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  • sfigato !!!

  • Sorry for saying this, but this guy posted so many videos of him on his bike, the R1200GS, when he is falling while trying to climb a hill, falling while trying to pass in water, falling in the snow... have anyone thought maybe it's not the bike's problem?

  • sei il migliore!!

  • its snowing. lets f ck up my motorcycle.

  • I love that you fall down a lot. It's very endearing.

  • @lauriejennifer I'm like a toddler on a motorcycle.

  • Seems fun I would do that but I live in Texas no snow over here unfortunately

  • chain drive and gear driven cams FTW

  • Stop doing this you fack

  • i dont get the point of this vid ?

  • get a honda c90 dude

  • What a Waste, useless man!

  • Lots of criticism here. Here's my view. Not that anyone asked. ;)

    It's his bike. It is an adventure bike that is mad for this. It's not a classic, brake one; buy new. One does not buy a 1200GS to sit and polish in the garage and take it for a nice sunday drive to the local cafe. That's what Harley's are for. Most people can only dream about buying a bike like this. But he is not obligated to treat his like a baby just because someone else can't afford one. Oh, good! Feel much better now ;)

  • must suck...lol

  • So did you have trouble getting it back up in that snow when you dropped it? Those are big bikes.

  • What a moron...

    Too bad the BMW ended up on your moronic hands...

  • @gabigowriel Yeah it's pretty tragic.

  • What are you doing,man???Find a girl!

  • @ntountoukis How am I supposed to get a girl if I can't even do a burnout in the snow?

  • @halfthrottle hahahaha!!!Good!!!But be carefull!!!

  • @halfthrottle BURNout in the snow? sounds like picnic with BBQ and sunbathing on the bottom of the ocean... lol

  • @halfthrottle that response just made you my hero

  • che minchionazzo ahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • those bikes are brilliant for touring and such - but their high center of balance means once they start tipping - it's game over xD

  • I cringe every time I hear the cylinder smack the pavement. Can I have this bike? I'll pay for shipping.

  • U dont have HANDS for such a GREAT BIKE!

  • pobre bmw...

  • This is gay... First off take those storage bags off. Actually buy another bike, that isn't going to work.

  • I sure hope whomever you sold that poor bike to saw these videos before he purchased it. It is sad to see someone intentionally wreck such a beautiful bike, one that so many people only wish they could own and treat right.

  • @ChaplainC I would never sell that bike.

  • You guys call this a beautiful bike? I know its subjective and that, but you all really need to pull your heads out of your a**, because this is by no means a pretty bike. Practical and reliable, sure, but one of the most ugly pieces of metal I've ever seen. Seriously mate..

  • @ChaplainC I have no idea what you're on about, this bike is being used what bikes are for.

  • @ChaplainC I reckon it's an usable object which should be used to enjoy yourself, he's even got crashbars on the side... If he wants to do "burn"outs in the snow, by all means, go for it

  • Gibt Sie doch lieber jemandem, der das Ding nicht ständig wegwirft

  • lol...this video made me laugh

  • Eventually homo sapiens realised that motorbikes dont travel on snow or ice or rounded rocks

  • @FrenchRome LOL. I'm still trying to evolve.

  • @FrenchRome I drive on snow and ice each, every and all winter. You just need the right gear, bike and tires. Easy as pie...

  • @KoivuTheHab tyres with nails? Ok, so what's your point? Of course it can be done but 'easy as pie'? What happens when you take your nailed tyres onto a road surface! For that to be as 'easy as pie', you would have to swap tyres each time you cross between snow and road. What on earth is your point? No point at all.

  • @FrenchRome You really are an idiot, you don't have to have tires with ''nails''. Tires can be changed as you may know, also my winter tires are fine on a winter ''road surface'' as well as being just fine for driving out at sea, a river or a lake. I'll add that yes these tires are indeed legal tires for public roads. Holy crap I have to swap tires twice a year!! That is so much work isn't it?! Even moderate skills are more than enough to keep you on your two wheels, easy as pie is my point.

