Things You Never Hear

[2retardsandabanana]

y do ppl think ppl from wv are stupid i admit we talk funny but we're not dumb, well atleast the 5th graders aren't

[corey9944]

i dislike the last one i live in west virginia

[fantagewinkwink202]

Another thing: I like Rebecca Black Friday

[xXmahriXx]

#8 my snake doesnt agree

[michael9184]

#4 shouldn't be on here. I think Joe Pantoliano is not just good in the sopranos. He was good in the matrix and memento. And he wasn't playing an Italian.

[thtktgrl]

I dont get #8

[RogueWarrior869]

Why the Zune hate?

They're awesome and easy to use.

[dakkoss198]

@RogueWarrior869 ipod is the best

[RogueWarrior869]

@dakkoss198

Can't say I agree. I love my zune, it has a ton of things it can do and holds a lot of media.<3

[89Dustdevil]

#11: Family Guy just keeps getting better and better. Seth Mcfarlane's comedic genius is like a fine wine, steadily improving as the years roll by.

[rwfsmith]

@89Dustdevil But the Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy wasn't very good, this was one of the highlights from it :/

[mopoc7]

Zunes are pretty cool.

[thewolstiebeast]

The endd faslkdjgsladjfhgsglkdf

[robertcarlisle90]

I knew I heard the "sh*t people say" thing from somewhere.

[kweenychick32]

Buut...But I like Hilary Duff.

[JRlila07]

#6 made my life mean nothing... I mean, I like to talk about my zodiac sign, I talk about other people's zodiac sign, PEOPLE ASK ME ABOUT THEIR ZODIAC SIGNS! Hurt like never before, this reminded me the reason why I hate this show so much.

[rwfsmith]

@JRlila07 You hate Seth McFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy?

[Dzubur93]

6. M. Night's movies just keep getting better.

7. Seth MacFarlane's cartoons never have any political agenda.

8. I'm glad OJ was acquitted.

9. Baseball is so entertaining! It never lacks any excitement or mild stimulation at all.

10. We should move to Detroit.

[TrebleClefRobert]

National Treasure 1 isn't a movie.

[TallGRog]

Boo, #5. killing babies (born or not) never funny

[ajayinthelife1]

@TallGRog Welcome to the internet! Seeing as this is your first day and all........

[MisterLitt]

@TallGRog killing babies is all i do, it's just super fun

[MonsterMisunderstood]

@TallGRog Dude it's a fetis.

[thehappylittlemiss]

i heard all of this because normal people listen and don't just look at the pictures

[LittleMissBlondie130]

I knew there was more than 8!

[ccrosbie33]

Here's another you'll never here: Family Guy seems to be getting better with time.

[MrFonduemaster1]

When I first saw the title, 'No homework for a day' came into my mind.

[knoxjeff]

lol, macfarlone. Wait till Seth MacFarlane learns about this new impostor.

[spenderofthrones]

I have no preconceived notions of West Virginia, I live here.

[jmk8646]

He is right about the Zune. I love my Zune

[makemelaugh1217]

I like Hilary Duff, I listened to her when I was younger. :p :( haha

[BrewPopTime]

@SmittyBass14 creator of family guy.

[SmittyBass14]

Am i the only one wondering who this "Seth McFarlone" guy in the description is?

[tjman543]

Laid = Pussy

Layed = Relaxing

Lei'd = Hawaiian accoutrements

Late = When your girl finally gets her period

L'eight = The number 8 in French if you're trying to impress a girl who doesn't know French

LAYD = Some band I never heard of

Lait = Some word I just made up

[MissPhaicy]

@tjman543 Lait: milk in french :D

[simshigh]

@tjman543

lait-French for milk

[pubicservice]

@tjman543 last one means milk in french, if you're trying to impress said girl.

[3gaaraWshippo3]

@tjman543 Lait ACTUALLY is the word for Milk in French.

[Pseudonymous64756]

@tjman543 actually lait=milk in french

[CofJustice]

What, no Mothman reference for #1 ? XD

[vyor2]

Seth Green is better

[nelmsters]

surprisingly unfunny

[5382021]

Sad thing is I've heard dumbass college girls say those exact words

[autoprestazioni]

Haha I'm from WV and that was fucking hilarious. And it's sad that I live amongst those stereotypical abominations.

