Penn and Teller's Cruel Tricks For Dear Friends

[sparkingconduit]

Man. Never start with Penn and Teller's Bullshit and try to regress back to this. My friend showed this to me and I couldn't believe how bad it was. To think this is where these guys got their start.

[CViFi]

@sparkingconduit It's not that bad... (not good obviously) But Penn's voice lacks that raspy quality it has now; that does a lot for them both.

[fragilepaper]

What if we didn't pay anything...

[hailmary7283]

what is up with Penn's voice? it's so different.

[thepatcat]

Good golly, '80s hair.

I actually had this tape. The 'BUNDLE' trick's my fave.

[mewmew88]

@FruitLooperLove I am too, what day?

[FruitLooperLove]

@mewmew88 I think you already know me by know, The3OfClubs ;)

[mewmew88]

@FruitLooperLove awesome, :D

[mewmew88]

@CarbonatedMargarine me too XD

[mewmew88]

@FruitLooperLove Are you going to see them at the O2?

[FruitLooperLove]

@mewmew88 Yepp

[FruitLooperLove]

I think I am actually going to cry when I meet Teller next month...

[FruitLooperLove]

Teller is so cute ;) <3

[jelide]

is this your card??HAHAHAHA XD

[TheGameMouse]

One billion people were born since this was made.... birth control... WE NEED BIRTH CONTROL!

[CViFi]

@TheGameMouse no, one billion more people was born than died... That is an even larger number.

The funny part here is that someone think that 2 children per couple balances it out...

The problem is that if life expectancy is 100 (to pick some numbers out of my butt), and average age of parentage is 25, you can multiply the population by four during one lifetime, anyway, funny math...

[brandonkalsip]

god his voice is different

[Mariners005]

What's a video recorder and tapes.....lmao.....sadly im old enough to know sigh....go 90s

[Mariners005]

@Mariners005 and 80s babies

[Mariners005]

@Mariners005 and 80s babies

[MarijnStevens]

 6.96 ... 2 years later

[oraora33]

if you pick the right card AFTER you picked a wrong one... the bet is still lost and the money is still his but cool story bro.

[bernytheman]

what the fuck happenned to Penn's voice over the years??

[ZeroIsMany]

@bernytheman Nothing much. Mostly the change in mic quality.

[CITDBoom]

Stephen Fry and Teller

[Lockon52]

Lol just make then card ur screensaver and

Show

Him

[D0cPr0c09]

Do you have the news report section?

[MrCactopuss]

only 5bil people? pshh things of changed

[funnyrage]

Turn on the subtitles and go to 8:41

[ozzyhendrix619]

the video says teller is my friend

[MovieMakerInTheMakin]

Proof that Teller does speak! Type in Teller speaks to the search bar and watch the first one.

[Eastbay007]

Someone please instruct Teller to shut the hell up already. ;-)

[drmlabs]

ha! I actually own this on VHS tape.

[EnthalpyH]

I don't think Teller ages either.

[Dailybabble]

For all these years Teller still doesn't talk

[dixonhpboosh]

@Dailybabble He talked in the film they did at the end.

[ShadowReubenKee]

This can easily be done to films saved on your computer as well. Simply open up a video editing tool, such as Windows Movie Maker, or Camtasia. Load the movie into the program, split the file at a point where you want your trick to show up, it can be simple, such as just text, I however, recorded myself using a webcamera and then added that to the movie, this scam has made me quite some money from different dumbfucked friends. DO IT! It can give you more than you ask for.

[RottenRroses]

The world got a lot of additional people since then.

[DustinAndNatasha]

7:30 rather

[chrisjg210]

@DustinAndNatasha better seen at 4:54

[DustinAndNatasha]

7:38 I've noticed that red finger nail on Penn plus does he paint his nails with a clear coat? lol

[DustinAndNatasha]

Wow, his voice is so different lol OLD SKOOL

[coldbedsheets]

Whoa penn's voice is totally different.

[jbrown1169]

I haven't had a Jolt in forever. The last time I had one was around '01 or '02, I was in a little convenience store and they had it in 20oz bottles, prior to that I hadn't seen one since the early 90's. I haven't seen any regular Jolt in a store since, but recently I've seen something labeled as Jolt, but it's in those cans like Rock Star Energy Drink and other stuff like that come in, so I'm not even sure if it's a Cola.

[WiiFan20XX]

my dad has this on vhs, this is an awesome ass show

[LtSponge]

I'm going to get myself a refreshing TAB COLA, after I come back from getting my friend a MCDONALD'S MILKSHAKE

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

@LtSponge That was Jolt in the fridge.

[SeeeeeeeeeK]

Holy shit how young does Penn look, also holy shit how much does Teller look exactly the same.

[mededmoon]

older show same shannanigans

[JetBlack7000]

When the video started I was ready to go to another video cause I didn't really think it was them... but it is!

[jonizzzzzzzzzzz]

Penn doesn't sound as croaky here as he does now. He sounds a bit like Hugh Laurie.

[fishblades]

hahah. "The Title of this Video Tape" sounds so strange to me. 

