The Real Mortal Kombat

[DarkAssassin345447]

lol I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

[shad0wMata]

"I slept with your mom again.....it was HOT" LOL!!!!! I see what u did there. Both literally AND figuratively lol.

[TheOmegasquad3]

I think these guys should add smoke noob reptile and ermac

[Slayerkid16]

penis wrinkle never gets old xD

[BigWarriorDaigo]

AAAAAAHHH 3:45

[Miamiz24]

well i'm not worried at all x)

[yogini1988]

2:04 I know right?

[GaurdianofMetal]

Scorpion-Crazy,strong,funny,an­d AWESOME!!!!

[scorpion60480]

3:21-3:48

[TheSeren187]

wise man 1once say man who stick dick in peanut butter be crazy

[TreystaFXATARIEN]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!

[gruesometuesome01]

i calleng 43 people to mortal kombat

[BlueFox2608]

@gruesometuesome01 More like 46. lol

[patrickriley360]

thumbs up if your watching this to start 2012!

[fayella100]

FUCKER!

[27bigwormy]

Haha penis wrinkle

[dkb201998]

Did you use MS Paint

[iiSimsy]

thumbs up if you were eating/drinking this and it was so funny funny, you spit it out/almost chocked!

[Numonkei]

@iiSimsy I laughed none. I'm turning off my computer now.

[ShmalPeople]

PENIS WRINKLE!



[BlackshotX]

lol scorpion is my fourth fav mk character

[ilovelvis57]

3:18 hello ?

HELLO? FUC***

[Mr1spooky4]

I challenge you to mortal kombat !!

[lightninglj]

I CHALLENGE 38 PEOPLE TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

[kallamigbond007]

Song?



[leejohnny666]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

[crnlsnts]

I CHALLENGE YOU IN MORTAL KOMBAT!

[shadow123474]

Gratz so what have you learn?

Give me my money...I Challange you to mortal combat !

[goflamespaul]

MEOW

[rambo280863]

223,223 views ?

[impinkiee2]

sub zero looks like hes emo

[Tlody08]

Y sub zero looks gray

[jasonmanny1]

boo...

[DJDIDDLEZ0]

YOU HEARD ME PENIS WRINKLE

[lokin2024]

Nice

[LIVEFOREVERproductio]

this is soooooooooo funny

[eck1997rock]

stupid retarded video



[TYLONSMASH]

@eck1997rock No, your a stupid retarded kid for watching this. Go grow some balls mate

[eck1997rock]

@TYLONSMASH i allready have balls because in anyother way your mom woud be yelling at you at this moment... so go and grow some brains!

[TheTehme]

gimme my f**king money *gives money* i challenge u to mortal combat

[XScorpio34]

''I slept with your mom Scorpion'' Scorpions mom is dead

[LeagueofLegendsisfun]

anyone else notice the porn in the background at the store?

[PS3RyanPlanB]

@LeagueofLegendsisfun ur mom put you naked in it with a gay person

[LeagueofLegendsisfun]

@PS3RyanPlanB :/ your mean \:

[661nunez]

can someone try to make a video of subzero, scorpion, smoke, noob, and reptile fighting over 1 thing ( pizza slice,doughnut,chocolate bar......etc..) then send me the video.thanks

[ShadowxofxDesolation]

@661nunez No.

[jbwell24]

Radien: "So what Lesson did you learn?"

Scorpion: "Give me my fucking money"

Raiden:*gives money*

Scorpion: "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!"

[LaloAndTacos14]

i challenge you to mortal kombat penis wrinkle



[santinowilliams44]

when i was 5 i lmaf

[RIPPEDFILMS]

jew???



[TheBig5duelteam]

"Did you ask scorpion and now he's challenging you to mortal Kombat?"

"Yeah"

[subzero23164]

subzero:yousuck. squrpion:i chalenge you to l sub zero:ha you cant say it can you i sleep with your mother and i sleep with your too man i just got on top of her and squrpion:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

[jennische4208]

first he has to GET OVER HERE!!!

[Rlakhani00]

This isn't funny.

[blackout4491]

raiden: so what have you learned ?

scorpion: give me my fucking money

*raiden gives scorpion money*

scorpion: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

lol best ending ever!

[Samuka454]

Hey scorpion, i have a whole new list of insults for ya.. Ahem..

If i had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, i have one dollar.

You're stupid, you smell bad

Just two, more, minutes

I slept with your mother, again , and that was hard, and that's why your mother sold you at birth, *gets punched*

You did it scorpion, im impressed :D so what have you learned??

.. Gimme my fucking money . * takes money * .. I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

[shizuka139]

This is what happens behind the scenes when they're not fighting...xD

[shadic81]

thumbs up if you saw porn by the magazins!

[liljudge89am]

i challenge you to mortal kombat

[liljudge89am]

now you have to understand one thing about scorpion hes fucking crazy

[herosknight1952]

give me my money....(takes) I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT

[XxShadowheadshotxX]

give me my fucking money

ok

I CHALLEGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

xD

[legend0fr0ck]

can i know the original cuz i have a request....

they should make shnag stung be addicted to saying your ______ is mine ..../

[parisraccon]

they never even give money

[JoaninhaHD]

Scorpion: "I challenge you to a Mortal Kombat!"

