Intense Suckage On A Planetary Scale

[tadshackles]

its like a european Brandon Hardesty had a baby with Azreinoch!

LOVE IT!

Subbed

[TheInfernalSpark]

azrienoch recommended. Glad he did.

Subscribed!

[AstraVex]

30 seconds into the video and I'm subscribing

[HotaruZoku]

What sort of place would you imagine to be perfect for this "big biz confrontational event"?

Non-rhetorical here. It's a point I agree with and would love to hear what this place would look like or...where it would even be. So what is "there"? How would it appear having been built?

[TheOuroborosWyrm]

This video inspired me...to go to Taco Bell, order a failure-wrap, then sit in a fluorescent-lit purple/orange/teal booth and eat that failure-wrap while weeping into my gallon bucket of MountainDew.

[rise1931]

Great video! First I felt mad, then sad, then angry, then mad, then hopeful and finally foolish.

Just a regular Wednesday, basically.

I came away with a more refined portrait of how incredibly shallow and lazy we all are... What enablers we are in regards to big business. Which would explain the face you made at the beginning and the end of this video... Same face I make when I think of lobbyists.

[SamuelDrake27]

I don't know, Sean... I'm feeling a Fight-Club-esque swell of revolution, rage against the machine if you will, burning in my heart after this passionate video. YOUR EFFORTS ARE NOT IN VAIN! FEAR NO MORE! I, COURAGEOUS FOOL, WILL DESTROY BIG BUSINESS. LITERALLY.

[jamietfranklin]

adulthood. interesting idea. are you hanging upside down from a series of trees?

[MonkeyMagic88]

Intelligent , honest and hilarious = Sean Bedlam !

[popatire23]

Mutha-Lickin-BRILLIANT.

[A1R5N1P3R]

Ye, I don't agree with alot of the things you do or say Sean, but you're right so far as telling the nay-sayers and doom-theorists to step up and think about practical ways to avoid their fears, and to work on solutions instead of merely calling attention to the possible results of what's occuring now.

[Tressco]

Great 1!

[p717]

I found it incredibly ironic that a particular "progressive" radio host I was listening to yesterday was pushing necessity for hunting down Bin Laden's nonexistent ghost by putting more soldiers to play hide & seek..and of course to watch the Opium fields grow. Meanwhile, on said "progressive" radio show, the second half was an infomercial for Big Pharma..that fine institution that most requires said opium supply.

[Di66en6ion]

Pharma has it's own private opium plantations that it grows for medical use from what I understand.

[p717]

Locations? I know that the opium and other resource is the real reason the US is occupying silk road territory like many Empires before it, but the hold that pharmaceuticals has on US culture and GDP suggests that this war is not just about a pipeline. Of course, the CIA has practically funded itself on controlled substances, but I don't think that Heroin is all that comes from Afghanistan.

[dickponderous]

"Even if it turns out we are cunts." Awesome! That HAS to be the name of your book!

[seanbedlam]

I've changed the name of my blog in your honor. :)

[dickponderous]

Brilliant sir!

[seanbedlam]

Thanks again. :)

[TheInfernalSpark]

Can I have some of those drugs you're talking about ?

[Deafturtle911]

some people help by playing warcraft and keeping that chubby dream alive. XD

[Dochomp]

simply brilliant sean

[blargzz12]

this was the best!

subscribed!!

[lopeziii]

thank you azreinoch!

[BrainDe2d]

That.. Was fucking amazing.

[PaintedEcstasytm]

azreinoch sent me, and im glad he did.

[chikenshitconformist]

I don't really enjoy this, it is a nifty and well written rant, but eventually my mind just focused on how much he had to read the prompter. learn the stuff a little more and much would be improved :)

[GotSoulDoubt]

You are a chickenshitconformist. Like your parents.

[chikenshitconformist]

What an interesting and relevant retort! You are a fine and upstanding gentleman of the highest rank.

[lookit87]

Hahaha DK!

[elysiatheamazing]

i do believe i'll subscribe

azrienoch sent me :]

[colloredbrothers]

A spiritual truth, don't look at tommorow or at yesterday but at today and what you can do to change tommorow or make up yesterday.

Because everything that is happening can be stopped, if we wanted it to.

[sxeeplta]

wow, that was amazing, im subscribing.

[SlightlyCompletely]

Sean, have you ever listened to Jason Ellis? Well, you're both from Australia, so you must have. Anyhow, only two people I've ever heard say "soft-cock."

[breadloser]

Rock on Sean!

[AudibleOpinion]

Big buisiness is a big vat self interest with scum floating on the top.

[RednaxNL]

haha;) sean is awesome :D

about that direct democracy,, maybe ONE DAY.. the dream will come true ;) but I keep spreading the word!

peace

[oldhacks]

get as many Americans as you can to sign the direct democracy constitutional amendment

ni4d ,dot. us

[omnion1990]

OMFG THIS GUY IS STILL ALIVE?