[Mattdawson75]

@zackcaz543 UH OH!! WILD HILL BILLY, EVERYBODY RUN!!

[xfinder0]

#3 Is so true. Zune over IPod any day.

[abbitydoodle]

#3...I say that O___o

[Beaniebugg54321]

...UMMM...7 KINDS OF LAID WHAAAT???

[thekingcuber]

what about "gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

[NikkiMariesPenguins]

Shit people never say *eh hem eh hem*

[PixieFairy676]

hahaha at #6

[zackcaz543]

HEY FUCK YOU IM FROM WEST VIRGINA

[zackcaz543]

HEY FUCK YOU IM FROM WEST VIRGINIA

[TheAlvabro91]

Okay, that last one was actually kinda funny lol

[CaptainObvious0000]

that's correct. women talking about zodiac signs just disgust me. what next ? gods ? goblins ?

[GottagitchaGROOOVEon]

Tha PuSSaay

[jomittens]

lolol..the hilary duff comment...*i die*

[lgee191]

BOOORINGG

[ukamerica8]

Classic

[dranzerpromage]

#5 I know a girl like that

[MrJtb17]

I'd respect a guy if he had a pet snake.

[123BabyVal]

if only you knew how to spell his last name

[KeyLimePieRocknRoll]

omg this is like "shit people say" before it went mainstream.. whoa...

[Jacen47]

Things you never hear #11

An original fucking comment.

[awesomebulldog1235]

what the hell why u hatin on wv

[Sei1863]

@awesomebulldog1235 LOL you just answered your own question!

[awesomebulldog1235]

@Sei1863 what

[Sei1863]

@awesomebulldog1235 Exactly :)

[MrLaunchpadMcquack]

I'm offensive and I find this West Virginian

[professionalblogger]

I don't get it...?

[FantasticFranco]

I came here because i thought the two girls in the thumbnail were gonna fuck

[CoDisafishy]

@FantasticFranco ummm this is a cartoon....

[gonavygonavy]

Repubs get hotter chicks. it's a fact

[MrRaymond204]

Things you never hears #30: i don't speak english

[planetary109]

Things you never hear #12: You get women by respecting their dignities.

[CutieMikell]

Things you never hear #16 #17 #18!

#16: Spougbob has a cute Girlfriend!<3

#17: Iarq is the MOST tropical place to get married.

#18: Jerry Springer show is way much more decent than Opra.

#19: Will Smith is 100% Gay!

#25: BET = Broines Entertainment television. < (sorry ran out of idea on that one)

#26: Bender: don't bite my shiny metal ass. + touch my junk perv.

"bouns:  Haters are the most postive people on the internet" (or at least i think they didn't say it yet...)

[scottgraue45]

things you never hear #11 "i like doing blow jobs"

[robotpanda77]

"Ill get the check" - a woman

[naruhinafan274]

Things you never hear #11: An original Youtube comment/joke.

[sunshine1235117]

no no no no iv heard #7 at leat once in my life i dont know where tho

[Zhanai1398]

I loved #5 just think you could be stuck at home watching a baby how cool would that be lol!

[Xuldarinar]

10..  you'll never hear people say that, but that is true.

[szlane]

Things You Never Hear #11:

"Hey now, I'm the man in the family, I'll make you a sandwich."

[alinka2111]

Things you never hear #11 :

Wow that Justin Beiber is such a great singer.

[LiloPelakai]

#11: having the balls to admit abortion and abortion jokes aren't funny.

inb4 lame abortion jokes and/or Family Guy fanboy rage followed by lame insults Seth would be proud of.

[Randomguynames]

Things you never hear #27

"I enjoyed Shia Lebeouf's performance in the Transformers movies."

[obaniehia]

@Randomguynames but i did...

[wideyon5]

"and very few of them breathed exclusively through their mouths." LOL that one got me, man why does that sterotype seriously fit DUMB people? I work with a couple of these mouth breathers and they are just ridiculously duuuumb dumb!

[GleekJaydeDenise]

Things you never hear #11: I'm a teenaged boy and I really do like Justin Bieber.

