VALENTINES EAR SEX and CONDOMS

[Mizoyu95]

Bite his Dick or Fuck his Ass.

Always laugh.

[markamdg]

i love that part when you kick and you do the hand motion and clicking noise for "kill him like this"

[onsoomin]

That awkward moment when no one knows that 정자 - Jungja means Sperm in Korean :L

[kawaiiikyou]

I'm guessing B his D is burn his dick and

F his A is fuck his ass? .___.

Burning his dick would be.. ouch XDD

[ethyna214]

I <3 this vid one of ur best

[bLuebhErie]

hahaha funneyyy

but u really look like ONew!! creepy

[VisualxxKhaos]

you're hilarious! i'd like to see more or these~

[sexykatie90]

jkimisyellow my m.s.n is my profile baybe!

[venusb81]

queef huh lol

[TheFelixWolf]

B his D and rip it off!

[candysugargirl16]

B his d: burn his dick

 f his a: FUCK HIS ASS BABY!!!

[mikaishjapanese]

Hiya Missus Kim~~~!!!!

I have a Suuuuuuuuuuper big problem....

I'm dating this korean guy but i'm totally sensitive to spicy stuff...like really sensitive i can't take curry, even normal huge chillis make me get rashes.....so when i refuse to eat kimchi....his sister acts like i'm disrespecting the korean culture....am i?

Ps. Love ur hair ♥♥♥

[dealuva]

omg i love this vid so funny..u look like and sound like "kimsamsoon" in the korean drama series my lovely samsoon..

[cherryapple2010]

imgesing b hisd bite hs dick

and f his a fuck his ass

[melisaunsoy]

bd= bang his dog?

fa= fuck him in the ass! :P

[Blue22394]

Missus Kim,

How did u get Mr Kim to like u in college?

Sexy lips and no clothes?? o_O

[MISTAFUKADA]

missus kim... you are so funny,

how do you get a good husband like you?

[UnderVanillaSkies]

What if your lips aren't sexy?

[miinouche36]

B his D= Bite his dick

F his A=Fuck his ass

[cookiepandacake]

b his d? f his a? wat does that mean??????

[maybeyourtheonexxx3]

My boyfriend and l have been going out for a while, he thought l was the innocent sweet girl, until he search my youtube page and saw my videos.... He stopped talking to me for a few days now. I try texting him but all he says is l've been too busy, but that can't be right... We always use to make "time" for ANYTHING!!!!

[Noebdy]

Who is the girl at 3:48

I need her username ._.

[tiffanienerine]

hahahah sexy lips and no clothes.. i see o___o

[GoatsnBumblebeez]

I told my friend to watch this vid and she txted: is that a girl? I said: no. She was all: this may sound weird, but he makes a pretty hot girl and she is straight!

[merdovsky01]

@GoatsnBumblebeez i thought the same as your friend ha :D

[rubyandrest]

Missus Kim: the guy I like thinks I am a stalker and won't reply to my texts or e-mails anymore. How can I get him to know I am so not a stalker?

[kiwigrlx3]

lol! i love ur kr ajjima look! it's so funny! hope u can make more of these kr ajjima vids

[gcho91]

Dear Missus Kim,

I am an 18 year old Korean girl, but every time I meet someone new they mistake me for a 12 year old middle schooler. and I can't even get a bf because guys would feel like they're dating a middle schooler. How do I look my age without taking my clothes off and where do I find a bf?

[SuperRoxyyy]

hahaha break his dick & fu*k his ass!!!! :P

[aZnSunshiinex3]

Dear missus Kim. sex hurts.

[sasobi0]

Dear missus Kim,

i got mad at my bf and broke up with him

how do i get back together

without

sexy lips

and with clothes on

[saga01b]

missus Kim, do you approve of any animal sex?

[chxdst]

more :D

[xxehmagodxx]

xD jungja? 왜 JUNGJA?

[crazykid3374]

lemme guess bite his dick or fuck his ass?

[rawrtini]

LOL, JKIM - this is my far my fucking fav video.

[CANDYxSATANG]

missus kim-- what do you think about cougars? ok for a woman to date younger men?

[melikeythat]

jkim is korean, so of course he is good at it?

[Audiomuse]

So good at doing the Korean accent hahahahha

[trentybeat]

I wanna see Jungja. please.

[jfkwifey]

lol missus kim videos are my fav

[japanime1234]

youre SO good at korean :D this is hilariouss

[eblekj]

i knew ur vids were good, but i officially LOVE them now.

PS: i got hungry for ramen watching this. :(

[badaura]

HAHA XD YESS!! Pouty Lips and NO CLOTHES!

