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  • Credit for that guy for not cracking up when she first said it, he's got a stronger will than me

  • I think Emily was trying to say something...i think her pussy is in fact haunted, that is why she repeated it for no reason

  • Frankie!!!! You cheeky bastard.

  • That joke was hilarious, and I'm not anti-establishment or whatever. He's a comedian, therefore it was a joke. Chill the fuck out topical news programme hosts.

  • ...delivery was all wrong

  • What I love is how deadpan she is when saying that.

  • News shows need to stop making first page headlines about stuff like this. Frankie Boyle is paid to do this. If the public didn't like it, they wouldn't watch it.

  • lol

  • aw. cute. the dumb bitch cant take a joke.

  • I'm quite sure that the Queen would not say that, just like the section said, "things the queen would not say on a christmas special."

    Simply put, she has no point. It is after the watershed, it should not offend anyone, but a stupid prude.

  • LMFAO.......if I was that bbc representative...i woulda lost my job, balls out laughing

  • The British are such fucking prudes. And what's up with the ancient "Monarch" bullshit? Get with the times already!

  • @austinguy23

    LOL, Americans are far more prudish than English people. It isn't even close. Look at how upset you were during that advertising marathon you call 'SuperBowl'.

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  • What fucking year are we in where it's less acceptable to insult the sovereign than anybody else??

  • awwww look at the poor little kid that knows what stupid means. isn't it cute how he can't think of something better to say...

    NOT

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  • Emily Maitlis...hate that woman a stuck up boring horseface.

  • @stormypetrel She's married to a banker as well so best believe she takes it up the arse.

  • Holy crap this made me laugh so hard! Amazing joke!

  • I love how Frankie in the end just said "Fuck It" and left MTW, if she thinks that's bad, read his book My shit life so far, 4 pages in and he calls all his readers cunts

  • he was trying so hard not to laugh

  • @paulbefc "girls can't do banter" "man the fuck up". If you are the kind of person who I should have "banter" with or "man up" to your level, I don't want to be a part of it. You are clearly a fucking typical piece of trash who has ignorant opinions based on irrational hate.

  • No harm to anyone, but I don't know how that guy didn't burst out laughing. This woman had an ajenda, and/or tissue paper feelings, and ONLY because it was a man, (Frankie Boyle), who coined the adlib, she was getting her drawers in a twist. If had have been Jo Brand, (who often make jokes about female bodily issues), this woman wouldn't batter an eyelid. Feminist buffoon, only wants the good things that goes with feminism and then complains if women aren't held in awe...

  • I don't get it.

  • @thebearclawjones She is now so old that her pussy is haunted, whats not to get?

  • @hmc117 Still don't. Let's face it: maybe it's just not the best joke in the world? She's old; her pussy's old - it's so old, it's haunted? I can't even...that's like some shit you find in a cookie. That's some shit a kid would laugh at cause it has the word pussy in it. If a person over 8 years found that hysterical or "amazing" I'd say they must be some kind of an actual mental retard and better off in a care home for their own protection - but that's their problem. Live and let live, I guess.

  • @thebearclawjones apparently ur cookies hate u so much that something like "ur pussy is so old, It's haunted" is normal for u to randomly find and u didn't specifically to mention it was fortune cookies so apparently little girl scouts hate you too. My it must suck to be you, picking up some oreo cookies at the store just to find a note in it that says "You're such a worthless cunt that even a gynecologist doesn't know whether to use a defibrillator or lethal injection."

  • @MrKurokirin Um....you seem to be some kind of a degenerate moron? You should probably get tested before you dream of having any kids.

  • @thebearclawjones Says the person that came up with such a simple lame comeback that only a degenerate moron would say and still get it wrong by putting a fucking question mark at the end of it not sure. I'm only abbreviating the words "You" and "your" because youtube has a limit on characters where you have a limited amount of intelligence. For the benefit of the world just stay quiet until you can come up with something worth while. Until then go to school and wallow in shame

  • @MrKurokirin You obviously have some unresolved deep psychological fractures on top of your plain degeneracy. I used a question mark as I was raising a question - that's the purpose of the question mark, after all....but anyhow: thanks for confirming my suspicions.

