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  • To be honest it didnt even sound like Dane Cook but then again I only listened for like 1 minute then I was bored

  • I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ANIMATION!!! I CANT BELIEVE IM LISTENING TO DANE COOK ON THE FLIPPING PHONE!!!!

  • Assholes like this guy got me grounded all the time..... Eventhough I only did 50% of the stuff they said, my parents just assumed I also did the other 50%

    So yeah, I don't find this to be amusing at all.

  • this guy is from cky

  • what the hell is wrong with you, this is NOT Dane Cook , honestly are three years old or something? desperate for people to view you video's? idiot

  • dont lie, you fucking guy!

  • what was the name of the song at the end?

  • lulz a teen or old girl would never be able to kick a dog hard enough to give it an operation XD

  • Not.Dane.Cook.

  • Thats not dane

  • MY MOM GOT CALLED WITH THIS! She got off the phone and started yelling at me taking my phone computer and shitxDDD Then i was like CHILL OUT ITS A PRANK! I thought she was gona kill mexD

  • Lmao

  • LOLZ ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY CAUSE HE IS LIKE CHINESE (OR ASIAN) XD

  • @KeavahCaleb some people define the word dumb...and u are the leader

  • @MrAmbidex1 screw you

  • @KeavahCaleb nah

  • I LOVE HIM <3

  • my brother did this same thing to the 7-11 ppl xD

  • You know damn right!!!!!!

  • not dane cook

  • ITS FUNNY WHOCARES IF ITS NOT DANE

  • thts not dane cook. my friend showd me the real 1 and the guy in this is like aisn or something(not racist)

  • How is this Dane cook?

  • "Shut Up U Sick" xD

  • ؟????*CONFUSING*????؟

  • This isn't Dane Cook.....I think this is the Jerky Boys.

  • This is from PrankDial . com and this is definitely scripted if the guy whos dog was kicked was able to answer back everything.

  • now we do not know damb right!

  • Shut up you shtink.

  • this isnt dane cook

  • Soynds like val kilmer

  • You know damn right. Funcking guy

  • This is gold...

  • where the fuck did you get dane cook from?

  • if someone actually did that to me... it would be worst than hiroshima is all i have to say

  • Adam Sandler did this actually.

  • HA HA HA HAAA !! ''you say bad word !''

  • Not Dane Cook... But still funny XD

  • I'm going to kill you... you're going to kill us? No I was just kidding.

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  • @chaosyoru you mean Dane Cook

  • @pirate59315 Yes. Typo. Sorry about that. Didn't have my glasses on. =^w^=

  • 2:18 "Are you from America?"

    Latino: "NO! YOU!...JUST SHUT UP!"

    OOOOHHHHH!!!!Hes an illegal immagrant!!!

  • @MrNocturnal310 He sounds Indian, not latino

  • @MrNocturnal310 lol she said madison not america

  • i think i should do something like this

  • omg... lol... this guy called my cell phone and threatened to kill me if i didn't bring him tacos... lol... i was laughing so hard... it was this kid trying to prank call his father... it was amazing...

  • SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP " no you shut up"

    "you stink"

    "no you stink"

    "you stink too"

  • LOL.

  • this is some latino guy or someon not dane cook

  • @TheDrachenFlammen why do u even post that crap. I'm sorry but I take those seriously and I red different one about if I don't forward it to at least 3 buds in 2 days I'm gonna die. It's been a week. I mean 11 year olds have YouTube accounts do u not understand how much that will scare them. I hare those kinds of comments if u agree with me just reply or tell any1 who posts these 2 STOP.

  • this isnt dane cook its some kind of prank show

  • you have no poof. lmao

  • lol

  • Is this really dane cook?

  • @clownman1300 no,its not dane cook you imbecel, its some freaky indian,or at least a rabi

  • @bassmaster2399 Ok u little bitch. It was a simple question. no need to be an asshole u fatass no life.

  • This is not Porn...

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  • gay

    

  • SO NOT DANE! AND BTW.... I KICKED UR DOG

  • this aint dance cook cuz i saw the real vid b4 but i still think it funny no matter how many times i watch it

  • and ane cook has something to do with this whoooooo?

  • Lol, that ain't nl Dane Cook! Jeez.

  • you dont ask dum question....

  • fucking guy now im going to fuck her

  • fuck guy lolol

  • this aint dane cook you dumb fuck

    look up jerky boys , they're the original group with this skit

  • 2:17 "yes you do." LMFAO! this is MAD funny! I love this video.

  • HAHAHAH

  • HAHAHAHS

  • I thought this was group x, not jerky boys. Though I might be wrong, still funny though

  • this isnt dane cook its actually a group of guys who make some funny prank calls there called The Jerky Boys

  • that just friggen made my day

  • the views are 291,192 :)

  • Omfg, it's Achmed, The Dead Terrorist!

  • @Daemoniummm  it achhhmed lol

  • This isn't Dane Cook, you genius. This is the Jerky Boys. Get it right it you're gonna' put it on Youtube, or you look like an idiot. Jerky Boys: "You Kicked My Dog", "Chikety China The Chinese Chicken", and many more.

  • is not dane cook but is funny xD

  • I don't care if it isn't Dane Cook—it's funny!!!!

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  • somebodie prank called my house with this and my mom went off on some mexicans who live down the street

  • @XxforverbrokenxX LMAO! XD

  • @waterboy1053 ikr! she made me come with her and, the wur speeking in spanish and we didnt know wat they wur sayin and the wife came out and yelled "who the fuck is this bitch!"

  • @XxforverbrokenxX He isn't Mexican he is Indian!!

