Batman advises Hawkgirl

[akonil21]

haha JUDAS PRIEST!

[MegaStarlight101]

what episode is this?! I wanna see it!!!

[milkwetcookies]

I thought she was naked first.

[poptilludrop200]

WHAT EP IS THIS!? I MUST KNOW

[alanwu1234]

Batman is a cock block

[SonLenin]

Hehe Hawkgirl did not give a shit about batmans advice LOL!

[Xdeath007X]

Le troll Hawkgirl- 0:13- PROBLEM?

[GreenKitsuneTheOG]

Oh Hawkgirl, don't you know? Batman doesn't trust anyone. Except maybe Alfred.

[Willpower1409]

Grr...I really do not like the walking animation for Hawkgirl as she leaves Batman and GL, makes her look... ploddy. 

[calleyne90]

@Willpower1409 What does that mean?

[Willpower1409]

@calleyne90 I suppose I wasn't too clear. I just meant Hawkgirl looks like she is stomping the floor as she walks and it just looks wrong to me.

[calleyne90]

@Willpower1409 Since she has a temper, she probably was.

[DekaStrike]

don't wait up! I guess everything is on the menu tonight.

[singhisking853]

John: HE WANTS MY HAWK!

[2wingo]

"Judas Priest" is a commonly used minced oath for when people don't want to say "Jesus Christ."

[Scionofgreyhaven]

those wings must be able to do some freaky shit, must be a pain in the ass to put on clothes though.

[jmrjono]

Problem!?

[batwwekamenriderman3]

LOL. Hawkgirl in flirty moment with Lantern

Batman interrupts: "Glad I caught you before you did something stupid!"

Hawkgirl: "...excuse me?!"

[TheAnimesongster3]

Hawkgirl saying that there is no aliens.....she never looked at the mirror huh?

[AeolosSakya]

@TheAnimesongster3 Hello, sarcasm? Do you know it?

[TactKage]

Anyone else wondering where she planning on hiding that blade? :D

[ssbmfan22]

0:32 Batman you old cock blocker. :D

[batman3456]

I find it funny how Batman would rather spend time in GL's and HG's love drama instead of admitting his feelings for Diana,

[NegaZxyz]

Batman:he's a stalker

Carter Hall floating outside the watchtower window:NO I'M NOT!

[emilywashere96]

So much for hiding her secret identity. I mean the wings are a dead give away haha

[Byanese]

Those tights must be fucking tight if they can conceal Lantern's massive erection.

[kujiisz]

lol this scene is full of wins

[Foxstab]

1:43 Ace Ventura!?

[HeartOfPureDarkness]

Green Lantern's voice almost sounds like an Elvis impression...or Johnny Bravo: in particualr his response to her dress: 'JUDAS PRIEST!'

[Foxstab]

@HeartOfPureDarkness One of the best bands ever!

[omgwtfbbq34]

Shiera, I wanted to... IRON MAIDEN

[TheSeyerDivad]

What episode is this????



[DarkGriffin070]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS?

[Montesama314]

In a perfect world:

HG: "Problem?"

GL: "Hell yeah, there's a problem. I can't find the emergency stop button for this elevator... and you're still wearing clothes."

[Montesama314]

Where is she gonna hide that dagger?

[madaraXakatsuki]

0:11 i thought she was naked XD

[KanianProductions]

Batman is the Universes biggest cock-block, even against himself.

[elfafire7]

why the heck do they have a random dagger lying around? I mean, half these people have anger issues!

[ironicRON]

i mean batblocked

[ironicRON]

cockblocked

[lilCork100]

When ever batman talks i don't think he has ever said um

[underwater1997]

Batman:There's more. Remember that pair of panties that you lost, that was him too.

Hawkgirl:O_O

[calleyne90]

Nappa: you can give me your number Hawkgirl!

Vegeta: Nappa!!!

Nappa: Vegeta?

Vegeta: Nappa, knock it off!!!

Nappa: Knock what off?

