Ostrich vs little girl on a pony

[ReesesPiecesYall]

thank you reddit for showing me

[ReesesPiecesYall]

3...2...1...Surprise butt sex!!!

[Rzrbrn]

Poor ostrich.

[19Impact93]

this is not a little girl... thomas is a male name...

[19brucy]

that pony is a donkey...

[andrack]

ostrich is best pony

[Konductt]

hahaha this is some of the best shit on the internet, made me laugh at least.

[byteme2685]

thats a donkey

[Heligoland43]

so for a second i was horrified, but then her dad kicked that ostrich's ass, and for some reason I STOPPED BEING HORRIFIED???

[c4r1s66]

he really couldn't have run slower

[chilleverest]

paralysed with fear....she cant even walk ..lol

[fluorescentcentipede]

Id slice ur throat open and shit in it faggot

[JimToons]

That girl crawled for a really long time under that bird!

[McNuggetsPie]

why isnt ponyta using flamethrower?

[maymaygirlisloved]

Click the link in the description to win 2 Motorola droids

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[QMStudios]

Like how the pony had to get in shot 0:30 .... heeeyyyyy

[dashep19]

This was filmed in front of a live studio ostrich.

[nnnuggets]

HAHAHAH he fucked that ostrich up

[33whitten]

I don't want to say the kid deserved it...but something tells me it did

[halevyi]

I fucking hate ostriches.

[Nintenjoey]

what a heroic pony...

[keikuru1]

so much comedy in one video

[bowesays]

Ostrich, y u want little boy?

[totolann]

What an idiot man...... i would butt kick his ass as he did with the poor ostrich

[bowesays]

@totolann what would you have done instead?

[sisuo2]

first world problem

[JeffBlazer74]

I was waiting for her to scream, "I can't put my arms downs!!!!"

[Nasherrrrick]

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE OSTRICHES IN THE PONY PEN!!!!

[jas16899]

Man this is why I beat that ostrich with a golf club once.  They are fucking assholes they will bite you.

[cronoskronos]

So many things are wrong with this clip. Who thought it was a good idea to have an ostrich with a pony and child? The dad reacts rather violently to the ostrich, but did not seem equally concerned when he casually, and slowly jogged to his terrified son, who will undoubtedly suffer psychological trauma. I know I would. There's few differences between an ostrich and a velociraptor.

[kznck]

LMFAO i love the little touch on the pony running around at the end

[mascaraeyes89]

@kznck yes thats the funniest part hahaha he's like: nothing to do here...

[number676766]

nothing like the sound of pure terror

[BarcaFury]

Whiny bitch



[KnightMD]

Wow one kick from that ostrich could have killed her.

[DibbityDan]

For some reason I thought it was funnier when I thought it was a little girl

[GlassofAIDS]

fucking LOL at the ostrich rolling at the end

[dreamer221]

no need to hit the animal like that! foolish father would have ran faster if he was actually worried, no need to take out anger on the bird.

[Frkzd338]

@dreamer221

Are you being serious? I would have snapped that bird's neck in half if it was doing that to my child.

[berryhill88]

@Frkzd338 Just proves you're not an intelligent person when it comes to understanding animals.

[brandigoddess]

@berryhill88 And you just proved that you have no kids and are unaware of just how mean and dangerous those razor-claw toting birds can be.

[berryhill88]

@brandigoddess Sure they are dangerous. It's their own fucking fault for placing their child in that situation, don't punish the animal for being an animal.

They're not mean in the sense of the word, this is an ostrich being an ostrich.

[BobSlayer5]

Why? Fuck you, that's why

[tailsandy]

If an ostrich was chasing my child, I'd be running a lot faster than he was to stop it.

[yaobrao]

i hope this happens to my child, just so i can have a valid reason to repeatedly kick an ostrich like that

[AbramDVids]

@yaobrao that isn't an ostrich.....it's a rhea....an ostrich would have killed that little boy LOL

[LikWiDPHyRE]

LOL how the bird stalks it's prey.

[Schneeraubtier]

Her Little Pony is no match for an ostrich

[link182ava44]

i love how slow he ran

[EphedPrankZ]

cuuuuuuuuuuurb stomped

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

That's actually a rhea, not an ostritch. Different continent, different bird (rheas are from South America).

[sharpy82295]

trololol

[JCBrunelle13]

hahaha slowest mother fucking save ive ever seen! kudos to you, dad

[greenmachine88x]

And as quickly as he came, he was gone

[tinykz]

that Ostrich works for Chuck Testa.

[gentrysnavat]

Is the Mule OK?

[Imhighandhungry]

ostiges can kill a lion with 1 kick lol

[Jenna12345ize]

So funny lol

[PsychoJosh]

Girl: "Applejack, you betrayed meeee :("

[oconsolacion]

what language is he speaking?

[HappyScharlach]

@oconsolacion german

[Akabuena]

animal cruelty...

[lexiewithalove]

Poor Ostrich :(

[Mojojohana1994]

a girl called thomas?

stupid.