[Schragmeister]

What the fuck is *tab* and why is it in the fridge? Looks more like a pussy bitch beer to me... haven't you ever heard of a frappe? Christ go to Starbucks already!! And why did they put a TV in that big box thing? Ever heard of a little thing called "LCD"?

And what's this "VCR"? Is that like the next Xbox or a codename for Playstation 4? This isn't ancient Greece here people; go buy Call of Duty and bottled water before I send you a computer virus that leaves you with only a gig of RAM MUAHAHA!

[fishblades]

@Schragmeister

It's not even Tab in the fridge, It's Jolt hahahahah, even better.

[sjink]

"Sucker-wise, it's an embarrassment of riches."

[adofri]

dont get it

[WickedJargon]

@adofri if you don't get this, someone should be playing this trick on you.

[sbsftw4232]

3 of clubs

[im4everskilled]

jolt cola! :D

[IoEstasCedonta]

...what the hell? Why is he talking like that?

[jakoe3000]

lol look at penns hair :P

[Tsugo582]

I love the subtitles for the "dear friend"

[molesticles]

look at that 80s phone

[igrenade]

he doesn't sound like that in 1980s, he sounded exactly the same as he is right now.

check videos of them on letterman in the 80s for proof.

[CheapToad]

BTW, I bought this video right outside the theatre where they were performing and it cost $20. The $3.95 was part of the joke.

[SleepwalkerGM]

some people look and sound better when they grow older, penn is one of them lol

[TheSybilRose]

that big chicken made my day.

[arbitterm]

$3.95 for a movie? God, the 80s were great.

[hexzerg]

@arbitterm yes inflation fuckign sucks. :(

[gtiturbo18litre]

@arbitterm agreed

[ghostologymedia]

It is April Foolz Day... one of my favorite days when I was a kid... paying homage to this day is one of my favorite VHS tape clips that I used to own. God bless Penn and Teller! :)

[squidman6000]

penn has his left ring painted red, wonder Wwhy?

[matthewngl]

@squidman6000 when he first started his mother told him to get his nails done (he had dirty nails) as a joke he had them painted as well in memory of his mother he keeps one always painted

[MrPisster]

@matthewngl or he was doing a ton of coke...

[rockcityfilms3]

I edited this video and got to help Penn and Teller come up with ideas for the gags. It was a real treat to be included in their creative process and yes....Teller does talk.

[brabon1]

we know he can talk

he has a series of lectures on youtube

that man is brilliant

[youvebeenthunderstru]

I bet Penn spends the majority of his time apologizing to Teller off screen...

[smldfw]

i miss Jolt

[ArcturusFan]

I remember drinking them nonstop while playing SC till 3 in the morning on a school night. Now I need to get a job :(

[Tragicburnvictim]

they still make it...

[ianklugguitar]

$3.95??? I wish tapes sold for that now.

[ignats8]

theres 78000000000 of us now

[andyrooney11]

@ignats8

You are WAY OFF...obviously no one can know for certain but almost all of the legitimate sources in the whole world will say that there are about 6.8 billion of us.

[Muvlonion]

well now theres youtube which significantly decreases the amount of suckers

[GAnafisMER]

Subtract the number of people who watched this, subtract the number of people who watched this more then once. And you still have, plenty of suckers.

[ErichoTTA]

Back when people actually used those things.

[Hairysteed]

Teller must've been a babe magnet back when he had hair!

[mewmew88]

@Hairysteed Some women would argue he still is :D

[CarbonatedMargarine]

@mewmew88 Count me as one of those women!

[Yostiemonster]

Yeah, I bought this book and messed with my friends!

[gooberface14]

penn looks so young but teller looks the same lol

[bloodsuckern]

@gooberface14 teller has smoother skin, thicker hair, his chin doesnt stick out 2 feet like a witches does

[wolfchicgalpal]

@bloodsuckern i think they meant age wise, not in appearance compared to each other :)

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Make a date for chips with the dip." That line always gets me laughing.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

I actually did make enough money for this tape to pay for itself a hundred times over in less time than it takes most people to say, "Knowing falsification of advertising claims result in irretrievable financial loss by the aggrieved party."

[SaraBara4321]

Umm Why Does He Have One Nail Painted Red?

O.o

[wOoL87]

It surly did distract you, didn't it?

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Because he shot a guy for asking too many personal questions. That's what he'll say, anyway.

[NaTaSBlood]

it's a thing about his mom. look it up.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Umm,Penn explained it in one of his videos over on pennsays

[BraveWomanCandy]

It's a tribute to his mother, at least that's what wikipedia states.

[Dogdashdash]

Penn looks sooo different.. Teller looks the same lol.

[Anonymous5125]

holy crap this is old... 6.7 billion people on this earth now

[PolitcalIslam]

@Anonymous5125 7.0 now!

[Limejello10512]

Penn: the high school years!!!!!!!!!

[Joobastid]

what happens if they ask you to shuffle the deck to make sure you haven't set it up?

I understand the person is 'supposed' to be stupid, but if you've gotten ripped off before in your life, you're not going to let something like that slide.

