Strippers make a lot of money it is a work of art they are people like you and me as long as you don't go into a crack head strip club then it is all good because there are a lot of nice strip clubs with nice girls.
I hate all the "If there were no customers, there would be no strippers" comments here. Yeah that's freaking obvious. Men shouldnt have to stop the things they're doing because they should think of the poor women. Why is it that society never blames the victim. The stripper is there by choice. I dont care who you are in America there is welfare, disability, job placement agencies. They have no excuses so DO NOT blame the men/customers.
@elizarock69 If we didn``t live in a society that was so male-dominated and patriarchal, I doubt there would be many strip clubs in existence. It`s the value we put on females --as objects that are to be seen and not heard--that has alot to do with it.
@Celina6657 Hahahaha... we haven't lived in a Male dominated society in over 1000 years. this country has never seen that...
A patriarchal male dominated society goes by the male rules and is 1 husband and multiple women.
A Matriarchal society is female dominated rules, 1 wife 1 husband. Since when have we lived in a male dominated society! hahaha... what a joke. You can fool those guys, but not me. I know the truth and the facts. Women completely dominate men in this society!
@theplentysense [[Strippers don't need an excuse, the men who pay for and fuel the industry do. No customers, no strippers. Women should boycott this creep. Men have never been so alone and abandoned by women.]]
Unlike you, I consider adult women equal to adult men, and hold them responsible for their own actions and decisions, while you seem content to pretend that they're like children, victims of a evil conspiracy like characters in a shallow Charles Dickens novel.
@theplentysense said [[Chris Rock cleverly, contemptuously degrades women, using humour to veil his hostility and women are SO STUPID to pay to put him up on stage and grunt men just lap it up and expect women not to notice. He exploits every opportunity to spew venom at women.]]
Personally, I happen to like Sex-Positive feminists. You might even say that I am one. However, the old Man-Hating feminists with dusty old cunts and who dress like men are a dying breed, thank imaginary 'god'.
@theplentysense said [[Strippers don't need an excuse, the men who pay for and fuel the industry do.]]
In case you haven't noticed, women have ALL the pussy. Don't blame me for what they decide to do.
Here's another myth: strippers are "victimized".
If you've ever been to a strip club, you know how false this is.
Women will talk sweet to a guy, grind on him and exploit is sex drive for yet another $20 lap dance. WE go THERE to be "exploited". And they take advantage of us willing "victims".
@rapier0954 that is completely true. yes lets be equal in the work place but God forbid you punch a woman in the mouth. how could you punch a woman? she is so delicate! ignoramuses
@theplentysense, Sewing up 6 yr olds? You sound like a twisted bitch. Another myth is that professional call girls are in the business because they're financially trapped or have a pimp. 'Truth is, more than 95% of prostitutes in America don't work the streets and don't have pimps. Those are the drug addicts with zero connections. Most prostitutes are call girls with women bosses, or work in an Asian massage parlor with, again, women bosses. They get rich quick and stay in the business for cash
Going by my experience (and extensive field research, lol) while living in Vegas for 5 years, I would say about one in ten to one in fifteen are putting themselves through law school or some crazy shit and fly to where states are having conventions (and especially shit like the rodeos). The others are sniffing those singles up their nose, though they might buy a house with cash.
@LucisFerre1 P.S. Real lookers in Vegas can make several hundred thousand dollars a year, in undocumented cash. I knew one (perfect barbie) stripper who was becoming a veterinarian and going to open her own clinic. She estimated that she would take home about 200 grand a year, but was willing to take the "pay cut" because she's not going to stay beautiful forever. (her words).
A knew a stripper that was paying for College, she graduated the same year as me with 3.5 GPA. Most strippers are lying about it, but some do go to College and use the money to pay for it.
I also remember the lady that was taking out money, her quote was: "We will take your money in any form that you have" They'll take pocket change, they don't care.
@TriMiro8107 said [[A knew a stripper that was paying for College, she graduated the same year as me with 3.5 GPA. Most strippers are lying about it, but some do go to College and use the money to pay for it.]]
Making $20 every 3 and a half minutes can do that. That's one reason why lap-dancers hate "club mixes", they're too long.
You think strippers are dumb, because the strippers who happen to be smart know that you are dumb, and therefore want a dumb girl to grind all over you. They know their audience.
