María introduces her sex tape

[1985Cancel]

MAria is my favorite. She can't go :(

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[strava86]

lol "las monjitas"...that was good. I love Maria and Keisha!!!

[omnomnomage1]

wow..this actually reminds me of someone i know -.-

[hectichayden123]

GAAWWWD!

[sweetyamz09]

her name is Maria Calzones? JAJAJAJAJA

[logjam8800]

Wanna see some sex tapes?

You can watch all the big ones over on this site over here: WatchCelebSexTapes. com

[burlaism]

Noooooo COME BAK

[ThomasLang41468]

I am a celeb sex tape addict. My three fav ones would have to be Kim K, Tila Tequila, and Paris Hilton. They got them and a whole bunch more

(also Tupac's newly released sex tape) up over on this website: watchcelebsextapes. com

[ErickHernandez23]

AND STUFFFFFFF.

[thepweencess]

"and tacobell it on twitter and stuff"

lol

[ItsRobinWhoTalks]

@thepweencess

i think it's "talk about it on twitter and stuff" :D

Awesome comment tho, i LOL'd :D

[poppavicious1]

María could say "gahd" at the end of every sentence from now to the end of time and I'd still crack up. And the eye roll....

[dublinbetch]

gaaad...!! ahaha

[corkydawl84]

Reminds me of Lida & Melina from MadTV LOL....

[judiquis]

Where is ur make up girl

[judiquis]

Hahah thar is a long headline

[contsentkonfusion]

nasty 

[michelleshappy]

I love Maria. She's so hilarious. [=

[HotFudgeLynn]

THERE IS NO 1:07!!

[hiddentreazure]

I love you, Maria!

[MissSaMaVa]

wait......today is friday....and ritas vid just went up..... *waits impatiently*

[shelberssrawrrr]

No! I can't believe it's over already. I loved this idea, all my favorite characters in one week?! I died.

[keo808]

So it's Tranny Porn? HOT!

[missmighty58]

Yeah, the rumors is true GAHHH. *weird eye roll*

[redtoad123]

sooo like its a sex tape of likeee me being in a sex

[konichiwaTI3RRA]

Maria i heard that Kim Kardasian is gonna make another sex tape on the same day you are so she can still your thunder!!

[RBDfan2300]

these past few videos there have been no teta-slip ... dammit -.- why did she have to learn now to not have her tetas showing!? ... :(

[iheartchoo2]

I'm going to miss María :(

[cheezycrossman34]

Did she say white enough? or wide enough? either way it's funny as hell

[qqqqqqqqwwwwwewwwwww]

did you say Maria Calzone?

[JENNsquarepants]

you do look very cute lawll

[Shorty3465]

What's between your tetas? Someone give you a good motorboatin' in your sex tape? 

[DreamloverLambi1]

please do a video with angel baby !!!!!

[nafsika95]

MARIA DONT LEAAAAAAAVEEEE :(

[jutcybaby]

Lol

[LixiPixi1]

OH MY GOD!! I didnt even realize collab month is over... can we have another one pllllllllleeeeeease?

[residentsweetie]

I think Judy should interview Maria......she'll find her muy caliente!

Like this video if you think Judy and Maria should do a video together!

[AdamK28]

This sex tape is going to be like so HOT and stuff.

[BarbiesArePlastic22]

GAHD.

[MsToriGirlRox]

im gonna miss you SO much!!!!!!

[hollyisme088]

ill miss your weekly vids mariaaaaaa !!!!!

[toloveamato]

I'll miss Maria!

[xmattmac]

there's a spot on my computer screen that i thought was a beauty mark on Maria. and then it started moving on her face.

[GabbehSezHii]

@xmattmac hahaaha x)

[oliviaflorence1]

bahaha love it!!

[veronicat17]

love her!

[K3chocolate]

noooo!! this cannot be Maria's last videooooo

[lekkshuubroo]

noooo i dont want it to be the last one@@@

[xxNickyBic]

maria.. fav character :)

[kellyxingram]

comment <3

[talioski]

I love Maria!!! gaaah

[ProgressiveBoink]

...is it with santa

[chantico17]

I wish Maria was a real person so we could be bffz

[TruthIsComedy]

Apparently Santa Clause isn't the only one getting some milk 'n cookies...

[ammanerz]

love her. and nooo it can't almost be over.

is it odd that I actually like that halter scarf? it looks good on you. :)

[bluestarkiller]

"start gossiping now" is Keisha rubbing onto Maria?

[ambray3000]

This is definitely my favorite of the characters. "Oh my gah" is now in my daily vocabulary whether I like it or not haha.