[10132061]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!!!!!! I LOVE THIS VID

[Splish56]

He just touched his hand he didnt give him any money lol!

[BloodWolf7290]

@Splish56 in the beginning it doesnt show money either. so i think they just didnt draw money. cuz if he didnt give the money im pretty sure theyd show it.

[GillianGerardSingh]

LOLZ Raiden sweared

[FrontFINLAND]

Scorpion drinks coffee: AH! THIS IS TOO COLD! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

[MrJakecollins]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

[nandee1fuery]

Dude. He didn't even scan the items, how'd he know it was 47.50?

[mrgreatninja]

what happened to finish him at 0:49

[mrReiko91]

27 persons where fight with scorpion and scorpion wins

[raidenrayden1212]

@ 00:18 fist bump!

[ZeroBlind181]

Ahh I remember watching this in middle school

[babyrosetina]

Give me the fucking money!... I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

[Dalboys2k10]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[timoboll777]

@Dalboys2k10 yes cos of the new Mortal Kombat :D

[welcomenygiantsfans]

@Dalboys2k10 Thumbwhore!



[BBMposa]

@Dalboys2k10 clearly if they see ur comment they are watching it in 2011

[xXxXxDeathWishxXxXx]

@Dalboys2k10 Omg fuck yes.

[smsjgoku]

@Dalboys2k10 sorry im watching it in 2051

[L3XT4S1]

No Im Watching This In 1200 B.C Dumbass

[matxloco]

@Dalboys2k10 no dunmb ass i'm watching it in 1969

[chiyuubi]

@Dalboys2k10 Fuck that. 2012

[CloakNStab]

27 people couldn't get back up for Round 2...

[MrBoobaloo1]

thumbs up if you played 24 over

[MrBoobaloo1]

thumbs up if you played 28 over

[Aztecwolfman]

Genius!

[flyby501]

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[TheArbiterism]

Scropion: I challenge u 2 mortal komba....

Sub-Zero:Ah Ah ah, u cant say it.. Im gonna mug this thing 4 all its worth. I slept with ur mother last night.. And she was bad.. And ur sister, man i just got on top of her and..

*Scropion runs off* AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kombatkilla32]

i challenge u to mortal kombat

[Mexikoolz71]

meow

[6836644abc]

"have you learned anything?"

"give me my Fuckin money"

*raiden hands scorpion $50*

"great now, CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOBAT!"

XD :D wtf lol

[ILoveFlaky1]

@6836644abc :D He could not hold out and loves to say it >:3

[Phantasma91]

"give me my fucking money" lol

[BigB00tyInc76]

3:08

Scorpion: Help Line? I think i'm going crazy! Its been a whole 5 minutes I haven't challenge no one in Mortal Kombat, and I think i'm going to explode! .....hello? .....hello?? *tosses the phone* FUCKER!!

[ILoveFlaky1]

Awesome! Scorpion Pwns!

Scorpion: I challenge you to......

Sub-zero Hah! you cant say it huh? XD

[KogashiwaKai]

shit i remember this from newgrounds..

[thehumanbirdie]

"Man Lighten up" lmao

[gdhollow]

lmao "i dont think he's getting up" lol

[spaceorbison]

ill kill that bastard lololol lmfao

[saloontamoon]

if I had a dollar for every brain sub zero didn't have i've had -1 dollar

[OMGitsDSypl]

tbh subzero wouldnt have lost if he didnt interupt and say "ha! cant say it" when hes saying it. same with raiden. smartasses

[alwaleed17]

I challenge you to mortal kombat

[ngilford1]

the awkward part is that subzero killed scorpion's whole family

[zhazha23]

@ngilford1 No he didn't.

[PortuguesBalla]

LMFAO give me my fucking money

[crnlsnts]

23 people have been called peniswrinkle

[CloakNStab]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart

[patria80]

"I challenge you to mortal kombat"

MEOW!!!

[poopyscoopyman]

23 people didn't make it to Round 2

[Roserade100]

" And you get to kick people's asses and that's always cool."

I lol'd

Sounds like something I would saw\y...X3

[Samuka454]

Blue magazine : PORN

[xboxdiego568]

spake spanish



[ThePredatordark]

What did you learned ?

Give me my fucking money! :D

[MrMariofan908]

i feel sorry 4 scorpion! not having 2 challenge for a whole day! Sub-zero took advantage of him and liu kang made him confused! thanks a lot Raiden

[fgt73]

Hello? HELLO? Fucker!

[TheSilentOne50]

You gotta understand something about Scorpion... he's fucking crazy.

[Pappi1901]

Lmao XD dammit scorpion

[sephiroth900000]

hello? HELLO? FUCKER!

[TheMortalWorld]

i can hear the mic XD but anyway its AWSOME!

[DeathscytheH3II]

these shits are funny

[hollywoodstar4evr]

Scorpion.....so many laughs!!

