you said france has never won but you are beyond worng on that given that there not been a lot of recent conflict that they have been part of and wwii made them look awful the truth is france has a record of kicking ass. Napoleon Bonaparte was french and one of the greatest military leaders of all time. so you can say the french military might not be the best but to say they have never won would be false
@jeffkodiac Maybe Maybe, haven't read about that BUT you cant really compare the impact of couple of nations at your door step then 50 000 Ottomans my friend.
@jeffkodiac You dont get it do you ? ... If you were to be tricked into a war that had your OWN ALLIE TO COME AND BACK STAB YOU THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ? PLEASE...BEFORE COMING UP TO ME AND SAYING HOW THE OTTOMANS WERE FUCKING DEFEATED PLEASE RE-ATTEND YOUR HISTORY CLASS!
And please... DONT TRY COMPARE FRANCE TO TURKISH HISTORY ! PLEASE!
You said to me that i don't know histroy but you don't even know that the Ottomans lost the WW1 , so you say to me that the Ottomans won the WW1 ? Not really , YOU don't try compare French history with Turkish history . Thanks
@jeffkodiac You are blind to see it, you ignorant FOOL. What is franc to now? ... Guess what TURKEY's economy is growing stronger when all you Europeans are having a crises. THANK YOU.
You are really funny with your arrogance you just forget that today France is the 5th world economy . You just forget that EU is the first economy of the world . You just forget that the first economic partner of Turkey is EU . You just forget that France and Turkey are very close economic partner .
@jeffkodiac lol hmmm nice nice, but you should also know even though a little bit of Turkey is in EU the economy Has Nothing to do with us, its more like, we have nothing to do with EU. 5th best ?...Really ? U sure your talking about the present and not that past? You should watch or read what the goes on the news more often....
France dont do much for the turkish economy. anyways this will just keep going. Lets just end it over here.
The EU is your first commercial partner . France is the 5 th economy of the world you can see that on the IMF and far before Turkey . lol you say really anything there are many French companies in Turkey even if your arrogance blind you .
"You can suck my Dick" Not talking about insignificant things please lol . In 5 minutes with several nuke we can raped your useless country of fag retarded baboons .
@jeffkodiac hahahahahahaha you think we dont have nuke? ...YOU see...you guys call your self a man with NUKES ?? xD You guys no man, you guys cant fight like a man... you guys are all gay. even in history france had more gays then any other countries. Disgusting.....................-_-.....................stiick the Eiffel Tower up your ass mate!
Lol the French are the first European nuclear power , we can ridiculed your country of fag in several minutes . Your country is only a country of gay coward who spend their time to sucks cocks of their ennemies . You are so jealous the Eiffel tower is one of the most visited monument of the world not like your shitty country .
@jeffkodiac Calling us Cowards when your threatening me with Nuclear Power ? MAKES SO MUCH SENSE !!! Seriously ? Your Actually being Serious ? Man you need to get a life!
How are we jealous of your dumb Tower? ... We are the Bridge for the middle east and europe... We have the most Historic objects and places.... Many people would wish to go and live there lives in Turkey with the lovely sun and beautiful beach and to experience lot of places then just go to see the Eiffel tower xD Man, Just NO
Of course you are a country of coward , give me the name of wars or military intervention that you have won in the 20 th century .Why we bother with retarded morons like you, we send a few bombs with our nuclear submarines and bye bye ridiculous fag monkeys . Lol you are funny with your smelly country France is the most visited country of the world , as i said before don't be so jealous .
@EmrahRambo the french have the best war record, won double than what they've lost and drawn 10 times...on their own, one of the wars isn't even taught
@cheesebrain9 Well having strong alies beside you while your at war makes you a big winner then keep smiling my friend :) ... If it wasn't for the Arabs backstabbing us on the battle field because of Americans money we would still have the power like before. But I can feel what Turkey is going through... The Beats is waking back up and eastern asia (as you can see) is paying for what they have done in the passed.
@L3gM3 Look it up your self you utter moron. There win ration in wars is second only to that of Great Britain. Frances far surpasses that of the USA and the like.
@DBTFxC u lost me at the word "Win" .... anyhoo i love the great SAAR offensive , what happened there? did they get lost or was dinner time? at least they filmed the courageous french 2 days later with the "capture" .... oh wait it was 2 late damn !!!
@DBTFxC u keep referring to me to me as moron , well maybe is time u go look in a fking mirror , put some teeth in that mouth and maybe get a haircut , or even get a woman u pathetic man. And No history did not begun at the ww2 u incompetent shitface but having a 100 y war with the small britain , or other colonies did not make them better, by colonizing weaker ppl they certainly did not get faim , so YES u incompetent shit when it mattered the most they sucked it!
