Half-Life 1 in 60 Seconds

[beta0blaster]

75 seconds actually

[RobloJerry]

@beta0blaster 60 seconds actually.

[MrGib17]

Nuke and Forget :D

[Pigroota]

Holy fuck that was friggin hilarious... well done.... I think I will go and research the shit out of some stuff

[rockon4580]

this guy is fucking hilarious

[Bialyx7138]

Bukkake haahhahaha :D

[darbelux]

i always love the shotgun's double shot sound

[robertas2391]

song at the end?

[Fapperware]

Was it just me or did anyone else catch G-Man sounding unusually "pleased" while you hear heavy breathing coming from Gordon?

...

Bukkake?

[wolfjak]

i got a phd in theoretical physics

the only job i could get was pushing a button and moving a cart

i am the 99 percent

[StRiK366e]

SCIENCE.

[spuddsstudios]

And starts "researching" the hell out of every thing...

[TheBeebe1972]

He's an MIT graduate and all he gets to do is push buttons, switches and carts, and fire weapons and other stuff? Too LOL.

[ervinasroblox3]

XTREME SPOILERS!!

[superjchamma]

@ervinasroblox3 ORLY?

[slippedonturd]

Hope it doesnt take 6 years for episode 3 to come out...

[ch0biq]

RESEARCH THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING

[gonotgentleman]

@ch0biq Freeman: Test subject: giant alien monster.

CHICK-CHICK, BOOM

Freeman: Not... immune... to... shotgun shells.

[gonotgentleman]

Freeman: Ah, what a fine day... FOR SCIENCE!

[DiNoZsEy]

bukake?

LOL



[DudesthatSay]

if you want some one to know about half life but they dont want to know everything they should watch this video

[FullTimeHypocrite]

funny as hell

[TheUnderOfficer]

i found this easy to masterbate to

[elitemarcus100]

i just noticed

gordon beat the shit outta everything big and small

[gonotgentleman]

@elitemarcus100 Well, how do YOU research aliens?

[elitemarcus100]

@gonotgentleman

by beatin the shit outta them

[TheSektorz]

Star screen saver :D

[Zorack123456789]

Keep pressing 4, scientist head butting the box4

[teddy405139]

SCIENCE

[shreebalaji57]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwb

[beatlesrock188]

press 4 for limbo!!!!

[akiadan]

Press 3 for science.

[CABALCORE100]

Yeah that is how we do over at M.I.T

[LordShadow95]

this is black mesa,we research alien...with shotgun!

[CombatDurable]

Press 8 for what I have in store for your mother.

[ThePlatoon4]

hell i would be on a killing rampage too if i spent 6 years getting a phd in theoretical physics just to press a button and move a cart :P

[Mirror0211]

This is awesome!

[SantiBalay]

SMUG BASTARD



[logos2600]

ending never made sense to me

[ShoopDaWoosh]

@logos2600 You're suck in stasis (Kinda like frozen in time.) by that blue suit guy, (G-Man) Then in the sequel, you get woken up.

[TheDarklinkmaster]

6 years= 20 years in half life? :P

[vortigauntfan]

I chose the gangbang...

But forgot to save beforehand

[TheBrowngab]

@vortigauntfan lolz

[ItsHell4U]

press 3 for what sounds like "nigga butter" lolz

[Oblivionknight2]

tap 4 for scientist slamming face into box, well that doesn't work.

[Sithemp11]

i think i lost my cd key, so i will go for the E.T Gangbang !

[wtfcool21]

SCIENCE... Crowbar and Shotgun. XD

RESEARCH... SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE.

[IrishEggroll]

Dude, you need to make more of these!

[EvOLVIEd813]

Crowbar + Shotgun = Science

Its simple math

[KethamBodds]

@EvOLVIEd813 Instant autopsy at its finest.

[Iceburner96]

@EvOLVIEd813 Lemon + Lighter = Science

[masamune471]

@EvOLVIEd813 If Crowbar+Shotgun=Science then that must mean, 2+2=...10!! IN BASE 4 I'M FINE!!



[TheSigmaDoctrine]

Yah, Earth science- Shooting things, hitting stuff, and blowing shit up, god, Allah, Zeus bless Gordan Freeman!

[MrCombineGuy]

Black Mesa! We research aliens.... WITH SHOUTGUNS!