Vegeta: Stop fooling around with this bird woman and get back to the task at hand!

Shayera: Birdwoman? I may be an alien of this world, but I have an actual name!

Vegeta: We are aliens too, whats your point?

[Invincnerd]

Bats doesn't trust anyone. How long does it take for Birdbrains to figure that out? xD

[Shogun1982]

So, Batman warns her that the dude might be a stalker and have ulterior motives. And, this equals not trusting her, how????? Ya try to help some people! Man alive!!!

[posidenssea]

@Shogun1982 that is exactly what i thought the second she said that stupid line about trust! What does trust have to do with stalkers? Ugh! i hate it when my favorite heroes are being stupid!

[thecoolguy010]

My new catchphrase of extreme exclamation: "JUDAS PRIEST?!"

[erickallen93]

0:50 BEST FACE EVER

[Turok676]

of course batman dont trust you lol

[narutoopen1]

wow

[viktoryking]

i just realized how small batman's face is and how giant his chin is.

[Thepopcornator]

So, even superheroes aren't safe from the threat of cyberstalking.

[chink709]

what episode is this?



[DevineAvenger]

@chink709 shadow of the hawk

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Hey wait. Why is Batman watching all those videos of Hawkgirl and Carter Hol? And who took all those videos?

[katiekat05211]

wat episode is this?

[DeathDealer1997]

1 is happenstance

2 is coincidence

3 is enemy activity

[DeathDealer1997]

Don't take it personally, Batman doesn't trust anyone

[Werdxp]

Batman doesn't give TWO BATSHITS about the status of Hawkgirl's horyness and Green Latern's boner

[H0MIE18]

Aliens ? Then he must be a lunatic because we all know there's no life on other planets :))

[WolverineLovesMe]

Someone should let Hawkgirl know when the BATMAN gives you advice, you LISTEN. No questions asked.

[stompmod33]

JUDAS PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mikethe4th]

I love the cartoon batman

[calleyne90]

Shayera: Do I tell you who to date?

Batman: I don't did idiot!

[Markis2bi4]

0:59 - 1:04 - Says the woman with bird wings who's people almost conquered Earth a year back.

[PenultimateBadass]

@Markis2bi4 I think you need to recalibrate your sarcasm detector.

[Markis2bi4]

@PenultimateBadass I'm sorry; you must have miss-detected me for some one who cares.

[SuperMario1611]

@Markis2bi4 Thats the joke.

[CountArtha]

All right, someone's got to say it. Batman spends WAY too much time on the Web.

[Vilemk0]

Green Lantern should be thankful considering he is wearing a skin suit.

[lederping]

JUDAS PRIEST. <3 xD

[battenfelder]

@lederping problem?

[SRStrollisSRS]

"problem?"  *trollface*

[raccoonsaregay]

JUDAS PRIEST!

[hasthen19]

How did she get her wings??

[TheRobMargolin]

PLEASE type in GREEN LANTERN THE ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY it is the true story of how GEORGE LUCAS sent off duty CIA agents to threaten my Mother with guns please check it out thanks is it Batman or GL she wants

[silifein]

0:12

Trollface

[Korbie13]

The computer stuff Batman was talking about sounded surprisingly accurate.

I'm impressed that a "kid's" show would get something that most movies wouldn't.

[Robinhokage]

" There is no life on another planet." What about you hawkgirl.

[roansythen]

@Robinhokage She was being sarcastic you moron.

[Stellerman7]

@Robinhokage she was being sarcastic.

[zenos02]

JUDDAS PRIEST!!!!

[0peppers]

Problem? Lol Shiera is such a troll.

[berserkchip]

Did..... Did..... Did batman just use the word "flaming" in the proper internet term?

[anubis9109]

Green Latern: Bats I just have one question. How did you get those camera angles?

[hovsep56]

0:12 problem officer XD

[megabrowser17]

Problem?

[newcollector]

Geez, what is she? 16?