@DBTFxC and btw dont u wanna go back to 2000 y ago when they did not have a country , a land they were factions and start counting theyr wins? lets count the romans wins and attribute them to Italy, Bulgaria , Romania , Scandinavia and so on. But i belive ur that kind of a worm who thinks by having an 100 y war with no decisive winner u will count the battle fought and won , despite it did not gave any faction a decisive outcome....when and if u need a HISTORY tutor u can contact me
sounded like you laughed alot... france actualy has the best military record in europe. the french have fought more military campaigns than any other european nation and won twice as many battles as they lost
@Thecrazythingswesee Name them please?? Haiti, Waterloo, invading Russia in the winter, the Maginot line, executing Joan of Ark when she was winning, Vietnam, all terrific failures. Aside from the french revolution, I can't think of any war they won (World War 1 and 2 don't count because they got saved by the Yanks). Charlemagne is the only leader who comes to mind as someone special (any by the way, he was born in Belgium and therefore, not actually french)
@SoldierOfShadowSOS Sarcasm is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt.” Though irony and understatement is usually the immediate context, most authorities distinguish sarcasm from irony; however, others argue that sarcasm may or often does involve irony or employs ambivalence.
The only one stupid is u in this ecuation , spending time to tell me who or what is france...so go to sleep tomorrow u may need to work the fields farmer.
@everybodywhothinksthisdoesntwork it does just do im feeling lucky and it sometimes takes you to a site that says "did you mean French Military Fails?" or it might say "french military victories! yes they had some also"
If it was not for the French Navy 139 years before the U.S joined world war 1 there wuold most likely not be a United States. The French Navy completed the siege at Yorkstown to secure the Surrender of Conrwallis and his men to the Rebel Army (continental Army) so what i am saying is that we have been in this togethor since the beginning so why fight about who has not won any wars? Napolean did amazing and his strategy is still uses today. please people stop fighting
Germany split it army in two during world war1 France was fighting one half while Russia fought the other... Russia bailed put first then following along was France ... Almost... By the time they were going to bail the U.S came in to help with the war (1917) without the U.S. World war 1 would have been lost
@SavingPvtJackson that what they all say, but the british were the key, the americans just got themselves killed to stop the french from getting mullered, but we still would have won the war. No it all. :P
@MrCoolifyification The british and the Allied powers were running low on morale support and food in the later months of 1916 with the fact that Russian soldiers were fleeing the front lines do to food shortages and other complications. England had concentrated defending the Swiss who they had an alliance with therefore having to provide them with food allong with there own soldiers. Without the interference of the U.S in world war 1 it is a fact that the Allies woud have lost.
@MrCoolifyification England would have had to face germany Austro-Hungarian empire and the ottoman empire by themselves. including Bulgaria. what alliances would England have? Italy? who had an alliance with Germany too and went to the Germans side in world war 2 belgium? Greece? Serbia? none of those countries would have been able to put up a fight with the Triple Alliance (central powers) we all know what happened to London in world war 2 it got destroyed!
i think the u.s army is awesome buuuut the allies still wouldve won the war because of the russians pushing deep into germany from the east...the german army was running low on supplies and far too stretched out
@101publicenemy Russia backed out of the war if you dont remember men were running away from the cold front and people in moscow were furious and thats when they overthrew the Bolsheviks and got themselves out of the war cause they overthrew their Czar.
You know, anybody with a browser will know your videos are faked. Looks to me you just made a local google search on your apache server or something to that effect. It would be funny as hell if it were true though.
Wow!!! Nearly 1/2 of entire lame shot is just on opening a browser and going to Google. A Frenchmen must have made this. The last 22 seconds is more wasted space on the internet. Basically, 60 seconds out of 97 seconds is an F-.
About the top comment, hmm... well, it practically works with any language, for an example, put google translate, put estonian to english, type in will i die tomorrow, or anything with will i, and have fun!
You're supposed to click on the link where it says "did you mean french military defeats," it comes up with a list of their defeats throughout all of history.
I am sorry, (I like the Vid) But this I hate France stuff is really getting on my nerves. If you go to any descent website you'll see That France was and is still the most (tie with UK now) Powerful nation in Europe. They were close to never having any allies throughout their entire history. The Fr surrenders was when they refused to join the Irak war. I'd like to see you haters do a Bayonette charge against a machinegun.
make fun of france now but i want you to remeber they built the statue of liberty and help the american revolution and there helping america right now by going against libya!
@JScivlancer im just angry that the british are teaming up with the french in naval power lol, i was talking about the french and us not being good allies. we hate eachother!
@turtleshells118 Brits & Frs like each other, not that much but they do. The rest is your opinion; I'm not going to fight over a Completely subjective thing.
lol france cant win any war without help. they say they won againt britiain in america, but that was the americans and british didnt really lose, its like sending an aircraft carrier to china, china blowing it up and saying "we defeated all your army" america got so many more people!
@turtleshells118 uh dude, they once had a massive empire and were strong enough that the rest of europe had to band together to fight them. have you never heard of Napoleon? people who say France can't win wars are people who fail at history. France has been a world power for most of it's history, and it's only in the 20th century that they got weak. but considering how old they are as a nation, to only count their 20th century feats is to be a moron
@xxfisher321xx that was at the end. doesn't change the fact that he had France so strong it scared all of Europe. It took a massive alliance to beat him. Doesn't sound like they that weak to me.
@zikten Actually the French army consisted of mostly non-Frenchmen. So what does that say about the French military? Also Napoleon was from Corsica so he isn't a full blown frenchy. And give me an example where a full blooded person from France defeated a foreign army while ONLY using French troops. The Moors don't count because their african.