You think strippers are dumb, because the strippers who happen to be smart know that you are dumb, and therefore want a dumb girl to grind all over you. They know their audience.]]
I happen to prefer intelligent women grinding all over me.
the problem is, in college it is the guys with the best personalities or the best looks that get the hotter girls. Most univerities around the world is like that, go to any random 4 year university and take a look. By the time job security becomes the #1 factor... most of these 'hotter' girls that's still single you will be getting is already used up by some college stud 10 years ago. Also most of the good looking guys at the top schools WILL end up with good jobs anyways. So it's win win
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@charlottebraillie I guess I'll be the fourth person to argue with you in this thread.. You've never met a woman who claims to be with her man for his job/money/security, because that would make her sound horrible, and in many cases, she's way out of touch with her subconscious. You can tell me all you want about how in love supermodels are with the Trumps of the world.. doesn't change the truth. Not all cases are as black and white as that, but that concept affects most womens' judgement.
Obviously none of you are strippers, since you are not smart enough to figure out that the reason a lot of strippers go to college is because most strippers are college age!!! There are hardly any wrinkly grannies on the pole - they are almost all pretty, young, college age girls. AND, stripping fits the college life - how are you supposed to go to class all day and hold down a 9-5 job so you can eat? You dont, instead you work at night as a waitress, a bar girl, or a stripper!!
I knew a girl who was stripping (to make money obviously) and who could suck the chrome off my trailer, but she could not give me advice on how to diversify my portfolio!
Actually Its believable. If she is pretty she would be stupid to not use the hots men get for her to not get the equivalent of a months wages for wiggling at a pole for 3 hours. Also the hours work out...
there is a foolproof method to tell if a stripper is a college student: The better looking they are, it's a fair bet they're in university. 'Nuff said.
Women do not do this consiously. They evaluate men on "he looks well dressed, well spoken" etc...all indirect indications of social status. Higher status males - better looking, better dressed, self-assured, expensive car/jewellry - get higher attention. The woman is not aware of the comparative way she is judging men by.
Who the fuck are you, Desmond Morris? (and if you don't know who that is, even more reason for you to swallow your words).
By the way, could it be you have a specific type of woman in mind? What about the millions of women who judge a man by - oh, I don' know - his ass or his sense of humour?
Since it happens when a woman first sees a man and it happens instinctively, doesn't mean they think of themselves as being attracted to a man for other qualities - in fact psychological self-defense mandates it. 'Cause thinking I'm into him cause hes richer makes women feel degraded.
Also I would like to point out that it is not the only critetrion - namely it is a positive association. So a rich funny friendly guy gets more attention than a funny friendly guy. Every time.
There are loads of women who run a mile when a guy they like turns out to be some wealthy heir or a celebrity. Why? Lots of reasons : because they're afraid to be seen as gold diggers, or because they imagine a guy like that couldn't possibly be faithful. I once met a really great guy who - after one date - told me he was a well known soccer player. I didn't agree to a second date because I didn't want all the trouble that comes with it.
It is absolutely prevalent - just because few do not fit the bill (and they are few) does not make the general observation accurate - similar to the statement "women are shorter than men" yes, there will definately be women taller than me or most guys, but the averages hold. If I could be bothered I'd link a psych study by Boston uni, but can't be arsed to look.
To make it fair I'll place a reverse generalization - guys tend to look at girls T&A.
@charlotteBraillie Girls like guys with money and guys who are at least a tiny bit of a celebrity. A girl going out of her way to avoid that kinda guy is a girl who is going against her instincts.
"All guys like football and guys who don't go against their instincts". That's just as insane as what you said about girls. What about a girl who elopes with a poor guy she loves in stead of marrying the rich guy her parents picked out for her? Is she also going "against her instincts"????
it all depends on the situation. A hot stripper girl with no education don't have the luxury of choosing between love and job security money. A hot top 50 Univeristy future doctor girl does. Some people like to say the cute guys in college will lose out later on because their looks won't be as effective.. Except their in college already, what's to say they won't end up being rich and cute. It's not like their getting a worse education then the nerd. Their at the same school lol.
a stripper came up to me once and was trying to get me to pay for a lapdance and in my mind i was like "no way, she's a dumb fake blonde with fake tits" and she started talking to me and before i knew it i was talking to her about stephen hawking and quantum physics and she fucking knew way more than me. i couldn't believe it
@ilikevines I read all Hawkins books when I was 12 and understood them. If you read them you will see that he explains everything in a way that even a stripper would understand. So it's HIS genious and not hers that you should be impressed with, after all he can explain physics to a stripper...LOL
@rsx123 said [[ That's funny all the strippers that I get lap dances from talk about how their parents are drug addicts and they hate their dads.]]
