Subs Ask Siri - illuminati meetings? Is Santa Real?

[infestation20]

siri, are you racist???

[Sunen001]

Siri PSN or XBOX?

[ghounette510]

Siri where are the hoes at?

[dev3431]

ask siri this:can i break you in half

[starsaucisse]

he wanted to be like " no u dumb bitch, i meant answer!" lmao

[joshdx23]

no he lives in Finland according to Bam Margera

[bryankodiak1999]

Siri Does wii Suck 

[dangorelik]

siri what size are your boobs

[kaushikmerin]

tell it:shut up

[pashtooni]

If i shave my beard will i gt a job

[pashtooni]

Is evry muslim a terrorist

[pashtooni]

Does christians know they are worshiping a prophet

[GAMR1BOY13]

@pashtooni FUCK OFF, U DIRTY MUSLIM, JESUS IS NOT JUST A PROPHET, U RELIGION IS FUCKD UP UP, AND UR AN ASS

[pashtooni]

What is the true religion

[DarkEndzor]

Siri, are you tired of arrow to the knee jokes?

[DarkEndzor]

Siri, do you have any pancake mix?

Siri, U MAD?

[lyllyearthlinknet]

Siri utilizes a program called "wolfram alpha." Wolfram alpha is a primary math and science program.

[xxflamingpuppyxx]

is lady gaga a man?

[purechoass]

Ask her "Its a secret to everybody!" and/or "Its dangerous to go alone, take this!"

[97pinedaHD]

How many meetings does santa have on christmas?

[Julio90238]

"How big is planet earth?" and "Whats the name of the new planet that was just discovered?"

[PM4Rt]

Siri, how many squirrels live on this planet today

[PM4Rt]

Siri, where were u born

[PM4Rt]

Siri, do you like hitler or Obama better

[TheOriginalJohnBlaze]

Siri , i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee

[joshpugfan]

Siri are you a republican or a democrat?

[shimeneyteehah]

Siri, what is better Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops?

[bakoffpal]

Siri, do you like Mishka, the talking dog?

[PS3Hitmarkers]

Siri, which came first, chicken or egg.

[besteverbestguy]

Siri,do you love god?

[LimpGee]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[TehBabb]

Siri, tell me a joke about the holocaust

[callofduty247100]

What s a good xbox gamertag?

[wtty33]

siri mandatory suicide

[anthoFPSfreek]

Siri, what are you wearing? ;)

[1112nole]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[1112nole]

beam me up scotty

[DropShottin]

siri, why are there snakes on the god damn plane?

[ImMarkerCap]

Siri what's your phone number.

[beebeegunz0218]

Siri, what happens when you and a android has sex does a Ipad or a Smartphone

[LATIOSCANFLY]

Siri what's your phone number

Siri what hospital were you born at

[GudAllay]

will the world end in 2012?



[phsycobox9]

Siri will you maarry me?

[TheLerenceo]

Tell siri yo mama jokes / insult her see what the responce is

[vitaldrummer]

Siri, is zune a good program

[vitaldrummer]

Siri, ian

[SLoUgHiAn]

siri, your place or mine???

[Skakxx]

Siri who would you rather Selena gomez or miley cyrus???

[Skakxx]

Siri what would happen if pinnochio said my nose will grow now???

[Thebigcammey1996]

Siri u give me aids. Thumbs up

[FanBoys2010]

siri, whose cooler you or me

[agustin8thst]

Beiber srry

[agustin8thst]

Siri y can't justin briber hit puberty

[manrajdhanda]

Whats the average penis size

[flappyAFRICA888]

Siri, where is Soap?

Siri, (burp into phone)

[advancedpillow]

Siri, am I a bastard? Yes or no?

[Keanudabeast]

Siri can i see your vagina

[jacky4001]

Wats the average size of a 13 year old penis?

[xPaaDz]

what is 4d?



[garrettstringfellow]

Siri what is your last name?