The British army never used real British soldiers (and the English pussies always sent irish and scottish in 1st line). They also used Germans, Dutch and soldiers from all Europe, and never fought a war by themselves.
PS: A full blown frenchy, it doesn't exists. "French" has never been a race and has nothing to do with "blood". The state of France created French people, not the contrary.
And you American bitch can you quote me a war won by a full blown American, or a full blown American hero (except Geronimo who fucked in the ass the United Shits at Little Big Horn??)
France fucked Britain in the ass many times: we fucked you in the Anglo-french war (1204-1214), in the 100 years war and in all the wars with only France and Britain.
Now can you quote a war won by Britain alone over the French? Come on I wait.
Britain never won a war alone.
While France ALONE kicked many times several european armies combined (9 years war, French revolutionary wars...)
Wow, I thought this was hilarious. France was a good help in some wars. We, Americans, couldn't have won the American Revolution without their help. And they have won some battles, but if you really think about it, what major victories have they won?? They've won battles, but wars, they have not.
Mdr I'm french and I totally agree with this vid XD the last "pure french victories" isn't after Napoleon, the WW1 was a disaster, as if we won with help, our generals were very bad leaders, as during the first parts of WWII we 've lost Algerian war ,Indochinian war ( like vietnam war but ten years before and in french version) So I can understant that for an english/american pc it's not esay to find victories,
I dont get shame to laught about our misfortune, it's good to laught about past !
im a Mexican with no national ties to this but i gotta say that the British lost their title as "World's Military Badass" to the US thanks to WW's I & II
FFS STOP ARGUING PEOPLE OVER CRAP SHITE THAT HAPPENED AGES AGO!!! AND IF YOUR FRENCH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN WATCHED AND COMMENTED ON THIS VIDEO BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WOULD HAVE CAUSE AN ARGUMENT... I'M FROM BRITAIN AND GUESS WHAT WE USED TO OWN ALL OF YOU LOT OK??? SO PEACE PEOPLE.
Here's a fun little fact for you. After clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky," look up at the url bar. You're no longer on google. A guy posted a false google page onto albinoblacksheep, and put "french military victories" in the code enough times that it will always come up as the top search when you look for those terms in google, hence why it comes up when you click "I'm Feeling Lucky." But don't let this ruin the fun, instead use it to appreciate the comical ingenuity of the guy who did it.
This French military history or victories on google is A TOTAL FALSE CRAP, created by an impotent Canadian frustrated virgin. Open the true site French military victories, or at least true history books, instead of these bullshits. French military history, through 1500 years is probably one of the most glorious of the world, if not the most. Some ignorant and brainwashed jealous fucks have really time to waste. Pathetic.
@Camarale If you look at you tube there are plenty of videos called French military victories. while there are like no videos called german/english... military victories. Which is proof that the other nations have proven everything whats there to prove during history, while the French didn't, so they constantly need to remind people that they actually won anything lol.
Because for you, Google is a reference ? Most of these craps are created by frustrated virgins who knows nothing in history. All true historians knows that French history, through 1500 years is probably more filled with victories than defeats. Open true history books and dictionnaries, not internet bullshits. Open at least the TRUE site French military victories on the web. Not on You Tube.
@Camarale "frustrated virgins who knows nothing in.."-Thats your definition of everyone who doesn't agree that France was never defeated or suffered any humiliation lol.
"through 1500 years"-France exists only for about 1200 years. So you fail at national history. And no, franks were not French, they were a Germanic tribe which conquered the people which would become the French.
"TRUE site French military victories"-Ive seen it clearly shows that it was made by French lol, so subjective...
you said france has never won but you are beyond worng on that given that there not been a lot of recent conflict that they have been part of and wwii made them look awful the truth is france has a record of kicking ass. Napoleon Bonaparte was french and one of the greatest military leaders of all time. so you can say the french military might not be the best but to say they have never won would be false
usa1776kid 2 weeks ago
awesome fake laughing
captainclayman 3 weeks ago
France is the country that has won the most battles in the history of mankind. When you know his mouth is closed
AllezIstres 1 month ago
@AllezIstres You can say that again. When 5-6 countries INCLUDING FRANCE try invade turkey but didnt stand a chance :) Thanks
EmrahRambo 1 month ago
@EmrahRambo
You can say that also but when 50 000 Ottoman soldiers was defeated by 20 000 French at the battle of the Pyramides there is nothing to be arrogant .
jeffkodiac 1 month ago
@jeffkodiac Maybe Maybe, haven't read about that BUT you cant really compare the impact of couple of nations at your door step then 50 000 Ottomans my friend.
EmrahRambo 1 month ago
@EmrahRambo
What can i said is that the Ottomans with their allies lost the WW1 .
jeffkodiac 4 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac You dont get it do you ? ... If you were to be tricked into a war that had your OWN ALLIE TO COME AND BACK STAB YOU THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ? PLEASE...BEFORE COMING UP TO ME AND SAYING HOW THE OTTOMANS WERE FUCKING DEFEATED PLEASE RE-ATTEND YOUR HISTORY CLASS!