Wrong. Even the washed up slags with stubble-legs in the original Crazy Horse in vegas didn't do that. Strippers talk sexy shit so you will get a woody and immediately pay for another lap dance when a new song starts.
@ilikevines yah usually when you see random people you just ask them how much they know about quantum physics huh? explains why a stripper would think you would pay.
I think Chris is totally wrong on this one. Alot of strippers aren't fucked up on drugs, etc... Most of them hate the customers. It's just a job that pays easy money and let's them pursue other things they want.
There actually are some strippers who are trying to elevate their education. Working as a stripper can be convenient because 1. it's at night. 2. it pays decent/well depending on your body. So yeah, I guess there's that.
@playthefield21 well it's not a myth if its true there are strippers who use that job to pay for college? lol no one is saying there are hundreds and thousands, or that ALL strippers are in college.. its just a stereotype now.. so its easy to joke about.. its like saying, all black males have big.... obviously not true lol but cause its been turned into a stereotype, they all do lol
@Youngstargh Yeah but see having a big thing isn't even a bad stereotype. Strippers always make the excuse that they're doing it for college tuition but you know it's bullshit lol.
@playthefield21 all black folks having a big thing is bullsh!t too lol.. like most stereotypes :P.. but yeah, most of them are probably just saying it to sound a little less.. uhm for the lack of a better word, "trashy" lol but being a male, it doesnt really matter what they use the money for, as long as they look good doin it lol
lool
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ABO511ATB 3 weeks ago 9
i dont think u realize but not everyone who goes to college is smart.
skillasaurus707 1 month ago
Strippers make a lot of money it is a work of art they are people like you and me as long as you don't go into a crack head strip club then it is all good because there are a lot of nice strip clubs with nice girls.
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PhenomMuzikOfficial 1 month ago
I hate all the "If there were no customers, there would be no strippers" comments here. Yeah that's freaking obvious. Men shouldnt have to stop the things they're doing because they should think of the poor women. Why is it that society never blames the victim. The stripper is there by choice. I dont care who you are in America there is welfare, disability, job placement agencies. They have no excuses so DO NOT blame the men/customers.
elizarock69 1 month ago
@elizarock69 If we didn``t live in a society that was so male-dominated and patriarchal, I doubt there would be many strip clubs in existence. It`s the value we put on females --as objects that are to be seen and not heard--that has alot to do with it.
Celina6657 1 month ago
@Celina6657 well then the question to ask is what were women doing since the beginning of time to assert their dominance.
elizarock69 1 month ago
@Celina6657 Hahahaha... we haven't lived in a Male dominated society in over 1000 years. this country has never seen that...
A patriarchal male dominated society goes by the male rules and is 1 husband and multiple women.
A Matriarchal society is female dominated rules, 1 wife 1 husband. Since when have we lived in a male dominated society! hahaha... what a joke. You can fool those guys, but not me. I know the truth and the facts. Women completely dominate men in this society!
crazymike44 4 weeks ago
@Celina6657 Trust me, if guy's could get hundreds of dollars every day for taking our clothes of and grinding on women, we would do it.
deadshot1995 4 weeks ago
@Celina6657 idiot
mikereddy23 2 weeks ago
@mikereddy23 You're insecure. It's fine.
Celina6657 2 weeks ago
lol
lionel19651 1 month ago
Pfft. . . I'm a host at a strip joint and about 50% of the strippers have a Bachelor's.
SStrongIsNeverWrong 1 month ago
@theplentysense [[Strippers don't need an excuse, the men who pay for and fuel the industry do. No customers, no strippers. Women should boycott this creep. Men have never been so alone and abandoned by women.]]
Unlike you, I consider adult women equal to adult men, and hold them responsible for their own actions and decisions, while you seem content to pretend that they're like children, victims of a evil conspiracy like characters in a shallow Charles Dickens novel.
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Personally, I happen to like Sex-Positive feminists. You might even say that I am one. However, the old Man-Hating feminists with dusty old cunts and who dress like men are a dying breed, thank imaginary 'god'.
