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  • von helton is an extremely diturbed individual , or nut case

  • Von Fucking Helton, what can you say, trench-coat and two antique 357 Magnums that haven't been fired since the Ford Administration, not to mention his ammo has brass rot. Can you imagine this toothless clueless mutherF'er up against a real gang of convicts, complete with cerial killer. He can be "placed" in Killeen TX. back in the day, wow that does it for me, I totally and completely believe Von Helton and all his exploits, now he must infect the rest of us with his world veiw. Sooner or Later

  • He is relaxing on wellfare.

  • What? you dont like toothless,jobless vampires?

  • I love this guy, he always cheers me up

  • @Garciamrcool yeah he is a joke haha

  • this little dude is incredible

  • @dmtghost haha why ??

  • von helton created 236 accounts.

  • he right about the negro's just look up khalid muhammad about the origin of a the black man and it's a black man saiying it crazy stuff.

  • Yahh Von Helton is Completely and clearly making up just about everything!!!

    i just don't understand WHY? whats his Motive for all this???

  • he's like a real life Dale from King of the hill lls

  • @LiLJu5 "Dale Gribble"  AKA "Rusty Shackleford."

  • look behind him, the black and white photo's. theres a guy in a death chair, yay or nay? on a side note im out of party rings, some one top me up, yay or nay?

  • ok, so im abit of a geek when it comes to searching for "truth"... von heltons doing a shit job, just a mad man jumping to conclusions. "the white race is from mars..." if your going to go down that route they wouldn't be white (not that its relevant but from a white person)

    i think hes just a mastertrollorsumshittttt

  • haha, he is funny

  • He is a 50+ year old guy still jerking off and he owns a gun...*nuff said.

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  • I donno about this dude, but for you there is a LOT of evidence for alien interactions with humans. look up the disclosure project. ;)

  • when im done drinking beer all day ill come out of semi-retirement too

  • what kind of accent do you have?

  • @hellnose Good Ol' South-ish

  • I'm gonna start taking my meds.

  • This guy is a fucking nut. Great video dude. Love how he blocks comments as well.

  • lmfao hahahaaaaa wow according to this dude von helton the white race is from mars wtf seriously hahahaaa

  • i totally support ur views and totally agree in dispoving this dude but u keep sayin his name is helting and its helton sorry man but it was startin to bug me lmao...sorry but im with ya bro ur right

  • welcome to life, enjoy the ride, have fun at the freak show, don't forget to turn your lifesuit in on the way out.

  • WORSHIP THE REPTILIANS?!

    u should have just had 4:41-4:48 and ur video would be believeable enough

  • Von Helton is a certifiable psychopath. 

  • HE'S A TIME TRAVELLER!

  • guess what?  OBAMA DID SIGN NDAA into law which ushers in Marshall law..however this guy is a nut in the video

  • Balls 

  • to say it simply, it would not make mathematical sense for their not to be intelligent life in the universe. Demonic entities are what religious fanatics would enjoy to believe. This is just my opinion by the way, but look up Michio Kuka, interesting theories and have found "water on other planets like earth".

  • Some one needs to Peter Vincent him and call him out on the shit

  • this guy is the real deal we fought in ww1 together. were time traveling together.holding hands and fucking sexy ass reptilian bitches together.o yah...big brazilian reptile bitches.love you van poop and scoop as they called you in the war....

  • proof of aliens on our ancestors wall drawings

  • There are a number of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty...I think Mr Van Helton drank too much kool aid....

  • Yo, I feel you Von, but he should really thanks me caz i save his life n stop WW2 after I bitch slap his cazy azz and I'm from pluto bitch

  • lol best part of the vid: "SAY BABA BU BEAR!!! BABAA, BABAA!! :D" haha

    well, the guy explains it himself: his wife and children died and that "changed him a lot" - it surely did.

  • I AM THE REAL "PUNISHER" AND U ARE SHIT AGAINST ME OLD GUY EVEN IF UR MY AGE NOW I WOULD LOL JUST LIKE I AM NOW

  • hey who said they're green they could look just like us do you know O.o

  • ...dude. At first, I was thinking, "No, this guy couldn't be that crazy. Maybe there will be something to what he's saying.".