[bluestarkiller]

Awww this is the first video I've seen where Maria is kinda excited.Well... kinda.. in her own way I mean

[missmartinaa]

Tina All Days in August = TADA

just a suggestion... =D

[allyzacek]

Collab month should be every month...

[alexisanime1232]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[nighthawknina86]

OH MA GAH!!! wah yo make mi wait, gah....

[PokiCuber]

august collab month? <3

[sweetfuckingchrist]

Do you realize how much the average human would pay for a Nick Foti sex tape?

[bluestarkiller]

@sweetfuckingchrist OOOOOOOOOOHHH I'm soooo looking forward to that one!!!

[h0tbabycakes]

I love Maria and stuff LOL

[ClassicDominique]

So has Maria been giving us teasers all this time with the nip-slips that seemed "accidental"? There's a purpose for everything...

Also, (this may sound weird) I'm trying to imagine Maria's super long run-on sentences in a sex tape scenario... It's pretty entertaining.

[Pumpkinart]

I've already seen Maria's nips, what else is there?

[Angelwings7deutschen]

Love this!!!:)

[MrFlorianfrank]

Can't wait! And stuff... gawww!!

[Valeriex8]

stop teasing us Maria! :(

[browneyedgirlks]

I love Maria!!! Super sad that this collab month thing is ending. Maria and Rita were my faves.

[PoeticTragedy16]

maria... we've already seen your tetas 24423523 times. i don't think anyone is surprised you have a sex tape.

[xDesiiGirl]

and stuff..gawhhh!

[NewsWrapUp]

This sex tape is not going to go down well with Keisha; Maria is totally stealing her thunder as most popular

[meaphe]

I wish Maria was in every video. Ever.

[northernSars]

hahaha she is so funny !

[sapphyra]

I heard that Maria has a penis. I guess we'll find out Friday!

[neve86]

honestly why dont u have 500 million subs you are too legit...and sexy!

[xoxninaxox20]

i freakin love maria the best! <3

[KrisKillam]

OMG HARDCORE PORN STARRING SOUNDLYAWAKE IN DRAG??? COUNT ME IN! ;p

i'm just kidding thats gross. Not cause he's unattractive cause he's the opposite, but it would be awkward.

[ItsFlapJack]

@KrisKillam its not a real sex tape.. its going to be a comedy "sex tape"

[KrisKillam]

@ItsFlapJack Thank you, Captain Obvious. It was a joke.

[mizzaugust09]

did anyone else get the placement ad on the side of a picture of Kim Kardashian with her "get styled" quote.....seriously... priceless! :D

[jnfrvela]

like ggaaaadd...... :/

[mzkeva7]

Noooo, I don't want it to be the last video!

[mawehe63]

i voted for this to be ken week

[speed0spank]

I know at first collab month seemed like it might have been not so popular, but I'm glad people stuck it out and liked it. I really liked it! What's not to like..getting to see a lot of your characters and a lot of videos? Congrats and sad that it is ending!

[jessiekinz42]

wow, it's pretty funny how the title has the words "sex tape" in it & on the side , there was an ad about Kim Kardashian XD

[amojarro1]

We get to see Maria's tetas again!

[Jeyika]

gAAAAA



[mothaafekheer]

Omg, I wanna see your sextape cause like, I love you and stuff ;D

[rossy927]

Maria CALSON lmfao. where im from CALSON means underwear!! LMFAO

[soundlyawake]

@rossy927 carzón!!

[rossy927]

@soundlyawake Ooops

[pattypansy]

@soundlyawake calzon!!!

[heyginaaa]

@soundlyawake swore you said Calzone. hahaha

[LOLSmileyzz3]

@soundlyawake SAME HERE!

[mbhatesdb]

@rossy927 Stupid. 

[Buarfx]

@rossy927 Your french right ? ;)

[AriXBerrie]

@rossy927 hehe in french right? ;)

[rossy927]

@AriXBerrie lol, No in spanish hunny. Thats what theyre called in Ecuador,

[AriXBerrie]

@rossy927 oh well I speak french and in french it means boys underwear

[rossy927]

@AriXBerrie lol. nice!

[Jaayyay]

@rossy927 me too!!

[LeeDidU]

@rossy927 yu arab?

[SandraChannel]

Last video, this is so sad. :( I'll miss you.

[witchcraftlover]

i bet its gonna be only 18 plus . :) (now im excited)

[pineappble]

Calzone? Your last name is Calzone? Yummy!

[Sunset1234]

I need collab month every month!!!!!!

[MaxdyTeo]

Collab month almost over. Cherishing every moment. :-(

[mrsedwardcullen151]

Maria was my favorite!!! :(

[HeartChibi]

I love you. 

[tyled1]

I'm gonna miss Maria!

