BIEBER'S DIRTY SECRETS?!

[EmRose26]

Shane does the most nastiest things...

[DustinOfPersonality]

*Random Scream*

S.D.: SHUT UP!

[amsardina11]

... That sounds delicious. XD I died!!

[22BOOBUG22]

I really need too pee, I have been needing too for a couple hours now... But I just can't stop watching Shane!!! x_x

[Ameeno1999]

@shane you're gay

[guitarboy656]

@Ameeno1999 no your gay

[Ilenethesmith21]

ur hair.is curled at the tips!! :D

[stephiehelbert]

r u wearing eyeshadow?

[MegaIlovenerds]

Do You Hatee J.B BKUZ I KNO I DO xD

[wolleYeK]

ehm shane,.. do you were makeup?

[TheLoveMuffin13]

So you've kissed: 2 guys, an old lady, a friend while you're fake sweaty, made out with your dogs, and I don't know exactly how many friends in other videos you've kissed XD oh Shane.......

[akeleurandwolf]

it was difficult, but i faped on this

[frederickbabyyeah]

ohmygodumybestfriend *fap fap fap* love ya man x

[georgina7788]

you are just hilarious shane lol XD XD :)

XXX

[taylorswift930]

That's what she said XD

[lilbitcrazyx00]

Shane is fuccin sexii

[Wendebird]

No your hairs short!!

[PHR05TT]

@Wendebird Nah. It's just not done

[queenpunkadellic]

thats what she said

[koshipoo]

if you want to get really close to a friend... barf on them hahahah loved it !! <3

[TheMisiunia115]

C[;

[Brittney9876ily]

Shane Makes Me Smile c:



[hulkyism]

WEll guys it's obvious that shane is the type of person that doesnt really take kissing as a big deal. But if i saw shane makeout with an old lady or a guy then i may have second thoughts.

[garylarah1371]

....well.............what secrets?!

[missfrizzpop]

whats the video actuallly called?

[kelsasuar]

@SirPaulFreddie there dying obviously

[gleegirl16]

@xoxosakuraxoxo1 he uses clam chowder

[xoxosakuraxoxo1]

What do u use for the white vomit

[wowzers930]

You look diffrent:)

[kkcali88]

@SirPaulFreddie hey, he said there were no DEAD bodies. Lol.

[Ash2mora]

Fluffy eyebrows o.o

[leelee141999]

Don't EVER kiss an old lady again!!!

[ShortSuck]

@leelee141999 yu say it girl 0.0 BHUA that was gross

[TheSingingsisters101]

oh lord...did you cut your hair :/ im not watching your videos again.....................

haha, im kidding. and i do realize this was from Sept, 24, 2011

[greykitty745]

Shane I love ur hair that short it really cute

[maddi0is0kewl]

cool aid...and fried rice..just sayin

[TrinasFilms]

I wish I was that old lady. Haha, <3

[thea71899]

How do u get a old lady from cregs list O.o I kinda need one

[Thebeatles10940]

Your hair shane....87% Batles :*

[Olaseji]

I really think Shane most have gotten more than 20 different kinds of mouth herpes by now

[SONIC2129]

My name is toni

[missalyssa2000]

@Mikayla515 he makes the title any random funny thing in the video so shush cuz Shane is awesome!

[Mikayla515]

This vid has nothing to do with the title.......

[jenna756]

@Mikayla515 Er... you didn't watch the end, did you?

[MsInvisiblegirlx]

WTF is up wiff ur hair!?! u look lik a jb wana-be but i sill luv u shane!

[peacelovebeuty]

Awee your hair looks like a freshly circumcised penis:)

[SeNoZinD]

wow 999,977 views....

[TheRedSatisfaction]

@cyborgagent16 totally! Fucking girls being obsessed with celebs, @14guitargirl bitch go rant in your diary

[cyborgagent6]

@14guitarlover bitch gtfo, u wish u culd be wit shane, I hate u kinda girls whp pretend ur gnna marry a celeb or say ur dating a celeb -_-

[animeirules4ever]

@cyborgagent6 dude chill its just a joke leave her alone :I if it makes em feel better let them dream ^^""

[MyJoker112]

@cyborgagent6 oh come on .. let her dream .. dreams ain't gonna cost ya ^_^

[bacutie4eva]

@cyborgagent6 Lmfao ikr !

[mimi1232789]

@cyborgagent6 a bitch can dream......

[14guitarlover]

that lady kissed u. dont u know that we r still together. thats it we r over i hate you

[ImRandomLikeThat]

ive watched all your videos:( make some more!

[TheRosarioAngel]

old lady thing was creepy...