  • @10Raccoon lol my mom couldent tell over the fone and since there was mexicans down the street she thot it was them an went off on them

  • @XxforverbrokenxX Lol still very funny!!

  • @XxforverbrokenxX LOl i would laugh

  • @XxforverbrokenxX but this is an indian accent...I think

  • @TadaKiba lol try tellin that to my mom

  • @XxforverbrokenxX I LIVE IN NEW MEXICO. I KNOW WHAT MEXICAN PEOPLE SOUND LIKE. This Is an Indian accent. you tell you're mom that.

  • @TadaKiba it was like 2 years ago, chill.....

  • this could be dane but i dont care this was freaking funny

  • what was the point of it

  • I think he means "Dan Cook" by he got the idea from him...? But this is funny.

  • this is the jerky boys (look em up)

  • say APU slowly

  • Sad, this is not Dane Cook :(

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    

  • its apu

  • shatup shatup shatup hahaha

  • fuck you you fucking guy!!!!!!!!!!!!basterd

  • although this isn't dane cook, it's still hilarious

  • this is the Jerky Boys wtf

  • this isnt Dane Cook it's Kerpal, way older than Dane Cook, and he's not russian he's middle eastern

  • lol

  • nah we didnt get our dog kicked, we just dont like unfunny 15 yr olds tying to pose as the greatest comedian of all time.

  • Fuck you, Just because i said fuck you does not mean i stink

    *hangs up*

    Zomg that umm uhhh FUCKING RUSSIAN has moves!

  • osama , omar stop the terrorist planning

  • its kerpal

  • lol 253 people kick dogs

  • i remember hearing this when i was 4 or 5 :) i am now 12

  • You're retarded.....this is clearly not dane cook

  • WTF THIS AINT DANE COOK

  • this isnt dane

  • Wtf NOT DANE COOK BRO!

    

  • this is awsome

  • people who talk about their penis have small dicks

  • hahahaha

    

  • First Adam Sandler, now Dane Cook. Do people even know what they're uploading?

  • wtf dis is NOT dane cook u beaner -.-

  • shutup shutup shutup shutup!

    

  • Lol"im going to kill you" "u gonna kill me?" "no im not im just kidding"lololo

  • Arrogant screw off don't lie and say its something when its not, you r my sperm shot ur mom should have swallowed

  • "dont lie you fuckin guy" lol

  • Gamma clear a few things up. This obviously isn't Dane cook, he just put that to get views. They knew it was a prank because the girl was laughing and her parents were swearing at him in the background. And this isn't funny.... -_-

  • haha

  • hahahahaha u earned urself a sunbscriber

  • Man they can't tell thats a prank!!!

  • This isn't Dane Cook,, its The Jerkey Boys..

  • I didnt write that lol someone is using my account, im at the book store, im really sorry

  • this is ricky smiley..... :(

  • LOL

    HE HATES GIRLS

  • This was by adam sandler wasnt it??

  • these guys are soo fucking funny lls

  • every single comment is explaining how this is the jerky boys :P lol i bet every page every comment says it! but putting dane cook on here gets hella views.

    what song is that in the end?

  • this isnt dane cook its the Jerky boyz!

  • OP is an idiot.

  • Im going to kill you .... no im not im just kidding LOL

  • Not dane but funny!!!!!  U KICK MY DOG!

  • Um...I think this is Jerky Boys and it came out a REALLY long time ago, like when I was in high school, maybe even before that.

  • Hahahaha. This made me laugh xD

  • i don't think dane cook did this

  • @KJT922010T he didn't, this sound bite came out a really long time ago, like in '98 or 2000

  • im going to kill you -__- your going to kill me? NO

  • she kicked my dog and now im gona fuck her. they just completely ignored that

  • Lmao i was drinking water and i almost spit it across the room.

  • XD fball player

  • who the fuck you dane cook did this you idiot? dane cook isn't capable of anything funny anyway.

  • @jansonb69 stfu u stupid fucking cuntbag. So stupid suck my dick

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  • @LoLis4retards oooh someone likes dane cook, that means you're as stupid as he is you little twat.  LoL is for retards but STFU is for little twats like you. Fuckin' numbskull. And i ain't going anywhere near your dick you faggot. your mom likes my cock in her mouth though.

  • @LoLis4retards and anyone who believes dane cook did this is as retarded as you, cock-boy.

  • @jansonb69 I never said dane cook did this. Haha your so stupid you wish you were dumb. I love your insults btw.

  • @katkodia Hey dumbass, did I say YOU said this was dane cook? Nope, wasn't talking to you. I said anyone who believes this is Dane cook is retarded, and you responded. Bit sensitive, are we? And talk about stupid, it's YOU'RE not YOUR. Fuckin' retard.. heh. Give some people enough rope and they'll hang themselves.

  • What's that got to do with Dane Cook?

  • This isn't even Dane Cook

  • WTF IS THIS!?!?!?!?

  • hahahahaha "shes lying to u fucking guy"

  • i laughed so hard when he was like "i'm going to kill you *giggle* i'm just kidding!"

  • Omg, this made me giggle.

  • im going to kill u ........no im not im just kidding lol

  • THIS IS NOT DANE COOK, WHAT THE F BRO?

  • wow...

  • where the fuck did u get the impression that this is dane cook?

  • no obviously this is Taj

  • dude, just hang up, lolz.

  • dude, just hang up, lolz.

  • thats not dane cook its the jerky boys

  • lol, Demon's post has 69 thumbs up :D

  • This isnt Dane Cook..

  • she is lying to u fucking guy!!!!

  • fuck u u going to jail! shut up! shut up! your going to jail fuck u!

  • Your going to kill us!? No I'm just kidding! lol!