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  • proshoutoooo xD lol

  • as most as... most things are... I believe he was looking for the word "pussy"

  • it's as moist as ... moist things are... LOL

  • Thats Eddie Izzards!

  • Did he just fiddle with the controls while Jamie was cooking?

    I bet Jamie wanted to slap him.

  • Thumbs up IF u wanted Chicken REALY BAD and typed chicken.

  • i love jamies stuff cause it's so simple

  • men are the best cooks ever

  • Jamie is one ghastly looking creature. I can't wait for Marco to detooth this muthafucka with his fist. He'd be doing him a favor.

  • I think Mark Bittman loves cheese as I noticed a lot of his dishes has consisted of cheese ingredients.

  • you know why you americans say 'erb', but we brits say 'herb'? because there's a fucking 'H' in it.

  • @ClassicHolic lmfao, too true my friend, too true

  • @ClassicHolic yeah well who won the american revolutionary war?

  • @OceanSkate401 i'm not particularly interested

  • @OceanSkate401 The Americans, French and Spainish against the British.

  • @Hartebreaker84 Well the British settlers, French and Spainsh to be more precise....

  • @Hartebreaker84 whatever bro.

  • @OceanSkate401 I'm kidding who cares anyway what happened three hundred years ago??

  • @Hartebreaker84 america cares. cuz we're american. we're winners.

  • @OceanSkate401 Like I said British settlers :)

  • @ClassicHolic erd isn't a word

  • @ClassicHolic eddie izzard ftw

  • @ClassicHolic fuck, man, english is the craziest language in the world, you do not pronounce most of the letters of the word, but even if you do, you pronounce them wrongly)))

  • he stands there all haughty taughty does zip?????? 86 this bum

  • shitty cameraman focuses way too much on the people talking and not AT ALL on the actual food

  • this is why i hate when i eat at home my parents suck at cooking good food

  • @TeNTioNrookie That's not all they suck ;) ;) (PENIS)

  • Posted two years ago, I still remember what you said, Mark and Jamie, at the end of this video and absolutely agree! well done.

  • "mark bittman prepares chicken breasts..."?? he didn't do anything!

  • "If you are going to eat 3 times a days to the day that you die, why not be good at it?"

    I agree with you a 110% Jamie ;)

  • @angelink101 yeah I agree whole heartedly. This is actually something I say all the time when people ask me why I am into cooking. Its amazing to hear Jamie with the same philosophy.

  • cool haircut

  • thumbs up if you would like to be fed with the moised thing.. he was saying..

  • Wow mark seems super douche next to the amazing jamie

  • Common sense tells me to beat the crap out of it until it's a pancake.

  • Talented Jamie Oliver, love him!

  • he acts like pounding chicken was his invention...

  • slice the cooked chicken on the chopping board that had the raw chicken...NICE

  • @retrotw

    The chicken that was wrapped in cling film ??

    Idiot !

  • God bless you, Jamie:) I just maded that and its great!!!! Thank u:)

  • God bless you, Jamie:) I just maded that and its great!!!! Thank u:)

  • This tastes great! I've made it about 10 times now.

  • he put the cooked chicken back on the same surface. salmonella.

  • @alpal861 no he did not. The chicken was laying on clingfilm...

  • i love jamie.

  • "Mark Bittman prepares chicken breasts with a special trans-Atlantic visitor."

    He didn't prepare jack shit.

  • Jamie is my hero :-)

  • damn he beat that chicken good with that pan.......lol

  • Also called chicken Saltimbocca

    

  • cooking is like smoking marijuana :) both of them changes a bit of you, but when you use it both together cooking and life becomes much better :)

  • is the same idea like cooking a good snitzell if u don't punch it very well ...it won't be soft and crispy in the same time...he's the best...forget Gordon...and his philosphy is more appropiate to the ordinary people like me...he's right!!!

  • funny..its not gonna change your life...haha

    

  • what the hell is a "bowel" of cornflakes ?

  • @realspkim1 its a good long shit with lots of grains

  • ...is as moist as things are...! nice.