  • @FrenchRome I suggest you come up north sometime so that you know what you are actually talking about. ''you would have to swap tyres each time you cross between snow and road'' is quite a hilarious statement, it seems like you don't understand that there is infact snow on the roads during the winter.

  • mas ja existe nego burro! akshjlaskjdas

  • so immature.......but so fricking funny lol. you are the man :D

  • trou du cul . 

  • do you just fuck this bike up for laughs lol! i love the videos!

    if i had the cash to dump a bmw a hundred times your damn right i would film it for the world to see!

  • @onehitkill Just having some fun that's all, and if the camera is rolling when I go down you bet it's going online.

  • You're the fuckin' man

  • μαλάκας με λεφτά...

  • The worst thing you can do on a BMW 1200 because it directly breaks the engine

  • @155571063 I can't even count how many times I've directly broken that engine, then picked it up and ridden 1000's of miles.

  • @halfthrottle you are right but if you crash it like that going faster the cylinder could break itself but in that speed nothing can happen

  • @155571063 Explain how that directly breaks the engine. You hear that sound when it hits the ground? Thats the crash bars that protect the whole front end during a crash. The only thing getting scratched up is the bars.

  • @XFoolXProofX ok sorry I dont saw that bars I am saying that because to my cousine it happened that going faster without the crash bars and the engine is broken and it cant be fixed because all the engine is part of the hole body of the motorbike

  • every video from this guy is about crashing this bike?

  • LOOLL. Broo this is SOO JOKESS

    his bike, his money

    everyone else shuttup, laugh or there are other vids he's got...

    LOL..HAHAHAH. still laughing broo. .SO jokes!

  • snow'll do that.

  • WTF are you doing to you bike?

  • Off road tyres mate. . . that is all i need to say

  • i like your style! just get on and go its the best way haha

  • thank god BMW tought of guys like you and put crash bars on these machines :D

  • I allways thought that enduro riders are the best bike riders in the world, you prove me wrong :D

    Just kidding

    keep up riding and goof luck ;)

  • this dude is an idiot.

  • @menamongtheru1ns no my friend, you are the fool

  • If you don't have an off every once in a while, you're not trying hard enough. :)

    Looks like you had fun. I sure did watching it. So thanks.

  • the guys just having fun with his bike , its what bikes are made for , so stop fucking hating!

  • Yuo never will get enough grip one up .You need the wieght of a passenger or load for traction

  • idiot.idiot.idiot

  • WTF are u doing??

  • what are you trying to do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • u need snow tires lol

  • wtf are toy trying to brake it?????

  • Hmm, it's depressing to see how incompetent you are!

  • @kevinbehbahany You know what would cure your depression? Having an awesome motorcycle.

  • @halfthrottle how about you practicing jumping off the cliff with your motorcycle? That'll definitely cure me, nah, that's nasty, I'll take that back, hee hee, enjoy.

  • @halfthrottle LOL I will stick with my KLR and see who spends les fixing levers and scratches OH wait that will be me. that's a tank ceep it on dry ground.

  • @58781icky No broken levers on a GS. The motor protects them by hitting the ground first. Oh shit.

  • @halfthrottle Dam fuck that I rather replace levers then engine parts I pay about 29.99 for braek and 15.00 for clutch LOL lets me save up 250 for my 280 big bore kit

  • @58781icky rather it just hit the crash bars, which it does, look real close ghost rider, they're there.

  • @halfthrottle And you have crashbars so there won't be any scratches.

  • @halfthrottle Yes but the crash bars protect the motor :-)

  • @halfthrottle Wow lie the GS is a top of the line bike , oh if You are going to be taking piss of me too I own a Goldwing

  • @kevinbehbahany he is just having a fun, relax,never take life so serious,no one gets out alive ;)

  • @kevinbehbahany troll on.