[seanbedlam]

No.

[oldhacks]

have you been watching my videos? you just condensed like 20 of my videos into 8 minutes and 22 seconds.

[omnion1990]

due man why did you remove that vidoe that got u featured when you were hating on retarded people or people that just siad dumb things, that was SOOO fuck funny i think i shat Viagra falls.

[Nenentophni]

Do not hurt Mr. Wrong Wrong - I will contact social workers. I'm serious.

Then you will be taken to an Island Asylum and I will adopt him.

[RillyMonsterZero]

Sean Im going to get right on that

[audionautix]

congratulations on getting featured and spotlighted. About time YouTube woke up and start recognizing actual talent.

[Takaki808]

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[JonnyNice]

Take out the earring man.

[jasonlajoie]

Earring(s) JonnyNOTNice. Mind your own ears.

[booty1235]

It's the Australian William Shatner! Ha!

[hunzpal2]

would have been a great video if you wouldnt have cussed so much.

[Wyrdmaven]

Uhm, have you watched many of Seany's videos?

[benzaibang]

Carpe diem.....

[TheDjRealm]

Bravo!

[cudthree]

our world might improve a little if we stop using names of body parts (especially female ones) as epithets. cunts and cocks and anuses have functions that are unrelated to your political program, unless that consists of spreading AIDS. using such names does not help in understanding or communicating with any miscreants in question, but does promote violent responses toward them (arguably beneficial).

[Sampson2012bot]

I really like it when people go on rants, it makes me feel energized and capable of doing something important. That feeling will probably fade shortly, which I blame completely on myself. I keep feeling like I will deal with the shitty condition of the world once I find out how to just deal with all the shit that goes on my life every day. But it really isn't that complicated, it's more of a change of mindset that needs to occur, and I commend you for making this video.

[not2tees]

What about the stefbot channel and Stef's idea of just getting rid of The State? I kind of agree, but How to get rid of Governments, is the rub. "There aren't even motherfuckers in charge." So true - there's the government, which empowers Big Business, which has no interest in the opinions of the average, totally-beyond-comprehension-d­isentitled droogs like me and the opening fist-shaker.

[241Groundhog]

Do you have any idea how much in the way of resources would be needed to vote on everything? Also, any large government, even if your "big business".

[241Groundhog]

Only solving problems now will be a problem. If you ignore problems in the future, you won't be able to fix them when they have eventually arrived. They require time.

[nymss7]

watch "fire breathing dragon" on you tube (its the first one)

[HeilFire]

You should really check out Micheal Moore's new documentary. It is about the horrors of capitalism. It is coming out in about a month, i think.

[JamesCalico]

you forgot about big buisness' think tanks... who also... give people AIDS... uh... ... REVOLUTION!!!!

[matrixcmitech]

NICE RANT... SPEAK TRUTH, WIN THE INTERNETs

[SamuelDrake27]

Fuck. This was actually inspiring in that make me feel terrible about myself (or lack of self) kind of way.

[BCzepa]

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[SamuelDrake27]

"...coming out of a 50 year television marathon..." ---that sounded upsetting to me, because it's believable in the literal sense.

[DoctorMeh]

Chinless softcocks unite!

[goldpaws]

it's known as a self fufilling prophecy...

[BrEnNo1023]

THE best yet. you scary genius person.

[Projoiner1]

Great video, thanks for the sharing the rant

Cheers

[unkiemonk]

Vive la revolution!

[11reggie22]

I might use this as a reference in an essay I'm writing; it's useful to show that other people think in a way kinda like you do.

By the way, what the hell happened to Cockheads and You? I used that as a reference, too. Also it was awesome.

[marniespeaks]

one thing... if people don't die from death and suffering how will I ever get richer off their death and suffering?

[Fuliginosus]

ALERT EVERYBODY!

[Jokamania]

Do you script these out? Because if you dont, your even more of a geneous then I thought you were.

[murasakiryu]

Let the revolution begin!

[murasakiryu]

Brilliant!!!

[angryislander56]

If only Robert DiNiro would swing by and knock the

ducts around a bit

[anonymousstormchaser]

bedlam is epic on video and/or comments

[whiskerchild]

Big business has our government, and us, by the throat. We need to kick their asses, but the US has to go through 10 years of "third world " misery first.

Hold a good thought for us.

[P00P0STER0US]

The intricate world I've created in my head is governed entirely by squirrels. It pisses me off that I can't understand a word they're saying. And in that world, they go after all of the nuts. Yes, those too. It's messed up. I have to sleep with a colander over my bits.