    ...nope! Van-crazy-guy didn't even make it a min before my eyes opened wide and I kinda thought, "___________." Yeah blank, nothing, that guy has fucking lost it.

    I will say, it'd be interesting to find out what happened and why he believes it so much.

    Anyways...wow!

  • I couldnt even finish the video cuz this guy is waste

  • No, Asians are from Venus.

    lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

  • This guy is a nut.

  • hmm.. does time exist on the internet? if we can time travel, shouldn't we be able to talk to people in the future online? could someone in the future upload a youtube video and it would be seen by us in the past?

  • Dear Von Helton, this is Charles Manson responding to the fan letters you have sent me in jail. First off I would like to commend you in your efforts to be "above the law" we(us) agree with your idea that most men should have like 5 wives to raise your offspring. We(us) also know that "child support" is absolute bullshit and our money is better spent on supplies for the coming "tribulation", well I am off to take my daily dose of anti-psychotics and my prison issue "bug juice" , peace out Von~!

  • Hey Von Helton, we represent the age of "AQUARIUS" and the blue "CHA-CHINGA" We have noticed your time travel exploits and want to recruit you to lead the new "ARMY OF THE 12 MONKEYS". We will equip you with all the latest "SPY KIDS" gadgets. All incoming transmissions are being monitored by "THE 13 FAMILIES" of the "ELITE". Most if not all veedeos have been "SUBLIMINALLY ENCRYPTED" and remember "We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx, our great computers fill our hallowed halls"

  • Von Helton learns fast. He already bought some music in iTunes.

  • nut job .

  • Think you said it at 1:24. Most of these ufo/secrecy stuff should be read as "entertainment"

  • I agree that Van Helton is a Crack Job and is full of shit. Look up mass ufo sightings for the latest "news" of that nature. And the mention in the video that little green man haven't visited us. Well do you stop by the anthill and give them trinkets and nuclear power. Of course not, if there are aliens among us whether visited or not. Why the fuck would we be worth their time? They would be so superior they we as a planet, we as a human race. Would honestly be pretty fucking lame.

  • @Mdoggsublime Ufo's that we have seen are most likely demonic entities. It's trickery to decieve mankind. If you watch some videos about it, you'll realize these "ufos" can't be physical. These "ufo" sightings have been going on for so long too. Doesn't it seem like it's getting old? Why would aliens from another planet take so much time floating around for 1,000's of years, just to study us? It doesn't make sense.

  • @LxE100 i agree.

  • @mat31new Thanks. It's the most logical explaination for this phenomena I've heard. I really truly used to believe these were aliens, and that the government was hiding it from us. That's the trick. The government wants you to believe they're hiding the truth about aliens from you, so it becomes more believable that these are aliens.

  • @LxE100 yup. when the shit with star trek and all that si-fi movies started, the government had a way to fool people. many free-masons are in high positions in government and businesses and they try to deceive people to not believe in God, therefore, aliens is a really big subject and reliable for people to believe because we (humans) cannot come in touch with aliens and ufos because, as you said, they are entities form the spirit world which we cannot come in contact with.

  • @mat31new Exactly.

  • This video sucks

  • He's a fucking idiot who never got attention when he was a stupid child.

  • Von Helton's "cheese" slid way off his cracker and landed here on youtube after he picked it out of his ass!

  • thumbs up if you got here from the time traveler vid!!

  • @Oguerrero1990 hahaha yes im too

  • i know that isnt you talking but when he said poltergeists threw knives at him a paused the video and i am now in the process of leaving it lol.

  • So you spy on girls you want to date because you want to make sure they're nothing like you?

  • I believe he smokes too much heroine.

  • Ok, this guy is complete wacko!!! And people who believe him are just stupid!!!

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  • is he a time traveler so? i'm i cant understand the video sorry

  • He just had some bad dreams thats all... only he does not know when he is dreaming or when nothing is going on...

  • this guy has to have schizophrenia or somethin.

  • There aren't little green men...as scripture says, "wolves in sheep's clothing." This is to mean that the aliens look like us, although their are minor differences, but you have to look for the differences to see who's not of human origin. Also, although late, bills have been recently passed to install marshal law.