[shunxlove]

hahahahahahhahaha...aigooooooo­o like a ahjuma..Lmao

[sharonluvzviolin]

hahaha u remind me of sitcoms kinda

[urHOTyup28]

Missus kim I gotta question... U a virgin?

[mathsexcuse]

@urHOTyup28 isn't she married? lol, unless you mean jkim

[kawaii905]

i've like this boy for 2 years we've been through so much he's dated alot of my friends and i've helped him thru experiences and he's helped me he's practically my brother...alot of my friends says he likes me>.> whatcan i do to find out

[ImotayExysa]

I LUVV those noodles.. haha

[lilchibifightergirl]

Ahjumma~ Teach me some korean plz ;]

[juneikazana]

I don't see me as attractive but my friends and others say I do. It's hard for me to find someone to date.

What's the best way to find a date?

[lcha1]

question: how did you meet professor kim? and What advice do you have for young couples?

[bktrinigurl]

Sexy lips and no clothes! Sexy lips and no clothes!

[inxubus]

this video is made of purified win. I think and know for a fact that it deserves millions of views.

[iiBiteHard]

Beat his dxck ?

&& Fxck his arse ?

[Checkingokop]

@iiBiteHard bake his d1k and Fuk his ass

[LovedThePaperPlaneSo]

"queef"

[realeza88]

holy shit! wow

this was strangely really funny

[dawdlex3]

jkim your korean english is awesome haha

[jessielaukang]

LOL i love your korean-english :D

[MorganAndInternet]

Are you korean? (Ahn-yong-has-eo! )

[ashleytisdale10001]

@jkimiyellow are you like trying be a korean (ah-jim-a)< korean word?

[chaeun]

it's ah-jum-ma

[litigants]

you're gay.

[PenchantPrincess]

I'm guessing B his D means Brandish his Dolphin.

And F his A means Fire his Aunt.

[ioveyouahaha]

아개웃겨ㅕㅕㅕㅕ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 한국사람같이 영어란다

[dmagic3770]

lmfao 'B' his 'D' or 'F' his 'A', i can tell what that is. Bite his D*ck or F*ck his A** lls too funny

[JessicaCalaway883]

@dmagic3770 ooooo i thought it was break his dick xD

[rockmyworld24]

I am also part yellow!! You remeind me alot of my grandma on my mothers side, yay mamy soup!! ^_^

[XtheprettyoddoneX]

hey gurl!

I GATTA QUESTION!!!

what should i do when some one looks at me with one of those wtf faces!?

[avraks]

Phone trick is ingenious xD

[playachick20o3]

AND!!! by the way do you enjoy wearing makeup:)

[playachick20o3]

Missus kim, i live with my mother and im now 18 and wanting to move to my own house, im her youngest daughter, but she wants me living with her still! what would u suggest

i say to her>??

[liketadied]

camera angle is so HE dont show HIS adams apple..... freakin fruit cake !

[hayleykimful]

딴거모르구 라면먹고싶다.

갑자기..컵라면- 고고고~

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[twinky339]

I cant tell but is this a boy or a girl lolxz. Seems like a man dressed uo as one.

[joeylondonxo]

I have a boyfriend that gets jealous when I talk to other guys or make new guy friends. He now has my password for Facebook and email, because he wants to know what other guys are saying to me, even though I think he's just checking if I'm cheating. I'm not unfaithful, but it gets annoying when he gets really insecure. What should I do?

[iBrendaaah]

ottokae, missus kim, sarang hae yo!

[moonlina]

sexy lips w/ no clothes ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 아놔 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 빵터졌삼 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ­ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 한국분 유튜브에서 영어로 비디오 올리는사람중에 님같이 웃긴사람 첨봐요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 아놔 ㅋㅋ 바로 subscribe 했어요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[TickleMeTikaa]

hey Missus Kim, i like this shy japanese boy people say he likes me too. i dont know what to do, do i ask him if he does?.. he doesnt speak english well haha. some of me friends like him also. i want to get him first!!

thnxx.

[ohbambybamby]

can you please show us how to make that towl hat thingy that u were wearing?

[hiltondoyletrio]

check out our video 'Hey God'

because we will give you ear sex

[FrostyTurtle]

Oh Wise and Powerful Missus Kim, how can I make someone fall in love with me using a Shin Cup? Also,

Your headdress looks like Princess Leia's hair! Neat!

[ElleEmLee]

Missus Kim reminds me of my aunt -- well, actually ALL of my aunts in one way or another. You are hilarious!

[MissSelenaGomazFame]

Dear missius

a gay person likes me e.o actually gay he humped another boy and they both go to the bathroom you never know what happens in there.... HOW DO I TELL HIM NO WITHOUT THE FHUKIGN POSSYS AROUND ...)_)

[BoisterouslyBoi]

I'm dating a messican but I'm not messican! What do I do?