[hudaster]

I realized Shane's hair is different. Nah Shane, all your videos are more than good, its so hillarious and your dislikes i bet are just idiots. I love you Shane!

[KidNamedPanda]

Holly shit. It was a real old lady? :OO

[tyrell6357]

fucking child! who kisses an old lady?!

[theatergirl34367]

okay the bieber blog thing was funny! and I'm a belieber

[OliverLoxleyStudios]

"sounds delicious" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[MissingImportance]

haha OMG this vid made me laugh like an absolute nutter lol I love you shane you are AWESOME!!! :D

[hannful001]

Oh shane i love u forever

[bittersweetgirl4ever]

I counted out six "that's what she said"s.

[MySPAP]

you look good here !!!!!!!

[cupcakefever4ever]

nice hair one thing eww for the old lady

[Djordje4ever1]

you are so retarded by kissing a old lady

[Downpour323]

I ment love not poverty

[Downpour323]

I poverty that video. You are right, it is great!

[EmmapcTV]

Ur hair looks good in this vid shane!

[ayatawii]

I salute you for making out with an old lady :))

[Niko2222221]

you pimp!!

[txtinggeek1]

Wtf no comments.. DAMN

[Inspiremeokay]

ew.

[meccacutie]

ewww thats nasty licking an old lady

[TohruCakes]

How can they scream if they're dead...

[edgekids239]

hey keep ur hair like that looks better then ur long fagot hair and its way better looking... nut u kinda look like a ginger but anyways keep it like that!!!! U REALLY SHOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[shadypyro415]

dont worry theres no dead bodys in there....*scream* SHUT UP!!! lol

[Poozieeee]

You look so much better with that haircut! x

[tayloreatsturtles]

Lol, my god Shane. I love you. xD

[shoot4thestars1000]

0_o

[valbabes10]

I didn't know you could find actresses on Craigslist...lol...ummm, j-butter sandwiches...jizz must be really tasty-that's what she said!!

[xoIxLuvxUxo]

holy shit!!!making out with an old lady that is straight up nasty u got guts :/

[Borntobesommebody]

@SirPaulFreddie he said there's no DEAD bodies.... ^.^ HEHE so smart.

[SirPaulFreddie]

"There's no dead bodies in there" *scream* "SHUT UP!"

How can they scream when they're dead, Shane? O.o

[Amber7350]

@SirPaulFreddie His point was there are no DEAD bodies in there,.. So they're not dead.. get it?

[jgv804]

@SirPaulFreddie well it did say there are no DEAD bodies so he kinda tells the truth

[5432shadow]

@SirPaulFreddie he said there was no DEAD bodies in there

[MegaDanielBlue]

@SirPaulFreddie  i think that was a person he was gonna kill

[greaserox9]

@SirPaulFreddie that's the point .

[eLenaANDviCkii]

@SirPaulFreddie

I think he is probably going to kill the bodies...

so they are not dead...yet

[Laughytaffyonyomind]

@SirPaulFreddie He was using ugh sarcasm.

[Kulascus]

@Laughytaffyonyomind Yeah... And so was SirPaulFreddie

[TwiggyXstarsXgSm]

@SirPaulFreddie Zombies

[sulligirl34]

@SirPaulFreddie he said there were no DEAD bodies, but ALIVE well, that's a different story.

[shadowunderyourwings]

Can anybody tell me the name of the song at the end? :) thanks

[ZoeDunlap011]

@shadowunderyourwings it was tonight tonight by hot chelle ray

[TheUniverseKiss]

I was EATING.

[baasalvsan]

Is your grandmother?!?!?!?!?

[sad4wson]

Shane... Dead people can't scream, haha!

[titanic132435]

HAHA THE CAT AND DOG MEOWING AND BARKING MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! <3

[mimi210898]

fuckin lucky old woman wish that was me

[lilstunna19932012]

Shane how many Mutant Ninja Turtle Shirts do you have lmao?

[hsrk13]

i love his hair at the start

[ChloeLuv211]

Supposed to be asleep but watching shane is way worth getting in trouble :)

[blasterdaniel1]

ur awesome

[Trictster206]

u r so cute in this video Shane!!!!!!!!

[namru100]

0:18 SHUT UP LOL SHANE =]

[AliciaJane97]

What's the name of the video he's talking about???

[SaraaLinares]

@AliciaJane97 HOW *NOT* TO KISS!

[doritoking556]

just live bodies

[MsSarahHoran]

WHY ARE YOU GINGER?

[AmberKlare]

@MsSarahHoran he not

[TheEkyradulovic]

when are you gonna do another ask shane? :(

[thefizzyfamily2]

xD



[cfmeek1]

d u get your hair cut?