And please... DONT TRY COMPARE FRANCE TO TURKISH HISTORY ! PLEASE!
EmrahRambo 4 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
You said to me that i don't know histroy but you don't even know that the Ottomans lost the WW1 , so you say to me that the Ottomans won the WW1 ? Not really , YOU don't try compare French history with Turkish history . Thanks
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac You are blind to see it, you ignorant FOOL. What is franc to now? ... Guess what TURKEY's economy is growing stronger when all you Europeans are having a crises. THANK YOU.
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
You are really funny with your arrogance you just forget that today France is the 5th world economy . You just forget that EU is the first economy of the world . You just forget that the first economic partner of Turkey is EU . You just forget that France and Turkey are very close economic partner .
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac lol hmmm nice nice, but you should also know even though a little bit of Turkey is in EU the economy Has Nothing to do with us, its more like, we have nothing to do with EU. 5th best ?...Really ? U sure your talking about the present and not that past? You should watch or read what the goes on the news more often....
France dont do much for the turkish economy. anyways this will just keep going. Lets just end it over here.
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
The EU is your first commercial partner . France is the 5 th economy of the world you can see that on the IMF and far before Turkey . lol you say really anything there are many French companies in Turkey even if your arrogance blind you .
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac -_- ... We have been fighting for over a week. Whatever u say, comparing Turkey to France ? Just keep dreaming bro. No reply's !
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
You are right how comparing France who are one of the most powerfull country of the world with Turkey who are pratically nothing in this world .
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac just shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cr7labrinth 3 weeks ago
@cr7labrinth
Just fuck you !
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac You can suck my Dick hahahahaha xDD Your seriously full of shit mate !
If turkey was to have a war against France we would have your GAY ASSES IN ONE NIGHT HAHAHAHAH PUSSY !
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
"You can suck my Dick" Not talking about insignificant things please lol . In 5 minutes with several nuke we can raped your useless country of fag retarded baboons .
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac hahahahahahaha you think we dont have nuke? ...YOU see...you guys call your self a man with NUKES ?? xD You guys no man, you guys cant fight like a man... you guys are all gay. even in history france had more gays then any other countries. Disgusting.....................-_-.....................stiick the Eiffel Tower up your ass mate!
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
Lol the French are the first European nuclear power , we can ridiculed your country of fag in several minutes . Your country is only a country of gay coward who spend their time to sucks cocks of their ennemies . You are so jealous the Eiffel tower is one of the most visited monument of the world not like your shitty country .
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac Calling us Cowards when your threatening me with Nuclear Power ? MAKES SO MUCH SENSE !!! Seriously ? Your Actually being Serious ? Man you need to get a life!
How are we jealous of your dumb Tower? ... We are the Bridge for the middle east and europe... We have the most Historic objects and places.... Many people would wish to go and live there lives in Turkey with the lovely sun and beautiful beach and to experience lot of places then just go to see the Eiffel tower xD Man, Just NO
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo
Of course you are a country of coward , give me the name of wars or military intervention that you have won in the 20 th century .Why we bother with retarded morons like you, we send a few bombs with our nuclear submarines and bye bye ridiculous fag monkeys . Lol you are funny with your smelly country France is the most visited country of the world , as i said before don't be so jealous .
jeffkodiac 3 weeks ago
@jeffkodiac
@EmrahRambo Don't be jelly both and make a non-retarded discuss.
Deshumidificateur 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo Remember remember Heliopolis....
BarclaiDeTolli 5 days ago
@EmrahRambo just shut up!
cr7labrinth 3 weeks ago
@cr7labrinth Fuck your self !
EmrahRambo 3 weeks ago
@EmrahRambo the french have the best war record, won double than what they've lost and drawn 10 times...on their own, one of the wars isn't even taught
cheesebrain9 1 month ago
@cheesebrain9 Well having strong alies beside you while your at war makes you a big winner then keep smiling my friend :) ... If it wasn't for the Arabs backstabbing us on the battle field because of Americans money we would still have the power like before. But I can feel what Turkey is going through... The Beats is waking back up and eastern asia (as you can see) is paying for what they have done in the passed.
EmrahRambo 1 month ago
France has one of the most, if not the most successful military history of any nation.
DBTFxC 1 month ago
@DBTFxC In what video game?
L3gM3 1 month ago
@L3gM3 Look it up your self you utter moron. There win ration in wars is second only to that of Great Britain. Frances far surpasses that of the USA and the like.
DBTFxC 1 month ago
@DBTFxC u lost me at the word "Win" .... anyhoo i love the great SAAR offensive , what happened there? did they get lost or was dinner time? at least they filmed the courageous french 2 days later with the "capture" .... oh wait it was 2 late damn !!!
L3gM3 1 month ago
@L3gM3 History didn't begin at the second world war moron. Go learn your facts then come back kid.
DBTFxC 1 month ago
@DBTFxC u keep referring to me to me as moron , well maybe is time u go look in a fking mirror , put some teeth in that mouth and maybe get a haircut , or even get a woman u pathetic man. And No history did not begun at the ww2 u incompetent shitface but having a 100 y war with the small britain , or other colonies did not make them better, by colonizing weaker ppl they certainly did not get faim , so YES u incompetent shit when it mattered the most they sucked it!