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
@theplentysense said [[Strippers don't need an excuse, the men who pay for and fuel the industry do.]]
In case you haven't noticed, women have ALL the pussy. Don't blame me for what they decide to do.
Here's another myth: strippers are "victimized".
If you've ever been to a strip club, you know how false this is.
Women will talk sweet to a guy, grind on him and exploit is sex drive for yet another $20 lap dance. WE go THERE to be "exploited". And they take advantage of us willing "victims".
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
@LucisFerre1 What women mean by liberation is being allowed to have it both ways, and God help you if you don't agree with them.
rapier0954 1 month ago
@rapier0954 that is completely true. yes lets be equal in the work place but God forbid you punch a woman in the mouth. how could you punch a woman? she is so delicate! ignoramuses
elizarock69 1 month ago
@elizarock69 I agree with you 100%
rapier0954 1 month ago
@theplentysense, Sewing up 6 yr olds? You sound like a twisted bitch. Another myth is that professional call girls are in the business because they're financially trapped or have a pimp. 'Truth is, more than 95% of prostitutes in America don't work the streets and don't have pimps. Those are the drug addicts with zero connections. Most prostitutes are call girls with women bosses, or work in an Asian massage parlor with, again, women bosses. They get rich quick and stay in the business for cash
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
Going by my experience (and extensive field research, lol) while living in Vegas for 5 years, I would say about one in ten to one in fifteen are putting themselves through law school or some crazy shit and fly to where states are having conventions (and especially shit like the rodeos). The others are sniffing those singles up their nose, though they might buy a house with cash.
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@LucisFerre1 P.S. Real lookers in Vegas can make several hundred thousand dollars a year, in undocumented cash. I knew one (perfect barbie) stripper who was becoming a veterinarian and going to open her own clinic. She estimated that she would take home about 200 grand a year, but was willing to take the "pay cut" because she's not going to stay beautiful forever. (her words).
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
im a stripper paying for college lol...
HeyitsGeri 2 months ago
A knew a stripper that was paying for College, she graduated the same year as me with 3.5 GPA. Most strippers are lying about it, but some do go to College and use the money to pay for it.
I also remember the lady that was taking out money, her quote was: "We will take your money in any form that you have" They'll take pocket change, they don't care.
TriMiro8107 2 months ago
@TriMiro8107 said [[A knew a stripper that was paying for College, she graduated the same year as me with 3.5 GPA. Most strippers are lying about it, but some do go to College and use the money to pay for it.]]
Making $20 every 3 and a half minutes can do that. That's one reason why lap-dancers hate "club mixes", they're too long.
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
I thought that myth was only in my country, so it's everywhere then.
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@palebluedot89 said [[Dear men in this thread.
You think strippers are dumb, because the strippers who happen to be smart know that you are dumb, and therefore want a dumb girl to grind all over you. They know their audience.]]
I happen to prefer intelligent women grinding all over me.
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
For some reason I've noticed that lots of Japanese hostess girls say they are studying architecture. Whether it's true or not, it's kind of strange.
Tzadeck 2 months ago
@rsx123
Good times.
ilikevines 3 months ago
it was in accepted the movie
popstarprincess123 3 months ago
Anybody who's actually seen the movie would understand the clear heels thing.
TheNobleNemesis 3 months ago
"If I were you, I would diversify my portfolio" xD
PersonalityDeficit87 4 months ago 25
did anyone came here from maxim?
Muzulmann 4 months ago
His face when he said "we need something new". >>>>>>>> lmaoo.
iSyxxBoi 4 months ago
@DANSGIRL30
haha true, this chick was a science student though
ilikevines 4 months ago
umm..I'm a dancer in college..and I think I'm the only one.
BrownEyedBeauty003 5 months ago
the problem is, in college it is the guys with the best personalities or the best looks that get the hotter girls. Most univerities around the world is like that, go to any random 4 year university and take a look. By the time job security becomes the #1 factor... most of these 'hotter' girls that's still single you will be getting is already used up by some college stud 10 years ago. Also most of the good looking guys at the top schools WILL end up with good jobs anyways. So it's win win
starso1212 4 months ago
EVERY stripper has some LAME excuse for stripping!
heartachesforedward 5 months ago
EVERY stripper has some LAME excuse for stripping!
