MacBook Pro 2.4 Ghz Penryn Processor

[1androo2]

hahahah. i know this kid.

[spike1990ca]

dude i just watched this vid again....sad face and it still sounds like ur crying in the begininng

[simonalamona345]

rhis must be a MAC ad

[MadDogMeh]

"Ohh, Oh jezzez, Oh its better then.. on the videos... OHh"

[elad188]

is he jizzing wtf hes like having an orgasm

oh jeez oh jeez oooooooooohhhhhhh jeeeeeeezz

[numbernineinc]

i dont understand how sex relates to MacBook pro

[jemelpeters]

Gotta love that reaction lol

[jemelpeters]

Gotta love that reaction lol

[PaddyMacNasty]

I'll have what he's having.

[Coopz420]

Are you shitting me? are you that much of a apple fanboy? i had to turn it down coz my work mates thought i was watching porn! come on man, there's a thing girls have between their legs and it's called pussy! go get some, then come home and realise your Mac is just a friggin computer.

Never getting any pussy FAIL!

[FishFeeler]

Ohh yeah.. orgasm

[Dragon2sword]

LOLJIZZ

[austinareasshole]

oh jeez .. oh jeez ..

[napturaldiva904]

orgasm much? lmao

[Darryld1]

"ohhh the power supply....amazing!" Geeeeeekkk!!! (that's not a compliment)

[truckwheel]

are you haveing sex

[landork15]

r u having an orgasm

[Rcow58]

aahh geez ahhh r u jizzing in ur pants?

[toberichmoe]

''ah geez ahhhh'' lol you are a true geek

[pisanghangus]

hey...the new model just came out months later...how do you feel ?

[nathanielbmagrath]

New models come out every year or so... you need to put it into perspective here

[jemelpeters]

lol this guy sounds like he is having a 'special' moment

[JPhillippeMusic]

he is..you don't get to have a new macbook to often.

[oOTheAlchemistOo]

That joke totally went over your head.

[JPhillippeMusic]

I don't get it, I suck at these type of jokes...what does he mean by "special moment' is it something perverted, fill me in!.

[oOTheAlchemistOo]

By "special moment" he meant it sounds like he is jacking off or in scientific terms masturbating lol.

[JPhillippeMusic]

omg you guys are so mean...but funny..a little late her but I appreciate the humor.

[oOTheAlchemistOo]

no prob lol.

[superbestestwestest]

uhhhhhh are u gonna be okay lol?

[Fizzo0]

8 Months after you bought that the new MacBook Pro's come out :P

[oceanbluexx]

wow people seriously need to get their heads out of the gutter. seriously grow up people, your comments are not even funny nor needed.

you don't even know this guy and yea he did get really excited but we all do at one point or another. we all have different interests. wow people seriously bug me.

sorry alex.

but also funny video alex lol ^_^

i would have laughed so hard if you dropped it by mistake but it's a good thing you didn't.

[lickitongue]

stop jerking off asshole

[pt0016]

wow! ur weird. just a power supply dude

[Bonzenpunk]

come different, or what?

[ChrisxMarciante]

There is no such thing as a Penryn mac yet

[DiAmOnD595]

hey when your getting a new computer can you give me that one?

you should remember me.

[pyriel101]

=))=)) now even porn will be more exiting...gee dude i feel sorry for any woman who'd come your way...i mean doesent come at all with you...that is if it would like ever happen to such a dork... put down some weight and get a life man!!!

[brunettenluvinit]

IM SO HORNY!! any1 want 2 cyber?? my MSN messenger is in my profile. c

[JordanG247]

That was very sexual sir. However macs have been known to cause techgasms on a regular basis, nothing like the first time you open that lid up and press that power button though, that always gets my mac going.

[mistaboogy44]

Jeez dude you totally cheesed your pants on this one. If computers make your dick barf wait until you find a woman. Or from the looks of it, a man! HA

[munkisbeprotis]

it's nice to see that apple can bring so much.. ehm.. JOY

[FireXtra]

i think someone enjoyed it way tooooo much.

[perskyjoe]

did he came unboxing his macbook pro?

[binh514]

can't wait to have that kind of orgasm

[YoeriYoeri]

powersupply! amazing!

[uhljup18]

i wonder what would he sound like if he had a quad core processor

[Tennouheika]

More like typical Linux user amirite?

[mistameth88]

U HAZ MA SJEEZBURGAZZZ??!!11!!

L*a*L

[xnf90x1]

lol funny video

[ddtdanilo]

eso solo se logra con una mac

[R4gN4r0k478]

orgasm much

[togmanzoo]

lol "that is shiny!"

[dozbubba1]

Unboxing/Potential orgasm

[Poterock]

ahh jeez! ...ahh.. oh.. ah JEEZ!

[HackerTHATSME]

sweet i laughed soo hard when i saw this on collegehumor com

[nylaian]

OMG! Whata geek! Die dude, world would be a lot cooler without you!

[rockyshott]

I feel very happy and sorry for you at the same time. You are an odd human being.

[carbonunit]

Caress that MB Pro

[theegeek]

Uhhhh Yes.....