  • Ich kann zwar nicht kochen wie Alfred Biolek, aber mein Arsch bleibt Jungfrau!!

  • That chicken breast is as moist................

  • make more videos plz, If u're looking for a hot cutey, don't look further, Im here 4u

  • Yeah, he had cling wrap under the chicken, but he was also smashing the hell out of it, smearing a massive amount of uncooked chicken juice everywhere. He should have at least pretended to sanitize the board.

  • Just love Jamie Oliver!!! Simple, stunning and tasty ... pure genius!

  • he put the cooked chicken back to the same chopping board where he prepares the raw one...

    i still prefer gordon ramsay, at least he is most hygienic !!

  • @MrFreemind78 ...the raw chicken was on the cling film, not the chopping board.

  • @MrFreemind78 no, he removes the plastic.

  • Jamie Olivers placenta was extra virgin olive oil

  • Always entertaining!!!

  • I'd like to see Mark Bittman cook Justin Bieber!

  • "it's not gonna change your life, but it's lovely"

    another witticism from jamie!

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter"

  • Yes Jamie make the chicken breast sexy lol

  • That looks awful.

  • Looks like theyre smiling through their teeth and at eachother's throats. lol. He does much better off without someone breathing down his neck

  • That chicken breast is as moist, as moist things are.

    That's so intelligent!

  • Put a little olive oil here, and a little there. then a little after it's cooked.

    Wash your hands with olive oil and then swish your mouth out with oil from olives.

    And he put the dish towel right on the burner he just used.

  • I TS NOT GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE... BUT IT S LOVELY HAHAH!!!

  • @TheDiddlysquat I eat 5 hamburgers a day and drink 3 litre of coke a day and am still way better looking than u AND would beat you in any sports or a real fight. so dont talk, if u studied crap like that u simply wasted ur life.

  • @M4rsu Listen, you're not going to last the next 10 years if you're eating and drinking that shit. What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't your parents give you some sort of guidance as to what you should be eating? You're an idiot.

  • @M4rsu FYI 3L of coke has 18 Tablespoons of sugar

  • @TheDiddlysquat haha u loser

  • looks yummy. seriously

  • to ALL you people out there. WHY do you just HAVE to talk bad about people??? really. just look at yourself in the mirror and think. you are always worse than the people you're badmouthing.

  • @TheDiddlysquat OMG i thought you wre joking about the kids names but i googled it and ... DAMN! LOL!

    i hadn't thought about the gay thing but i thuthpect your probably 100% correct in your ethtimation

    his wife is a model that was hired for him, thats for definate, lets face it, the fat greasy fat tongued idiot couldn't pull a real woman in a hundred years due to his stench from hanging around drooling over fish markets and vegetable stalls

    how long before he is 'barrymore'd' you think?

  • Lol, it's normal he uses olive oil. It's the best cooking oil in the gastronomic world and it has such a delicious taste and besides that, it's healthy!

    In my country we just like eating some bread drizzled with olive oil, lovely!

  • I just tried this reciepe, I did exactly what he did, a bit lighter on the pouding... but this turned out great! I havent ate such a tastey meal in a long time!!!~ Cant wait until I find a young lady to cook this for! Thanks Jaime

  • make it sexy hahahaha

  • moist as moist thing are...i think he was about to say something naughty

  • thith fat tongued thpathtic doesn't even know that human beingth are herbivorth

    and he thpits all over the food when he talkth

  • He's a fat tongued cunt

  • you can tell this man really respects jamie

  • anatomically speaking, human beings are a frugivore ape

    of the 20 defining characteristics that seperate herbivores omnivores and carnivores, man shares all 20 with the herbivores

    because man is a natural herbivore, and meat is toxic to him

    hence why your all getting sick and dying from toxic diseases

    enjoy :O)

  • @lukkbox What the hell are you rambling on about? I can't even find out what kind of animal I am? What does that even mean? You're anatomy lesson is woefully innaccurate and misinformed. I believe that we would be healthier not eating meat and that we are primarily evolved for consuming fruits and vegetables, but we have the anatomical and physiological capacity for consuming meat as well. Get your facts straight. Second, I'm not under any more of a spell than you are. You are too presumptuous.