[Mister0Luffy]

omg two gays lol xD

[KittyLuvsPink]

I love you shane! Marry Me!

[raniinarrain]

i love your hair like this :)

[ronnie42678]

Guy Thumbs Up For clam Chowder!!

[ronnie42678]

Shane Nice 3D Glasses 1 :57

[skyler6202]

ok 13 things i need to tell u: 1:it looks like he has a justin beibes haircut 2:that scream was fake 3:y was he dressed like a 5 yr old and sweat ? 4:that is akward but i cnt c how 5:y r u pky about vomiting 6:funny where it said thats wat she said over and over 7:y did u use clm chowdr? 8:y did it tke u alot of tms 2 barf? 9:y was that ur fantasy and y did u kiss her? 10:thats just gross tounge 2 tounge 11:poor old lady 12:paris h (shane) ate mintos and drank water is wat it looked like c ya

[TheGreenMonkey1099]

@skyler6202 1. I agree 2. We all realize that scream was fake 3. It's because it was a part of a video 4.I have no idea what you meant by "awkward" 5. He's picky because he wants it to look like she's actually vomiting 6. Yes, it was funny 7. He used clam chowder because it looks similar to vomit 8. It took a lot of times because he's picky about vomiting 9. Okay, he was kidding about how it was his fantasy, and again, he kissed her because it was part of a video (continue)

[TheGreenMonkey1099]

@TheGreenMonkey1099 10. Lol, I kinda agree, except it was just for laughs. 11. Lol no, I would love to be kissed by Shane ;D 12. I'm not sure what it was, but it definetly WASN'T alcohol and real vitamins. 13. You have no number 13, you only did twelve XD

[Stephie2007]

*screams from closet*

SHUT UP!!

[AshberShow]

Press 8 a bunch of times for Paris Drug Overdose! Haha. :)

[Smartiiii3003]

OMFFFG XXDDDD That ist fuckig funny XDD

[SuperHunterzero]

:D



[singingsunshine12345]

Ur hair looks weird. . . But it's cute!

[lol134679852]

i love this lol

[marinaparrado]

ur hair is sooo gay



[1justinbieberiscool]

u made out wit an old lady!

[alyssathe1st]

U ROCK I AM GONNA START CAPITALIZING EVERY THING LIKE THIS COMMENT IF U WILL TOO LOL

[MarthaJoco]

SHUT UP!



[xxxTlovesyouxxx]

DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS

[alyssathe1st]

@xxxTlovesyouxxx it did not work!

[xxxTlovesyouxxx]

@alyssathe1st sorry i just cobied and pasted it...it dident work for me to :(

[JadeMele777]

@xxxTlovesyouxxx you need to stop that my nephew quintin read this and started to cry and kept mumbling prayers and was freaking out and he did not want to die so stop posting chain mail! save that crap for your cell phones not f***ing youtube!!!!

[814tdsattnet]

I love to watch your latest vids and have with friends, family but also go some were f****d up jk some were fun :)

[sophieawesomeify]

Hot Chille ray at the end? No? Just me? ....okay....

[edw101]

Wtf is wrong with craglist

[Mollocativ]

I thought the old lady was a 2nd cousin's grandma of shane

[KlueleszLove]

ugh thats nasty with the old woman but haha that was too funnyy

[xXrawr64Xx]

how are you comfortable kissing an old lady o.o

[CryingUnicons]

nasty with the old women

[BloodyTraeshaUndead]

Shane your videos are amazing,I plan to start a vlog.I dont know the best camera to get.What kind do you use? Because the video quality is awesome.

[Thekate98]

i love those sunnies

[esmeralda1393]

lol shane

[RRRAAAWWWRRRful]

Shannee!! You look so cutee! c:

[EMODEVIL9000]

Check out my channel and dont be a bitch cuz I didnt put devil in my name for nothing jk no im not evil (for all you know) just kidding

[monkeyinthejar43]

yaaay u have a little girl in ur closet &im ok with it THATZ WHAT SHE SAID u should do somethin on world of warcraft & OFFEND THE 12 MILLION NERDS IN THE WORLD haha UR A EFFIN HOMO haha jk jk jk jk go j butter sandwichez

[CapnKimmiee]

you look so cute c:

[fojithelion]

What is this video called?

[michaejackson4ever]

I love aunt hilda!!

[brookep51]

whoever u get married yo is gonna be a luucky woman (or man)!!! hahah no jk LOVE U SHANE!!!!!!!<3 u remind me of my bestfriend forever Ian Eller

[Blackmailisnotasin]

My grandma would NEVER do that.

[totallyrandom57]

i want justin bieber to come in a JAR so i can make JB sandwich jajajajajajaja