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@charlottebraillie I guess I'll be the fourth person to argue with you in this thread.. You've never met a woman who claims to be with her man for his job/money/security, because that would make her sound horrible, and in many cases, she's way out of touch with her subconscious. You can tell me all you want about how in love supermodels are with the Trumps of the world.. doesn't change the truth. Not all cases are as black and white as that, but that concept affects most womens' judgement.
JKwoftw 5 months ago
"I didn't know they had a college that only took $1 dollar bills" LMAO
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how abt novacane by Franck Ocean ???
ranujan18 6 months ago
@ranujan18 and Beck
DanieLatzanich 6 months ago
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DanieLatzanich 6 months ago
i got into a deep political discussion with a stripper once
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"I didn't know they had a college that only took 1$ bills" LOL
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Chris Rock is hilarious :)
siddharthmagazine 7 months ago
Obviously none of you are strippers, since you are not smart enough to figure out that the reason a lot of strippers go to college is because most strippers are college age!!! There are hardly any wrinkly grannies on the pole - they are almost all pretty, young, college age girls. AND, stripping fits the college life - how are you supposed to go to class all day and hold down a 9-5 job so you can eat? You dont, instead you work at night as a waitress, a bar girl, or a stripper!!
lucialuciawild 7 months ago
I knew a girl who was stripping (to make money obviously) and who could suck the chrome off my trailer, but she could not give me advice on how to diversify my portfolio!
makiavelli999 7 months ago
@makiavelli999
So now you live in a chromeless trailer? That sucks.
Buy some hedge funds.
charlotteBraillie 7 months ago
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Aint no such thing as smart strippers
1idea 8 months ago
i knew a beautiful girl who was stripping to make money and she was (and still is) a university student...
And yes, she was smart.
ScannerWoman 8 months ago
@ScannerWoman i know a dog with wings
suparpowers 7 months ago 23
@suparpowers
Actually Its believable. If she is pretty she would be stupid to not use the hots men get for her to not get the equivalent of a months wages for wiggling at a pole for 3 hours. Also the hours work out...
52111centrumcz 7 months ago
"Ever since the end of The Cold War I find NATO obsolete" hahaha
JKCNinety 8 months ago
5 strippers got offended
g00dguyforyou 8 months ago 4
lol playas club
jasBEEEmine 8 months ago
there is a foolproof method to tell if a stripper is a college student: The better looking they are, it's a fair bet they're in university. 'Nuff said.
theQuestion626 8 months ago
@theQuestion626 riiight.
drawmaster77 8 months ago
There are definitely smart strippers but that still won't convince me stripping is right. You're selling your body for money. Fuck that.
TheSamee 9 months ago
@TheSamee lol where have you been living, most women are with their man for his job/money/security first looks/personality second.
litcguitarist 8 months ago
@litcguitarist
I've never ever seen or met a woman who was with their man for his job/money/security, where have YOU been living?
charlotteBraillie 8 months ago
@charlotteBraillie
Women do not do this consiously. They evaluate men on "he looks well dressed, well spoken" etc...all indirect indications of social status. Higher status males - better looking, better dressed, self-assured, expensive car/jewellry - get higher attention. The woman is not aware of the comparative way she is judging men by.
52111centrumcz 7 months ago
@52111centrumcz
Who the fuck are you, Desmond Morris? (and if you don't know who that is, even more reason for you to swallow your words).
By the way, could it be you have a specific type of woman in mind? What about the millions of women who judge a man by - oh, I don' know - his ass or his sense of humour?
charlotteBraillie 7 months ago
@charlotteBraillie
Since it happens when a woman first sees a man and it happens instinctively, doesn't mean they think of themselves as being attracted to a man for other qualities - in fact psychological self-defense mandates it. 'Cause thinking I'm into him cause hes richer makes women feel degraded.
Also I would like to point out that it is not the only critetrion - namely it is a positive association. So a rich funny friendly guy gets more attention than a funny friendly guy. Every time.
52111centrumcz 7 months ago
@52111centrumcz
There are loads of women who run a mile when a guy they like turns out to be some wealthy heir or a celebrity. Why? Lots of reasons : because they're afraid to be seen as gold diggers, or because they imagine a guy like that couldn't possibly be faithful. I once met a really great guy who - after one date - told me he was a well known soccer player. I didn't agree to a second date because I didn't want all the trouble that comes with it.
charlotteBraillie 7 months ago
@charlotteBraillie
It is absolutely prevalent - just because few do not fit the bill (and they are few) does not make the general observation accurate - similar to the statement "women are shorter than men" yes, there will definately be women taller than me or most guys, but the averages hold. If I could be bothered I'd link a psych study by Boston uni, but can't be arsed to look.