[xVTITOVx]

WHY DID U KICK THAT poor ostrich like THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheForresterOD]

My kid? Can you say fried Ostrich for dinner?

[RockyBalboa211]

Wait, it was a boy! I thought that since the color of the jacket was a light red, that it was a girl.

[RockyBalboa211]

I would have probably done the same thing to protect my daughter! What I would have done differently thought is to throw the camera to ground earlier and help my defenseless daughter.

[brandigoddess]

@RockyBalboa211 No need to throw it down, it was on a tripod. He probably expected the kid to stay on the pony.

[TheWTFbomber]

i would have let the ostrich eat her

[MorselTKD]

i think it should have fucked up the kid and the dad for that shit...

[tomboy27114]

Funny how I can see a random ostrich ruining anything vaguely risky I may ever consider doing.

Riding a horse; Running ostrich

Digging a hole; Tunneling ostrich

Swimming in the ocean; Jaws theme ostrich.

[jesman1985]

@tomboy27114 XD XD XD XD LMFAOOO!!!!!

[OliviasCheesex3]

LMFAO <3 , Some Where In The Middle ,

It Looked Like That Ostirch Bitch Slapped Her xD.

Or He - Just Tried To Rape Her o.o.

[SphinxCat101]

if you press 9 again and again the ostrich was like "ouch,ouch,ouch, okay stop clicking 9!!!!!!

[premium989x]

The dad runs super fast.

[ladiesboy987]

LMFAO!!! at the end the Ostrich is all like "O SHIT THE DAD! YOU GOT LUCKY THIS TIME YOU LIL BITCH BUT I'LL BE BACK!"

[Kesam100]

Bitch better recognize! Lol

[asf2k5]

That´s no little girl, it´s a boy... the father calls him Thomas!

[CaptainP00face]

@asf2k5

Whoever rides a pony is a girl!

[RodrigoArg17]

@asf2k5 @asf2k5 the man's not speaking in english, so we don't know if he said "Thomas" or word that sounds like "thomas"

[autschify]

@RodrigoArg17 actually it's a boy.

the man says (german dialect): Hoid n fest Thomas, ziag o! ...Hau na, Hau na! ...Hau hoid drauf! = (german) Halt ihn fest Thomas, reite schneller! ...Schlag ihn, schlag ihn! ...Schlag ihn halt! = (english) Hold on Thomas, pick up space! ...Beat him, beat him! ... Just beat him!

[MamiyaOtaru]

@RodrigoArg17 yeah there is literally no one on the internet who understands his language and can tell us what he is saying

..idiot

[eigentensor]

@MamiyaOtaru the dad says "hold tight", and after the boy falls he repeats "whack him one!"

[RodrigoArg17]

@asf2k5 It's a space station!

[autschify]

@RodrigoArg17 "pick up space" isn't a synonym for "speed up" or "getting faster" ?! o.O oops... xD

[asf2k5]

@RodrigoArg17 Hehe, sounds funny... Thomas the space station ;)

[SweNoXc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

[504southerngentleman]

I love animals........ But that dude beat the sleeves off that ostrich, lmao, and he must have told him something cus that bitch ran!

[TXOdle]

AAAAa HA HA HA HA HA HA.. and then she... AAAAA HA HA HA

[painterpoker]

Did He Died?

[khalimseye]

THE ARISTOCRATS!

[Seanbbn]

I would've slaughtered that stupid bird with a meat tenderizer.

[Bwilky17]

@TheWTFBomber. The ostrich would just catch the kid.

[TheWTFbomber]

just get up and run retard

[TheWTFbomber]

LOL.



[XBOX360Mongoo]

She sound like a squirrel

[XBOX360Mongoo]

LMFAO XD

[davd1986]

Well, the girl fell on her own, and the Ostrich certainly didn't attack/hurt her, so I don't get why the Ostrich is to be blamed here, although I can somewhat understand the father's anger.

[JordanPower321]

@davd1986 The ostrich DID attack the child. The father did the right thing in defending his child. If you look at wildlife, most animals would risk their lives to defend their young.

[Florrezmax]

I feel bad for the little girl, but I think that animal hording dad should not be allowed to keep animals if he doesn't keep them properly like all in one enclosure. He probably kicked the donkey too, for throwing off his daughter.

[delaney232]

okay, okay. I know its mean to say, but i was laughing so hard when the little girl (i feel bad for her when she got attacked though) was just screaing and crawling away. And then the random donky just trots in.

[GottaHaveMyHorse]

lmfao this is amazing XD

[Videoslaper]

For all the retards saying OMG CRUEL MAN KICKING Ostrich .... how would u fucking like your dad to react when he see u getting attacked by a fucking ostrich and secondly HOW THE FCUK u want him to react if he doesn't show who is boss ostrich fights back and kills him with swift kick -.-..... animals are not as frail as u they are used for hardships in the wilds.

[Expeditionwithbass]

@Videoslaper I agree, he had to do something to run it away. I would have kicked it too. Though, my dad would care enough about me not to put me in a field with the ostrich to begin with. Not to mention, he just slowly jogged toward them til it was all over her. That was just stupid. None of that should have happened if he had enough sense.