  • @thebearclawjones Its amazing how u keep coming back. I just wish u'd learn to use dictionary and sadly u still can't get the simplicity or imagery in the joke Frankie Boyle said. Does his joke offend u because it applies to u and are u trying to make a stab @ his joke because u hope that u'll feel better about ur problems? Do you realize that until you learn to shut up, I'm having fun at u at your expense. Look up the word Degenerate, u'll realize u fall underneath the word.

  • @MrKurokirin What should be a great deal more amazing to you is the state of spectacular idiocy you enjoy to inhabit - which fact is self-evident in every single comment that you make and where each only serves to compound the already colossal foolishness of the last.

  • @MrKurokirin With this practically illiterate garbage, all you have achieved is to demonstrate how your stupidity is matched only by your ignorance. Congratulations.

  • @thebearclawjones I'm pretty sure now that you are just sad and pathetic. Notice how you actually used stupidity after I had stated that you were and still are reusing the word stupid and such obvious words relating to it. Could it be that you're just seeking some attention and desperately clinging to it like a baby. At this point insulting you with creative ideas is just a waste and I might as well say, "Your mother," or "Takes one to know one." You are one of the major reasons for abortions.

  • @MrKurokirin That may be one interpretation - a particularly backward one as it looks to be based nothing but your own terrifying witlessness.

    The other interpretation, which I base on every single thing you've had to say, (that is to say: "the evidence") - is that you are, in fact, just plain old stupid - where you haven't even got what's necessary to excel in a role that only requires you to be a dumbass. LOL.

  • @thebearclawjones I'm convinced you are a child between grade 8 and no earlier than 4th grade hobbled over YOUR MOTHER'S computer and cuddling with a tele-tubby. trying your best to not make insults like, "you're a poopy head," or, "you've got cooties." the few words you've learned while being babysat by your dad's hobby... A DIRTY WHORE.

  • @MrKurokirin With this latest pitiful nonsense, you only underwrite your backwardness - all that effort for nothing: LOL, moron.

  • @thebearclawjones Aside from the few and far apart insults you know apply to you. let's just list them, not including the different forms, shall we: Moron, Stupid, Ignorance, dumbass, Idiot, foolish... Pitiful... just pitiful. watch?v=-5o0_YH4UKc&feature=yo­utu.be&t=1m56

  • @MrKurokirin More of your unintelligible and vitally embarrassing ass-hattery? Excellent: I was just this minute trying to describe to someone how to identify a degenerate, certainly clueless and very nearly sub-human, moron - and there you are: providing me with a perfectly brainless, meandering and tremendously backward crock of nonsense I can use an example. Thanks!

  • @thebearclawjones REUSED INSULTS... very creative, unique, new and original like a rusty tin of tomato soup. Just give up and quit embarrassing yourself.

  • @MrKurokirin *Yawn* Wow, I see the situation remains unchanged: you are still the same poor degenerate chump you were to start with, where your idiocy appears endless.

    Why would anyone put pearls before swine when there is no need to do anything at all except observe, with amusement, the backward and limited performance of the of jackass, after feeding the idiot an occassional prompt?

    Consider yourself prompted - so now dance for me, Fool. I'm waiting. LOL!

  • @thebearclawjones Your pearls are shit, you are shit, and your comments are fun to laugh at. Your observational skills are as gifted as an autistic mole rat smoking dope. Apparently you are well aware of sarcasm. Bravo. Your intelligence is only surpassed by your ability to bring shame to those around you. Well done.

  • @MrKurokirin More of your derivative and blindly nonsensical garbage, you flailing waste? Can you really be this talentless? LOL! Dance for me, moron.

  • @thebearclawjones You know what? Fuck it. Show me a "Pearl" if you can truly produce one out of that lame brain of yours. So far, ALL of your insults just suck and I'm still hoping that you have something actually good EVEN IF you have to produce it with a panel or forum. Honestly, if you've had to hold back a panel maybe that's because when you try to let one go your brain seizes up and clenches too hard on that amoeba-sized brain of yours.

  • @MrKurokirin Poor moron. I enjoy to see you hopelessly chit and turn in circles, like a monkey in a cage. Being like the monkey, you are also born too stupid to understand your own futility and capable only to throw your own feces at the bars....

