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  • I would sooo have 8 of your babies with that HOT accent ;D .... wait..

  • She sure does need to be investigated! Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? In San Diego with Octomom!! Just lift up her skirt. For all we know she could be hiding Bin and Hoffa.

  • I love your accent.

  • is oscar an alias  so his identity is protected ?

  • The Sponge Bob reference was clever.

  • The fact that she artificially inseminated for her pregnancy that bothers me. Its the fact she had the doctor implant SIX embryos every time she wanted to have a child. She did it just to be famous.

  • At least the woman who had 7 kids naturally had sex with a FACE!

  • dude, your accent is awesome!!!!!

  • People with they're multiple births.Now they have reduced women to DOGS giving birth to liters of kids.Shooting women with drugs that make us drop eggs faster than a egg laying hen.Like fish...NASTY B*&tches..The Doctor that fertilized Octo-Mom should lose his medical licence.He or she knew every well she was unmarried,a single mother of 6 children and unemployed.What a farce...

  • uhhh octogon is a shape

  • I agree. Octomom gives the term "octo" a bad name. Score one for Oscar the octopus. I guess we'll never know what she was thinking when she decided to carry eight more babies, then try to raise them on her own with her six older children, huh? Great video, dude!

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  • SICK ASS KOOL!

    ROCK DA COZ BA!

  • Just a tad fishy though...;)

  • lol awesome, loved your wording :D

  • I rate 5 Octopussies.

  • was amazing mate, love the effort

  • Nadya!!!

  • well you may love your life but your also a dumbass for fueling these fucktarded chain messages because how often do you turn on your tv and hear CNN say " In local news today another boy died a tragic death for not copy/pasteing a startling chain message, here is a pic of the message, now so your life will be spared by these deadly lettersm, make sure to copy/pate to 10 other videos, in short your a dumbass

  • Spam them

  • Lol nice video

    Love the accent :P

  • 5 chocolate brownies VS. 1 punch to the nuts...

    i vote for the 5 brownies :P

  • 5 pork pans

  • 5 leg biting water snakes

  • its a fucking stupid video

  • what did octo-ber have to say about octo-mom huh??

  • 5 strangely soothing swimming jellyfish.

  • Long live William Wallace. He's the daddy. =)

  • I'll rate it a few octogenarians, who are probably also disapproving members of the Octo-community!

  • rated 5 ironically original octo-characters

  • Five fishies! Mark Day is god!!

  • I Love this

    sverror!

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  • i like ur accent! i think u did a great job and i like the way u presented ur info!

  • I think this guy is a genious, he's the way to push buttons of our higher intelligence ( or its just mine ?) if one is open to tolerate his accent.

    Octo-x ,, Metaphor is cool .. gr8 attempt to inject humour thru these metaphors .. g luk Mark, Tx 4 sharing.

  • i think his accent ads to the hilarity

  • i like your video. :)

  • nice vid very funny

  • i want to pay attention but is acsent just keep hypnotizing me i love irish acsent

  • scottish accent

  • oh hahaha yeah.. i dont know the diffrence ^_^

  • groundskeeper willy's son.....one of a whole bunch!....LOL

  • i tottaly agree wit u

  • nah she didn't want 8 kids, she just wanted 6 more... and where did she get the money to have those implanted embryoes in the 1st place?

  • contraceptive sponge ... bob square pants. rotfl =D

  • Did she choose to have 8 children when she conceived them?

    No.

  • yeah you know you do have a point.

  • no, the ozzmaster doesn't. go read my reply to him/her after you read this.

  • yes. she knew the possibilities of how many kids she'd have when the doctor put that many embryos in her. she chose to keep them full term, knowing that a couple of them are gonna end up being special needs children....she's got three of them already. all her kids are "test tube babies". none of her 14 kids were the result of her and a man having sex....the way god intended pregnancy to happen.

  • The way God intended pregnancy to happen?

    It seems as if you are giving women who are unable to conceive children through sexual intercourse the cold shoulder.

  • this goddamn ad is anoying the fuck outta me

  • ffs my lad

  • good fake accent, hah!

  • what

  • With vertility treatments there should be a few more rules.

    I'm not kidding, It's outragious for a dr. to even allow this to a woman without a decent income.

  • great video, awesome insight! i give it eight premature, low income children out of ten!