[missdivinestalls]

I am ready for worldwide revolution. name the time and place!

[Valomorn]

Place: Earth... 'tis worldwide you see.

Time: Whenever we can be fucked.

[KiraBagira09]

you have things in your ears. :D

[achtung555]

Your intro rocks intensely.

[MustafaPresents]

I can has revolution?

[tyrbolo]

Glorious days of empire when white men voted to

lift the burden from little brown brother by civilizing

him with a Krag. Or is this revolution to end in

a bloodbath against the peasant farmer who

refused the glorious destiny of collectivization.

I prefer the scientific revolt that puts them out of business by destroying the basis of their wealth with the homebrew nanofactory.

[jogayot]

as far as bells go, i do think you do need clown's hat to this elvis look... what a cross that would be.

[hjeremy2222]

there's no business like show business

[DouglasUrantia]

work for a big corporate office...when retire, your soul might be missing.

[divinacomedias]

I DECLARE THE FESTIVITIES OPEN!

XD

[FeelFreeToArgue]

Big Business (TM) is distilled essence of human evil - the pyramiding of stupidity to toxic levels. Of course, anything that gets big enough gets stupid. Everyone nods their head when you say the old chestnut about power corrupting, and absolute power blah blah. But then no one acts like it is real. Or thinks, but wait, that hugely powerful guy is from my team, he won't become corrupt like all the other motherfuckers.

[azrienoch]

The glee!

[InnerSpaceTourist]

Whaaaat?!?! Direct democracy, are you crazy? Aren't you happy with what you've got? You can vote for people, who will decide FOR you! Isn't that the ultimate sacrife? Think of the children.

[colenbrak]

intese suckage on a plane

[meavid]

I believe in a thing called love

[TungstenOrWolfram]

AIDS is bullshit

[Xakryn]

When I think about our corporate overlords, I do like to imagine them all sitting in a smoke fill room, discussing how best to manipulate the common man into buying things that he doesn't need and will not just rape the future... but rape the future the most. That too is probably a false image, since these people don't really do anything we don't let them get away with. It's just sad that everyone needs a "new" everything, when we have enough shit already that would us last the next 1000 years.

[cooksterz]

They are suppose to be against us, the people, are they? That opening segment needs to be a GIF! haha

[battousaiashe]

Seany I think this is my favorite of your recent videos. Good on ya.

[LETHLSS]

superb!!

[nathanforst]

LoL

Most of my coworkers are Aussie. Seeing you is like seeing them. I don't know what it is, mate, but Aussies are hyperactive. :p

Awesome. :)

[TUSENMAUG]

you are so fucking good man

[ChristopherMast]

Yeah... as soon as Bush/Cheney Inc. pushed their way in we were pretty much fucked (not that there hasn't been big business in gov't before, I know).

I vote with my brain, but unfortunately the majority of my fellow countrymen are too busy voting on "Dancing with the Stars"

[gratex]

I got a final written warning at work for having "World Domination" as my Ambition. The bastards just didn't like the competition.

[vampiricassassin41]

ha-haaa!!!

brilliant!!!

[gratex]

humans - the cause of, and solution to, all of heroin spats

[PeaceProfit]

nice*intro ;)

Unite the C.H.A.O.S. - for a means to confront the N.O.W.

Humanity*Rulz...

[RyRyVids]

Ahh the motherfuckers...

[truvelocity]

F'ing great!

[MoriKAshi]

Did you make that last little tune at the end of your video? It was great!

[ROBwithaB]

This video sorta makes me want to go out and arbitrarily dominate a roomful of indecisive ineffectual softcocks.

They WANT to watch TV, Sean. They WANT to hide away in their rooms, playing video games. Mostly, they want to let someone else take the responsibility for them.

As long as they've got their greasy food and fizzy drinks, they don't CARE.

The revolution has been postponed indefinitely, as of now.

But good of you to try, Sir.

[ROBwithaB]

But people don't really WANT to be free.

That want other people to decide things for them.

Just try being "The Boss" for a while and you'll see what I'm talking about.

[seanbedlam]

True, but *I* want to be free, so i'm putting sequins on my purple jumpsuit and flouncing into the next universe.

[ROBwithaB]

Doooon't goooo intooo theee liiiight, Seeeaaan.

The next universe is populated by an almost infinite number of souls who are very likely to annoy you. Stay here with us and let the worms process you. You can live on as a tree. Or a mosquito. Or an HIV pathogen.

(None of which is likely to fit into the purple jumpsuit, unfortunately. Perhaps bequeath that to the Cancer Society for auction?))

Although, I must say that the sequinned purple jumpsuit goes very nicely with the earrings....

*ahem*

[seanbedlam]

That "The Boss" thing also works for "The Prison Guard".