    Dance for me more, Fool. Send more of your degeneracy - it pleases me. I'm waiting! LOL!..

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  • @thebearclawjones Aaand like I said, your replies are utter pieces of shit but now they are to the point where you have a fecal fetish. BTW you referenced "like a monkey" twice, right next to each other. If this truly is the best you have to insult me with than there is no, nay, never been any hope for you and I've wasted my time hoping that you'd be able to insult me with something intelligible.

    Please go back to your safety scissors, coloring book, Elmer's glue, and crayons.

  • @MrKurokirin You are too precious, monkey! I hoped there would be degeneracy waiting and here it is - no understanding of grammar! I enjoy so much that you put your heart into your witless prancing - your small hairy feets must be a blur! I would reward you with a treat of what you like (nuts and berries, no?) You deserve it!

    I have decided I will keep you, monkey! I will consider to name you "Mojo" - meanwhile, you will dance for me more. Yes: dance, Mojo the Moron! DANCE! I'm waiting! LOL!..

  • @thebearclawjones You've watched too much Power Puff Girls. Seeing how this is what you've responded with, I guess it really is safe to say your intellect is that of a middle school child and me just keeping up this senseless dialogue allows me to examine more of your pathetic attempts to make a stab at me with an orange. Its amazing how the idea of a dancing monkey amuses you. Such a simple mind. Perhaps this will entertain you.

    /watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

  • @MrKurokirin Excellent! Hello Mojo! More of your pure degeneracy and alienation! I looked forward to it so much its indescribable. You are so adorable with your idiot show of plain backwardness - and so dedicated! You must be the hardest working moron in monkey-business. My Mojo!...I can imagine the sweat running down your face and your little hairy back. Oh, you please me well, Mojo - and you will continue to: so, now, dance, Mojo!...DANCE! LOL!..

  • @thebearclawjones You can't really think of anything good to say can you? You're stuck on your monkey and feces fetish and your delusion of believing you can make a good comeback has taken control of you. Learn to use a dictionary, your limited supply of language is truly intolerable. Come back when you can think of something good, until then.

  • @MrKurokirin Aww, Mojo, you simple simian! I was certain there would be a further example of your your tragic alienation to amuse me, you poor, hairy, backward little fool....

    MORE! Dance Mojo!...DANCE!

  • Haha this joke is funny as fuck, this woman need to get a fucking sense of humour

  • I'll clear-out your cobwebs, Emily

  • HOW on earth did they both not laugh!?

    man that joke is brilliant lol

  • get Emily on Michael McIntyres Roadshow...i'd def watch that

  • Stupid, stupid joke. Not funny in any way. Morons like you would find it funny because it said the word pussy and that's hilarious because she's the queen and most people don't think about her vagina ahahaha morons. Get standards. The joke is dreadful, crude, pointless and boring.

  • How did they not burst into laughter?

  • who else read that line out in frankie boyles voice...also if they dont like whats said on that programme dont fucking watch it then

  • If she wants to be the female Frost, she seriously should think about raising her game

  • The point is ...public televison ...gotta have standards ...you want ross and brand humiliating you on a national stage ....gotta have standards man. Keep the shit on the other 3 terrestrial channels for sure.

  • FRANKIE YOU LEGEND

  • I can't stand Frankie Boyle and I don't find most of his stuff funny (although I do like mock the week in general) HOWEVER this guy clearly has no idea what he's talking about? Looking at the context and transcript? It was a round of one liners!

  • Emily Maitlis is such a prude her pussy is haunted by Mary Whitehouse's ghost.

  • I'd like to haunt emily's pussy :)

  • yes it is a risk while taking XD

  • fuck the queen!!.....go get an actual job and pay tax!....well said Frankie.

  • HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA SHE SAID IT T.W.I.C.E !

  • why is this man not laffing lol

  • It was things the Queen would never say... so whats the problem?

  • 6 people are so old their pussy is haunted.

  • Whether it is appopriate or not is irrelevant considering the circumstances because the reporter is a jew. Didnt you know they are all morally bankrupt? the monarchy, racial solidarity/cohesion/bloodlines other than their own are just there for the culling by their global zionist agenda.

