What NOT to say to an ethnic Albanian

[MsARGHHHHHH]

this is like a crap tune ! and some of that is bullshit cmon...some is so stereotypical like wtf?!! please man whoever you are get a life coz albanians have the biggest heart ever and have love for everyone !

[anamor91]

This video is so lame. Most of the things are not even true and neither funny. So find a field where you actually know something about and make a video....

[deeeEeEEEeEee33eem]

0:13 holy shit! FPSRussia is Albanian!

[blackout1991]

52. ''I used a page of that stupid Kanuni book to wipe my ass.'' (I think every Albanian should burn a few pages of that archaic pseudo-code of honor, though).

[jeremija01]

i thought you guys were white? <<<dont worry nobody will make that mistake you black turkish shit

[jeremija01]

i thought you guys were white? <<<dont worry nobody will make that mistake

[DenisaAlbanian]

Shqiperiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK serbiaa!

[yankeesfan0130]

the guy who made this video does not know anything about the history of Albanians

In reference to number 10: " I thought you guys were white people"

Albanians are the purest white people in Europe due to the fact that Ethnic Albania is mountanous and the Albanians were able to hide in the mountains and resist assimilation

Albanians also are aryians That is the reason why Hitler loved Albanians .And supported greater Albania.

To say Albanians arent white is one of the stupidest things ever

[lion49nfl]

@yankeesfan0130 there not bro were just albanian not white just albanian ok

[yankeesfan0130]

@lion49nfl bro Albanian is our ethnicity and We are part of the white race. all albanians. i self identify by my ethnicity but that does not take away the fact that we are part of the white race. And thats a fact you should be proud of. You need to get an education.

[lion49nfl]

@yankeesfan0130 there 1 race god made the human race with  many natialties

[yankeesfan0130]

@lion49nfl not true we are one species but part of the white race. and to say Albanians arent white is to say we are not Ilyrian. I am not saying anything about racial supremecy just stating facts.

[lion49nfl]

@yankeesfan0130 sorry but ur wrong

[yankeesfan0130]

@lion49nfl how? i study Albanian geneology and anthropology i would know. dont just say im wrong.

[MsARGHHHHHH]

@yankeesfan0130 are you albanian?!

[yankeesfan0130]

@MsARGHHHHHH yes i most certantly am

[soldieroffurtune09]

Lol.. yeah i agree with some of them although we would probably try to explain the opposite and now fight immediately..

Albanians are known for the hospitality ...we never did war against somebody..we always got attacked!!

[brko847]

MA JEBI TE SE SVI REDOM, SRBIJA DO CHICAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

UBI HRVATA DA SHIPTAR NEMA BRATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAMU VAM JEBEM U DUPE

[dsaraga]

U can use those jokes 4 any nationality.

[253456574]

fuck serbi,greece and the rest of enemy

[LoricCacani]

And yes, KOSOVO =SERBIA!

[LoricCacani]

WHO CARES ABOUT ALBANIANS? I saw just the first 10 things on the list and I can say I know why some of them shouldn't be told albanians - TRUTH HURTS!

[prishtinaPrincess1]

@LoricCacani stfu man, why you watching videos about albanians anyway? this is just a joke for ALBANIANS, cos we have a sence of humour.. unlike youu... jheeeze

Kosova=Albanian land for ever<3 

[LoricCacani]

@prishtinaPrincess1 Say stfu to your mother! That's first. Secondly, to answer your question: I watch videos about albanians whenever I want to see something funny. Got it now?

P.S. I agree you have a sense of humour. Otherwise you wouldn't say such a ridiculous thing about Serbian province Kosovo.;-)

Kosovo=SERBIA

Anyone who disagrees with this is free to go to the most prosperous country in the world - albania:-)))))

[prishtinaPrincess1]

@LoricCacani blah blah blah u chat shit. ¬_¬ we all know u watch videos to do with albanians because youre a wannabe. ;) Don't worry, there's a lot of people out there that love to be albanian, your not the only one <3

[LoricCacani]

@prishtinaPrincess1 LOL! I see, that's the way you albanians comfort yourself. You would give your both arms if that will enable you to be something else than the member of the most underdeveloped "nation" in Europe.