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

Learn to spell Mexican!

[BoisterouslyBoi]

Messican

[joeylondonxo]

lmao

[Queenangel76]

hey missus kim i have a boyfriend and he loves me a lot and so do i but his we never go out because his parents never let him see me so should i break up with him or stay with him til the end of the world? please help!!!

[HYS1004]

I am in love with this gentlemen but I just cant get him to like me or ask me out!!\

Can you give me some tips to help me win him over?? Please dont say "noclothes, sexy lips"!! XD

제발 도와주세요!!!!

[seculopum]

fuck off from the face of the earth you fucktard, disgrace of koreans

[ToxicKissVideos]

how do I politley tell someone to gtfo......unfortunatly she doesn't have balls I can kick.

[justinbieberfan7892]

korean power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IhtXHua]

How do you get a guy to want to be in a relationship with you. When they say they are not ready for a relationship??

[StevieInMotion]

You can't !

[kibunjoujou]

안녕 to you, Miss Kim!

I'm almost 23 years old, and have never had a boyfriend in my life. I'm currently in love with a guy I met during my internship last year. Three problems stand in the way of me telling him how I feel about him. One, my lack of experience with men in general. Two, we live far apart from one another, and three, I am convinced that Chinese/Asian guys have no interest in dating White women. What do you suggest I do, oh wise Korean Goddess of Love?

감사합니다!

[lissajaye88]

ahahahaha!! i love it! i dont know how u keep a straight face or even get thru the whole thing!! i wuld crack up every 5 seconds!! good job!

[hedtoshi]

I am in love with a shy boy, and I have to make every step to show him that I'm interested in him. He is very nice to everyone so I really don't know what he's thinking. What should I do? I don't have the guts to tell him that I love him.

[XxRawrXitsXLilyxX]

Uhmm WHAT? A BAR OF FREAKIN SOAP IN YOUR WHAT NOW?! XD WOAH TMI

[seburon]

This girl so Funny :)

[blackisemoelmoisemo]

in a sauna ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[falalablah]

LOL.

[DiiJaeProductions]

Bite his d!ck and f**k his @ss? LOL

[musicdancesing97]

komaeyo for the funny advice! your hangul is just to cute! xD

anyway, i dated this guy for 5 days and he said he kinda likes me. i think he got forced to date me because im asian and he's asian too.we dont talk anymore and everyone is dissing on him just bc we broke up. do you think he still likes me or his just a gaywad who doesnt know what to do? XD lol hope u answer mine!

[LilAznGirlxDD]

LOL ! :D

[leJiNX]

I love this vid!!!! hahaha!!

[yujistars]

구수한 저 발음ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[annazpiggybear]

who's jungja?

[yujistars]

@annazpiggybear Jungja is just woman.

[theGreatMissJJ]

I'm not quite sure how to leave this comment without sounding stalkerish, but hell...

...you and I need to be best friends. Like...yesterday.

[Flapmatt]

the sexy lips, no clothes failed! Dx wat now!? xD

[LateWishKairi]

Sexy lips and no clothes <3 Luv your jokes and your advices are very helpful thanks! xD

[JoniiiJojo]

True, true.

That's good.

Good, good. :D

[kleinenekochan]

you are the best ! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!! ^W^

[kowifyme]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 개웃겨

you have an awesome sense of humor lol

[xBlazeerr]

is jungja a guy? are you cheating on mr kim?! XD

[punkgirl747]

anyo missus kim!!!! i am indian and i loved your handphone and cellphone part... i also call it handphone....not

ok my question is

i really LURVE this boy and he stares at me.. without x-ray eyes.. and i love that.. he sometimes talks tome for no reason.. he's like a popular guy... what do i do to get his attention... please don't let it be SEXY LIPS+ NO CLOTHES!!!!!!

thanks kim-sshi and good luck to your relationship with jungja-sshi!!!!!! byeee

[maha4187]

@punkgirl747 ok lol i messd up.... good luck with professor kim!!!!

[sweetbuns101]

HHHHaaaaaa. you sooo funny and soo oo good at acting... i'm a transexual and i'm not even as good as you are .. 5 stars !!!

[fallenandforgotton]

So how do I get a guy that likes my best friend to like me?

[MoniJudix3]

blow his dick or fuck his ass? n omg my question is what can you do if you have a boyfriend but you like his friend n he likes yuh bck?

[Gummify]

Do you know how to make a boyfriend?

[R4nd0mn33s]

Who's Jungja?

[neneluv09]

how do you know if someone likes you and not your body parts? or what to do ya know?