  • @jestervision595 Easy for you to say!

    I agree by the way

  • @jestervision595 Ah yes, those evil Jews. You know who invented astroturf, right? THE JEWS!

  • FUCK UP MAN

    LOVE FRANKIE BOYLE!

  • haha when she repeats "i'm now so old my pussy is haunted" as he is talking i couldn't stop laughing !!

  • It probably is though.

    Just a lame excuse for the fucklumps at the Daily Mail to carry on the Sachsgate scandal which was ridiculously overblown,.

  • "This is about the monarch". So? Were you hoping to shock with that, Emily? Are we supposed to live in fear and never say a word against the monarch? Aye right, if we can take the piss out of politicians, we can sure as hell take the piss out of some unelected and unaccountable old woman.

  • dumb journalist alert

  • SHE SAID IT TWICE!!!

  • Dis presenter is a fukin tit lol she sed but dats about our monarch WTF dus dat av 2 do if it's inappropriate or nt d fuckin retard we dnt even need d queen anyway so she's fair game for jokes lmao an it was a bril joke

  • And this is news?

    So what was so offensive about the joke?

    The Queen being old?

    Well, she's not young.

    Her pussy being haunted?

    Only if you believe in ghosts.

    Or that Frankie Boyle mentions the Queen and pussy in the same sentence?

    There was a nursery rhyme that contained those two words!

    No wonder England has a reputation of being an island of moaners.

  • to be fair - the headline was 'what the queen DIDN'T say in her christmas' and she DIDN'T say it!

  • For a comedian to say that about the queen, is sooo distasteful and shameful. They should have said "...... Moses still lives there..."

  • It was a joke in a comedy show. That piece of "news" is a pile of inflammatory idiocy.

  • wtf is wrong with this bitch, its a fucking joke. You know the queen does fuck all but is still the most well looked after woman in history ud think she could take a little joke from her ivory tower.

  • she says it twice

  • If Frankie Boyle was in Newsnight

  • Such devotion to such a useless old bag. I think Emily is just jealous that more people heard about the queen's pussy on Mock the Week than have ever been inside of hers. Not that anyone should go there, I hear you can catch retarded through sex.

  • anyone who does not find that funny is a miserable bastard and i would Haunt her Canadian pussy

  • Doesn't she have a sense of humor? That joke had me laughing for two minutes. At least he didn't say "off with her head" like the protestors who harassed Prince Charles recently.

  • ha ha ha ha ha haha haha

  • She is fucking gorgeous. Old, but nice.

  • Both of these two would laugh out loud if they was in the audience.

    Weak people used to be killed or used for sex/boring jobs. Now their allowed an opinion and this female/gayboy soceity is the result.

  • All to keep in line with the European fish quotas.

  • I'm still having nightmares about Emily Maitlis's scary dungeon.

  • miserable cunts, its a joke.

  • well least she admitted it.

  • hahahahaha talk about sucking the humour out of everything. this woman can go fucking hang herself the stupid bint.

    i love being controversial and it should be encouraged. Frankie Boyle is the top boy in the country and in my opinion he can say whatever the fuck he likes. its a JOKE! TAKE IT IN SUCH CONTEXT!!!

  • wots rong wiv a haunted puss, my wife add wun , it actually improved our sex

  • @chrish12345 chav prick

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  • did anyone else think this was a spoof at first, and then realize that it was just ridiculous?

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • This could not have been live , and i bet her pussy is haunted haha.

  • Meanwhile in Britain...

  • oh god i wonder if there was any outtakes

  • I'm no exorcist, but I'd give it my best shot for her.

  • The bloke's absolutely spot on.

  • Woman has no sense of humour.

  • @andrewdalziel1990 It's just as well. Anyone else would have cracked up laughing.

  • hahahaha this is Hilarious! How DID they keep a straight face?

  • i just like hearing that newsreader say my pussy, no wonder this has ovr 65k hits.

  • how can they keep a straight face?????

  • For fucks sake, it's like the wake of the Ross/Brand/Sachs debacle the news were just LOOKING for things to complain about.

  • HAHAHAHA THAT WOMAN SAYING IT SEREOUSLY HAHAHAHA

  • I'd haunt her pussy

  • @efcbluepirate you sick royalist :-)

  • @efcbluepirate How? Are you dead?