[prishtinaPrincess1]

@LoricCacani ahahah,wtfff?

- i lovee being albanian! >_< im proud of what i am, and i wouldnt want to change to anything, especially a slav ... o___O

[LoricCacani]

@prishtinaPrincess1 Ha, ha, ha... Yeah, right. I believe you.:-)))))

No one would like to be a member of sex, drugs, human organs trafficking "nation". Personally, if I'd have to choose between being a fly or an albanien, I'd rather be a fly!!!

[prishtinaPrincess1]

@LoricCacani yea serbians payed dick marty to talk shit about us. like selling organs wtf? seriously . he doesnt even have proof. kmt !!

[LoricCacani]

@prishtinaPrincess1 Dick Marty is an honorable, brave and incorruptible man who has proved his credibility by discovering the secret CIA prisons in Europe. It is irrelevant what the criminals like thaci and those who support him think about Mr. Marty, he enjoys a great reputation in the international community.

Would you like someone to kidnap your father or brother, torture him, then to take for e.g. his kidney and at the end to kill him? That's ok to you??? Shame on you!

[prishtinaPrincess1]

@LoricCacani oh and about you being a fly, thats awesome.. id put u in a tiny box and leave u on top of a albanian mountain ;]

[mariomario160]

And what if someone says all these things to an ethnic albanian??Eh?Then what??

[919664]

Let me tell you something.

1.)What is Albania ?

2.) Fuck you

3.) Fuck yo momma

4.) Fuck yo papa

5.) Fuck muhammad

6.) Fuck albania

[albaniansoljah]

@ illyrian gypsy

Y the fuk do u say shit about albania u dumb cunt and ur name is illyrian gypsy

Get a life

Ur probably a serb acting like an illyrian

[GusBounas]

Hi, I'm from Greece!



[CitySparrow]

I don't say to my Albanian bf:

1. You are a truck driver, why are you wearing Tommy Hilfiger socks to work?

2. Honey, we did IT. Today. Twice.

3. I know what Albanian flag looks like, there is a drawing of a chicken on it.

4. No, hot tea with a butter in it doesn't cure allergy.

5. Was Albania a part of USSR?

[SuperRapforever]

Hi, I'm serbian!

[TheMusicmaker96]

@SuperRapforever shup up u dont need to be here

[zeek561]

i just said a bunch of it

[hawksbuddy23]

YEEAH i rekon why would u write it about ur self? :O:O

[IllyrianGypsy]

We albanians are half turks -half gipsys .... sorry but thats true we are not illyrians at all ...even our donkeys are much illyrian then us...

[teduazemer123]

u fucking serbs u just pissed casue albanian won hahahahahahahhahaha u fucking big nosed mother fuckers u might of hurt all thos albos but u didnt get what u wanted and that was land ahhahahahha so u ugly ass bitches can crawl in a hole and die

[919664]

@teduazemer123 Says the big nosed Fetishist which shoves other albanians noses up his urethra you asshole.

[SuperMKboy]

hahahah you are soo stupid !! Alexander the Great was Macedonian not Albanian !!

[lion49nfl]

hell no there plenty of proof that he albanian sicentist even know that he wrote and speak in an albanian plus he married an albanian princenees he is albanian

[shqiptarhone]

SERBIAN PAOPLE AR ALL GAY THER SISTERS ARE WHORE MOTHERS TO, YOU SERBIAN MUNKYES YOU ARE FUCKD NO MOR KOSOVA FOR YOU, ALBANIAN WAN THIS WAR THANKS TO STUPID MILOSEVIC, HI DID STUPID THINGS AND WE WAN hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha MOTHER FUCKERS FUCK YOU OWN MOTHER AND YOU SISTERS

[KiLLaKwEEnZ1]

26 is wrong i dont know what albaian you are but we swear to every god there virgin mary and make you take the money

[Albo623]

OMG i hate when tell pple i am from Albania and they go what ALBANY OMG almost had a heart attack, video is so true had a lot of arguments about those questions being asked.