  • Jamie is a quit good cook and the chicken is very delicous. But the Mark Bittman guy is a the biggest maron in TV.

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  • I think hes hungover and doesnt wanna deal with this old dude and the show...

  • ..it's not gonna change your life, but it's nice. :))))

  • if jamie oliver was making a bowel of cornflakes he'd use olive oil

  • @daydodontdaydoh whahahahahaaaa

  • @daydodontdaydoh He uses as much olive oil as all good European chefs do.

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  • @daydodontdaydoh .....you do know what a bowel is?

  • @daydodontdaydoh that is why he is an ambassador of healthy cuisine.he does not use butter or any other crap to fry food.

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  • @daydodontdaydoh Many famous cooks use ALOT of olive oil. Its healthy and it brings out the flavour any food.

  • as wet....as a 17 year old girl's nether regions 

  • @LordNelson87 lol what a freak! :D

  • i literally just made this and my chicken is dry ):

  • @xazngiirlx It's called over cooking it! Reduce the cooking time.

  • speaking of salmonella, he turned that out onto the same cutting board he had the raw chicken on. 

  • @hardpackedlips he had polyethylene under the raw chicken

  • I would like to see jamie oliver cook something without bacon.

  • @leee0 There was no bacon in this video.

  • A sprig of this and a sprig of that. Fresh cut this and fresh cut that. Twenty minutes of additives, a large basket of ingredients.

    All quite patronizing Jamie. OK for you, you've plenty of coin in the bank. Try producing such a meal on less than minimum wage. Am I right? Am not wrong!

  • @beuchars

    Whilst low income does restrict your choice of ingredients, it doesn't mean you can't cook. What in this makes Jamie patronizing? Perhaps you just ought to ask him to do series on super low budget food.

  • Jaime oliver owes me a frying pan! >:-(

  • @LeeroyK2009 LOL does GOD owe you some brain too?

  • @dlmailz what are you talking about? It was obviously a joke, maybe I should've said 'he'll end up breaking his frying pan if he carries on like that' for the more simple minded people like yourself

  • Currently watching Jamie's American Food Revolution series on TV and hope it change's America AND the UK for the better. Schools and supermarkets need to change!

  • You can see how Jamie Oliver was driven in this method of cooking. He's certainty didnt go on the show to cook a peice of chicken, but rather to share with us a part of who he is. A big thanks to everyone at the New York Times,

  • make it gauy prunes dates just eat them

  • make it sexy? YES!

  • Jamie Oliver: world famous. Mark Bittman: no one who works for a bankrupt publication yet still has an overbearing obnoxious ego. Too bad Bittman perpetuates negative stereotypes (overbearing, obnoxious, mannerless).

  • Yesss ... now see and taste Italian food for real with Parma Golosa tours!!!!

  • too bad these morons arent educated enough to know that anatomically man is a herbivore and meat is toxic to him

    meat gives you cancer, fact

  • @lukkbox if it gives cancer that means humans are made to absorb it dust gas etc etc hohoho

  • @lukkbox

    Yeah, they're the uneducated ones... Read what you just asserted, you imbecile. If you had ANY education at all, you'd realise just how stupid you sounded.

  • @meaning1 no

    im a very well read and very well educated person trying to help you

    your problem is, your an infant clinging to the santa myth

    humans are herbivores, fact

  • @lukkbox

    No, we are omnivores, imbecile. Also, if you are so "well read", why can you not use punctuation correctly? It's 'you're', not 'your'. I want you to cite your sources, because it is a known fact that humans are capable of digesting both plants and animals - while retaining nutritional content - without problems. Some individuals are sensitive to certain meat/plants; but, overall, humans are OMNIVORES. I suggest you read some more.