  • he needs some doctors help. Like seriously the bloke is a nut job

  • then why didn't he stop the jfk assassination? did he not matter?

  • @jjmonman Ahahaha for real, doesn't he claim to be a vampire or some shit?

  • @jjmonman No, because JFK was a reptilian leader who had plans to rape all the housecats in America and bring about a new race of reptilian kittehs, also known as LOL lizards.

  • Well, If you tell something about the future, it will be altered

  • @robloxgaara22 No, thats impossible. Its is impossible to alter the past and the future. Its a paradox.

  • @NextgenTraveler91 Well, you see, this is complicated, like if you are smart, then you say "i will come back in time to prove you wrong", you wouldve came back at that moment, or you couldve forgotten. But, if this guy tells stuff about the future to us, then wouldnt the future be altered because of our need to stop it? Then if someone came back to warn someone but then it still happens BECAUSE the person told him about the future, so time just did a loop?

  • @robloxgaara22 No see, if you were from the future and you went back in time to tell us about something we needed to stop from happening and we succeeded... Then it never would have happened in the future to begin with, and you would have no reason to go back it time to stop it. That means something happened and didn't happen at the same time, and that is impossible. Its called the JFK paradox. Used to describe stopping Kennedy from being killed.

  • @NextgenTraveler91 wow, so lets say, i build a time machine, went to the future, took a picture of my friend in the future, when hes an adult, then come back in time and kill him, were would the lost time go?

  • @robloxgaara22 Thats the same thing as trying to change the past. If time travel is possible then that means that there is an infinite number of yourself. So a future version of yourself already went back in time and killed the future version of your friend, so he never lived in the future for you to take a picture of him. your thinking of time travel as going to another reality. What happens in the past effects the future yes,

  • @NextgenTraveler91 but once something happens it cant be changed because a future version of yourself has already done the exact same thing.

  • @NextgenTraveler91 What if i meet my self? like right now? and sorry for treating you like a teacher, im just curious. :P

  • @robloxgaara22 That's perfectly fine hahaha. that just means that if you go to the future and meet a future version of yourself and then go to the past. As time passes and you reach the same age as you future self was, then a past version (the same age as you where when you went to the future) of yourself will come to meet you.

    And its only natural to be curious hahahaha and i love talking about this stuff!

  • @NextgenTraveler91 Oh, i got a good one (i think), What if, my future self comes meet me, and i take a picture of me and myself, then When the time comes when I am the same age of my future self, I refuse to go back in time?

  • @robloxgaara22 I thought you were gonna ask that lol. Well then your future self would have also refused to go back in time to meet you, but something would have happened to make both of you have no choice in the matter. What is true and happens for your future self will always and must always happen to you . The exact same way, because it can never change.

  • @NextgenTraveler91 paradox? :D

  • @robloxgaara22 Are you asking what paradox means? Or if if that was a paradox? Well a paradox basically means something that can't possibly exist or is impossible. And as for your example, no that is not a paradox.

  • @NextgenTraveler91 Wow, that is just.... wow, is killing my future or past self one or can you give me an example of one?

  • @robloxgaara22 Actually yes! Killing your past self is a paradox lol. My favorite one is called the Grandfather paradox. Basically it says that it is impossible to go back in time and impregnate your own grandmother with your own father or mother. It would mean that you created yourself which is impossible.

  • @NextgenTraveler91 So does that mean, i will cease to exist?

  • @NextgenTraveler91 then you can have a brother-cousin-sister wife, sorta like Von Helton's mentally ill, child bride

  • @NextgenTraveler91 it happened in futurama. idk, i wouldn't say it could never happen, if you look up new discoveries in science, some of the things that they're discovering are very bizarre.

  • @NextgenTraveler91, actually the Grandfather Paradox states that you can't go back in time to kill your grandfather, because then you wouldn't be born, and because you weren't born you couldn't go back and kill your grandfather, who would then live, and because he lived you would be born to go back in time and kill him, meaning you wouldn't be born and... etc etc. Then again other theories state that by killing your grandfather you'd just be creating an alternate universe.

  • @geekymarianne He never went back in time to kill his grandfather...if he went back at all.