[EverybodysGrudge]

I don't think many girls are called Thomas.

[Modellfunny]

He is a Boy, because his name is Thomas and thats a male name there

[teganwolfe]

omg i laughed my ass off the first time i saw this

[Videoslaper]

@teganwolfe yea lol hilarious

[TheHaydenstevens]

i love how how the dad kicks the shit out of the ostrich

[txboifrozt]

Get back here i am your ostrich daddy B*TCH

[yellowredxx]

OSTRICH PWNS

[SweetGunKiss]

Mr Ostrich got owned by male homo sapiens. F*ck you bird :@

[crosscountry1225]

Lol I cried laughing ostriches are badass knocking little girls off of ponys lol

[SuperDozer14]

@crosscountry1225 haha i cried so hard!!! it was fucken funny.

[MVelli]

Ostriches are just curious. I don't blame it. "What the fuck is that thing doing riding a DONKEY?"

[AnimalLover24561]

@MVelli she was riding a pony

[MVelli]

@AnimalLover24561 naw, that's a donkey

[AnimalLover24561]

@MVelli she was riding a pony, and then a donkey trots, they are different

[RyokotoInazuma]

ostrich rape

[Nickzilla22]

I like how he just gose into a light jog

[MrNotaustin]

Rhea vs little boy on a donkey *fixed*

[tacoeater123456]

0:36 Headshot +50

[sebese]

@Booze129 Fuck the Ostrich. I hope the little girl wasn't hurt

[PenguinsAreEvil93]

Poor kid. Must've been terrified!

[dmke]

i laughed so fuckin hard when she bailed off the pony and started screaming...i replayed that moment over and over and couldnt stop laughing

[Booze129]

I hope the Ostrich was not hurt :(

[pushpanjali]

The donkey realizes early on he's being followed and starts running. After he throws off the kid, he stops running and casually walks away hahaa.

[FreshDumbledor95]

Hoidn fest Thomas ziag o... hauna hauna HAU HOID DRAUF !! epic xD

[stocker1972]

Ostrich burgers tonight!

[JLSPFOC]

I like the part when the donkey runs past the camera @ 0:29. YOU FAMOUS NOW DONKEY..

[AskewsMewes]

WAY to run to your daughters rescue idiot! He didn't seem too concerned about coming to her aid as quickly as he could. If that was my child I would've been there in seconds flat!

[xnxnxnxnxnxnxnxnxnx]

hoitn fest tomas ziag oh!! haunna hauna!!

[UKwoods]

No need for that bloody kraut to beat the poor creature.

[JonoC79]

I feel more sorry for the bird getting kicked than the girl getting eaten...

[therealJodan]

@JonoC79 I hope both of you are animals.. animals with access to youtube..

[meNtor890]

@JonoC79 not hard kicking and the bird is a dumb fuck attacking anything. it has no sense of moral, which kind of excuses it but it also allows for punishment. animals will only obey the stronger ones and so dad gotta show who's the boss, and maybe also learn it what not to do. animals are stupid as hell.

[davd1986]

@meNtor890 Tell me about it! We've had one in the oval office for eight years!

[rappakid4]

I watched this bcuz deadly dares liked it :p

[pyrokid96]

:37 Yeah beat that bird beat it!!

[rovercrew]

lol shame the bird didn't eat the stupid krout

[KiingNadaa]

lmfaoo its her dads fault for telling her and making her panic. thats why she fell off LOOOOOOOOL i love it though, amazing.

[LimezIncorporated]

I thought this was so fuckin funny because it said girl riding poney but she was riding a donkey LOL

[camarodue]

little girl taken by surprise by ostrich attacker while taking her pony for a stroll. luckily a near by man ran to help her. the ostrich fled on foot and was never found.

[1EmpororPenguin1]

trololololo

[ERRWUT]

Haha what's next make ostrich nuggets out of it

[techlogi7]

Thats my dad motherfuckers lol. Seriously he has to be the best dad in the world. hes like better then Bear Grylls and Chuck Norris. Fucking Ostrichs are vicious fucking animals and he just dominates the cunt. Fuck yeah show em whos the more dominat species cunt, fuck yeah!

[dontmesafrusciante]

@techlogi7 ya that doesnt mean he has to beat the fucking thing,,,my father owns 10 ,,,yes 10 Ostrich they are visious , but you shouldnt have him just running around, then when its trying to have fun beat the shit out of it,,,stupid fuc i hope that bird fucs one of you up

[therealJodan]

@dontmesafrusciante and u too..

[Sakura00003]

I feel bad for laughing...

[RaindropArmy]

I found this WAY too amusing x)

[thefamousDrFeelgood]

this is a boy

[youmakemesmilez]

Ohh! thhaaats horrible

[Rocklobsterport]

I'm totally crazy about the long take..... everyone's running....  LMAO....

[AnimalLover24561]

@Rocklobsterport are you blind?

[Rocklobsterport]

@AnimalLover24561 No, I'm not. Are you???