  • It's cool that you can (sorta) safely spin that thing in the snow and not really worry about alot of damage when you drop it. That's a tough machine. I would never attempt that on my FJR in the snow!

  • why just why?

  • I love your attitude. Not afraid to crash, and not embarrassed about it. You're a baller.

  • And everyone has to get a life here... why comment if u do not like? He amused me...it is funny, and he knows he is bad at offroading, don't you halfthrottle?

  • @filleke69 Are you kidding I'm the worst motorcycle offroad rider on the planet. Every time I take that GS offroad I'm so happy when I get back to the tarmac. I also like to point out that although BMW advertises the GS as the, "Do all, go anywhere" motorcycle its actually really bad at certain things.

  • @halfthrottle I said that you know u are bad at it :) so thats my point :) its cool to fall down and laugh with it!

  • @filleke69 I'm bad, and I'm proud.

  • @halfthrottle Do you think there is another adventure bike that does a better job at being well-rounded? Like the V-strom, er6n, Ulysses, etc?

  • @dtmbcorp V-strom is weak off road. KLR650 is weak on road, but the cost of a KLR650 is so low you really can't go wrong with one. You could choose a KLR instead of a GS and still have money left over to gear it up, and take it on a long ride.

  • *BOINK* >>> "AAH" I lolled... ;) thumbs up for trying ! gonna buy the ktm adventure I guess!

  • best use of a boxer engine I ever saw - makes a better side stand than propulsion system :)

  • Why I quit riding a motorcycle. One came out from under me on a wet street as I was turning a corner. Drove the cycle home and never rode it again.

  • @TheGrandvoyager Every riders goes down eventually. Not all of them have the desire to get back up.

  • @TheGrandvoyager Every riders goes down eventually. Not all of them have the desire to get back up.

  • Wrong tires.

  • what are you trying to do?

  • But daddy! I want a BMW! Little bltch.

  • stupid guy...........................­....

  • jackass.......................­........ 

  • get a life!

  • You failed.

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  • What were you trying to achieve?

  • why wear a helmet...... it seems the problem likely earlier you had never wore one!!!!

  • too old for a bike?

  • qual'è il senso di questa grande minchiata??

  • ok so apart from trying to look a complete cock what else are you trying to acheive? people are laughing but they are laughing at you not with you!

  • i like

  • more money than sense

  • Nice, it's so funny :)

  • Have you to much money???

  • p. do that with some cheap shit or motocross... not with these bike.-..

  • Get some TKC 80s. 

  • get a sled you fag

  • @jcobaltss2005 I have one thanks

  • @halfthrottle I found it really painful to watch this video, I love the BMW R1200GS.... Oh well, its a very strong and sturdy motorbike, I hope you repaired any damage, nice video though, I don't suppose you have any of you going off road, Without crashing...

  • @HMSDaring1 Yeah I do have a few like that check out my "ride of the Valkyries" and "alpha and omega" videos. There are some 1200GS vs V-strom videos that have some good off road in them.

  • @jcobaltss2005 its called having fun "fag"

  • @mielke15 Naa i think it´s called "i have alot of money and now look at me burn it on spareparts and repares" .....ass

  • Fag? Honestly.... why would you call someone a tobacco product to insult them?

  • @jellyking12345 de derp de derp de twiddeley derpiee derpie dumb!

  • no

  • ES BOLUDO O ESTA CHOBOTTA

    

  • is this like one of those "smash your PS3" kind of stunts?

  • you know im really crap at donuts in the snow on my gs so i would`nt embarrass myself go buy a honda 90 and enjoy the white stuff properly

  • I don't think your are normal XD

  • your a tool.....this motorcycle deserves better..

  • Wie blöd muss man sein um so etwas zu machen???

  • @franzi1415 Unglaublich dumm.

    

  • @franzi1415 hat doch sturzbügel dran, da geht nich viel kaputt, aber dafür is die bmw echt zu schade

  • Crash bars = God send

  • 0:16 "man, my luggage keeps hitting the ground, I think ill take it off. "

  • Man, 6 seconds in and I already think you're a supreme idiot.