Siri What is green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on you?

Siri how do you stay so fit/in shape all the time?

Siri to be or not to be?

Siri is Battlefield 3 better than Modern Warfare 3?

Siri have you ever taken an arrow in the knee?

Thats all I got lol. I think some of those are pretty good though ^_^ IDK if thats a happy face or not Ive never used it before lol I hope it is though :D thats a real happy face.

[bing4bong2]

Who let the dogs out?

[turkeysold1er]

Siri. True or false ????

[Gamester539]

Siri I'm going to kidnap a little boy

[TheBassSMA]

How many nipples do you have

[lilpimpy43]

siri how did you get in the iphone 4?

siri do you have a big butt?

wheres mr.siri at?

how do i know your not a trany

[Wardron]

What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force.

[MrMatthYEW]

@Wardron We dont know cause Chuck Norris never punched Mr.T.

[cresepular]

What's the best way to rob a bank?

[TolerantGibbon06]

how much matter could a block hold if a block could hold matter

[TheHarrisiscool]

Ask her to have sex with Miss Swan

[ajzubek]

Ask it if it has a penis or not

[INachoriffic]

I need to bury a body.

[Knightieee]

whats it like being inside a phone?

[00potatoed00]

Siri, are aliens real?

[R4p1DDyN4MiczZ]

Siri, do you enjoy being a slave?

[starhunter97]

what is better iphone or blackberry?

[karlFtw123]

do you have a vagina?

[MLBWSox]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

[holdenhall363636]

How do u masterbate?

[AC1308THST]

What's the average penis size for a 13 year old

[270trevon]

Siri are you racesis

[justin2griffin]

Siri, could you kick the Galaxy's ass?

[SoquidLlama]

You used mine! Now ask her the who would you rather questions

[Cricket17ladz]

what is the best sport in the world? cricket

[XgodzpureX]

Siri would you make love with an iPhone 5 in it's package

[conventrixx]

Siri what is a brony or siri would u still answer questions with an arrow to the knee

[dkab96]

Who is your master?

[dkab96]

@ Thearctickitten, only the 4s has siri

[Rix227]

What's a circle

[TheArcticKitten]

How do u use siri?!?!?!?!?! i dont have a iphone 4s but ive been on them and dont know how to use siri?

[TheXxPs3SniperxX]

Ask her " Is it weird if my balls are bigger than the ohter two? "

[katienick8]

wat is skynet........how old are u

[danvan12345]

Siri whats better battlefield 3 or mw3?

[freak7ninja]

siri would you hook up with an android

[don1angel]

@freak7ninja buaajajajaja a must do!!!

[abatedsnake15]

Siri, Wat lube do u use

[abatedsnake15]

Siri , how do you entertain a blond chick

[Rockerj22]

siri have you ever took a arrow to the knee?

[x0jacko0x]

are you a virgin?

[ZOMBIExKILLER1]

siri, do you play modern warfare 3 ?

[zarraga7601]

siri anal or oral ??

[hetrick0708]

Siri: why does school suck a huge D

[XxMinecraftHPxX]

Do you boost Siri?

Are you a Try-Hard?

[MrJohnyBonny]

sooo funy

[XxMinecraftHPxX]

Siri, is 2012 really the end of the world?

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, I hope you have a horrible day"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Will we REALLY die on December 21, 2012?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Wheres my tacos?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What can be sold in black or white and is a smart ass?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What can breath in water when young and breath in air when a adult?"

Answer: A baby. Or a frog.

[IceWolf6299]

Lol, Ask her this and I bet she will think of the animal

"Siri, What is a cock?"

Im sorry for that dirty word... Also, I saw the video where u asked siri how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. So no need to ask.

[mexicanrehtard]

IS IT CAUSE IM MEXICAN!!!

[codster4343]

Siri, what happens when you divided by 0

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What is 1,234,243,756,876,987,897,689,­123.163626 *Times* 10?"