To make it fair I'll place a reverse generalization - guys tend to look at girls T&A.
52111centrumcz 7 months ago
@52111centrumcz
If the only people you see around you are the ones that fit the stereotypes, then it's time to move!
charlotteBraillie 7 months ago
@charlotteBraillie Girls like guys with money and guys who are at least a tiny bit of a celebrity. A girl going out of her way to avoid that kinda guy is a girl who is going against her instincts.
ninjajesus81 6 months ago
@ninjajesus81
So what you're saying is basically :"Everybody is superficial. Someone who's not superficial, goes against their instincts."
Bullshit!
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie It's not about being superficial if you really like the person.
ninjajesus81 6 months ago
@ninjajesus81
"All guys like football and guys who don't go against their instincts". That's just as insane as what you said about girls. What about a girl who elopes with a poor guy she loves in stead of marrying the rich guy her parents picked out for her? Is she also going "against her instincts"????
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie If she liked the rich guy more than the poor guy, yes.
ninjajesus81 6 months ago
@ninjajesus81
Why the fuck would she elope with the poor guy if she liked the rich guy better?
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie I have no idea. That's why it's backwards.
ninjajesus81 6 months ago
@ninjajesus81
Oh, I get it, you're just having me on, aren't you?
charlotteBraillie 6 months ago
@charlotteBraillie only happens in movies you dumb cunt
Silverjda 5 months ago
it all depends on the situation. A hot stripper girl with no education don't have the luxury of choosing between love and job security money. A hot top 50 Univeristy future doctor girl does. Some people like to say the cute guys in college will lose out later on because their looks won't be as effective.. Except their in college already, what's to say they won't end up being rich and cute. It's not like their getting a worse education then the nerd. Their at the same school lol.
starso1212 4 months ago
@starso1212 Why should anyone take your views seriously, when you don't even know the difference between "they're" and "their"?
univ0997 4 months ago
I knew a stripper in college!
moomoodeadcow 9 months ago
love how he says stripper myth
202MegaHomer202 10 months ago
a stripper came up to me once and was trying to get me to pay for a lapdance and in my mind i was like "no way, she's a dumb fake blonde with fake tits" and she started talking to me and before i knew it i was talking to her about stephen hawking and quantum physics and she fucking knew way more than me. i couldn't believe it
ilikevines 10 months ago 132
@ilikevines I hope you gave her money just for that riveting conversation. I would have.
2snipe1 9 months ago
@ilikevines You better have that number lol.
HybridD91 8 months ago
@ilikevines I read all Hawkins books when I was 12 and understood them. If you read them you will see that he explains everything in a way that even a stripper would understand. So it's HIS genious and not hers that you should be impressed with, after all he can explain physics to a stripper...LOL
DANSGIRL30 4 months ago
@DANSGIRL30 said [[I read all Hawkins books when I was 12 and understood them.]]
And yet you can't spell "Hawking", lol.
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dramaqueen465 3 months ago
@ilikevines That's funny all the strippers that I get lap dances from talk about how their parents are drug addicts and they hate their dads.
rsx123 3 months ago 2
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@rsx123 said [[ That's funny all the strippers that I get lap dances from talk about how their parents are drug addicts and they hate their dads.]]
Wrong. Even the washed up slags with stubble-legs in the original Crazy Horse in vegas didn't do that. Strippers talk sexy shit so you will get a woody and immediately pay for another lap dance when a new song starts.
LucisFerre1 2 months ago
@ilikevines yah usually when you see random people you just ask them how much they know about quantum physics huh? explains why a stripper would think you would pay.
vitalgameshard 3 months ago 2
Every stripper I ever met was in school to be a medical assistant;the next time i go to the doctor-I'm taking a GOOD look around...
mrbriscoe2001 10 months ago 7
3 strippers disliked this :D
fujixsempai 10 months ago
*grind grind* "Y'know ever since the end of the Cold War I find NATO obselete" *grind grind*
xXMissFoxyXx 11 months ago 8
So f-ckin' true!
lilmissashleym 11 months ago
haha theres no clear heels in biology...haha...a college that only takes $1 bills :P hilarious!!