L3gM3 1 month ago
@DBTFxC and btw dont u wanna go back to 2000 y ago when they did not have a country , a land they were factions and start counting theyr wins? lets count the romans wins and attribute them to Italy, Bulgaria , Romania , Scandinavia and so on. But i belive ur that kind of a worm who thinks by having an 100 y war with no decisive winner u will count the battle fought and won , despite it did not gave any faction a decisive outcome....when and if u need a HISTORY tutor u can contact me
L3gM3 1 month ago
@DBTFxC In Disney Movies.
iTrivyum 1 month ago
@iTrivyum its fact, look it up moron
DBTFxC 1 month ago
@DBTFxC So is mine. You look it up idiot.
iTrivyum 1 month ago
nOOb video
bertraand 2 months ago
sounded like you laughed alot... france actualy has the best military record in europe. the french have fought more military campaigns than any other european nation and won twice as many battles as they lost
Thecrazythingswesee 2 months ago
@Thecrazythingswesee Name them please?? Haiti, Waterloo, invading Russia in the winter, the Maginot line, executing Joan of Ark when she was winning, Vietnam, all terrific failures. Aside from the french revolution, I can't think of any war they won (World War 1 and 2 don't count because they got saved by the Yanks). Charlemagne is the only leader who comes to mind as someone special (any by the way, he was born in Belgium and therefore, not actually french)
Jthompson35 1 month ago
Woah youve probably got the slowest connection in the history of ever!! -.-
8bitJazz 2 months ago
Kid, You're retarded!
etbalali 2 months ago
KSIO so watched this one lol!
Fly2theSora 2 months ago 3
KSIO
hardjustice9366 2 months ago 4
Fuck France! fucking worthless cowards
siaosiaochin 2 months ago
@siaosiaochin to far man dont stereotype its ok to just hav a joke but we kno its not completly true
MrBigman001 2 months ago
I stopped watching your video as soon as I saw you use Internet Explorer.
akashwaybig 2 months ago 36
this sended me to image of this... WTF!
thedragonpl12 2 months ago
Obviously he uses Internet Explorer because this video was uploaded in 2007 so chill your balls dumb asses
iLoveRWJsoMuchxD 3 months ago
u7 stupid
Charlizez 4 months ago
this doesn't work any more :(
TheParagon119 4 months ago
...it doesn't work for me :'( tear...
DontPokeMyKookie 4 months ago
Who the fuck is france?
L3gM3 4 months ago 33
@L3gM3
this little thing next to luxembourg
BerlinMeinLeben 2 months ago
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9mizzle 1 month ago
@L3gM3 its a country in europe, learn geography kid
SoldierOfShadowSOS 4 weeks ago
@SoldierOfShadowSOS learn sarcasm wuss?
L3gM3 4 weeks ago
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SoldierOfShadowSOS 4 weeks ago
@L3gM3 i did years ago, its not sarcasm because all its showing is stupidity
SoldierOfShadowSOS 4 weeks ago
@SoldierOfShadowSOS Sarcasm is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt.” Though irony and understatement is usually the immediate context, most authorities distinguish sarcasm from irony; however, others argue that sarcasm may or often does involve irony or employs ambivalence.
The only one stupid is u in this ecuation , spending time to tell me who or what is france...so go to sleep tomorrow u may need to work the fields farmer.
L3gM3 4 weeks ago
@L3gM3 i dont have the time to spend on a troll like you, i have a video upload.
SoldierOfShadowSOS 4 weeks ago
@SoldierOfShadowSOS i see ... like commenting here .... yea yo do ! sleepy sleepy tomorrow worky worky
L3gM3 4 weeks ago
@L3gM3 it's that country with Eiffel Tower ...
mastermindmusic01 3 weeks ago
@L3gM3 its a country you mexican
joss7758 1 week ago
With french you can make friends easily if you give them a banana and let them swing in the trees!
laurentiuneagu 4 months ago
French pussies go and die!
Radu287 4 months ago
You use internet explorer? Use Opera
GeckoVova2000 5 months ago
You use internet explorer? Kill yourself, faggot.
CriticsConfession 5 months ago
Damnit internet! why are you so right!
Jacktherat99 5 months ago
@everybodywhothinksthisdoesntwork it does just do im feeling lucky and it sometimes takes you to a site that says "did you mean French Military Fails?" or it might say "french military victories! yes they had some also"
bobthemanlybob 6 months ago
Too bad this doesn't work anymore.
Unnamed0909 6 months ago
160 people who watched this r french
FrEezClan 6 months ago
that doesnt even work for me cause it brings up a list of words and I did that to the point
JonnyBoy241 6 months ago
Pssst Nepoleon
mudthump1975 6 months ago
You Fail. IE.
sasimon19 6 months ago
If it was not for the French Navy 139 years before the U.S joined world war 1 there wuold most likely not be a United States. The French Navy completed the siege at Yorkstown to secure the Surrender of Conrwallis and his men to the Rebel Army (continental Army) so what i am saying is that we have been in this togethor since the beginning so why fight about who has not won any wars? Napolean did amazing and his strategy is still uses today. please people stop fighting
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
157-157!