  • @Willisman1, I never said he did, I was just explaining what the Grandfather Paradox refers to (going back in time and killing your grandfather, rather than going back in time and becoming your own grandfather).

  • this is why i truely hate people..he needs to go to the mental ward..oh my goodness...damn

  • dont judge people youll go to hell...

  • @harley123825 there is no such creature as hell, hell was invented to keep narrow minded people enthralled by fancy fairey tales

  • He is the Punisher??? Lol I will fart on his face n' he will die.

  • Von Mien Fuhrer, ve have been monitoring your time travel in our secret Nazi AntArctic re-doubt. We have set you up in the lap of luxury, had you mingle with politicians and scientists and the "movers and shakers" WE know you gave it all up to move into A SINGLE TRAILER with your child bride and clone children. We are warning911 you of an imminent Reptilian invasion of Kentucky and you are our last...best hope to defeat the drugLord/Pimp who runs the show, he needs to be punished

  • @SyrinxPriestOf wow fake. i picked up evidence from u

  • @seboom100 we are all Lucifarians at heart

  • Fake as fuck

  • i dont know whats more sad... the fact that he thinks what he is saying is true or the fact that there are actual people out there that believe this crap...

  • Von Helton is living proof that Americans have been breeding with vegetables.

  • @DoctorKandosii Your proof that the human race is self-destructive.

  • @CtrlAltDeleteYurAzz And how have you come to that conclusion? Are you trying to defend this racist? He thinks he is a good example of some sort of master race. He's clearly mentally ill.

  • @DoctorKandosii Nope hes clearly a ill in the head, your part of the problem because not only did you judge him but you judged the entire American population, who are you to say such a thing. who are you too judge americans when CLEARLY everybody has problems, every race, every country, every person :/ im not defending him im defending americans

  • Pure crap...

  • I'm expecting to hear in the middle of one of those videos. "Bob! What are you doing on that damn computer again?! You take out that trash or you won't get any for a month!" coming from a roughly female voice that obviously has smoked 5 packs a day since three and a half years old.

  • this dude is just a drunk hick thats all, he has no dam idea wtf he is talking about....asians are from mars????....wtf and he took on the italian mob and ms 13 wtf is he thinking? that is one of the biggest gangs in texas and california...wt a dumb ass

  • Defend the weak?

    Youre a 140 lb 60 year old man, who the fuck are you going to defend? You can't even defend yourself LOL

  • His latest is a spoof on an original Star Trek Episode titled:

    'The World is Hollow For I have touched the Sky'

    The earth is a big space vessel, and humans are unaware. The 'UFO' anomalies are the holographic processing systems breaking down....

    Start a campaign to take away his webcam....

  • von helton,..bring an iphone10 here in 2012

  • Von Helton, this is the "time police" we are revoking your time travel privledges, please turn in your time travel passport at your nearest federal penitentiary, after turning in your passport(and yourself) go in the nearest Jail Cell and wait there for about oh, 20-30 years. After being processed you can tell your cell mate all about asking 13 year old girls for their nude pics, and coersing a 21 year old mentally ill girl into having your clone children, aint that right "LIL' HITLER"

  • @SyrinxPriestOf Lol, here come the timelords :)

  • The only thing he punished is my ears.

    This guy Heltons full of Bull Crap...

  • Oh my God, this Hillbilly is psycho. I think that when he says that he's semi-retired he actually means semi-retarded.

  • Von Helton is Early Cuyler from Squidbillies.

  • If you don't believe if other life forms are out there....you are one sad sad lil man

  • So VonHelton is here to defend the "weak, innocent & down-trodden"? Hmm, sounds exactly like the profile of his wife.

  • I used to be a time traveler like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

  • @stupididiot61 Ha! Yes!!

  • @stupididiot61 come on man. thats so old now. quit saying it. i bet you dont even play skyrim.

  • @xEMIDIUS Not even. I bet it will develop into some sort of saying for havig to stop something due to some unfortunate event. eg. The motorcycle accident was Jimmy's "arrow to the knee" for being a star croquet player

  • @stupididiot61 I used to play sky rim but then i took a vagina to my penis

  • @132zart Nah. If you've ever played you would know it's better than sex.

  • Low life sick people...