[100yurim]

Things you never hear #11

Canadian illiegal Immigrant

[kevnar]

Things you never hear (in the YouTube comments below a video) #1: "Hey, maybe I was wrong. I never thought about things that way."

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

Things you never hear #11: "Wow, that Seth MacFarlane cartoon was funny!".

[thisisbananas25]

Hey Zunes are awesome!!!

[MrLazEBones]

@MEareCAT actually I'm prreeety sure they all do. But I don't believe in religion so meh.

[sortadead]

# 5 was not cool... just wrong

[totallyclubbin]

@sortadead number 5 was the best one, keep abortion legal bro

[MEareCAT]

@sortadead Shut up -.- abortion isn't wrong, and i'm glad it's legal. I bet your some Bible-bashing moron who thinks abortion is murder.

[TELMEman]

Things you never hear #???:

Guy 1: Wow, Seth MacFarlane is totally open minded! He is so considerate!

Guy 2: I dunno, he seems pretty ambivalent, and doesn't seem to support his own point of view…

[PhantomRaging]

Sad but i've heard #5 before

[GermanConquistador08]

@PhantomRaging How the fuck is that sad?!

[cammato123]

Things you never hear #11 Those Asians Are such good drivers!

[immabewatisetouttobe]

i herd number 7 befor lmao! but he wasnt talking to me

[wilsob26]

things you'll never hear #12: "gosh, seth mcfarlane is so hilarious"

[Tosh0freakinfan]

@wilsob26 then why were you watching a seth macfarlone work?

[reljin2]

this isnt very funny (things seth mcfarlone hears all the time)

[litojonny]

this black person sure does smell good :)

[litojonny]

i love black porn.

[DilksyTheMonster]

11. My favourite porn category is ebony

[KnightmareDub]

i hate how i don't get so many jokes cos im british..

[brita1994]

all I thought about when watching clip #8... NAGINI!!!!!!!!!!

[StudioWooo7]

Seth MacFarlone lul

[Mattz511]

#9 is actually wrong. i hear that alot at my ig bros college school

[MyCoolio14]

Things your never hear #11: "Wow that Italian family sure is being quiet"

[theknightswhosayfrak]

WHO THE FUCK IS JUD HURSH?

[navyboydjray]

Fucking brilliant.

[FuriousTheGeorge]

Things you never hear number 11: A Democrat making sense.

[cashisafag]

@FuriousTheGeorge shut up

[MEareCAT]

@FuriousTheGeorge Shut up, idiot. At least Democrats aren't bigoted, bible-bashing, ignorant fools.

[MzZombicidal]

How do you spell Seth's last name wrong when it's in the opening? -.-

[zcarrell]

205 people are West Virginians

[NickoliLion]

Things you never hear #11:

Seth Mcfarlane having the balls to make fun of democrats.

[goodolarchie]

@NickoliLion Well that's not something you'd hear audibly, that's more like the future tense form of the antecedent opposite your opinion.

Try this: Man, does Seth Mcfarlene go a single day without ribbing the Democrats?

[coldpizzarules]

@NickoliLion he does lol

[MEareCAT]

@NickoliLion Republicans are just easier to make fun of because they're so ignorant.

[NickoliLion]

@MEareCAT Statistically, conservatives tend to have higher educations levels than liberals. not taking sides, just pointing out facts here.

[shawnyadeadhomie]

@NickoliLion

statistically liberals have higher IQs

[shawnyadeadhomie]

@NickoliLion I'm sorry, Evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa at the the London School of Economics and Political Science did a study that showed people who identify themselves as very conservative have an average IQ of 95 while those who identified themselves as very liberal had an average IQ of 107

[shawnyadeadhomie]

@NickoliLion if you read the entire article you are referencing the last paragraph says this:

Oh yeah, and everything in that bullshit you just read is completely and totally false. There has been no such conclusive study, and all of the “Finds” are based on public paranoia. Chances are good that if you are a conservative, you were empowered by this new find.

If you, even for a second, thought this find might be true, you are probably an idiot."

[NickoliLion]

@shawnyadeadhomie well that embarrassing. damn. yeah, I guess I had a blonde moment there.

