How to be Vampire

[FIREBREATHER1012]

@00chindancers00 I'm with you

[Deanejones1966]

Cool

[Deanejones1966]

Cool

[100bluedude]

@00ChinDancers00 Hell ya! I get the same cravings to!;)

[Shadowlight321]

More than half of what you said was not true about vampires, but the video itself was VERY entertaining.

[mellyworld72]

but wont stakes kill everyone????

[lizzybeth1ify]

NOT REAL!!!

[prettygirlrockie43]

lolz this was funny

[panda1lee]

???

[10smilelove]

this video was so funny

[eringlynn1]

ha ha thats funny

[iloveBVBforeva]

Ooooh whats the name of that song at the beginning?

[AnnMarieHuns]

I CNT get any views :(

[zooblob1]

how was that a school project?

[adamsoldo]

i love the ketchup part .

[UlisesDuncan0005]

lol i love ketchup

[BloodMurcielago]

I like the girl that counted the rice. She is so adorable ^.^

[xxsosuemexx]

@BloodMurcielago Awww thank you ^.^

[BloodMurcielago]

@xxsosuemexx Wow you still read your comments. How emberassing. -Blushes- I "didn't" want you to see that ;)

[akatsukilover2345]

you guy are amazing cool and awesome and amazing please make more videos

[LexiWerner78]

You guys are funny plz make more vids

[irelandriley00]

lol i love ketchup

[pabaez3]

LOL

[hard1296]

Lol

[Metal4life100]

You guys are fantastic! Your dislike of Twilight also gives me hope for future generations.

[tinycrown8]

seed thing only works on mathy vampires. and happen to not be one them

[Petal02828]

Love this video but vampires do exsist I mean there in legends and legends don't just fall out of the sky lol I want to be a vampire

[victoriasitouch]

I love this

[nightblue16]

i have scarecrow vampire fangs and they look real on me lol

[UmojaOttawafc]

ha ha ha ha ha ajha ajiucl53yn ol j90fgr

[firestar30006]

whats that song in the binging of the song

[daekmoon601]

this is soooo fake wanna see the truth add me

[XxmrparkerxX]

haha im diabetic lol

[glitterstar68]

the girl who liked the knif with ketchup on it do yu have an younger sister named sarah and is your name luara

[DjFree08]

ht tp :/ /artemiz . proboards .c om /index .cgi

up coming vampire forum.

[spongeyruler]

It was hunts tomato ketchup!!!! Hungarian Horntails love hunts tomato ketchup!!!

Oh, and awesome video, I lol'd. I thought it was creative. :)

[pengu82]

@spongeyruler I LOVE avpm :D

[BlueWonder314]

Hmm, I was born weird...

On a seperate note, who would have guessed there was actual vampire lore on Sesame Street?

[yugimoto8991]

I had to tell my gf that I was one so I can be honest with her and she was like

Cool so I proved it to her

[jgirljellybean]

You don't bite ur thumb you bite ur neck!

[iloveJohnito]

ok im srry but tht was funny in the beginning

[Rossgore13]

I would love to a vampire to it would be cool

[Vampier1551]

god i would love to be a vampier

[00ChinDancers00]

@Vampier1551 ehhh...its not all fun and games...every day I'm tempted to drink my friends blood, and i don't want to. so i bite my lip till blood comes out thats the only way i don't bite my friends and potentially kill them, my eyes turn fully black when i see blood, my veins moving in my neck . you better be lucky your not one life is hard for a vampire like me. :L

[ilovewolves2207]

lol!

[GreysAnatomyFan1994]

WTFS what up with that AHHH voice/scream xD

[irbb07]

 i like kestup also!! well they only realy way 2 kill a vamp is burning that u said.

[PunkAngel789]

Love it!!

Ha! No sissy vamps alowed! lmao!

Twilight IS sissy!

[bristolbentonbb]

This is funny

[VenomSpyder]

I am i the only one questioning y theres a vamp in the sunlight?

[TheInquisitor1]

For those who are interested in becoming a REAL vampire: w w w (dot) reallifevampires (dot) info

[FutureJazminGarland1]

rofl awesome!

[Vanilieis]

wtf thats so lame

[sashaking111]

im sorry just this kinda wasted 4:21 seconds of my life and i will take that time back

[AnTiBiCtHXD]

is that suckz

[Ilovetoact13]

thats FUNNY

[satianschildren666]

the vampire what is it well if u think about it human blood can stop aging if u take a bath in it and the taste of blood just makes most people have a bigger adrenilin rush which would make u addicted to blood there for want it and need it too live o wait an adrenillin rush also creates a state of mind were u can move faster and stronger than anyone and well if u think im wrong feed me i will prove it

[AmeliaKinzProduction]

lol kk.

[ZacksChannel12]

lol.The is a funny video its so awsome i think twilight a dracula rule though.

[AmeliaKinzProduction]

Twilight sucks but it is my opinion.