  • @meaning1 behaviour is not an indicator of type, ok?

    its an anatomy question

    type into google : john coleman comparative anatomy

    the first link will give you the 20 characteristics that define whether an animal is herbivore carnivore or omnivore and you will see that in EVERY respect we are herbivore and share NOT ONE trait with carnivores or omnivores

    you poor fool

    happy now?

    dont be like an infant that clings to the santa myth

  • @lukkbox

    The very fact that we can safely consume meat, extract nutritional content and benefit from the consumption proves that we CAN eat meat. You have the nerve to say meat is "toxic" despite the already-apparent and scientifically proven benefits negating your argument. A great percentage of the earth's human population enjoys the taste of meat, realises the protein value from it AND has that instinctive 'craving' for meat; if we were herbivores, this would not be the case.

  • @meaning1 you cannot safely consume meat

    you can only extract toxic nutrients from its consumption

    your craving for meat is because the parasites that riddle your body control your eating habits by giving you feelgood drugs in return for eating what benefits them, not youthis is how parasites work

    when you see roadkill, do you get out of your car and began chewing the carcass? no

    because you have to flavour your meat with HERBS to make it palatable and cook it so you dont get food poisoning

  • @lukkbox lol i think you sir, are the one with parasite controlling your brain

  • @lukkbox your craving for meat is because the parasites that riddle your body control your eating habits by giving you feelgood drugs in return for eating what benefits them, not youthis is how parasites work LMAO

  • @KriegerBR29 it would only take you 5 minutes to research how parasites take control of their hosts and alter their behaviour for their own benefit

    but your in denial, so you didnt take that 5 minutes

    to denounce something without investigation is the surest sign of brainwashing there is

    but you havent ever looked into this either, have you

    lol @ your life

  • @lukkbox Some parasites do change their hosts' eating habits.

    I didn't laugh at this. It's true.

    Now, show me a link to a scientific study revealing

    that meat eating is induced by a parasite. I didn't find any.

    It would be easy to stop eating meat. Just get rid

    of the damn parasite.

  • @KriegerBR29 thats how i stopped, i ate meat for 30 years

    i did a parasite cleanse and my hunger for meat disspeared overnight with a bowel movement and what used to make me salivate instantly made me want to vomit

    im living proof mate! and i am not the only one this is a very well documented occurence among people that cleanse and fast, what returns is ORIGINAL hunger, for leafy greens and fruits

    try it yourself, or get off the pot

  • @KriegerBR29 put a human in a room with a rabbit and an apple, which will he eat?

    what about roadkill? does this make you lick your lips?

    do me a favour, go out, catch and kill an animal with your claws (lol) and sharp teeth (lol) and carnivore speed (lol) and eat it raw, intestines eyeballs testicles the lot

    then i'll agree wholeheartedly, your an omnivore lol

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  • @lukkbox and BTW, you said meat needs to be flavoured to make it palatable. I've heard this argument before and totally disagree. The sight and smell of a clean, healthy, raw meat waters my mouth. I've tried it raw in arabic dishes and it was great. And I'm not alone in this.

  • @KriegerBR29 blood is good for us

    meat is not

    animals that eat meat gain their nutrition from the blood, not the meat, they have incredibly short intestines to get rid of the meat as frast as possible, but your intestines are incredibly loooong like all herbivores and so the meat rots inside you and becomes stuck

    hence why your all getting cancer and fat

    p.s. did you know its IMPOSSIBLE for an omnivore or carnivore to get high blood pressure or clogged arteries?

    your a fool, to yourself x

  • @lukkbox i suggest you speak to an evolutionary biologist regarding Human evolution over the last 6 million years. Eating meat, learning how to hunt etc are the major contributing factors as to why increased intelligence was a positive adaptation for early man, the energy supplied by meat was enough to make early man do things different to other apes. It is because of eating meat we evolved to be smarter and smarter. If the early versions of our species didnt start eating meat, result no humans

  • @dude157 its wasnt actually eating the meats that help us evolve from primates.. but actually ''cooking'' them foods, which gave us more energy, and due to having more energy allowed our brains to get bigger and allow our intelligence to expand. all a theory of coarse, but the best possible explanation to date and most logical given the information we have available.