[shawnyadeadhomie]

@NickoliLion haha its cool dude, it almost got me for a second

[LiloPelakai]

@NickoliLion or liberals... or atheists... or anyone who doesn't share his opinions.

[rammeroftabs]

@NickoliLion umm, American Dad?

[Sei1863]

@NickoliLion and #12 is a democrat doing something more worthy of ridicule than a republican. I don't hear democrats going around saying the hilarious shit the Bacchmans spew.

[NickoliLion]

@Sei1863 In my opinion, both parties are pretty wacky.

Though I'm a Libertarian, so I'm biased.

[UMOGrunt]

@NickoliLion

More like republicans actually telling the "truth".

Cause despite what you may thing Family Guy has made fun of democrats in the past the only reason why their is such a disparity is because republicans are prone to saying,supporting, & believing stupid stuff more often than demorcrats are.

Like Obama not being christian as a mild example.

[NickoliLion]

@UMOGrunt That is a very biased opinion. Each political wing thinks the other is stupid. Frankly, I think both of them are stupid. But if you want a Democrat saying stupid stuff, look no further than Barrack Obama himself. He says some of the stupidest crap I've ever heard. Seriously, he would give Bush a run for his money.

[UMOGrunt]

@NickoliLion

When think long and hard about it almost each and every president we've had was prone to saying or believing stupid things like Lincoln supporting the idea of free slaves returning to Africa or Clinton lieing under oath about having an affair.

But ultimately none of them can hold a hand to Bush W for his stupidity no wonder some consider Dick Cheney to have been the real guy in charge and Bush W just a puppet.

[HVoltage152]

@NickoliLion you misunderestimate Obama's intelligence...

[NickoliLion]

@HVoltage152 Buddy, if anything, I OVERestimate Obama's intelligence.

[HVoltage152]

@NickoliLion I don't think you caught that reference..

[NickoliLion]

@HVoltage152 Oh, my bad then

[HVoltage152]

@NickoliLion No no it's fine. I'kk enlighten you, lol. The word "misunderestimated" which does not exist, came from the "brilliant" mind of George W. Bush Jr.

[NickoliLion]

@HVoltage152 Good thing too. We need good language pioneers to create new words. lol

[HVoltage152]

@NickoliLion Lol, yes, point made. Another phrase of mass intelligence of his - "After seeing the positive report cards, I can confidently say this. Childrens DO learn."

[ttv0]

but he is pretty funny

[ttv0]

seth mcfarlane is an ass hole.

[MrStarman630]

#11 the italian family next to us sure is quite

[Softsillmusic]

Seth MacFarlane*

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

#11 Wow. If you take out all of the teenage agnst out of Twilight the story is actually quite enjoyable with very likable characters.

[ThePissyNoob]

#11- Obama's plan for health care will solve all of our nation's problems with healthcare and his policies have not affected our nation's debt more negatively.

[tsotsoko]

Things you never hear: homo having a baby

[callmeginga]

Heard all of those, its called sarcasm

[Chaoswarrior1231]

0:32 *Gasp* Blasphemy

[Yashman17]

Well I just heard them.

[jimboslice711]

things u never hear: seth uses brian as a policial lightning rode to says his own views. oh damn whoops did i just say that out loud. lol ego rapter thumbs up

[robertogff]

is this family guy? because the pictures are very similar

[10samm10]

@robertogff Made by the same creator

[jennah101]

#5, actually, i think you hear that more and more often .-. just saying

[FreeDumb001]

things you never hear #1: Man, that italian family at the next table over sure is quiet!

things you never hear #2: justin bieber is great

things you never hear #3: Quagmire is defininently NOT the Pedobear

[Nikolajevic99]

i don't understand any of this...

[FreeDumb001]

@Nikolajevic99 what dont u understand? its called sarcasm. the more you know!

[Philitron128]

@Trashcansam123 someone's from west Virginia....:)

[suicidesnowman14]

gosh, that italian family next to us sure is quiet

[blackreazor]

i have a zune

[DilksyTheMonster]

7 made me laugh

[EpicToast101]

#5 is debateble

[goodgirltough]

I find 6# offensive

@goodgirltough #11 "Really? You