[lion49nfl]

people are dunb ass Shqipëria all the way

[fobgdlurver]

it sucks for me ,even though i act more albanian(and you can tell by my temper)as much as i hate Serbia,im part serbian and bosnian..when i tell people who actually know about those places theyre all like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kk11246]

unless you want ro get your ass kicked you should never say any of this thigs

[djanslaa]

you're NOT albanian when: your tong isn't up an american anus! :) shqipe = stupid

[IllyrianGypsy]

Please dont ask me "are you albanian?"

Im going to be offended ,I hate being reminded on my real ethnicity ,please call me GYPSY!

[Truejustice100]

@IllyrianGypsy i think someone shits you in your head you poor idiot,,,Illyrians=Many tribes Indo-europeans. They settled first in Illyria=on the balkan,,,they are the real natives of the balkans, and the Shqiptars=Albanians are most Illyrian,,,you can see that on culture and type of race,,,Alpin-mediteran race=Shqiptars,,,learn the roots of albanian people,,,every serious website will show you the same cause of facts and founds from the history

[delije93]

UBI ZAKOLJI DA SIPTAR NE POSTOJI!!!!!

[srbindogroba187]

alexander the great is albanian jojjjj boze boze you are so so so stupid fucking monkeys

[MrAlbo4lifee]

FUCK SERBIA THEY ARE ALL FAGSSSS

[Yugobanian]

Stop fighting guys..

[diiszmamii2cute]

@Yugobanian hey wat song is this???i lik it even if i can hardly understand wat it says lol ......................im not albanian my boyfriend is............im dminican

[BloodBoil123]

haha i luv 47 HEY HATERS STFU ITS FUCKIN UTUBE IF U DONT LIKE US WHY DONT U FUCKIN GO AWAY BITCHES

[velet28]

fuck albania, it is the most fucked up and poorest country in Europe. And Alexander the great had no relation to goat fuckers

[azzholzoo]

dude im gonna get your utube acc ban and get uour mom in my pants jew

[klejsi]

hey fag...do uuu like fucking goats?? murphy!!

[MrAlbo4lifee]

shut the fuck up bitch suck a dickkkk

[eliresishqipe]

PJesa me e fort eshet ajo ku thot "GO TO CHURCH/MOSQUE! "ahahah Teper e vertete eshte.

[SerbianDefender]

Can I say his sister to suck my serbian dick for one euro ? I suppose I cant coze she do it for 5 ... ha ha ah ha

[klejsi]

its allright cause i fuck 2 serbian sisters for free u fucking fag hahaha...hey hey dont forget I FUCK THEM BITCHES AND THEY LOVE IT :D

[SerbianDefender]

I suppose thats why all albanian "womans" want to marry for someone far far away from poverty shitholl called Albania ...

Personaly I cant defend my e-mail inbox of "albanian internet brides" and thats a true ,its not some science fictions of stupid albanian donkeyfucker with nickname KLEJSI...

[SerbianDefender]

Dont be offended but I saw on TV broadcast before a while about some old ugly farts going to Albania ,some place neer by Skadar to buy "young bride "...

[klejsi]

well im 21, and i wouldnt want to live in AL...the bitches live in the US shkerdhat and think what u want hahaha I DONT GIVE A SHIT

[kosovagirl1]

I DON'T have a problem with those things...if someone doesn't know where albania is, never mind, i'll him/her more about that beautiful country...common, we also don't know much about Asia for example.

[SerbianDefender]

kosovagirl1 what is your tariff for one sucking ?

[MrKrasnici]

ahahah what's wrong with those kind of questions seriously??

anyways idk & IDC wat are you??

ALBANIANs have LOVE for EVERYONE:

[miroslav6989]

Kosovo je Srbija!

We fuck you from Beograd!

We're just waiting the moment to kick again your stinking asshole.