MrCoolifyification 6 months ago
But wait!!! There's more!!!!
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
Germany split it army in two during world war1 France was fighting one half while Russia fought the other... Russia bailed put first then following along was France ... Almost... By the time they were going to bail the U.S came in to help with the war (1917) without the U.S. World war 1 would have been lost
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
@SavingPvtJackson that what they all say, but the british were the key, the americans just got themselves killed to stop the french from getting mullered, but we still would have won the war. No it all. :P
MrCoolifyification 6 months ago
@MrCoolifyification The british and the Allied powers were running low on morale support and food in the later months of 1916 with the fact that Russian soldiers were fleeing the front lines do to food shortages and other complications. England had concentrated defending the Swiss who they had an alliance with therefore having to provide them with food allong with there own soldiers. Without the interference of the U.S in world war 1 it is a fact that the Allies woud have lost.
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
@MrCoolifyification England would have had to face germany Austro-Hungarian empire and the ottoman empire by themselves. including Bulgaria. what alliances would England have? Italy? who had an alliance with Germany too and went to the Germans side in world war 2 belgium? Greece? Serbia? none of those countries would have been able to put up a fight with the Triple Alliance (central powers) we all know what happened to London in world war 2 it got destroyed!
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
@MrCoolifyification see without the U.S Germany would have won. simple fact. try to outbeat that argument
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
@SavingPvtJackson zat iz vy ve hate ze U.S. :P
MrCoolifyification 6 months ago
@MrCoolifyification oh wow ok i see
SavingPvtJackson 6 months ago
@SavingPvtJackson
i think the u.s army is awesome buuuut the allies still wouldve won the war because of the russians pushing deep into germany from the east...the german army was running low on supplies and far too stretched out
101publicenemy 5 months ago
@101publicenemy Russia backed out of the war if you dont remember men were running away from the cold front and people in moscow were furious and thats when they overthrew the Bolsheviks and got themselves out of the war cause they overthrew their Czar.
SavingPvtJackson 5 months ago
@SavingPvtJackson
touche' :D
101publicenemy 5 months ago
You know, anybody with a browser will know your videos are faked. Looks to me you just made a local google search on your apache server or something to that effect. It would be funny as hell if it were true though.
BigBananaMan 7 months ago
Wow!!! Nearly 1/2 of entire lame shot is just on opening a browser and going to Google. A Frenchmen must have made this. The last 22 seconds is more wasted space on the internet. Basically, 60 seconds out of 97 seconds is an F-.
aliciainmx 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"There have been 53 major wars in Europe
France had been a belligerent in 49 of them; UK 43.
In 185 battles that France had fought over the past 800 years, their armies had won 132 times, lost 43 times and drawn only 10.
Giving the French military the best record of any country in Europe".
BBC History
corporateCoffee 7 months ago
That isn't cool.
*cries in a corner*
Frenchy849 7 months ago
You can see albinoblacksheep in the URL bar. Fail.
dinobotpwnz 7 months ago
what the hell, when i do this it just sends me to this crappy video
lexusdominus 7 months ago 30
@lexusdominus They fixed it.
WeaselWJ 1 month ago
What about the napoleon wars
clubvillian15 7 months ago
French people are assholes
FikkMen 7 months ago
THE Algerians defeated the French
rachid7star7haker7 7 months ago
@rachid7star7haker7
Algerian war = french military victory
Algerian is too weak military to defeat France
Spark02ify 7 months ago
@Spark02ify no way we fucked them and At that time we did not have the army there was a popular resistance
rachid7star7haker7 7 months ago
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Spark02ify 6 months ago
@rachid7star7haker7
Thanks to de Gaulle you have your independance
Spark02ify 6 months ago
About the top comment, hmm... well, it practically works with any language, for an example, put google translate, put estonian to english, type in will i die tomorrow, or anything with will i, and have fun!
diablokoaiua 7 months ago
Je parie que certains d'entre vous mettre cela dans un traducteur pour savoir ce qu'il dit. LOL
raywill1amjohnson 8 months ago
You're supposed to click on the link where it says "did you mean french military defeats," it comes up with a list of their defeats throughout all of history.
tadman1996 8 months ago
way to kill the joke dude...
SweetButKindaCrazy 8 months ago
@zikten napoleon wasnt even french..........
MrWaffleman999 8 months ago
pity that trick now brings people to this video, so it's no longer funny.
NinjaShadow 9 months ago
I am sorry, (I like the Vid) But this I hate France stuff is really getting on my nerves. If you go to any descent website you'll see That France was and is still the most (tie with UK now) Powerful nation in Europe. They were close to never having any allies throughout their entire history. The Fr surrenders was when they refused to join the Irak war. I'd like to see you haters do a Bayonette charge against a machinegun.
Bir Hakeim
- "Let a fool hate France".
G.K. Chesterton
JScivlancer 9 months ago
make fun of france now but i want you to remeber they built the statue of liberty and help the american revolution and there helping america right now by going against libya!