  • Ride much???

  • Well, at least you are willing to go out there and ride the thing instead of the rest of the show and shine crowd. Good for you! What's a few dents and scratches between friends. :-)

  • "Nailed it!" Ha ha ha!! Phenomenal!!

  • Give me that bike it didn't deserve that...

  • und wozu das ganze ?????????????????????????

  • Those bikes are ridiculous - the 650 or 800's are perfect for any trip.

  • The key to staying up if you ever get rolling is to clutch it when it starts spinnin the tire, you'll never regain traction with the throttle. I rode about 5 miles in snow and only picked it up three times. Them damn GSs get heavy , I just had to try also. I was smart enough to do it when no one was takin a video. lol

  • con quelle pacche gli fa propio bene al motore!

  • this is what a gs deserves....

  • someone here wishing to have one and you wasting your ¬¬

  • its all fun and games until someone looses a finger.

  • que zoquete

  • SUPEEEER man :))) 5stars from me :))

  • It nailed you back mate. Great bike but way to heavy I thought, as I droped mine the same many times

  • I hardly believe you could get out of your own County

  • @1guitarlover One time I made it out of my neighborhood.

  • @halfthrottle one time i made it out of my bedroom

  • @penorwrinkle Sounds horrible.

  • @halfthrottle ya it was i ran back in as soon as i saw the sun light

  • got crashbars on that?

  • @BlackLabel7345 Yeah I have the crash guards from touratech

  • @halfthrottle Good Man! I personaly dont have the balls to throw an expansive bike like that around even with crash guards, a cheap one hells yeah but not a BMW.

  • I am astonished. Why are you treating an off-road bike like a trial one or and enduro? If you buy an expensive bike to drop it off continuously is because you have too much money or because you have no fucking idea of the bike you bought. The GS was made to cross america from Alaska to the very end of Chile / Argentina. For example.

  • @1guitarlover Oh really? Thanks for the info. I'll make sure to use it for a trip like that.

  • if that's a hill behind you you should climb it

  • @the4halves I couldn't stay upright on the level stuff no way I could get up that hill.

  • @halfthrottle, it'd be fun though wouldn't it

  • How many people does it take to haul it?

  • @DENIS0209 I can lift it by myself, but welcome help anytime you see me laying in the road.

  • DUUUUUH

  • omfg idiot

    your head is creashed

  • I want to go snow biking sometime... Check this one out: watch?v=Vksn7GGtAng

  • rookie

  • @Kansas72357 n00b

  • Haha, "Nailed it!". This is hilarious

  • It's all good dude.. that's what the crash bars are for. (thumbs up)

    If we don't mess about and practice these things.. we don't really know how the bike reacts. Those that comment negatively probably don't actually OWN their bikes.. they just posses them for a time till they sell them for nearly what they paid for them. I've ridden 2 of the big GS's down to the nub.. and working on a third. Keep up the work... these things get smaller the more you ride them.

  • too much fun, dude

  • Imbecile...

    im·be·cile (mb-sl, -sl)

    n.

    1. A stupid or silly person; a dolt.

    2. A person whose mental acumen is well below par.

    3. A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

  • @lvhoorn LOL. You nailed it.

  • Expensive doughnuts...

  • you knob....isn't there a wall you could go and crash into....I think you're due an entry in the Darwin awards....

  • Couldn't you have done that with a cheaper bike!

  • Coglione!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • The cylinder heads are protected by bars , on mine anyway, a 91 GS. I've dropped many times and never even busted a mirror. I only fall over sittin still of screwing around slow manauvers, they turn so nice. I've ridden in the snow and it sucks big time, I picked it up 3 times in 5 miles. What I did discover is when the rear breaks traction you can not regain it with throttle control, it spins or slides, you clutch it and coast, then ease back into it. smart folks stay home, crazys have to try