  • @TrunkDJ Cooking meat came later on. I was talking about the very early stages of our species, infact before a time you could even call it man. We are a meat eating species, and always have been, from a time long before we could classify ourselves as Human. Which directly disresputes that we are Herbivours, that started to eat meat because it tasted nice and gave us energy. It is the very fact that our ancestors ate meat, that allowed our species to even evolve

  • @dude157 your entire version of mans history is deluded and wrong

  • @dude157 your a dick mate

    i am not only a biologist but a chemist and a phycisist too

    i chose to eucate myself rather than listen to 'experts' bought and paid for by vested interested parties

    unlike you, you dick lol

  • @lukkbox So you are a Jack of all trades, master of none. Congratulations.

    Your decision to "eucate" yourself clearly was a poor one. However, I'm unsure how you educated yourself without listening to experts. An uneducated person who does not listen to experts, simply remains uneducated. As you have proved with your lack of knowledge of anything on the subject.

    Maybe if you ate some meat, you would be able to summon enough brain power to see how retarded you are.

  • @dude157 people with an IQ above 160 are totally capable of educating themselves on all subjects, i have been a bank manager too lol

    your all listening to 'experts' and your all getting sick

    because those experts, like you,are really just repeaters

    i at emeat for 30 years, then i did a parasite cleanse and my hunger for meat dissapeared overnight when the parasites left my body, so i know from direct experience exactly what i am talking about

    you, however, do not

    enjoy your cancer :O)

  • @lukkbox Does not matter if your IQ is 180, if your work does not stand up to academic scrutiny, its just your opinion, and thus worthless. If you don't wish to eat meat that is fine. But don't lecture people on things you know little about. Ill try to enjoy my cancer thanks, survived it before, if it wants a rematch, i wont be scared.

  • @dude157 everything i say checks out

    everything i have done has proved it

    you got cancer because you ate meat, and meat is toxic to us, hence your5 toxic condition

    your too much of a pussy to admit you been stupid all your life lol

  • @lukkbox You know nothing. I had leukemia. Not stomach cancer. Im 24.

  • @dude157 oy va! give it a name!

    leukemia is another toxic condition

    you get toxic conditions by putting things that are toxic to you in your body

    et voila, meat is toxic to human beings

    thanks for proving my point, over and over again x

  • @lukkbox You do realise the more you post, the more stupid you look, I would be suprised if your IQ was more than 70 the amount of crap you sprout. I mean seriously, I've met creationists that speak more sense than you. I'm willing to keep the conversation going, just for pure comic value. I almost feel embarrased for you. It's hard to tell if your deluded or just a troll.

    Tell me, what is it like to have everyone think your a complete retard? Im guessing it gives you low self esteem right?

  • @dude157 you once again failed to point out how i am wrong

    the retard is you

    my self esteem is so high i dont crave respect from an idiot like you

    unlike you, who is too scared to look into things for himself and just repeats what he has read

    your so fucking stupid you already had leukemia and dont know why, and wont stop the thing thats going to kill you

    your the retard here sonny lol

  • @lukkbox Once again you fail to back up any claims with any evidence. Find me some evidence that eating meat will give a 7 year old leukemia. Infact find me some evidence that eating meat for 50 years will give someone leukemia. For the record, i was a fussy eater when i was young, and did not eat meat till after i had cancer. Your opinion remains worthless not only to the academic community, but to everyone.

  • @dude157 type humans herbivores into google or even youtube if you want a TON of evidence, do your own homework you fucking nob end

    perhaps you had leukemia at age 7 because your fucking retarded mother polluted her body with so much meat and shite it poisoned her bloodstream that fed you?

    perhaps this is also why your so fucking incredibly stupid?

    oh no wait, you and your ugly mother are smarter than einstein, ghandi, bhudda and jesus arent you

    they knew what i know and YOU DONT u fucktard

  • @lukkbox Did what you said, first link proved that humans are omnivores. Our bodies process energy from meat, our teeth have carnivorous characteristics, evolution from the last 10 million years has enabled to us to eat meat sucessfully. You claim you understand biology, yet you don't understand evolution, you dont understand animal traits, and clearly you dont understand human biology if you think you have your mother's blood after 7 years. Einstein, no, ghandi, yes, the other two are fictional

  • When i say fictional, im not saying they never existed, they may not have. Just accounts of their lives are disputed.