[JTCX]

lol

good video. but it sounds like your going to cream youeself all the time 'o geez' lol.

nice one. im jealous of you.

[bodnotbod]

I hang out with quite a few tecchy type people, but this guy is by far the biggest dork I've ever witnessed.

[gigs015]

u might wanna lose a lil weight bro... all that junk inside ur trunk will reduce performance of the mac pro.

[dozbubba1]

rename orgasm/unboxing lol

[HBkilla123]

dude u sound like your getting a load off lol jp but u do

[andrewsfire]

Dude your getting a dell!

[christheferal]

did he say oh geeze at 7 seconds in or did he say orgies?

[Archmage5023]

What a powerful PC! I want one of those!

But... Indeed, the emotion was in the air. lol

[mambachaser]

An orgasmic unboxing.... It's soooo funny!

[2pacisthegreatest]

man it sounds like a porno...i like macs but its a fukin computer stop getting an orgasm

[eetoi]

hahahahahahhaHAHAHAHAHHAA I hate macs but this is so funny

[pdrwood]

POWER SUPLY

[oceanicrhapsody]

...well now, I just feel embaressed for Mac users everywhere.

[youpeka]

"Oh Jesus" "Oh jesus"...

Jesus ain't a NoobBook Pro, lame

Find him a hole pleaaaaaaaaaase

[Verak03]

this vid was featured on collegehumor.

[gokarter14]

stop breathing so much it got kinda got annoying after a while

[natyoliva]

tratas horriblemente a la laptop, y todo lo que viene incluido, yo cuando recibi la mia, no gemi como orgasmica, pero si cuide todas las cosas que vienen con ella =/

[aribenzane]

Bloody hell. I'm a mac user and I love it, but this is cringeworthy. Are you jacking off to the USB port or something?

[hyper7777]

sounds like your getting your dick sucked

[headbangirl]

eeeew!

[neumoonnya]

noob

[DjSergio84]

¿que tiene de especial ver un puto gordo freak que se corre al desempaquetar un mac?

[Sxenko]

This is fucking retarded go jump off a bridge

[99bdog99]

You have orgasms when unboxing laptops?

[thoxic]

OMG, boy it's just a computer, get a life!

[spike1990ca]

It sounds like your crying at the beginning.

[theegeek]

It sounds like your mom is having a fun time over at my place

[aribenzane]

hahah 'your mum' jokes. They never die. You on the other hand, should.

[nicolaspane]

gordo pelotudo, metete la mac en el ojete

[orpheumsilva]

After this video, you are never getting laid.

Seriously.

[jona0497]

Jeez :D

[lawrencejob1]

Hahahaha.. I had to turn it down so it didn't sound NSFW...

[eXcium]

When he does this with a laptop, what he will do with a girl? :p

[christiankid]

wow, if you get this excited over a mac, you should try opening a real PC. lol jk geekboyalex.

[youedb]

WTF dude, grow up and find yourself a girlfriend or something

[tommarques]

have u do sex sometimes? i mean, NOT w/ your new Macbook...

btw, congrats to your new acquisition!

[fartx211]

you do not truly appreciate a new electronic gadget unless you smell it when you take it out of the box

[jrowett]

sickening. just sickening.

[allahonsteroids]

Macs disgust me, especially as I'm made to work with them.

[Moose91]

OHH

AMAZING

ITS A GIGANTIC SHIT

[HookBott]

Sounds like a good porno

srsly calm down craig

[theegeek]

craig?

[condamns]

you're hot!

[theegeek]

Thanks! :P

[0249]

orgasm much?

[georgeee2]

I bet you got an iPod Touch up your ass and it's playing George Michael's Greatest Hits.

[MetalCook91]

ppl on youtube are always so hostile. its pretty obvious that he was doing those noises on purpose. i know him personally, and even though hes like the biggest macgeek youll ever find, he is doing all this for comedic effect.

[theegeek]

Nah, that was all me freaking out...

im not that good of an actor

[jinitron]

Dude, I was sure I was going to see you splooge on camera.

FUCK HER GENTLY!

youtube. com/watch?v=l1WI5EDOZJM

[ValisFan]

You should stick your dick between the screen and keyboard of your mac and have sex with it.

[frickinkraut]

God you are a fucking cockdiddler.

[wantonious]

oh dude that is shiny!

[StarcraftDracs]

OMG its a mac book!!! You can Organize so much Music on that!!!!! Then maybe, if your lucky, you could surf the Internet!!!WOOOOHHHH!!!! and then, you can organize your photos!!! and then....cry....because you cant do anything else

you would have been better off staying with Linux

[theegeek]

Hahahahah is that really what you think?

i love linux, but my mac is better — desktop wise.

I also have a ubuntu server and it is amazing... but that is just a web server it isnt my desktop.

You don't sound you are educated enough to make the assertion that "[I] would have been better off staying with Linux" with reasons like "...because [I] cant do anything else"

[omenmedia]

No wonder he was so keen to find the display cloth: he'll need it to clean up all the spooge from between the keys.

[DandHProductions]

Enjoy only doing what Jobs wants you to do.

Macs, they just work, until you try to do some.