[Hakuru15]

no one fucks with scorpions

[MrMorningWood420]

" You heard me peniswrinkle "  XD

[StrawBeriLuv95]

" wonder where the cops are when this is going on.." lol :D

[Cool2345Guy]

did anybody noticed the word PORN in the store?

[ScorpionGirl707]

Lol scorp is so me!!

[gonzalez108]

i slept with your mother and she was bad

[AgentZombieMan]

3:36 and 4:55 aren't they brothers? =/

[Sgtkillbot]

@AgentZombieMan no just two oppsoing enemies that were at war with eachother

[TomoeNageX]

@AgentZombieMan No, Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot (Original Sub-Zero) are brothers.

[tboss2447]

sub zero looks like a corpse

[Mk97709]

@tboss2447 Naw. They're just two guys with the same character design. It was also used for Reptile, Ermac, I\I00I3 5/-\1I30T (that's leet-speak for Noob Saibot), Smoke, and Rain.

[sangrentocousin]

really ma friend

[inoxdeidara666]

I CALLENDE YOU TWO MORTAL KOMBAT PENIS WRINKLE!.

[Returnof666]

Nicholasbaca911 They are bitter enemies however sub Zero and Noob Saibot or as he is now reffered to as just Noob (since tobias stopped working on the games) are brothers...not trying to one up u or nothing just thought I'd point that out and give the ppl that arent as hardcore some more background info.

[nepomusik]

Give me my fucking money.

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I CHALLENGE U 2 MORTAL KOMBAT!

[27HyperJosh49]

you did it scorpian! im impressed, so what did you learn? GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

[TheFaisalano]

We need more of this....lol

[Ryry446]

its been a whole five minutes and i havent chalenged anybody to mortal kombat and i think im going to explode hello HELLO?! FUCKER! XD omg this video is soooooooooooooooooo funny

[hankm133]

why does scorpion blink? hes already dead

[NamcoCapcomFan5199]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

Meow.

[uberhaxor69]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT......MEOW XD

[newyy1]

I'LL KILL THAT BASTARD!!!

[rojiro01]

give me facking money...

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

[MrEmeraldking]

round 2........round 2 i dont think he's getting up

[JETWAVE000]

looks like 19 people are street fighter fans

[JustinTotino]

"I don't think he's getting up."

"Give me my fucking money."

LMAO

[ChromeGhost0219]

I remember watching this years ago yep good times

btw when penis wrinkle said "thatll be 47.50 sir" dramatic music from another video I was watching played lol

[HinataXLovesXSasuke]

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!! XD THIS IS GOING IN MY FAVORITES!!!!!!

[605mig]

and u get to kick pplz asses thats cool

AND 19 PPL I CHALLANGE U TO MORTAL KOMBAT

[605mig]

and u get to kick pplz asses thats cool

[Prestatron10]

Give me my ****ing money. I CHALENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMABT!!!!

[Prestatron10]

I CHALENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!!! meow LOL

[brawler250C]

i dont think hes getting up

[mrAssassinscreed23]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!

[dbzgt4life]

I challenge you to mortal kombat!

[Parqueiininja]

Scorpion:It feels like I lost a part of me, and-

Sub-zero:Yeah yeah yeah, what ever. You suck.

Scorpion:......WHAT?!!

[AgentZombieMan]

Raiden: How's the bet going

Scorpian: f***. umm, not bad. I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

Raiden: Good, because Sub-Zero's spray painting "Scorpian Sucks" all over your room.

Scorpian: I'll kill that basturd!

[MsWellers]

its like sub-zero goes trough puberty

[ShinDenjin]

19 people got their asses handed to them by Scorpion...

[m776revenant]

"you're in peak condition. you'll kick my ass!"

"Oh, i'm not worried at all." lol gotta love scorpion.

[serbmafioso3]

i challenge you to mortal combat *meow*

[PureMetalDrummer]

*SLAP**SMACK*

Scorpion wins

Round 2.........Round 2

Scorpion: i dont hes think getting up

lulz

[thatfallout3guy]

2:28 Holy crap Jade!

[monsterberry27]

scorpion is the best yeah you heard me penis wrinkels

[Scorpion2670]

raiden: hey how's the bet going

scorpion:fuck

scorpion: um not bad i think im getting the hang of it now

raiden: aw good because sub-zero's painting scorpion sucks all over your room

scorpion: i'll kill the bastard!

[tboss2447]

why arent you testing might thats it i chalenge you to mortal kombat

[TruHq]

What the Fuck? :D

[ReikoX7]

hahahah :D Give me my fucking money. I challenge you for Mortal kombat!!!! :D hah shit crazy D:

[taimak123]

@ReikoX7 apparently he learned nothing

[ReikoX7]

@taimak123 no he learned something and it is when he has bet to not chalenge for mortal kombat, all he has to do is just beat the guy to death without saying something :D

[taimak123]

@ReikoX7 well now he knows, and knowing is half the battle

GEE I JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!

[EatGanon]

who saw the porn magazine?