Brian Regan- Loitering and Manslaughter (HQ upload)

[john129flip]

I'm going to post the funniest part of this video in the comments so people know I liked it.

[AnUnheardEidolon]

xDDDDD he has the best faces EVER

[Broons2112Bane]

Sure Brian swears a bit, but at least its not a Fuck every few words *cough*DANE COOK*cough* :)

[Bmanritchie]

BEST FACE EVER @ 0:51!!

[TheBCStore]

at 1:02 listen to the backgroound and youll hear someone go ooohhh oh ooh

[agwells100]

I feel like the 9gag army should take this over...

[hamletisastud]

my stomach hurts and i just crapped my pants XD!!

[tenorman86]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. His face when he says 'manslaughter!!' literally made me shit my pants lol.

[nirvanapower1991]

11 people got arrested for loitering

[ArmyOfJoe]

This wasn't funny at all, this guy tries to hard. Although, good thing for him a lot of people will laugh at anything.

[victherattlehead77]

@ArmyOfJoe Yes, i am sure everyone who reads this will accept your in depth analysis of how you perceive this comedian after watching a minute and 20 sec clip. Who the HELL, had the AUDACITY, to dislike this video.

[TehNaylor]

@ArmyOfJoe Oh snap, so deep and edgy

[Honeydew7396]

MMMMAAANSLAUGHTTA!!!!

[deanygirl1234]

Omfg my class watched this one day during a lesson on hyperboles and I was crying I was laughing so hard!!!!

[str8ownage616]

10 people were arrested for loitering...

[s0medudeonline]

Loitering! lol

[meleforever2011]

@RedDKWoW close, but not really, you are thinking of "involuntary manslaughter"

[Honeydew7396]

MMMMAAANSLAUGHTER!!!!

[npreed92]

9 people loitered.



[calikaity]

pause at 1:07, or press 7 and/or 8 over and over

[blindreefer]

@calikaity Goddamnit. I tried it and I broke YouTube!

[Cocoeiyo]

So what are you in for?

MMAAAANNNNSLLLAUUGHHHTERRRRR!!­!! LMAO

[TheBiAtheist]

You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. ^_^

[indielovesunicorns]

I live on the edge!

Hahahahaha!

[gking407]

"I don't think so"... bahahahaah

[kitty66516]

0:50 I mean

[kitty66516]

:50 X_X R.I.P.

It was too funny

[purplesodapop]

bahahaha his face after he said "MANSLAUGHTER"

[StallordBeast98]

8 people were arrested for loitering...

[dubs77xx]

keep pressing '8' during the video xD

(1:03-1:05...)

XD

[elementpants13]

Hit the "6" key

[Luluchan266]

What are you in for?

MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNSSS­LLLLLAAAAUUUUGHGHGHGHHGHTTERER­RRRRRR!!!

...

I SLLLALLALAAAUUUGHGGHHTERED A MAAAAAN!!!

XD

[Haleyology]

does enyone else knowtes that the word laughter is in slaughter

[spoon149]

@Haleyology ahhh this guy ^^ :D

[crapstacker5]

How could there be seven dislikes? I almost busted a nut laughing so hard.

[krazykatluvinkid]

0:49 IS MY FAVORITE PART!!! I laughed so hard I was CRYING!!!! "DAMN! Please change the termanology. What're you in for? MAAAAAAAANSLAUGHTEERRRRRRRRRRR­R!!" "They were like, you gotta move along, and I'm like I don't think so" THESE are the highlights of my day! XD

[snowflakechic]

"MANSLAUGHTER!!!!!!!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!!!!!"

"What are you in for?"

"LOITERING!"

[You102Tube]

HILARIOUS!!!!!

[BTTFPokePirate]

i was loitering outside the library once, and then a cop started walking toward me and my friends. without saying a word, we were "herded" back into the library XD

[DudeFret]

MANSLAUGHTER!