MrFrenchChimpanzee 9 months ago
thats why we make good allies, we got good armies, the french however do not.
turtleshells118 9 months ago
@turtleshells118 They have the 5th best
JScivlancer 9 months ago
@JScivlancer im just angry that the british are teaming up with the french in naval power lol, i was talking about the french and us not being good allies. we hate eachother!
turtleshells118 9 months ago
@turtleshells118 Brits & Frs like each other, not that much but they do. The rest is your opinion; I'm not going to fight over a Completely subjective thing.
JScivlancer 9 months ago
@JScivlancer im british and i hate french,their voices are annoying as hell, WHY DID I TAKE FRENCH AT SKEWL?
turtleshells118 9 months ago
lol france cant win any war without help. they say they won againt britiain in america, but that was the americans and british didnt really lose, its like sending an aircraft carrier to china, china blowing it up and saying "we defeated all your army" america got so many more people!
turtleshells118 9 months ago
@turtleshells118 uh dude, they once had a massive empire and were strong enough that the rest of europe had to band together to fight them. have you never heard of Napoleon? people who say France can't win wars are people who fail at history. France has been a world power for most of it's history, and it's only in the 20th century that they got weak. but considering how old they are as a nation, to only count their 20th century feats is to be a moron
zikten 9 months ago
@zikten But Napoleon lost.... Twice...
xxfisher321xx 8 months ago
@xxfisher321xx that was at the end. doesn't change the fact that he had France so strong it scared all of Europe. It took a massive alliance to beat him. Doesn't sound like they that weak to me.
zikten 8 months ago
@zikten Actually the French army consisted of mostly non-Frenchmen. So what does that say about the French military? Also Napoleon was from Corsica so he isn't a full blown frenchy. And give me an example where a full blooded person from France defeated a foreign army while ONLY using French troops. The Moors don't count because their african.
xxfisher321xx 8 months ago
@xxfisher321xx
The British army never used real British soldiers (and the English pussies always sent irish and scottish in 1st line). They also used Germans, Dutch and soldiers from all Europe, and never fought a war by themselves.
PS: A full blown frenchy, it doesn't exists. "French" has never been a race and has nothing to do with "blood". The state of France created French people, not the contrary.
Freez57fr 7 months ago
And you American bitch can you quote me a war won by a full blown American, or a full blown American hero (except Geronimo who fucked in the ass the United Shits at Little Big Horn??)
Freez57fr 7 months ago
@turtleshells118
"lol france cant win any war without help."
What a fucking joke coming from an engaylish.
France fucked Britain in the ass many times: we fucked you in the Anglo-french war (1204-1214), in the 100 years war and in all the wars with only France and Britain.
Now can you quote a war won by Britain alone over the French? Come on I wait.
Britain never won a war alone.
While France ALONE kicked many times several european armies combined (9 years war, French revolutionary wars...)
Freez57fr 7 months ago
@Freez57fr france suck deal with it
turtleshells118 7 months ago
148 people are french, 148 other people are smart.
RoiReiT 9 months ago
you are so cool, i want to be you
pagetheprophet 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1.) go to google translate
2.) do english to vietmenese
3.) type in will justin bieber ever hit puberty
4.) copy the vietnamese words
5.) do vietmanese to english and paste
6.) have fun!
oscarpurser 9 months ago
@oscarpurser
I tried this and you know what it's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun :))
boczarionut1981 4 months ago
you destroyed the joke!!! it doesn't come up anymore because of your stupid vid
baps12345 9 months ago
Souvenez vous de LAFAYETTE petite loque d'amérique....
MInable petites colonies anglaise
Cassecouille8 10 months ago 7
@Cassecouille8 remember strauss kahn ignorant eurotrash
ianbutera 7 months ago
1.) go to google translate
2.) do english to vietmenese
3.) type in will justin bieber ever hit puberty
4.) copy the vietnamese words
5.) do vietmanese to english and paste
6.) have fun!
sooperscooter34 11 months ago 70
@sooperscooter34 That is incredible ^_^
FringeDemon 11 months ago
@sooperscooter34 That's..actually kinda funny. xD It works. Haha.
Tigcat2 10 months ago
@sooperscooter34 LOL
raulserban27 9 months ago
@sooperscooter34 thumbs up! lol!
religiousguy 8 months ago
@sooperscooter34 lol
JuanDiez111222 6 months ago
@sooperscooter34 dont put ever put never its even funnier
etzio989 6 months ago
@sooperscooter34 NICE
TheCpumaster 4 months ago
@sooperscooter34 ummm...it's the same thing :( , what was i suposed to see?
dragosh3003 3 months ago
GO CANADA! Sorry just felt like saying that.
RagingpuckStudios 11 months ago
now if you click on the defeats suggestion, it takes you to a rather humorous historical listing of all the french wars.
azminivanracer 1 year ago
vive la france u whore
epicgamer202 1 year ago
You're stupid man..
DjAotaka 1 year ago
You Americans are weak France pwns!!
RepubsAreGay 1 year ago
@RepubsAreGay go on and run away now France?... we we?
maincourseistoocool 1 year ago
@RepubsAreGay lol
AirForcedude5 1 year ago
@RepubsAreGay You are very mean, Oui?
katiayna09 1 year ago
@RepubsAreGay lol America won wars against Mexico did france..................