[SirJock1337]

you use a false shuffle

[ShymonyMagic]

dumb. they can cut at anywhere they dont need a shuffle.

[Magicalfreak13]

there are special shufles where a series of cuts are made and it appears that you thoroughly mixed up the deck, but in truth every single card is exactly where it was before. when you do that though just make sure the bottom card isnt full-on facing them so they see it hasn't changed.

[dayrache]

Penn, hahahaha :"D

[phoenix1333]

Wow so old.

[TehSmexican]

4:03 Lawl.

[PerkiReport]

Ok Mystery Solved Tellers Immortal

[mygaffer]

So we thought...

[doomer4life2]

you can really tell this tape was made in the 80's, check out Penn's hair! lol

[300Z31]

And yet, somehow...Teller, looks exactly the same. lol

[Orangeflava]

weird!!

[later6]

they always use that card for a card force because they say its easier to see on camerea

[bluebeans101]

wow penns voice sounds so different now

[danimacinn]

so does tellers

[bakarichard]

teller's voice sounds different?

tell me how the hell does it hahahaha

[karn33333]

@danimacinn how can you tell?!?

[StaticFrostify]

@danimacinn rofl

[MoonGaurd]

@danimacinn hahahahahahahahahaahaha!

[LtSponge]

@bluebeans101

Yeah but you can hear it, it's just a bit higher, and less rasp to it.

[Gerstein1]

@bluebeans101 Teller's voice sounds exactly the same :P

[ZombieBlobs]

@bluebeans101 ik! teller sounds different too

[ontariobuds]

@bluebeans101 and his hair looks much cooler when it's tied back.

[Hartjesz]

@bluebeans101 It does indeed, But its also a little due to the type of microphones used back then :)

[xiaolnmunk]

well this mite be easy

[destructorcreator]

Guessing you're not doing all that much screenwriting if the best use of your time is leaving retarded comments on YouTube. It's obviously not some black market hustler's tape, it's an entertainment show. The tricks have no inherent value, it's just nice to watch two great entertainers doing their thing.

[GatesJJ2]

7:10 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[davcar23]

Hey where's the rest of the videos?

[k9lionheart]

"its wrong to gloat and evildoers must be punished"

lol

[JaredKC14]

Why does Penn paint one of his finger nails red?He has it like that too nowadays.

[mikezenox2]

Something about his mom and keeping his nails clean. I don't remember exactly sorry :/

[arbitterm]

According to Penn, it's a mark that he killed someone for asking personal questions...like why his fingernail is red.

[m0osey]

that was just a joke and not the truth

[arbitterm]

I know that....that's why I said it

[m0osey]

oh right. well i got confused because the guy was asking for the truth.

[NewVanillaBear]

No, he use to have really dirty fingernails and hands when he started. His mum said to be a magician, people will be watching his hands, so he should keep his fingernails cut and clean. He paints his fingernail like that as a tribute to his mum for supporting him.

[CollarBubble]

0:48 Bass... so.... out of tune...

[fergiefan315]

Who... cares...

[CollarBubble]

Fair... Enough...

[isafos]

GOD, LOOK AT TELLER!??!! O_O

[xbox12br]

look at PENN!!!

[AK50324]

Look at PENN AND TELLER!!!!!

[Turka65]

wow how old is this video they look so different

[rlrsk8r1]

This video is as old as I am, made in 1987.

[Solar2]

"If you even CONSIDERED marking your own 3 of clubs... someone should be using this tape on you."

I love you, Penn.

[BillyBobsEel]

pretty cool trick but if all you want is the money you may as well show them the right card from your pocket (obivously don't do this if you trying to impress)

[henrikhhhhh]

um, it is more difficult to pocket that card after he has looked at it, no?

[BillyBobsEel]

No, you still force the card and pocket one from a different pack before the trick.

[maisterileo]

they looked so awesome back then :D

[randirain]

Wow... Jolt cola!! That takes me back.

[Aaecus]

Great video, but Penn's hair is so gay here.

[titimanditi]

I LOVE TELLER. xD

[tosko2107]

who would think penn plays bass guitar?

[ZachValkyrie]

oooo! Vintage! NICE!!!

[GatesJJ1]

7:10 just about had me pee my pants laughing!!

[toclafance]

I want to get this video now...

[supersaver87]

I have this video. And I love it.

I've already fooled one person with the Vidi-Kopy...he still asks how my hand is doing. XD

[YouSmellLikeACat]

hahahaha. the fridge is full of soda.

[LoneWolfWarrior]

OMG they're so young!! XD

[mightyturisas]

it's the 80's.

[Npowell01]

Ha, rather than using that tape, I combined this with the Pepsi and mentos trick. I had my friend look at the bottom of the cap after he got sprayed, which I marked with "3clubs"

[TyL3NoLpM]

why is one of his nails red

[Mitashade]

It's a thing... still to this day. Who knnows?

[TheratMonkey]

It's a joke between him and his mother or somethign.

[tsaketh]

ROFL, in his older videos, Penn consistently reminds me of Dan Akroyd.

[tofurkey0]

penn's hair looks fuckin stupid...