[mattman1808]

"siri I'm a terrorist" tell her that and see what happens lol

[mattman1808]

Ask her what the square route of 1 is

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Are you a boy or a girl? Just out of curiousity."

[raysfan111]

Siri, how do you feel about legalizing marijuana?

[IceWolf6299]

Done. For now.... Hey Djhes, Do you have to always have to ask Siri a question to talk to her or can you talk to her in a normal too?

[HighT3chTaco]

"Siri, how much does working the corner pay."

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What is your religion?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Do you have a facebook?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Do I always have to say Siri when I ask you (Siri) a question?"

[GODoWARZ]

Siri, who is djhes? Siri, which is better ps3 or xbox 360? Siri, what music do you like?  Siri, whats you favorite tv show?

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Where the fuck is my IPHONE?"

[IceWolf6299]

I got more XD

"Siri, Are you cheating on me?"

[GODoWARZ]

"Siri, how old are you?"

[BACONSTRIP99]

Siri, how do you have sex ?

[IceWolf6299]

And my last one

"Siri, Why are you such a smart ass?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What is Justin Bieber's real Gender? Boy or Girl?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What is semen?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, What is your name?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Can you show me a real pic of Osama Bin Laden's body?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Dc Universe or Mortal Kombat?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Are you a virgin?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Are you single?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Where do babies come from?"

[IceWolf6299]

*Typo*

"Siri, Who created you?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Who reated you?"

[IceWolf6299]

"Siri, Who is your master?"

[IceWolf6299]

Ask Siri this PLEASE.

"Siri, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Meatscope]

Siri, How many questions does Siri ask? none! oh ok.

[Meatscope]

@djhes Siri, Who is djhes? Siri, Where's Siri? Siri, What's a MOAB?  Siri, What's a White Saber On Youtube?

[TheAverageGamer2011]

Siri, what drug is Charlie Sheen? ;)

[TrollsAreFunny]

Siri, do you want to have sex?

[Beitaintme]

siri, antoine dodson or chuck testa?

[TheMac1197]

Siri do you prefer Apple or PC computers

[TrollsAreFunny]

@TheMac1197 PC computers? Wtf?

[TheMac1197]

Siri when will the Sun explode and why?

[TheMac1197]

Siri get into your hooker boots we are goin out

[TheMac1197]

Siri, If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you, what are we?

[dummiesaywhat]

Siri, why aren't you in the kitchen?

[nick4998]

Seri whats the size of your penis

[koolpunkskater]

siri who killed michael jackson?

[ivansito0000]

Ask if she a girl or a guy

[luckymouse100]

siri why kid you shoot kids

[sn1p3dus0n]

Siri, when will djhes get a moab

[Gamereat]

What is the square root of -1

[seto909]

Ask Siri if she took an arrow to the knee, if she still would be an adventurer like you

[corbyANDgoatman]

Tell Siri... Talk dirty to me :)

[OpTioNalDicTioNaRy]

Siri, what came first the chicken or the egg?

[playstaitionfreak101]

If you ran 1.4325 miles in 5 minutes, how long would it take to run 534774.7538 feet?

[MrFightingirish98]

Is Tebow Magic actually real magic?

[mikeyyy97]

siri divide by zero. then throw your phone before it explodes

[MrFightingirish98]

thats really cool

[mutedsqueakerHD]

Who is the mom on how I met your mother?

[djhes]

You guys crack me up!!! LMAO! keep leaving great comments, and ill keep doing this series!

[IwatchedShrek2]

Siri, Xbox or PS3?

[JJBoii2297]

ask her if she watches workaholics

[patsfan8012]

Siri, does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

[djhes]

@patsfan8012 LMAO!

[firetruckgowoot]

have you took an arrow to the knee?

[dawgsays3]

lol thats pretty funny.

[TheSpazz414]

Guys wtf is Siri

[eddy13131313]

Siri, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[djhes]

@eddy13131313 nice lol... might do that one nxt too