[xxsophietJJ]

lol the g-man is soo ugly in half-life 1 XD

[kcc1396]

YA SCIENCE

[Niwram]

I still don't understand what the hell is going on in HL2. If the alien invasion was stoppedin HL!, why are they in control in HL2?

[TheSigmaDoctrine]

@Niwram Different Aliens.

[xxplayer482xx]

@mynamehererightnow SERIES MAAAAAAN

[xxplayer482xx]

@mynamehererightnow that game is barely 60 minutes

[xXSnoopyNoopyXx]

1:15 not 60 sec. D:< XD

[gray2332]

We just nuke and forget.

[Scavengingwolf]

Press

And

Hold 4 for scientist head smack

[ninja2277]

@liqtor

obviosly black mesa. shotguns and crowbars are real weapons. portal gun? pfffff

hey look at me? i kicked butt with a portal gun!

no, you fought sentry guns.

but i wanna be a game hero too!

there there *pats on head* when you learn to pick weapons not toys

[chronicman956]

BUKKAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Netgear600]

im typing this while im waiting for this thing to load... on 240 -_- man my computer is slow....

[shotguhn]

lol "we are transported to the alien homeworld where we begin researching the SHIT out of everything in sight"

[buzzhorn1]

interesante



[PivotPhail]

lol the worldest biggest gangbang

[usptact]

the video is 75 seconds long

[Stealthboy990]

@usptact But he explains the story in only 60 seconds.

So, your point being what exactly?

[joaoa13portugal]

best game ever!!!!

[TheMRPRONGS]

press 1 for gordon on drugs, press 2 for boomber bile and pixie shit, press 3 for what appears to be a spliting of a man, to create another man? press 4 for worst graphics EVER!, and a giant turd shooting fire, press 5 for 3 long stiffys, 1 crossbow,

press 6 for mr. asshole, press 7 for the smug basturd, press 8 for a random gay orgy of aliens in 1 small room, and press 9 for black screen. and press f13 for something really awesome.......................­..............................­.you looked.

[TheMRPRONGS]

i released MY alien fuck storm and pulled out MY SHOT GUN and RESEARCHED this shit.

[Reinass21]

"We just nuke and forget" LOL

[rayjaymor85]

"Researching the SHIT out of everything in sight!!"

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

"You are subsequently given the choice between becoming the star of the galaxy's largest extraterrestrial gangbang *bukkake?*..." LMFAO

[bobbm11]

press 6 for love a sturf

[LTChaosLT]

click 5 for best part

[TheOtherAtTheBar]

I like the Metroid music at the end =D

[TheShadowman60]

*spoiler alert...

[LeNils282]

Very nice done. and now lets research the shit out of everyone.

[nick46907]

ok evreyone lets go and reserch the shit outa evreything OK?

[MrAdamrd]

-Press 4 over and over- [ Headache]

[rrraul21]

bukkake? XD

[qiman2]

"RESEARCHING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING."

[ScyllaAndCharybdis1]

I love the bit where you blast an alien with the shotgun and SCIENCE flashes up haha. And "researching the shit out of everything". Otherwise, very nice plot summary and awesome commentating :D

[lprolGhosty]

gordon freeman is known for his lack of dialogue, but copious amounts of PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW­PEWPEW!

[BlueSpirit2100]

i wanna get my Phd. in physics to push buttons and push carts

[drponyslayer]

@BlueSpirit2100 And solve all your problems with a crowbar and a shotgun....FOR SCIENCE!

[dfrss]

oh a new therm : fuckstorm ;D

[Mr13Xariel]

My fav part: "You just go and research the shit out of EVERYONE!" xD

[MrMcTrollson]

omg wtf is this shit? this game has super shitty graphics.

[reppohkered]

@MrMcTrollson Well, It came out in 1998.....

[Justas923]

@MrMcTrollson Don't talk shit Mr Trollson, Half life graphics in 1998 were superb... I'm assuming you don't know shit about the games or you are trolling with us as your username suggests.