[DannyRoqzz]

@AmeliaKinzProduction GLAD YOUR NOT BEUNG A DUCHE LIKE OTHER PPL THAT HATE TWILIGHT I LOVE TWILIGHT BUT IF YOU HATE IT NO PROBLEM WITH ME :D

[cloud6203]

ya twilight is so gay it makes us look like wimps.

[thehhenry32]

lol ha ha

[abuu26]

is that sh funny?

[Trazor2k0]

hahaha very funny lol hahaha like lolooller

[kitkate98]

MEANIE!! lol TWILIGHT ROX EDWARD CAN KICK DRACULAS BUTT!!!!!!

[KamenRider541]

Dracula would kick Cullen's ass!

[xiomara20028]

i hate your  video.

[xxSubeePowxx]

Ginny! When will we make the next one?

[kirshan999]

hahah funny but can u just teach us the real way how to be a vampire really this is so lame!!

[TheEdwardlover234]

what the name of the song at the very beginning

[krislolzatyou]

What Have You Done - Within Temptation

[brylynne27]

hahaha!!! i like it :)

[MlygithBetulirth]

(for the commenters below) You know your mythology like you know the word "offensive." The "Cullens" were created from the authors dream! (for xxsosuemexx) Good on you. Most people are dolts when it comes to this subject even though this information is within an arms reach. I suppose it is because any variation from their own fantasy is seen as offensive. When will people learn?

[xxsosuemexx]

Thank you very much =] There is hope for our generation after all!

Haha, this was just a school project. I never expected to get so many comments, views, whatever.

[tigerXxlover123]

no sissy vampires allowed ROFL LMFAO

[FangTasiaFilms]

This is offencive.

[testallbelievenoone]

ya im offended to.

they know nothing about vampires or there religion.

[twilightrush101]

Yeah right the cullens are way better than you lol

[webkinzgirl271]

ya rite the cullens r better than you ur a poser loser

[MrsRileyCullen]

fucking gay.

i find this very offencive.

idiots

[haseebjawed]

bad acting. stupid waste of time!

[RedneckNewman]

you dont know a vampires life -mizore akashia

[lokimojake]

you know i find this very offensive you idiots

[nemesisfaust]

7244 and 15 on the floor

[crossesandawes]

very good. i loved this video!

[Alisterthe1st]

I love ketchup

[homosapien11]

holy crap i think i know that one in the red jacket at the beggining is her name ginny

[Alisterthe1st]

THAT WAS AWSOME!!!

[codyholmes10]

you r not a vampire u poser!

[xXxTheHappyEmoxXx]

HAHA!!! I LOVED IT!!!!! XD ^_^

[RyleeLuvsTwilight]

kool haha

[jman3455]

i liek ur friends theyre rly cute and if u get this message and look at me im not wut i look like i look like an emo

[roccotaldin]

Hey, nice work. Can we show this at our Halloween Horror Films show? It's at Bottega Art Bar, Wilmington, NC. Thx. Rocco Taldin

[xxsosuemexx]

sure...? haha

[32mjonson]

i realy realy realy want to be a vampiar

[colorfulemokid]

awesome.....the girl with the long hair reminds me of my sister kaitlen...T.T

[silven69]

the girl with short hair is very pretty.. without make that is..

[roro632]

i wish to be vimper

[CPKirbyhappy]

I was born a vampire. I have fangs growing in for real I'll post a response later there not fully grown but they'll come down

[tnguy76]

these must be very lonely people lol

[CockroachHead]

lol

[xxthematrixhasyouxx]

being a vamp myself i find thta your video is a load of shit

[alanys1995]

ur video is gay

[thatpepperscool]

what the fuck

[musicvideosman]

vampires are fags like emos, goths are the originals

[RoMa140]

SUCK DICK BITCHHHH SUCK DICK!

[BFFLandShortie]

lol, i love ketchup!

[SuperSuperSTAR14]

i'm a vampire,do you know why,my eyes change color,i have dark curcles around my eyes,a grey ring around my eyes , i hate bright lights,and i love blood

[MADmentality]

no ur just a weirdo

[Fyuuuuuuu]

So you wear lenses, go to bed late, have grey eyes, have sensetive eyes and like to stick out your tongue when you have a nose bleed? Cool.

[JlNKS]

There holy water

*screams* YOUR GONNA DIE!

Crucifiction

*baks away* sshhi

[DamienDragonetti]

LOL too funny...

[SleepsDeadly]

101..104..109...x'D

[TheBlackVampyre]

Ah Within Temptation - what have you done now, a wonderful selection.

[Blondegenius3]

Very well researched! You are well versed in vampire legend. It was also funny. LOL.

[prettyprinzezs10]

btw i have bitten a child in my neighbor hood becoz he boxed my cousin i bit him soo hard that there was blood comin out of it ive tasted it it tased a bit good

deos this mean i am a vampire??

[babycakesjk]

yep

[KuraiShinen]

well, not really, some ppl out there bite ppl, and/or drink the blood of their enemies.