  • I loved it Mark, keep up the good work!

  • stfu

  • hahah bet its 14 different dads ehhh?

  • Octo-mom made me lose my sex drive.

  • You should put music in all your videos!

  • Maybe her sperm was from my ex husband lol i wouldn't doubt it either lol.

  • great video yes the octo mom needs to be in prison for what she has done. She doesn't care about the kids not a single one only herself

  • he sounds kinda gay

  • To Cloud11223344:

    So you're saying Irish people are gay? You're so ignorant...

  • I'm not Irish, but I know some Irish people and my conclusion is:

    Irish people are F*CKIN AWESOME!

  • I am not Irish either but i can tell HE IS NOT IRISH, He is Scottish. Thats a very thick scottish accent.

  • thank you!!!

  • please tell me you didn't just say he's Irish....is it not insanely obvious that he's Scottish??

  • Sounds Irish to me. Similar accent to a family of Irish missionaries that came to my church.

  • dude my dad is from limerick ireland i have known him all my life i assure you, mark is FECKING SCOTTISH!!!!!!!

  • im scottish - thts a scottish accent (apart from when he said MOM and not MUM) I should know... i'm scottish :D - and bit irish :P

  • i know right i've only heard a scottish accent in movies and i can tell he's scottish

  • I wish everyone would wake up and have Kaiser and the Octomom investigated. Instead of silly videos! I think the sperm that was used for her was stolen and the man that she supposedly used his sperm is demanding a DNA Test which no one seems to want to do! Who knows who these kids father could be??? Maybe even some Movie Star Ha ha on the Public for being so stupid!!

  • whats really weird is she had embryos put in her so she could have that many children and all that and a charity was gonna give her money to help her out and she said no, all she wanted was a reality show and they said no to her

  • Tore I love your videos..I think it was a misunderstanding..you sent a e-mail ..crude.. I only meant it towards the Nadya situation..sorry..kiddo..no disrespect to you my friend

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  • r u scottsh??????????

  • are u seriously asking that

  • irish,,,,gay

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  • where is that place with the fish an stuff

  • Monterrey Bay Aquarium in California

  • I wonder if Oscar could properly operate the octobong all by himself...might need a helping hand for the light. Keep it coming Mark...nice thought for a playa sculpture eh?

  • too funny, and i lived in santa cruz for a long time, so nice to see the aquarium ;)

  • Octo-bong:

    "Hydra headed water pipe"

    Mark, check your facts. The Hydra had 9 heads, not 8. It did however have "a poisonous and virrulent breath", so I'll let you off that small, pedantic faux par.

    8 virrulent virgin moms-to-be violated by the sickly, slimy, love tentacles of Oscar the octopus.

    8

  • Numbers were never really my strong point......

  • this gets 8 octo-bongs out of 8. enough for 64 people to "train" at once! by the way, you didn't go to the aquarium just for this bit did you? or was it just a coincidence?

  • i lol'd

  • Oscar is sexy.

  • 8/8 years she hasn't had sex

    (well... you can't rate it 8 stars)

  • i love this guy

  • only an insane person would want to raise 8+ plus childrean alone!! *****

  • 8/8

    Cheers.... and way to stretch a video with awsome fish!

  • You failed to mention Octavious from Spiderman. lol. I give it 8 orange octagon orangutans originating from old oceanic octopus origami.

  • I'd rate this FIVE Humboldt Squid Spermatophores!!

  • I'm rather fond of the humboldt fog. but that's a cheese....

  • L A M E

  • I rate this Five Angry Ladies against selfish hording of children (especially when the economy is so bad and there are plenty of homeless children around the world (AND especially when you're a single mom and most likely will have to depend on the government to take these children to school)).

  • 5 too many babies, 8 stupid, lying, bible smacking, single lady offspring, 11 pickled jellyfish, 4 banana hammocks, and 1 irishman

  • best mix ever

  • And on the second day of christmas, what did yout true love give to you?

  • I rate this video 8 out of 8 unnecessarily fertilised eggs!

  • 7 octopus legs out of 8

  • 5 much needed mutant sperm eating barracuda

  • Hey Mark,

    I think your next video should be about the life of the screw on the yellow wall behind most of your videos. Is it a Phillips head, or the brilliant Canadian screw: a Robertson! Best damn screw invention. The USA building industry really should take heed! 