[katiedarren123]

im like you man.. i live on the edge. theyre like you gotta move along and im like I DONT THINK SO! omg iloveit

[Rit957]

0:55 I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!!

!!! JUST LIKE A PIG. PUT HIM ON A STICK n' PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!

[ambre6868]

love it

[TheDailyDaley]

1. Turn on closed captioning.

2. Laugh like a crazy person.

[goodmage1991]

he sounds like a super mutant! XD

[mazerunner13]

I have never struggled harder to contain my laughter. i was litterally grinding my pillow and crying. the reason for me holding in so much laughter is that its 12 at night and i can't wake anyone up O_O

[FallenArchlord2010]

yu cant spell slaughter without laughter

[couragedog19]

move along ...I DONT THINK SO

[ragdolltv1]

@vindication84 challenge not done

[Gamergod8D]

0:46 possibly the funniest fuckin thing I've ever seen.

I had to keep watching over and over until I could go the whole thing without laughing.

Over 20 times I've watched and I can't stop laughing!

[BTTFPokePirate]

all superheroes and villans can be charged with manslaughter

batman, however, can also be charged with loitering; he waits in his cave for evil to pop up.

[OXxYourxMomxXO]

Damn... Can You Please Change The Tremonalogy?

[rassledassle82]

"Their like,'You better move along' and I'm like, 'I don't think so' " LOL

[virginiarules510]

"They're like, 'You gotta move along,' and I'm like, 'I don't think so!'"

The look on his face when he says this it just hilarious.

[mvalliere5]

press 8

[11Ansley11]

@rondill65. Some people just dont understand jokes so they dont think tjey r funny. Everyone has a different sense of humor. Some teachers r so burnt out they can barely even smile.

[rondill65]

it's weird how some people don't have a sense of humor....... i sometimes wonder if it's due to upbringing, because i would think that a sense of humor is a natural sense that we all must be born with-- like anger, sadness and happiness...... not sure what it is that causes people to NOT think that FUNNY----is FUNNY........ any one know the answer to this question? please let me know............

[ThePwnage96]

0:40 made me burst haha

[ThePwnage96]

@ThePwnage96 I mean 0:48 haha

[OMGsquirel26]

What are you in for?

MMMMMAAAANNNNSLAUGHTER!

I SLAUGHTERED A MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[frizzheadgal]

man this guy has no place to go xD

[frowlong]

You gotta move along. I don't think so.

[guitar110297]

"ok move along"

[BirdiewasHere]

@guitar110297

I don't think so! >:(

[DancingSpiderman]

@PossessedReaper That is a purty funny way to end up hurting yourself haha!

[ext5127s]

MANSLOTTER!!!!!!!

[TheMusicalGuitarGirl]

This is one of my favorites!! I have seen him live! He is SSSOOO funny!!

[kokalols]

Someone needs to upload this whole show like "I walked on the moon."

[vindication84]

@kokalols Challenge accepted.

[kokalols]

@vindication84 U da man!!! =)

[Dzmite]

@vindication84 please do! XD

[mghooplax]

@kokalols someone did

[TheHunter482]

@kokalols its on netflix

[JackBlackNinja]

:41 HE SAID DAMN!!!

[BOWLOFGRAVY1]

I love how he waves his fingers at 0:53

[TheBlackVoidrae]

Unlike you man, I live on the edge! They were like, "You gotta go" and I'm like, "I DONT THINK SO"

[BreathOFLaminin]

@TheBlackVoidrae He said, "I'm like you man..." not "unlike you."

[TheBlackVoidrae]

@BreathOFLaminin I didn't ask for my quote to be corrected, that's considered rude. ^^

[BreathOFLaminin]

@TheBlackVoidrae Rude?! It's a comment on a YouTube video. It's not like I cussed you out or anything...and I also don't even know you. If you think that's rude, you need thicker skin.

OMG, did I just offend you again?!!

[TheBlackVoidrae]

@BreathOFLaminin Please do not start a fight on a Brian Regan video. Please of all videos you can start fights on.