[tokyofr0]

The sex tape will perhaps be the only way that teta-staring is Maria-approved. OMGAAAAAH!!

[ilovemusic0001]

im gonna miss Maria!! D; love you Maria!

[landth78]

Are you friends with Danny Noriega?

[soundlyawake]

@landth78 yeah! love him! :)

[acarord]

I will miss Mariaa i am so sad =(

[0hSimplicity]

Maria and Judy? :O

[rachellovesmoosic]

when she says 'gahhhd' it makes me orgasm a little bit. this sex tape will be the highlight of my life.

[candycorrao]

SUPER CUTE IN IT!!!! --- Sent From soundlyawake's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[hysttericglamourr]

NOO! i need a weekly does of Maria to keep me regular :(

[ElegantDepravity]

Golden Hand thumbnail = Body tanner? She needs it. gahh.

[stlxprincess]

Hopefully there will be lots of nip slips!

[itskristentho1]

I think you should extend it to august!!

[mendiolalover]

I'll miss maria's day in collab month!

I -3 Maria (:

[MrThatOneGuy97]

Hahah it's a sex tape of me in a sex tape.

[chynalynne]

i cant believe collab month is basically over.. im actually really sad about this. but im sure you have something awesome planned for august :)

[cheesedrops]

SO SAD that collab month is over :,(

[DelicateBlood]

Maria seems like she would be boring in a sex tape... unless it was with Nick.

[1982sane2]

I would like to know what the other members of las mojitas think about this and where is bert bingham?

[TooMuchInformation82]

I love how everyone on facebook voted for marias sextape obviously it was going to win! I <3 you maria

[liahottie]

haha he is funny :) --- Sent From soundlyawake's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[NewYork646NY]

OH MA GA!

[hurthammy]

Can I video tape Maria's 2nd sex tape?

[fantasyfeak999]

can't wait to see Frankie's and Keisha's reactions.

[MrDarmenia]

I love you Maria. You told me that you weren't going to release that tape we made? I'm gonna be so embarrassed and stuff!

[00ditte00]

After this Collab month I have come to love and really enjoy María. I hope there will be more of her!!!!

[mes5961]

So enjoyed getting to see you every week Maria. Don't get so famous that you forget about us!Nick your work is so wonderful,I'm surprised the agents aren't beating down your door to have you sign with them!

[heyissa]

Maria is my spirit animal.

[kkelvin100]

lol can we actually see this sex tape??

[ProtoOfSnagem]

Best final week ever.

[IQzminus]

Nick = great actor, seriously.

[HalfAnAssSandwich]

I would enjoy august to also be a collab month.

[MrAhmedMuntz]

NEW TWITTER TREND: #MariaSexTape

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

I miss Nick ... D:

[mistral789]

Headline: Maria shares her milk 'n' cookies

[soundlyawake]

@mistral789 LMAO!

[urbanangel70]

I'm gonna miss youu Maria@@!@ :c......

[robbiemilton]

I cant wait to see your sex tape maria...your so f ing hot.....yay

[Jordishness]

OHmygaw this is so amazing. <3 So funny. You are just so awesome.

[quentinreynoso]

OEEHMAIUGEEEEEEIEEEEIIEEEYAAAA­D. nnd stfff..

[ikkinnikk]

"Gahh" DEAD. 

[karkkiliininam]

Maria I love youu <3

You're the sexiest thing eva :D

[tsubaith]

THAT'S A LONG HEAD...line. hee hee. I am so dirty :

[kgfm29]

You GO girlfriend!

[goldwassa]

maría > life

[pandorasgift1977]

I sooooooooo can't wait to hear what Frankie has to say about this! oh ma gah!!!



[RamaduRyu]

umm i think not

[duece08]

as long as i finally get to see maria's tetas, i am happy

[blacktop1416]

Besides my sex tape hahaha

[WWEQAF]

I wonder... does the carpet match the drapes...?

[Viejomj18]

First to dislike..!! >:)

[MadamKaila]

o.o

[sasukeichigo12]

I feel like we are going to get rick rolled in the sex tape

[furbyfro]

Zero dislikes. I trapezoid you!

[ClownMonstaa]

I wanna be in a sex tape with Maria...

Oh my gaa @_@

[jameskeithv]

Why does she need a sex tape? We see her naked every dang day anyway!

PS: Niceeee, newspapers are panoramic now.....

[mayorga0917]

If only there WERE a sex tape. le crey, lol

[Etiros]

oh Maria Maria

She reminds me of a west side story

Growing up in Spanish Harlem

She's living the life just like a movie star

[xsephoraholicx]

MOAR MARIA!

[TheOnlyMrsUrie]

I love you Maria