[prettyprinzezs10]

i have fangs naturally and im not a vampire i did not went to dentist to do that

and people just get scared of me

people help am i a vampire

my eyes are hazle gold brown

i am not cold when it is cold

i dont eat only drink juice or water

i dont run fast but i beat every kid in school

i am pretty pail very pail white brown

do you think i am a vampire

oh btw i am christian i love god

[redbullbabe1]

no DUH ur putting all da similairies of a vampire

[GoneBazaar]

lol

[ardennish]

Gorgeous! The counting...

Oh my god, it's really funny! And the ketchup XD

[artemislee]

xDDDDD I was laughing throughout the entire video!

[LaneNuts2X]

HAHAHA! Awesome!

[Rainpelt123]

lol at 4:15 you can see the katchup bottle.

I was rotflmao through the entire video.

[smackbannana]

brilliant. honestly i thought it was lol

[Paladora]

um...i dont get the counting thing...ive seen it alot in vampire stuff but it never explained it...someone please mind explaining that?=)

[koolwheels]

gay

[puertorico520]

I always wanted to bone a half breed teen age vampire living a normal highschool life! U hear how dumb I sound saying that, that how all of u vampire "specialist" sound.

[Jasentha123]

there is a disorder within da blood streem. some are real vampires they can go into da sunlight and r like everyone else my i'm a hybrid a blood sucker and a phy vamp i've been bitten by a half breed so real one are sentitive 2 da light and can't die if you kill them. i'm an average teenager livin life

[KuraiShinen]

lucky, If that's true

[silentsonata]

Why is this so amateur and so stupid, yet so highly highly entertaining and informative?!

[Demonvampire21]

ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha!

Uno,dos,tres.................1­24,125!Hahahahahahaha!

[Lukeclooney]

ok guys you have gone to far you cant be a vampire reasons why:

a vampire is a human that rejected its soul and so you will have no soul and will have to be forced to live a life of sin the only way to be a vampire slayer and a vampire at the same time you would have to get your soul by using a ritual but thats off topic if you die you will be damned to hell but not tortured just enslaved to do the devils work and wont rest

Notice: if you are the satanic religion dont bother reading this

[cjb4127]

Fuck you! You can be religous and still be a vampire! I know Im friends with one and she go's to church!

[BIBIdeathnote]

the counting thing.. Do you have the vampire survival guide?? (:

[piercegirl1]

what kind of school project is this

[7thFallFromSanity]

Obviously a school project dummy!

[MarkPanghy]

this cant be...vampires burn at daylight-.-

[silverbelief]

thats just a myth

[Ringo111222]

LOL

[emokiddies1]

horrible acting i mean HORRIBLE

[Key2MyHeart13]

If vampires loved to put stuff in alphabetical order then all u would

need to do is give them a million m&m's!

That should keep them busy for a while!xD

[shnibben]

im diabettic and actually you have no fucking idea how fucking dare you, bitch.

[kibasucks]

Hey Dude Im A Real Vampire And At My School They Put A Night Class For Me Only

[MsShOpInG]

wow your a freak your not a vampire they are not real

[AssholePatrol]

Bullshitbullshitbullshit

Also, this video contains lulz

[andrewubaldi]

i hate people who make fun of vampires i am a real one asshole

[MsShOpInG]

umm sure yeah righ

[yoyoprincess94]

so am i and i agree with u its annoyin

[Romashkarusska]

and why do you think so??

[Ninchaka]

omg don't write like you were vampires, you're just some freaks omfg... come and bite me if you can xD

[agnostosxxxx]

gothic music is a hazard for mental health.

[HatingLoveLovingHate]

Like.. Like.. Like.. Holy fuck, get a vocab.

[HatingLoveLovingHate]

Wow.. Get money. Get a proper fucking hair cut.

[BeliKovBabe]

wow that was pretty good, and people who are bagging it need to get a life. u couldnt do what theese girls did and ur just jelous that ur vids suk.

[Testprepper]

i love yur vids

[Flobots4465]

LISTEN! U ****ING HUMANS!!! I'm tired of these videos descrasing our kind! Ive seen so many humans making ****ed up videos of us! I feel I speak for the whole vampire nation when I say stop these videos or u can say goodbye to the human race. Leave us be...

[1224140994]

then could u make a vid or somthing giving true things about vimpires? make people shut up?

[Flobots4465]

our kind doesnt like to be revealed. there is so much you mortals dont know about us. theres more of us then you could ever imagine,,,

[firegal1993]

I highly doubt you're a actual Vampire,

if you are why sired you and if you weren't sired to which clan were you born?

[Flobots4465]

hahaha. another foolish research project? we have no clans. we only have a nation. where no one can EVER find. its hidden among the shadows at day, but controls the skys at night.

[llllPsycho]

lmfao that is so stupid.

[Testprepper]

lol after watching twilight i was interested in vampires lol

[Sweezers96]

i wish i was a real vampire -.- i want to be one soooo bad

[firegal1993]

are you sure about that?

[landlord15151]

FUNNY

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