Jesus to save us. If it take Black Jesus for some to realize, so be it. Stay up brothers!

[44soulJa305]

true dat..but most peep take this parody as a joke but bruh tryin to shoot that knowledge on the side in a format where folk wont say he tryin 2 preach..at least thats my 2 cent

[jugghayd]

Uuuuh, and now I'm not laughing anymore.

[YoungJuJu3636]

wen my nigga gonna cum out wit sum other shit dat nigga funny

[ConanDLibrarian]

the one in the white tee has some lady eyelashes

[ChibiNawfside119]

Them niggas always look high than bitch on these videos...funny ass shit though for real. Yall boys wreccin...

[cleoncleoncleon]

word is bond

[Kodalo]

Black Jesus:

It's your world, we just live in it. Thanks for the hooks. Happy 4/20. Stay blunted.

[ignasty1979]

I'm Mex-American and Cathloic and i find this shit funny as hell!!! I'm sure God/Jesus have a sence of humor ppl! Preach on Black Jesus LOL ^_^

[monethamlett]

this is sooooooo stupid....... that its funny.

[Mhoohing36]

LOL.. this is jokes

[314goodguy]

why do people take this so seriously...lighten up people....and the ones who take it like thats most likely are white.

[shawtyfour11]

I feel you. This is urban comedy. If you get you get it, if you don't you don't. That doesn't mean you have to be a bitchass about it. Go find some shit that makes you laugh.

[comeasyouare1989]

like the bible

[Egalicia723]

that was funny!

[demstar]

great video, thanks for posting

Not in the least bit clever. This guy sounds like a total idiot. He seems completely incapable of uttering more than 5 words without using the word nigga. Is he trying to be edgy by dressing up