New Moon2

[Megalodon64]

lololol i swallowed my gum when you u said there was a big room full of people waiting to masterbate.

[trampolinechics]

"It would appear that you would like to join my fraternity of homosexuals." Dude, you are hilarious!!! Keep the twilight reviews coming!

[smithsb]

@trampolinechics Glad that you like it :) and only one more month until Eclipse so expect a review soon.

[LooLivi]

PURE BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!

[HellGirlyCard]

Holy SHIT. Those edward creepy panties are the most FRICKIN SCARY thigns I have EVER seen. And that's saying something, I'm a Stephen King & Hellsing fan LOL.

Rob Pattison dosen't even like Edward, he thinks he's a stalker. He even said "Hes a 108-year-old virgin so hes obviously got some issues there. that's a direct quote from an interview. (Alucard eats Edward Sparkles 4 breakfast.)

[wolfalchemistofmoon]

7:11-7:26 OH GOD MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!!!

damn it micheal sheen, you were so cool in underworld, you can do better then this peice of crap movie! I went to see 2012 (Great movie, do a review over it, not your brothers but that was funny too.) and I didn't realize the day so the theatre was packed with little fucking twilight tittyboppers, it was fucking rediculas, and I never wanted a 'team fuck off twilight' t-shirt more. Great review as always. five stars!

[bbFOBgcLPspPtdg3DD]

6:47 they did that on purpose

[TheFringeDweller]

Fuck yeah, what the hell was up with Micheal Sheen.

Ugh who the fuck would buy Edward Cullen panties?? Well I can answer that but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU??

Cheers, anyway sweet vid. I can't wait for Eclipse...not for the movie..but for this XD

[jdoghockey19]

bob marley haha!!

[GABYINCUBUSMcCARTNEY]

WTF! with those panties....seriously what the fuck!!!!!!!

Oh! and I'm angry with Michael Sheen too... You were Lucian! you were Lucian!!!!!!! how could you do this to us!!! ahhhhh

[TheWolverineReviwer]

Great now I have to go see it XD

[lilj2422]

lol buck teeth

[FLstudioproducer1]

Totally agree this movie makes me wonna become a terrorist. Down with America

[pialuvsu]

hahahahahhhahahahahhahahahhaha

fuck that was funny, TEAM SEXY PAMTS!

ive had a shit day, and this turned it right around impissing my self laughing,

freakking awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[littlemissxxx3]

6:59-Funniest expression ever!

[SonyaTheAwesome]

I know. I used to like Michael Sheen, then I was pissed when he was in New Moon.

[yall1987]

omg i loved the very end! lmfao

[kaleldata]

freakin awesome twilight and all those involved in its creation and marketing should perish for their crime!!!!!!

[MrsCamui]

I gotta ask, do you have headphones? If you do, please plug them in to get rid of that horrible eco. I have to keep turning my speakers up and down.

Moving on, I died at the end. Oh my God, that was great! That and the "gotta go" thing in the date rape woods.

[CadenceRhameyGreen]

hahahaa, shark boy ;)

[TylerBunnylover]

Wow. If only they had those undies but like backwards...so I could sit on his face. Because I hate this book, this saga, all of it. I hate Stephanie Meyer, omahJesus. It's ridiculous. I loved this review.

I've decided I need to go see this movie just to laugh at the dumbasses watching the movie.

[pfftyousuck]

Tbf...even if this film was really good, you'd obliged to talk about it like it's shit...so who knows if you're talking the truth here.

[yall1987]

actaully he's pretty much telling the truth about it lol!

[cookie30341]

lol the end was funny

[mercyharding]

wow. this makes me want to look up clips just to see if the acting was more horrible than the last movie! great review, your as hilarious as always!

[shadyvill325]

LOL @ the shark boy at the end..... I was hoping u were going to do the Arnold schwarzenegger voice for edward cullen like u did in the twilight review but still funny

[smithsb]

I should of lol, well at least we have Team Sexy Pants

[shadyvill325]

Lol ha sexy pants was hilarious.

[jizz0in0my0pants]

YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY

[bloobla32]

hohoh first 1

that was awsome