It's demoralizing to have other people making your decisions for you. Think about it, you have a good ten years of being a kid, people filling your head with shit. If you weren't groomed to lead into adulthood you just won't. Plus. check out the size of my huge penis!

[SomeBSUTubeName]

Great video. The sad thing is that Fred will still get hundreds of thousands more views just for increasing the pitch on his voice and acting like a completely f_cked up douche. I suppose that sort of verifies your thesis that people suck. No arguments here.

[seanbedlam]

Not to worry, that young man's life is being destroyed by fame as we speak. :)

[BadAlbert]

I'm going to help by opening a chain of Democracafe's selling hot and creamy freshly filtered aidsachinos to the thirsty masses. I'm not sure what that might actually mean in terms of solving anything but we open in Prague next week. Tell your friends!

[seanbedlam]

Most people would start with one cafe, but not everyone is like yourself and 100% committed to finding out of AIDS

can be transmitted by telling people you're a barista called B.J.

[rea1001]

Uh, Sean, did you get that scare above you lip from dropping a 40 pound tub of butter from an overhead rack in a deep freeze at a restaurant as well? I feel for you.

[seanbedlam]

With leverage it's possible to hit oneself in the face with a massive set of boltcutters with the kind of force that makes one ring one's girlfriend immediately.

[rea1001]

Well at least it wasnt around a bunch of hot waitress 's, with hard 'cold' butter all over the face.  ;)

[tiggeromega]

I agree, but if we add big government in with the big business.

[seanbedlam]

When you say Big Government do you mean 'ridiculously complicated bureaucracy and legal system'? Because it sounds like a fear of large buildings. Or something.

[tiggeromega]

Ridiculously complicated bureaucracies and legal systems, yes.

[mooxim]

have you always had both ears pierced?

Re: the revolution: Come up with a concrete plan of attack and we'll be your pawns, minions and disciples Sean.

[P00P0STER0US]

Wait a second, balls are supposed to come out of the body?

[seanbedlam]

And gravitate towards the knees with age, as if migrating to the centre of the Earth. It's a beautiful journey that deserves to be narrated by Sir David Attenborough.

[homesickalienpoet]

Quick! Alert everybody! Soft cocks unite!

[P00P0STER0US]

Next time, hoop earrings.

[gongnarase]

Just made my fucking day XD

You are my hero sean

[nijaexhile3]

Youre getting better and better at this Sean. Maybe youll try stand up at a certain point? Or have you already. Anyway good show mate. Despite your deism ;-).

[seanbedlam]

Deism is something I make when I get five minutes alone. It's a powerful liquid, but I wouldn't go so far as to say I believe in it.

[ROBwithaB]

Jism.

Jist did it.

[sw33tb0y77]

Interesting earrings o_o getting in touch with your feminine side? :P

[trubaduur]

I can´t imagine you speaking normally.

I like what you are talking about

[seanbedlam]

Jumpcut editing is difficult to pull off in real life conversation, but I find stepping out from behind pot plants and vending machines is reasonably effective for that making-an-announcement effect.

[trubaduur]

I must remember not to take life seriously

[seanbedlam]

I find wearing sliver bells on my shoes reminds me that some people think I'm an idiot.

[seanbedlam]

And when I say "I'm and idiot", I mean "I". Years of intensive research bears out this fact.

I've forgotten what I was talking about.

[trubaduur]

I´m just going to reply to see what else you come up with. So how do you cope with pressure?

[seanbedlam]

Sleep. I call it The Sleep Of The Gods, but it's actually just sleep.

[trubaduur]

I read that while sleeping the brain works more then when watching tv. While watching your videos it feels like my brain is thinking more than when I actually think. Where did you major in illusion?

[seanbedlam]

I live for sleep. I'm convinced most of my work gets done while I'm snoring my arse off.

[seanbedlam]

Not that I snore through my arse. That would take stamina I can't pretend to have.

[trubaduur]

Sleeping is either the place closest to not being or closest to being. I can´t make up my mind.

[LimitedToPerception]

The Time is ripe for revolution! "Exclamating my enthusiasm by killing a mosquito"...I don't think he/she was a business-owner though. :-(

[seanbedlam]

If we transplanted the soul of a mosquito into Big Business, maybe we could negotiate with it at last.

Yes, that's a good idea.

[LimitedToPerception]

A fine act that would be! I presume they would feel even more comfortable since they spend their exsistence very similarly to that of a mosquito! Flapping and thrashing around in busy crowded areas trying to suck all the nerve and money out of you to finance a lifetime-supply of prostitutes and viagra...

[seanbedlam]

Mmm....prostitutes.

[imjustagirl776]

You are fujken awesome, Mr. Bedlam ;o)

[CheeezMaster]

Hi Sean.

[seanbedlam]

GGREETINGZ!!!11!!