[BreathOFLaminin]

@TheBlackVoidrae I didn't start any fight...you did, falsely calling me "rude."

[weewin11]

I've loved this guy since the fifth grade

[awsome34ful]

Ok so I was saying what he was saying then some how it played and I exited out and it played

[Archangelz07]

"wat r u in here for?"....."MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!!! PUT HIM ON A STICK AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!! Wat r u in here for?!" "Loitering!! I'M LIKE U MAN, I LIVE ON THE EDGE!! THEY WERE LIKE 'U GOT TO MOVE ALONG' AND IM LIKE 'I DONT THINK SO!'!!"

LOL i love that part :)

[Geekpuncher1]

3 people were loitering.

[CaptainHenroyMorgan]

Geez I wish I could do that. All the perfect timing, imitations, facial expressions.

[rockstarfame101]

im like u man i live on the edge there like u gotta move a long and im like i dont think so.

[broadwaymelody33]

AH SLAAAAAAAAWTERED A MAAAAAN

[buttaman8302]

Any video that doesn't actually show him, i don't watch. Seeing his face is half of the funny

[vindication84]

@buttaman8302 Agreed.

[FlyingAce1016]

@buttaman8302 Yep if you just listen to a comedian and you hear silence and the audience laughs you just missed him acting it out D:

[punkmusicmetal]

@buttaman8302 This is why he's so great. He's got jokes AND delivery. So many comedians have a hard time getting either right...

[HotTnGirl69]

@buttaman8302 I fully agree, especially when he screams "Mmaannssllaauugghhtteerr!!" Most favorite part haha!!

[ajg95]

And i'm like "I don't think so!"

[AvatarNub]

0:48

[AndriaFair]

"What are you in for?" "MANSLAUGHTER!!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!!! LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT WITH AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!! What are you in for?" "Loitering! I'm like you man, I live in the edge! He was like 'move along' and I was like 'I don't think so'." XDDDDD I literally laughed so hard that I curled into a ball! XD

[PSP2000MAN]

@AndriaFair Stick it. We all know what he says. Its easier to listen than to read a dumb comment.

[pwnthrower]

I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!!!!!!!

[bugangusmaximus420]

Your all stupid

[RussiaPwnsNoobs]

@bugangusmaximus420 Thank you, I am glad to be a Smart Talented Unique Person in Demand. (S.T.U.P.I.D) :D <3

[OsamabeenLaggin]

@RussiaPwnsNoobs win...

[KitkatRai]

MMAAAAAAN SLAUGHTER!!!!

[mynameisearl37]

Where.s the love butyon?

[foreverandever432]

I made a youtube account just to comment on this..

He has the absolute best faces. They are absolutely hilarious. I laugh every single time.

[wingman123]

"Move along"........."I don't think so!"



[wittw]

MMMMMAAAANNNNSLAUGHTER!

[H1N1777]

@wittw I SLAUGHTERED A MAN! LIKE A PIG!

[legalconspiricies]

i'm like you man, i live on the edge. lmfao that line kills me.

[duckium]

tickles the hell outta me every time. the face and voice. wow.

[JinglesKagoosearoo]

God I love his face.

[vindication84]

@JinglesKagoosearoo I know, isn't it great? I was showing his stand-up to my family tonight and they all hated it... I don't get it.

[JinglesKagoosearoo]

@vindication84

Its cause they all were accused of MANSLAUGHTER.

[thejimandypage]

@vindication84 That's amazing. How could anyone survive a Regan stand-up without dying of laughter?

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

@vindication84 I'm sorry good sir, you're gonna have to manslaughter your family just like pigs...

[Matryx]

@vindication84 He has the most incredible eye control. I cant imagine being able to move my eyes independently and yet have full control.

[NightmareRoach]

@vindication84 u should kill your family in there sleep

[vindication84]

@NightmareRoach I know where you're going with this, but it's still really creepy.