[thebatmanbadass30000]

she just quoted Batman Mask of The Phantasm! lol

[doombybbr]

he actually doesn't trust that guy.... well she is going alone...

[Hematite1000]

Someone PLEASE edit a Trollface on Hawkgirl when she says "Problem?"

[dougd1015]

Hawkgirl=ocassional bitch

[MarsellusWallace]

Convenient leg placement at about 1:53

[kingkro2]

what episode is this?

[volt792000]

@kingkro2 "shadow of the hawk" season 3 episode28

[ThousanWhite]

Batman went all geeky in this episode for a second there...

[Heemsah1]

Green Lantern acknowledged one of the greatest Heavy Metal bands ever. He now has my respect.

[darkknightfeeling]

Hawkgirl likes that black meat lol

[Andragorans]

The wings are detachable, stop asking how she puts her clothes on.

[daftrok]

Hawkgirl thoughts: Can't he tell I need to get my swerve on?

Green Lantern thoughts: This nigga be mad cockblocking...

Batman thoughts: I'm Batman.

[calleyne90]

@daftrok Batman: I own ya bitches!

Vegeta: Over 9000, oh, wrong show.

[HappyHappyChannel]

@daftrok haha "I'm Batman"

[edgbarrowwight]

@daftrok superman's thoughts: I know you are

[25supernaturalfreak]

What episode is this clip from?

[Kenny3821]

0:42 GL is all like,"don't cock block me,Bats"

[DoubleAgent244]

2:15

[bleeduntildeath]

sexual harrassment...BREAKIN THE LAW! BREAKIN THE LAW!

[bludluva]

JUDAS PRIEST!! lmao way to keep ur cool lantern

[roninshinobi]

I'm pretty sure John's "talk" would have been a fist construct into Carter's face the moment he opened the door.

[LeDerpaHerp]

Batman: Moment Killer. 

[Kavewolf1989]

"dang, lock him up!"

[huntyourmama]

Ironic that Judas Priest sounds a lot like Jesus Christ and of course Batman says. "Glad I caught you before you did something stupid." Ooooooh yeah you know what he meant.

[MrEdwar248]

Problem? Come at me bro

[InstantK0ed]

Problem, lantern officer?

[geeoooo]

Did anyone hear the Law and Order dongs after Batman said, "He's a stalker." ???

[runemaster123654]

@geeoooo nope?

[OnyxLeo]

PROBLEM OFFICER? ;D

[johnbanks707]

Hawkgirl: "There is no life on other planets"

No life on other planets? Have you seen what you are Hawkgirl? And hello Darkseid, your people, the Green Lanterns, and the Martain Manhunter. They are aliens. Why would she think there is no life on other planets? Someone explain please.

[TheBigBluePixel]

@johnbanks707 Sarcasm, of course. She was just being ironic. You can hear that in the tone of her voice.

[lvp20]

@johnbanks707 SARCASM. she was just being Ironic.

[Kirdex90]

@johnbanks707 She was using sarcasm...and if you're using sarcasm please remember that it doesn't show when written.

[metaXzero]

@johnbanks707

How do so many people like you not get Hawkgirl's sarcasm?

[regishel]

what episode is this?

[tyefr78]

what episode???

[rickames]

She's far prettier than Wonder Woman!

[calleyne90]

@rickames And thats with the mask on too!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Doing something stupid? Fuck monogamy. Its an overrated concept dating back to the days of barbarians. A powerful man wanted to be absolutely sure that the potential warrior(and resulting pride) the woman had was his. Due to this, monogamy is obsolete, leaving no reason to obey it.

[RobinHood3000]

@Blasted2Oblivion Actually, "barbarian" was originally used by the monogamous Greeks to refer to the polygamous Persians, the opposite of what you claim. Moreover, in the absence of a difference in male/female populations like the modern West, monogamy is actually encouraged.