[linluvleewon]

HAHAHA JUSTIN KIM!!!!! i love you more and moreee!!!!!!! xD

[Chocoberrydeluxe]

LMBO....jkim STRIKES AGAIN! Awesome vid!......."Sexy Lips, NO clothes.....LMBO! XD

[Darkdemonoflite]

BITE HIS D*CK or FUCK HIS ASS!!! LMAO!

[mesohot33]

lmao sexy lips no clothes lol

[Shusagi]

What's the best way to get rid of somebody who's being a third wheel, if subtle hints just aren't working?

[blairerox]

bite his dick or fuck his ass?

[lklinh]

hahaha, you are awesome...thank you for making my day!

[ATFierce]

Justin, that was really fucking creative and thank you for using my freaking question!!!!

C=

Okay, so how do I stop being bitter toward my two friends who just started going out? I don't know if I can handle hanging around them and being a third wheel. I hate that shit. WHERE'S MY MAN?!!!!

[Established00Me]

Missus Kim how do you keep Pro. Kim off of you? My husband can't keep his hands off of me. It's nice sometimes and annoying other days.

[tmk2009videos]

missu kim unni i need help i like this guy but he likes someone else what do i do

[10jeom]

missu kim unni i have a question

my boyfriend doesn't talk with me and he ignored me should i break up or not?

[funkymonkey536]

lol luv ur vuds im korean 2!!!

[FlareEyes]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the laugh at 2min 07!!!!! XD

[charmboi3178]

Sexy lips and no clothes. LMAO.

[watercrymoon]

wow your really pretty with makeup! funny video!

[PEEP4Uchan]

you like CHINKO ? hahaha

[jclarke66]

Hey Missus Kim. I met a girl cyber. We exchanged #'s and decided to communicate to get to know each other better. We don't talk anymore..well they ignored me. I was developing a thing for her- though I didn't want to. Its decreasing but I've tried multiple times to contact her and be honest about the way I felt. After a while, I removed them from fb and myspace so I can get over them. I really can't cuz of the way it all ended. It bothers me. How can I frikin get over this girl? I'm desperate.

[redcorpse]

Missus Kim, you are so beautiful. Can you give a few of us ladies a few tips on how you stay so sexy for your man all the time?

[muimuiX]

lol, korean do that towel stuff on their heads

[petcila]

btw great advice with the old/new number thing hahahahaaa

[petcila]

haha o my gosh ~ Your make up and your accent are PERFECT !!

[TheWhitepeperidiot]

how do i get a manjina

[Hemulen40]

Huh ..better try rear sex .

[catokeeffe]

Mrs. Kim

Whenever I go to a Chinese restaurant, the hostess gives me the Chinese menu instead of the English one. They think I speak Chinese even though I'm from Vietnam and adopted (both my parents are Irish!).

My boyfriend saw one time, and now HE thinks I'm Chinese too. He keeps asking me to get him bootleg DVDs from Chinatown. How can I get him to stop?

I tried talking to him, but he says I'm just lying to protect my ancient Chinese secret.

[YOUNGJOOc]

lollllll woot ggi da !!!!

[LePrePoLiebe]

missus kim.....Saranghae^_^ LMFAO

youre my favorite Ajumma<3

[killNINAproductions]

bite his dick or fist his ass?! :D

[renobx2]

sexy lips. and no clothes. haha

[eacz12]

hahahahafunny as hell

[NefariousWTF]

Kick him in the balls. Kick kick pow! This video was the highlight of my year. Funniest video yet Jkim.

[melodynguyen12]

he cheeted on me so i kick in the ballz,should i do it again?he he(:

[luv4juicy5308]

hahahaha B his D and F his A.

you're genius missus kim

[MinjieLeeIsBeastly]

미서스 짐, 난 빅뱅의, 권지용, 지드래곤, 넌무 좋아해요. 난 어떡해 그런사람이랑 사기지요? 재발나 도아조요. ㅋㅋㅋ

[CamScreamsxx]

...this whole time throught the vid i stared at the noodle thingy u were eating *yum*

[AzarathHanyou]

Lol I get it, Bite his Dick or Fuck his Ass XD

[sugarbumpkin]

B his D and F his A. I'll keep that in mind. hahaha.

[MissAmyDinh]

I think I'm probably the only one that realized this. It doesn't say "PWNED" it says "PNWED". xD

Haha. Now Missus Kim is PWNED.

xD

[HandMadeSpider]

hilarious...

[Kyoungeun]

llooooool

sexy lipss

Noo clothes~

AHAHHA XD

[TheMirinaShow]

OMG!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

you're soo funny XD

& sooo säääxxiiii :D

[ohdangggg]

AIGOOO

your korean ahjumma acting is so good!!! ^____^

Haha you made me laugh so much

[bluegas]

I love the background music... LOL u are soo funny!