[AlbanianKINGOFALLLLL]

fuck you

[mchsd]

Dekioch kazi mi go imeto i gradot od kade si,i ne ke bides ziv povece,jebem ti sestra picka ti mater

[mrllapjani]

o jau qifsha nanat shkina e thmit ja kom me ja u pre

[mrllapjani]

only a dead serb is a good serb including your kids your elders and your whore mothers

[KillDatSerb]

replying to "dekioch" Shut the fuck up who u think u are. look who won the war. so go back to dat dirty cock sucking shit place you call "Serbia" thumbs up alboz if you agree

[bmwM3M5M6]

Albania and Turkey are BIG BROTHERS !!!!!!!!!

[dekioch]

hey alibabanians your nation is gay!kosovo is serbia and it shoulden't be a independent state!Your mothers,sisters and doughters are fucked every day from all Macedonia and serbia.And you are simmilar with the turks because you are from the caocasus taken from the turks.We fucked you and we will do it again!!!the war is not diplomacy !!!!Fuck alibabanians!МАКЕДОНИЈА ЗАСЕКОГАШ!!!!!

[Macedonia20]

alexander was macedonian fuck greece

[antonimbret]

hahaha i'm albanian and this is funny i mean obviousy most of them are not true but whats funny is some of them are.

I'll give you one tip for your next vid:

Never say to an albanian fuck your sister... Even if he doesn't have one he will get offended!

...I know I do

[albanianxDoll]

fuck haters , you can go choke<3(=

dumb fuckss broo -____-

trynna actt biggg onlinee , pussyyy shiittt .

tthe fcukk w/ all serbsssssssssss *

&/anyone else that has a problemm .

go back to your corners you illiterates, kayeee .

[mArKo95golubac]

how sssstupid is that,Alexander the grat was albanian hahahahaa,red the history he came form Macedonia what was Greece in that time(it will always be),and of course turks and albanians aren`t similiar they are the same,and of course KOSOVO shouldn`t be indenpendent and I know and albanian he lives in Sweden but when they ask him where is he from he says Serbia,Kosovo but he says Kosova,Serbia isn`t shit,albania is

[albaniangirl10]

After the 10th one they were retarted

#8 was just cruel fucker

[synGaTes212]

ummmm go germany???

[Genatoll]

fuck serbi

[TheMusicmaker96]

@Genatoll YAY someone know how to treat those people

[stumfis]

fucck albania stop tryin 2 be italian. chicken chasers

[Adelina606]

go suck dick faggot we piss on italians

[streetsoldier25]

hey serbian whore jebemti serbiu push mi kurats jebemti matter the yllirian empire doesnt exist anymore but its ok keep sending ur mothers and sisters to stand around the corners to make our money ur decendants ow us money biaaaaach!!!!!

[NikolaSerbPatri0t]

Alexander the Great wasn't Albanian, and99.999999999999999999999999­99% of the World will say so :-)

Kosovo shouldn't be an independent state.

But funny video, in any case :D

[AlbanianAirline]

yooo wtf r you albanian or wat...fucking dick head ...we'r ABI WE GONNE BLOW YOU UP MOTHER FUCKER...YOU DONT WANA FUCK WITH ALBANIANS.....ALBAKISTAN DONT MESS YOU FUCKING SERB OR RUSSIAN OR GAY GREEK

[qaz124qaz124]

hey dude im albanian dont mess with me i know were u live and dude wats kurva kurva even tho im albanian i dont know how to read albanina good.hey all those things you wrote are all bout u so shut up.

[qaz124qaz124]

hey nice car my mercedes is better!!!hahaha

[qaz124qaz124]

hey dude my uncles name is soni!!!!!!!

[chanellovers101]

if ur an albo y do u write this stuff about ur self???

[Yugobanian]

It's just a joke bro.. chill..

[1albanian1]

r u albanian

[Yugobanian]

po :)

[albdoll]

@Yugobanian

Last time i checked albanians

disagreed with "yugoslavia"

[mirzahujdurovic]

never call em goat herders