BaconVonBock 10 months ago
@BaconVonBock
Learn history French win war against Mexico .
jeffkodiac 10 months ago
@jeffkodiac Cinco de mayo any one
BaconVonBock 10 months ago
@BaconVonBock
"Cinco de mayo any one" What do you mean ?
jeffkodiac 10 months ago
The only thing I have to say to ANY of the responses to this video is the following:
U MAD?
BAZOOKA30215 1 year ago 14
Wow, I thought this was hilarious. France was a good help in some wars. We, Americans, couldn't have won the American Revolution without their help. And they have won some battles, but if you really think about it, what major victories have they won?? They've won battles, but wars, they have not.
KMCousinParodies 1 year ago
Mdr I'm french and I totally agree with this vid XD the last "pure french victories" isn't after Napoleon, the WW1 was a disaster, as if we won with help, our generals were very bad leaders, as during the first parts of WWII we 've lost Algerian war ,Indochinian war ( like vietnam war but ten years before and in french version) So I can understant that for an english/american pc it's not esay to find victories,
I dont get shame to laught about our misfortune, it's good to laught about past !
RedCoka 1 year ago
@RedCoka At least you guys have FMguitar, hes a pretty good musician...
jesusvalles54 1 year ago
@jesusvalles54 Ya Agree lol x) we have the Tank Leclerc ... Leclerc is te name of a series of commercial centers and markets x)
RedCoka 1 year ago
@RedCoka Pauvre petite merde
tonysanthedarkstar 11 months ago
@tonysanthedarkstar chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut :)
RedCoka 10 months ago
im a Mexican with no national ties to this but i gotta say that the British lost their title as "World's Military Badass" to the US thanks to WW's I & II
majgjtj587 1 year ago
Could your internet be more slow?!
PubicMen 1 year ago
FFS STOP ARGUING PEOPLE OVER CRAP SHITE THAT HAPPENED AGES AGO!!! AND IF YOUR FRENCH YOU PROBABLY SHOULDNT HAVE EVEN WATCHED AND COMMENTED ON THIS VIDEO BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WOULD HAVE CAUSE AN ARGUMENT... I'M FROM BRITAIN AND GUESS WHAT WE USED TO OWN ALL OF YOU LOT OK??? SO PEACE PEOPLE.
HBProductions101 1 year ago
French people just fail.
They even live in our country because France itself is the worst nation in the world. It's becoming the Muslim land.
ThaCanadianHero 1 year ago
@ThaCanadianHero If France is shit i'm wondering why it's still the most visited country in all world.
Oh Canada is right after Mexico...lol
Vive le Quebec !
daftever 1 year ago
Oups...looks like the both of you can't understand real facts, history and are too brainwashed by fuckin fox to think by yourself :) how pathetic lol
daftever 1 year ago
@daftever Look how stupid you are retard! LOL "Channel" Yeah, anyone can edit their own channel dumb ass french!
Park of UK? LOL You'd be Germany without even noticing!
Pathetic child.
EddieBrockVenom 1 year ago
the french are known for their fashion sense..admired and recognised worldwide by their signature white handkerchief designs
tenseman08 1 year ago
Here's a fun little fact for you. After clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky," look up at the url bar. You're no longer on google. A guy posted a false google page onto albinoblacksheep, and put "french military victories" in the code enough times that it will always come up as the top search when you look for those terms in google, hence why it comes up when you click "I'm Feeling Lucky." But don't let this ruin the fun, instead use it to appreciate the comical ingenuity of the guy who did it.
BBoyFury 1 year ago
@BBoyFury yes most people figure out its fake on their own, feel special?
sunny123able1 1 year ago
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BBoyFury 1 year ago
Goggle knows whats shit lol, no need to hide it.
Teranex 1 year ago
This French military history or victories on google is A TOTAL FALSE CRAP, created by an impotent Canadian frustrated virgin. Open the true site French military victories, or at least true history books, instead of these bullshits. French military history, through 1500 years is probably one of the most glorious of the world, if not the most. Some ignorant and brainwashed jealous fucks have really time to waste. Pathetic.
Camarale 1 year ago
@Camarale If you look at you tube there are plenty of videos called French military victories. while there are like no videos called german/english... military victories. Which is proof that the other nations have proven everything whats there to prove during history, while the French didn't, so they constantly need to remind people that they actually won anything lol.
Teranex 1 year ago
@Teranex
Because for you, Google is a reference ? Most of these craps are created by frustrated virgins who knows nothing in history. All true historians knows that French history, through 1500 years is probably more filled with victories than defeats. Open true history books and dictionnaries, not internet bullshits. Open at least the TRUE site French military victories on the web. Not on You Tube.
Camarale 1 year ago
@Camarale "frustrated virgins who knows nothing in.."-Thats your definition of everyone who doesn't agree that France was never defeated or suffered any humiliation lol.
"through 1500 years"-France exists only for about 1200 years. So you fail at national history. And no, franks were not French, they were a Germanic tribe which conquered the people which would become the French.
"TRUE site French military victories"-Ive seen it clearly shows that it was made by French lol, so subjective...
Teranex 1 year ago
@Teranex
France exists for 1200 years ? And the Gauls ?