    I rate your video 5 too many babies!

  • Good question. It's a flat headed phillips screw. If you look back far enough you'll see that it was actually out of the wall for a long time when i was making more videos regularly. As i've been busy, i put it back in and when I' not making videos there's usually a picture hanging from it -- of nuns playing basketball...... I will have to look up the robertson screw....

  • 33,871,647

    thirty three million FIVE(Stars)hundred seventy one thousand six hundred and forty seven people in Califonia(rounded to the nearest number with a 5 in it)paying for the octo mom!

  • 4 Jelly belly fish

  • five alliterative alternate rating allotments.

  • Mark, were you in NY on the Subways at any time in the past few months?

  • i rate this video 8 out of 8 daddyless welfare children

  • and now she's looking at a home valued at 1.4 million dollars, dr. phil is trying to get his career back on track, she's getting a very expensive home with a pool, the pool has no fence around it.

  • Unfortunately, her uterus didn't fall out like the Andrew Dice Clay joke, so I'm sure that crazy woman will have more...

    I'm giving this 5 Octo-mom welfare checks...

  • 14 outta 14 unfortunate children

  • 8 outta 8 tentacles

  • 5 octo legs out of 5 octo legs

  • I give you 5 out of 5 contraceptive spongebob squarepants

  • LOL Octo-mom is a serious freak.

    Cutaways as opposed to jump-cuts? Did Mcgaffigan get to you Mark?!

  • Five Fertilized Family Figures out of Five

  • Hmmmm I just went to the Denver aquarium last Sunday.... and I went to the one in Montery about 10 years ago.. it's def the biggest and best I've seen. You seem to have gone "belly up" on this one... Something's fishy around here... yuk yuk yuk. : P She kinda reminds me of the Octo Man actually, supposed to be scary- but just ends up makin you sad...

  • Unfortuneatly I can only give you five out of eight octo-death moms

  • Five things having to do with starfish or something else!!

  • 5 snipits of aqueriums for you :)

    tho this vid did feel rather weird :S

    kinda mellow...

  • Yup, it was as much about "how do I feel about Final Cut Pro these days..." (i usually edit in iMovie so this was a bit of a project for the sake of it...)

  • 1 Utter Failure

  • 5 morning-after manta rays

  • When you wake up with a ,manta ray in your bed it's always a morning filled with regret....

  • lol right-on!

  • It was a new kind of editing format for you - snippets of remote location mixed in with stand up in front of the yellow wall. It's usually one or the other.

    In any event, I only gave it

    4 condoms lubricated with spermicidal jellyfish - and I'm surprised you didn't include that one yourself, what with all the footage of jellyfish you had.

    have a good one,

  • Good one.... I did not spend a lot of time writing this video (as a few people have obviously noticed....)

    Just playing around with Final Cut

  • 5 octo-bongs....that's a 40-bong

  • Don't forget to pour out some of that 40 for the homies who sleep with the fishes...

  • Sorry, didn't enjoy this one so much... it didn't really go anywhere, and it took a long time not getting there.

    I'd have enjoyed it a lot more as a straight-up "my day at the aquarium" video.

  • That's OK, it was "this video" or "no video" so i went with "this video...." And if i ever get round fto it. there's no end of "m y vacation in vietnam" footage coming eventually....

  • I rate this 5 overly swollen tummies!

  • dude I live there your awesome!!!!

  • you live *in* the aquarium?  sorry i was soo crowded on sunday it must have driven you crazy....

  • well not literally but I know that place good enough that I could probably live there. lol 831 represent!

  • wooo

    hooo

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  • I'd give you 40 stars, but I suppose 5 octo-stars will suffice.

  • 5 waterlogged contraceptive sponges.

  • Or, 5 out of 5 childrens character brand contraceptives

  • Helly Kitty for your .... erm... anyway.

  • 5 out of 5 shots to the nuts

    over and over....and over

  • Lovely footage of the underwater. Fine tune, too. 5 out of 5 hormones-that-go-bump-in-the-o­ctagon

  • 5 adventurous aquatic advice acquisitions out of 5. Loved the aquarium footage.

  • fertility fiascos

    Bwahahahahaaa...

    5/5 fertility fiascos to you, m8.

  • 5 freaky jelly fish out of 5 freaky jelly fish