I'm not arguing against lifestyles alternative to monogamy, I just wanted to point out that anthropologically speaking, monogamy and non-monogamy are about equally valid. And equally irrelevant to JLU.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@RobinHood3000 Wow. I really need to do my research better. As for your "equally valid" thing, I suppose that is true and, as an added bonus, your phrasing "anthropologically speaking" sounds a lot like Dr. Brennan from Bones. Kudos.

[RobinHood3000]

@Blasted2Oblivion Haha, I should tell my sister you said that I sounded like Bones, she'd be so proud. If you want to read more on monogamy historically, Google Walter Scheidel's papers on monogamy. If the Internet is to believed, he seems to be an authority on the subject.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@RobinHood3000 lol I like that. "If the internet is to be believed..."

[masterbigfoot]

come on batman don't cock block that not cool

[banan14kab]

Wait how does Hawkman have wings if he's not Thanagarian? Are they metal or something? Also wow at John. "Judas Priest!!" (Should'a stayed wid dat bitch ;D)

[Apollomasque]

Don't take it too hard Shei'ra, he's Batman. Batman doesn't trust anyone.

[Hematite1000]

How does she put a dress on over her wings?

[shadman118]

@Hematite1000 VEEEERRRY Carefully.

[DecepticonTroops]

@Hematite1000 I always wondered how she put any clothes over her wings.

[loloutloud874]

@Hematite1000 its probably a zip up dress, and they didnt care to show us the zipper:P

[fantasticmoose]

@Hematite1000

Secrets of the trade.

[JediMasterLego]

@Hematite1000 exactly.

[ndyt]

@Hematite1000, easy, backless.

[swifti1001]

@Hematite1000 It's fiction, get over it.

[ratonL]

Lol, the Lantern's jealous...

[ArsArma]

@ratonL "Problem?"

[ratonL]

@ArsArma ¿Huh? No, it's just funny to see people jealous... hopefully for the noble reasons though. 'It lets them know they care.' :)

[ArsArma]

@ratonL I was quoting Hawkgirl ;P

[theXtreme1man]

0:59 "*jon walks in*

jon: so thats how it is now?

[RaidonSama]

Did that bitch interrupt Batman? I can see where this episode went after this.

[calleyne90]

@RaidonSama Are you calling Shayera a bitch? She is no bitch.

[RaidonSama]

@calleyne90 Only messin' around.

But only bitches interrupt BATMAN!!!

[calleyne90]

@RaidonSama True.

[GRANDPA1a]

anybody else think that that guy kinda looks like bruce campbell?

[Teleisawesome]

Lol, oh Batman, you're such an asshole!

[MrNinjafreak]

Green lanter sounds like Sig from Jak2

[misfitbellylover]

@MrNinjafreak That's because Phil LaMarr does a LOT of voice acting work.

[WebVManReturns]

Hawkgirl in a dress? Whoa! But imagine her in a Victoria Secret commercial.

[Reaperluver]

"Shayera, I wanted to-- JUDAS PRIEST!!!"

ROFLMMFAO! XD

[Volts48]

@Reaperluver that's the same reaction the guy at AT&T had when he saw how much information my iPhone had been using over the course of a single year.

[Reaperluver]

@Volts48

LOL! XD

[Cleric775]

01:25

Well.... who WOULDN'T stalk Hawkgirl....?

[Pauline1193]

in what episode is she fighting in the snow ?

[calleyne90]

@Pauline1193 That is not an episode.

[GetsugaMehameha]

Green Lantern wants to tap that!

[Xiphos798]

PRIIIIIEEEEST

[thepropmonkey]

How do Batman's cameras see things from all those different angles?

[MrMetallicaforlife]

did lantern say "Judas Priest"...???

[redblackroses23]

Just thinking...car and house insurance in these cities must be expensive....

[ProfitOfTheWhirred]

Troll girl says Problem?

[masterkiller49]

JUDAS PRIEST!!!!!!

[mastersword12345]

Who was superman fighting against ?

@mastersword12345 Imperiex (or a small extension of Imperiex's will depending on your viewpoint)