    Nice to see you have resorted to personal attacks, clearly a sign of someone with a poor argument.

  • @dude157 your a fucking dickhead mate!

    enjoy your cancer and leukemia and keep bleeting you fucktard homo

    you understand NOTHING and your very ill and in denial you fucking moron!

  • @lukkbox You really are incredibly misinformed a completely embarrassment of a person. Enjoy your iron deficiency and gas lol.

  • @onecrazyfrau you just perfectly described yourself

    you should google 'psychological projection'

    educate yourself, then in future, shut the fuck up :D

  • @lukkbox no "dude157" is right, you're the retard.

  • @Noofak NO

    YOU AND DUDE157 ARE THE RETARDS

    YOUR ENTIRE BELEIF THAT HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES STEMS FROM THE FACT THAT YOU EAT MEAT HAHAHAHHAA

    ITS NOT A BEHAVIOUR QUESTION, ITS A QUESTION OF ANATOMY, DIGESTIVE PARTS AND HISTORY

    YOU BRAINWASHED FUCKING MORON LOOLOLOL

    KEEP EATING WHAT THE JEWS ARE SELLING YOU DICKHEAD, FUNNY HOW THEY DONT EAT IT THEMSELVES ISNT IT?

    THEY JUST SELL IT TO YOU SO SOON YOU'LL BE GONE THATS HOW THEY WAHE WAR HAHAHA WHAT A PRICK

  • @lukkbox haha, a nazi consipracy theorist, i thought they died out after the massive failure in the 1930's and 40's. guess i was wrong.. btw a question, how do i do this cleanse to get rid of that meat eating worm in my stomach?

  • @lukkbox The Jews are selling stuff to us so we can eat it and be gone? Like, die? And they don't eat it themselves? Newsflash: Jews eat meat. They don't eat pork (those who follow Kosher) but people who eat pork don't seem to die any faster or younger, or have more trouble reproducing, than those that don't eat pork. So you go ahead and believe all those Alex Jones-David Icke groupies that want to blame 'the Jews' for everything because they can't take responsibility for themselves.

  • @ianman6 you poor, deluded, brainwashed fool

    every single thing you have stated is false

    but your under a very powerful spell

    one that works because you beleive your not under a spell

    i take responsibility for myself, hence i dont eat meat

    you cant even find out what type of animal you are! hahahahaha!

  • @lukkbox How about a cup of "Shut The Fuck Up"?

    Don't tell me what I'm suppose to eat, watch, think or smoke. You wanna go vegan? Well do it, I wish you luck and don't give a damn.

  • @lukkbox

    We have to wash, peel and cook many vegetables for them to be safe for consumption. Think before you post - it is not only meat that requires preparation. Parasites live on all foods. Nobody else agrees with you.

  • @meaning1 they all got brainwashed just like you

    let me see now, einstein, socrates, plato, bhudda, jesus, aristotle ... they all agree with me

    i care little for the opinion of ignorant rednecks backing you up

    you stupid fuck lol

  • @lukkbox

    Now, let me see: all modern scientists and experts agree with me. I do not care for outdated conjecture, written by people who are not even dieticians. So, remind me, who are these "rednecks" backing me up? Last time I checked, it was everyone else who agreed...As for mentioning Jesus...you're a moron.

  • @meaning1 your a prick

    and your prize for being stupid

    will be cancer

    enjoy it, and think of me wont you :O)

  • @lukkbox are u mad?

  • I tried this dish, and it's very delicious and pretty easy to make. Good video :)

  • "where gonna make it sexy, and where gonna bash it" lol