[absurdpolice78]

@MrMcTrollson This game is Half-Life and he was having EXELLENT graphics at the time

[336Roach]

@MrMcTrollson fuck off, you dont know about half-life -.-

[Urindunk]

@MrMcTrollson

OMGZ GUYZ HE TROLLED UZ ALL XDXDXD EPIC FTW TROLL LOLOLOLO DURRR

[TheCouchCommando]

"And then you in alien world researching shit out everyone you meet" :D

[Lighteningzero]

0:20 make me laugh so fucking hard.

SCIENCE

[squeeks4488]

@hacker154able the big joke there is we have to wait 20 years for Half Life 3 which takes place 6 years after episode 2 XD

[Liqtor]

Black Mesa use crowbars and shotguns. Their main competitor use a "hand held portal device"... Where do you want to work?

[deathsweep7]

@Liqtor GTFO. APERTURE SCIENCE FTW.

We Now Present To You, A Message By Cave Johnson.

-Ahem- Black Mesa, In the kindest way i can put it.. FUCK YOU.

[Liqtor]

@deathsweep7

Fanboi much?

I prefer the portal device myself, but I don't rage about it..

[TheKristof91]

@Liqtor The majority of Black Mesa's main competitor's workforce had been wiped out by a "deadly neurotoxin" which was released by the sarcastic AI they developed for themselves. Those who are still alive can work as tests subjects in test areas that make no sense at all.

And besides... Shotguns are fun.

[Coldspectar]

@TheKristof91 Incorrect.Your mixing Apeture science with black mesa.Thats portal your talking About.

As once seen in a family guy episeode, "The more you know!"

[TheKristof91]

@Coldspectar I'm correct. I was talking about Aperture Science (black mesa's main competitor). Read things twice. ;)

As a guy long before family guy said, "Least said, soonest mended".

[Coldspectar]

@TheKristof91 misread your comment.

[plsmoviemaker1]

@Liqtor oh so you can be killed by deadle nerotoxin?lol just kidding APERTUE FOREVER

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@Liqtor

By far, one of the most difficult questions ever asked.

[TheStrangeGuy1]

@Liqtor I want to science using my crowbar and my shotgun.

[SaotaTheSangheili]

@Liqtor If you think about it, it's all very clever. In the portal story, you are a female who uses her cleverness to save the day, while in the half-life story, you're a dude, who fucks aliens up with shotguns and explosives.

[MichaelMacrae56]

@Liqtor Aperture :D

[redfatcrystal11]

@Liqtor i woud work at black apature :P they use shocroportal guns its half shotgun half crobar galf portal gun :P

[WarHero44]

@Liqtor i would work at black mesa and use my shotgun to rob an aperture science test subject of their handheld portal device. the best of both worlds FTW.

[XDmaster1234]

@Liqtor Black Mesa

[POPCORN454545]

@Liqtor Aperture Science!!!! :DDDD If Gordon was a test subject at Aperture, that would just be...ehm EPIC. Honestly i would work at Aperture lol :P.

[MysterE96]

@Liqtor Aperture, definitely.

[DoMi98xD]

@Liqtor aperture!

[slowdude]

@Liqtor

dooming yourselves or dooming the earth...

[oopsIdidasuper]

@Liqtor Black mesa, because they used those shotguns and crowbars to steal the portal device off of aperture.

[11Stormtrooper]

"Starfilled Screensaver " i loled so hard

[austinthebookworm5]

love the metroid intro

[hacker154able]

accourding to the combie wiki its beens 20 years in the game story since the black mesa insedent but to us its like 6 years. no lie

[0AnimalBeats0]

1:00 BUKKAKE!! xDDDD

[cohanfilms]

crowbar+shotgun=SCIENCE!

[videocritic2463]

@cohanfilms Correction: Crowbar+Shotgun+Alien Fuckstorm+Zombies+Military wants to kill you = Half Life Science.

[ridvan1995]

ha :D smug bastard: D

that gave me the creeps :D

[ortan191]

lol bukkake........ if you dont know what it means look it up

[ElectromagNick]

(Swings watch back-and-forth) "Nuke and forget".

(Qoute to save for the end of the world) "Like any MIT graduate you pull through your problems with a crowbar and shotgun (science)." That's why I plan on getting into MIT. If I don't join a research facility in New Mexico that make no sense whatsoever, I'll build a robot army and research the shit out of the planet.

[pdjbuzz51]

I heard this game is based on the legendary dulce base in new mexico.Or vice versa.