Tightey88 11 months ago 7
I think that ONE dislike is a striper PWAHAHAHA
dudwo304 1 year ago
LOL! so true, but a rare few actually are in college.
2theyellowhouse 1 year ago
I love strippers
GetSome200H8 1 year ago
It makes you pity them and buy a dance, " I need more blow" doesn't usually work out to well lol. and no I'm not a stripper or a woman or on blow
Ryusan11 1 year ago
@Ryusan11 common girl strip for your daddy
rd649 10 months ago
shooot Im going into college debt. Id give it consideration.... :P jk jk
crazyorangezebra 1 year ago 3
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ciainthehouse 1 year ago
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XFS540 my msn in profile! Chris Rock - "The Stripper Myth"
sexykatie911 1 year ago
best EVER!
clouds4free 1 year ago
Smart Lap Dance
ahahaahahahaha
oskarkarrera 1 year ago
I think Chris is totally wrong on this one. Alot of strippers aren't fucked up on drugs, etc... Most of them hate the customers. It's just a job that pays easy money and let's them pursue other things they want.
ActaNonVerba71 1 year ago
@ActaNonVerba71 It's a fucking joke, stupid.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@CoolerKing37 You're an idiot if you think some comedians, especially someone as clever as Chris Rock, don't make social commentary via comedy.
ActaNonVerba71 1 year ago
@ActaNonVerba71 There's and social commentary and then there's just you being a literal faggot.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@CoolerKing37 You'll be alright little lady.
ActaNonVerba71 1 year ago
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CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@CoolerKing37 Hush little baby, don't say a word...
ActaNonVerba71 1 year ago
@ActaNonVerba71 The moment you were born somebody was walking by and said "Hey look! There's a cunt coming out of some cunt's cunt"!
CoolerKing37 1 year ago 16
@CoolerKing37 lol, i haven't read the argument between u and the other guy but all il say is that is just fucking funny! XD
Honeylicious22 1 year ago
Haha yeah there are strippers in college. But no matter what we always saying we paying tuition and all the tricks spend more money.
Of course there are no clear heels at college campus. Those are our work shoes!!
You dont see waiters wearing their non skid shoes in class!
burritomg 1 year ago 3
There actually are some strippers who are trying to elevate their education. Working as a stripper can be convenient because 1. it's at night. 2. it pays decent/well depending on your body. So yeah, I guess there's that.
ImNotYourFriend212 1 year ago
@ImNotYourFriend212 3- its a joke lol Chris isnt ignorant, he knoooows there are strippers who will be at college..
Youngstargh 1 year ago 123
@Youngstargh Perhaps, but not as many as the myth would have you believe...
playthefield21 1 year ago
@playthefield21 well it's not a myth if its true there are strippers who use that job to pay for college? lol no one is saying there are hundreds and thousands, or that ALL strippers are in college.. its just a stereotype now.. so its easy to joke about.. its like saying, all black males have big.... obviously not true lol but cause its been turned into a stereotype, they all do lol
Youngstargh 1 year ago
@Youngstargh Yeah but see having a big thing isn't even a bad stereotype. Strippers always make the excuse that they're doing it for college tuition but you know it's bullshit lol.
playthefield21 1 year ago
@playthefield21 all black folks having a big thing is bullsh!t too lol.. like most stereotypes :P.. but yeah, most of them are probably just saying it to sound a little less.. uhm for the lack of a better word, "trashy" lol but being a male, it doesnt really matter what they use the money for, as long as they look good doin it lol
Youngstargh 1 year ago
@ImNotYourFriend212 I'm pretty sure he knows that you silly child. He's a comedian, not everything he says is to be taken seriously
Totalmachine09 1 year ago 3
whats clear heels?
KiwiKid4Lyf 1 year ago
@KiwiKid4Lyf their the heels that strippers wear when they strip
Kujalover13 1 year ago
@KiwiKid4Lyf: Heels made out of glass and are see through.
rosered316 1 year ago
if i were you, i would diversify my portfolio...ha ha ha
oksuznet 2 years ago 295
@oksuznet i dont get this joke can someone explain
snakecuto 5 months ago
@oksuznet i dont get this joke can someone explain
snakecuto 5 months ago
@snakecuto U clearly don't understand the stripper culture.
Skilbeard 5 months ago