  • lol i watched that mock the week =]

  • If the bloke had just laughed and said its funny, then he'd win at life.

  • Emily Maitlis takes it so seriously, but that guy is clearly pissing himself trying to hold back laughter.

  • I thought when she would quote that she would burst out in laughter.

  • Emily,  This is good place to start - A brilliant interview with one of the greatest researchers ever, Professor Antony Sutton, the author of Wall Street and the Bolshevik Revolution and Wall Street and The Rise of Hitler, where he showes how bankers, businessmen and politicans in the west supported and financed both the communist and the nazis, all according to their hegelian dialectic plan for world control. PLEASE WATCH Antony Sutton - Wall Street & Bolshevik Revolution Part 1.flv .

  • ha she is ragin cause she had to read it

  • she needs to fuking grow up, its mock the week. not mock everything accept the queen. what a bitch, the queen does shit all anyways, if she laboured a proper job she would fuking hate it. Im british and ashamed of the queen, i would rather just a Prime minister, tbh.

  • That's hot!

  • Hearing her say it is even funnier than Frankie Boyle. I'm crying from laughter.

  • It is now 24hrs since I saw this for the first time, AND I am beginning to believe I may leave this world through laughter...

  • I love Emily Maitliss!!!

  • Phwahahahahaa

  • I felt Boyle's joke was unfunny (like most of his jokes) and in poor taste, but people should have the freedom to offend on TV.

    This Newsnight clip outshined his clip by far. It's hilarious.

  • LOL

  • How in the Hell did she keep a straight face when saying that? She must have practised for hours!

  • Sounded quite sexy and funny when emily said "pussy"

  • Certainly proved to be a creative risk for her to repeat it twice! :D Well worth it.

  • @holyloki Ha ha! She doesn't even realise that she's shitting all over her own point.

  • I'm now SO old, my pussy is haunted.

  • people complaining about being offended watching tv shows realy piss me off

  • oh for god's sake it was a joke, comedians have to be controversial thats why we find them funny!!! if people dont find it funny don't watch frankie boyle simple as!

  • Funny as fuck !!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh shut up it's comedy that's what they're SUPPOSED to do!!

  • #LOL this is so funny

  • Its a JOKE!!! I'd like to hear some of Prince Phillp's jokes....say no more. I wish he burst out laughing at her repeating it. What would she have done....probably join him.

  • damn she fine

  • 0:18 You can tell that guy is bursting!

  • i would have crapped my pants at this - then banged her fuckn brains out...

  • shit me the news and press would bitch about things like this but when it comes to more serious matters they dont give a right arse about it. get fucking grip like! mock the week is only a bloody comedy show!

  • it says things the queen WOULD NEVER SAY, she wouldnt say that what's the problem. Just like bbc to go mad over something about the high up ones, if it was about another nobody or another celebrity there'd be no problems, bbc is just a lick arse

  • For God's sake! It's a joke, it doesn't need analysing and questioning. If you can't handle a joke, why are you watching it? You obviously have some horrific humour bypass if you didn't find Frankie Boyle's joke hilarious. Likewise, his remark about Rebecca Adlington was fucking genius. Just because she's won a medal or two in the Olympics, it doesn't make her immune from having the piss taken. Although as an Olympic athlete she probably has had piss taken at some point.

  • Lol that guy was trying so hard not to laugh, you can so see it in his face.

  • are these peoples sense of humour dead HOW CAN THEY NOT BE PISSING THEMSELVES

  • @rjbhoy1397 He didn't even flinch! Not even a smirk!! He must have been heavily sedated.

  • haha...brilliant!!! Boyle is an utter ledge

  • Open your pussy emily I will check if its haunted like the queen's my ghost sensor is known as a toungue.

  • Fankie boyle is an ultracunt

  • To Be fair though it's what she would NEVER say so I dunno what's wrong with Frankie say it

  • i like to click on 0.15

  • How did they do this without laughing????

  • They're British. ;)

  • @WilVincent88 They practice for hours in front of a mirror

  • @WilVincent88 He's paid £800,000 for it.

  • @WilVincent88 coz they are uptight humourless cunts