  • Mentally disorder

  • little green men? naw dude we are grey and enormous. I MEAN THEY NOT WE WHAT THE F-

  • This guy is an idiot. You can't equate peace with seperation & division of the human race. I think this man really admires H.G. WELLS........he needs to grow up & stop being so bitter before he gets himself hurt.

  • If he is it´s his business and none of mine........if he isn´t , so be it.

  • He is a time traveler.

  • he was a year off on martial law

  • Seems like a Class A citizen!

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  • 300.000 ppl were interested to know WHO IS VON HELTON

    Crazy shit

  • Von helton, this is a message from the rest of the freedom fighters out there on the interwebz, we are going to have to "block" all your top secret clearence badges, and we will be wiping your identity from any and all US bank accounts(like you know what that is), all social services payments will now go directly to Ma Helton. You will go get a job and contribute to society or we will be forced to implement operation "Von Smelton". Needless to say you have survived the first wave, more to come..

  • Check out millard filmore and Alex Baldwin. What a match.

  • Not exactly mere faith to believe in aliens considering it's almost impossible that they DON'T exist

  • he is delusional, he take an oath to be a lonely lonely fag, this is why he cant get a women or have friends. this people is a example of a man who was bully and picked on when he was young and now pretend to be all tought so that he can get attention. he is a living breathing fag. lmao

  • oh man he is really high

  • sounds like he's on drugs!

  • he's a classic schizophrenic. If the majority of people believe vonhelton I would be scared for the future do to people's stupidity. 

  • @MattToye i fully agree this guy is a schizophrenic but without meds.. i mean he thinks he's the fuckin "Punisher" and has stopped crime, all while truly believing this.. he needs help

  • no proof? I think I lold.

  • the uploader is a scumbag and von helton can kick his ass with his pubic hair

  • @SMILEY7414 with his pubic hair

    ???

  • @delagrazia

    deeeerrrrrr yyeaah his pubic hair

    what a dum FUCK!!!

  • maybe von helton is an entertainer & is trying to earn some money from youtube... :D

  • Alice fell down the rabbit hole... this dude fell into a pit of crazy juice.

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  • OMG you americans are weird!

    There are so many holes in this that its freaky.

  • Damn!!He has had some crazy acid trips !!!

  • him pointing that gun at the camera realy pissed me off, oh he busted up a pimps operation, oh my goodness, ya disinfo, tiem traveler maybe, but then ive found photo's that look like me in the past, thing was i was wearing a t-shirt out of period along with derert storm camo's, faked or realy i dont know and i figure part of all this is someone puts disinfo out and see how bites, he fell for there recrutement, its complicated, he is an Operation Dormouse puppet.

  • I dont think this dude is crazy. I think he does this for attention. I mean he's a celeb, and that may be enough for him. Being known for being crazy is better then not being known at all to some people.

  • Von Helton - Van Helsing ? 

  • trust those who seek the truth, doubt those who claim to have found it

  • Sounds like a toothless cracj junkie to me with a slight touch of micheal scott the office

  • this guy is obviously insane... and if anyone thinks that this madman is even nearly intelligent enough to be The Punisher then they truly deserved to be punished.... jeezus.

  • @carlomakhoul seconded.

  • What you insinuated early on was correct. You should not have made a 20 minute video about this guy.

  • Wow. What an idiot.

  • this man just said his family and kids was it was killed and it was ocrastrated sorry for bad spelling he has just qwoted the premis for the movie or the marvel charecter the punisher i think he is confueiing that charecters life with his own

  • so if they where all eaten then how did the descriptions of this islamic heaven get back to the people who wrote it down ...f f s  ,,,,

  • as for the marshall law thing. right now there has been a bill passed that is the closest thing to marshal law that we've had in a very long time. it gives the u.s. millitary the right to arrest and detain anyone for as long as they want if they have the smallest reason to beliave they are a terrorist or are somehow connected to terrorism. and no one can say or do anything about it. it gives them complete authority to do what they want (as long as they think your terrorist connected).

  • hahahaha this is so fuckin funny lmfao before i clicked this vid i just watched a vid about this guy and apparently hes a time traveller...... how fuckin funny is that !! now i know hes jus completely fucked in the head !!

  • how did I get here from "Coyote meets AR-15?"