[countsnipula]

.....smug basterd

[Emfir]

"SCIENCE" hahahah :D

[Saor31415]

just nuke and forget...LOL



[DarkSumio]

can i ask you something? me and my brothers just got half-life, and i wonder what it is with that guy who shows up sometimes and then just disapear, hes tall with a bussines suite.

[ValianTheRELover]

@DarkSumio It's G-Man

[DarkSumio]

@ValianTheRELover and whos that?

[ValianTheRELover]

@DarkSumio G-Man... his Name is G-Man

[DarkSumio]

@ValianTheRELover and why is he allways showing and disaperaing near the big monsters?

[ValianTheRELover]

@DarkSumio He can Teleport himself, Seeking Gordon's Progress. Gordon can make It through all this, and Defeat Nihilanth. so G-Man think Gordon is Tough, and offers a Job. If you choose Yes, then you Will be his Employer and If you Choose No, you Will be Teleported to a Place With Thousands of Grunts. be his Employer means You're Teleported. and The End... but the Teleport destination is City 17, means You're Teleported to Half-Life 2 :)

[Linkrocks2010]

@warfare6431 he dosent talk you retard



[brazothegr8]

the vortigaunts, you kill them?

[moscoumontre76]

you manage to unleash a titanic alien f*ck storm like any M.I.T. graduate. LOL

[IONredline06]

nice, i love it

[THEWONTON123]

Nuke and Forget.

[TheReal1inflater]

SCIENCE. *ba-bah*

[dakota5silverbane]

That smug bastard G-man

[jackasskillthecow]

"where you start to research the shit out of everything in sight" haha

[kyanidovce789]

bukake!xD

[DarthBane123]

screw attack?

hell yeah

[whyme943]

"researching the shit out of everything" (shooting)

[Robo175]

*shotgun blast*

SCIENCE

[BluelightSpike]

@theg0dfathers

Tony Stark was a M.I.T, so... I believe you.

[Samnutter3212]

"Fuckstorm"? I like this. I'm going to use it more often.

[Moose6340]

SCIENCE!  *blam*

[SuperDarkRobot]

I LIKE but pls watch the f words and s words kids watch this you know.

[iweywrt]

@SuperDarkRobot What matters so much about saying fuck or shit? Its regular launguage of everyday life.

[theonlyzdog]

@iweywrt

because they're addicting. no matter how hard you try, they're like the best words on the planet and they end up escaping your mouth.

[DarthBane123]

@SuperDarkRobot fuck the children!

[WheelchairMania]

@DarthBane123 Amen



[FrostyTheDeathMan]

@SuperDarkRobot

Ummm... I'm sorry, but are you retarded? Kids shouldn't be playing this game from the start, and why would little kids even be watching this? Think before you post...

[spacefreak321]

@FrostyTheDeathMan What is so violating about this game or this video? Like OMG a weapon will emotionally scar my children. Jeez dude calm down.

[FrostyTheDeathMan]

@spacefreak321

1. By "kids", I mean LITTLE kids, because that's what this guy sounds like.

2. When did I ever say that playing a game involving weapons and violence emotionally scar children?

3. I never said that there is anything violating about this game or video. I was just simply telling him that little kids wouldn't be watching this...

4. I posted that quite a while ago, but I'm pretty sure I was calm. I mean really, I didn't type OMG U SO DUMB NOOB.

Jeez dude calm down.

[zeke1337]

at 0:40 he dies.

[oranje1996]

@zeke1337 no he don't

[bgpivoter]

I love researching the SHIT out of everything in sight. Thanks to you and Half-Life I now want to study in MIT.

[sonicruelzmariosucks]

lol "where you teleport into a train stuck in the middle of a star field screen saver" lol

[Cacowninja]

@sonicruelzmariosucks Oh god he just he just... he just insulted Half Life 1 so badly right there right there. Lol

[CptRexFilms987654321]

Titanic Alien Fuckstorm LMFAO

[Lawsondgage]

Thestickyfox1@. Gman works for chuck norris.

[Gibbagobba]

SCIENCE

[ajnode]

Lol funniest fucking shit ever - Also, awesome game.

[Pengasius14]

BUKKAKE?

[ajnode]

@Pengasius14

its when a group of dudes jerk off and cum on you

[eXLeration]

It was 61 seconds!