[rubbermuck]

"Aaaw dude, that is shiny" - hilarious!

[FervusFulgar]

Wow... that is sad...

[bartfliet]

Did you skeet on the laptop in the end of the vid?

[cc111751]

ok, having a mac is one of the best things that could ever happen to you but... dude, you do really need sex!

[Norphax]

OH YEAH, OH JEEZ.

OH MY GOD!

[stevenp]

I like my Mac a lot too, but all that "oh jeez" stuff really creeped me out.

[JCM45]

dont have an orgasm dude.

[phreeck988]

Yea, maybe if you rub it against your crotch

[5ondleft6ondright]

OSX, Best Desktop OS. I lold.

[theegeek]

linux ftw? or what? :P

[cc111751]

mmm nop, i have a mac too. but when I took it out from the box I didn't moan the way you did hehe.

[GlassJoe1980]

Also.

"the best desktop OS"

Not by a long shot, I'll concede it is fantastic for a large group of people. The almost complete abstraction from hardware or important system settings, coupled with a good UI is excellent for less advanced users who want an Office/Internet machine. But those same advantages simply get in the way when you need to do some more "advanced" computing. I also wouldnt say the advantages were worth the premium you pay.

[GlassJoe1980]

"Only Apple hardware runs OS X"

You should check out OSx86. Ever since apple switched to Intel, OSX has been able to run on any PC.

[wehat]

Spending that much on any laptop is a waste, unless you're fucking loaded, in which case, GO FORTH AND STIMULATE OUR ECONOMY!

[LHpitcher4]

You do know they have PC's that do more for only $400...bad investment sir.

[theegeek]

By PC's you mean Windows based computers?

Only Apple hardware runs OS X, the best desktop OS. So $400 can't give me the same experience or look. But im curious where you found a machine for 400 or less that has better specs? where is this computer? have any evidence?

[LHpitcher4]

I was talking about the Asus Eee PC, but that's just a $400 laptop (however it doesn't have a disk drive, but the money saved instead of the Macbook could change things...)

I'm not a Windows fanboy either---I apologize that my previous comment sounded like an attack, but I was just saying that there are MANY alternatives to the MBP that are a LOT cheaper. But if you like OS X best, I guess you have no choice...

[emrecanc]

oh geez, i thought i was watching a porn movie!!! that dude is going to cum inside the usb ports.

[geekoo89]

jajaja te has quedado a gusto, no cabron? jaja cuanas veces te has corrido encima del mac tio? xDDD

[ibanez0830]

thats a cute computer compared to the mac pro im getting, ill be getting a dual 8 core 3.0Ghz, making ur macbook pro look like a piece of trash

[theegeek]

Nice dude! :D

[djmocok]

I'm waiting for the next video where this dude starts humpin his macbook.

[theegeek]

hmmmm....it turns you on? :D

[djmocok]

Minimum specs? What's that? Sounds painful. If Crysis is mediocre, maybe you should develop your own game, malimbar?

[1004209]

LOL sounds like hes having a orgasinm lol

[TCLWJaved]

LOL! Heh, yeh know what would be funny? If he dropped it while going thru this whole rigmarole!!

[djmocok]

Now can it play Crysis?

[malimbar04]

yes. Buy windows, buy crysis, buy a mouse. Install windows on part of the hard drive and install crysis.

The real question is why play crysis? Its a mediocre game that hogs up more resources than necessary.

[chrisgolds]

That really is a bit much. No need to make such a fuss. Yeah it is packaged better then any other computer out there but the groaning. Eugh.

[Kentaky83]

Get a life.

[jaysonrules]

00:26 - Are you a Porn Star?!

hahahahaha

[dxalfredo]

Funny sh*t! lol

[Fruitcakeness]

I wasn't sure whether I was watching an unboxing video or a porno...

[kapkav]

o/////

[fozzy1717]

what a cock.................

[djmocok]

but it can't play crysis...

[malimbar04]

yes it can, it meats more than the minimum specs, see my other post.

[GriNGoLocoTe]

this nerd just sucks

[DeviledPumpkin]

aww i was hoping you were gonna drop it or summat....

[yoharryo]

I'm not convinced there isn't an unseen person under the table.

[astrologue]

"Ahh Jeez!"

[elcontemporaneo]

is a porn WTF?

[caduqueiroz]

Haha, que gordo escroto.

[Slayer1989]

you live in your parents basement fo sho

[IslandEarth]

He almost fuck the new computer

[deltron05]

FanBoy Freak ...this is Retarded!

[veyronman]

so is he having an orgasm or what?

[kimipes]

get a life

[managua2330]

lets all be honest... remember when you open your first Apple box? same shit happen to you!!!....Funny

[EnzoPumas]

He'll never get a girlfriend...LOL

[bmullin]

Now I know why you desired that "display cloth" so badly.

[lordsith1138]

that´s a great mac but guy get a girl

[quiquedcode]

LOL

[ianghowlett]

I've always found that most stuff that I buy is ultimately disappointing, so at least here's somebody who's happy with what he's bought! Probably a bit too happy, or easily pleased, but there you go!

[mymusik00]

Ahora si me dieron asco nerdos

[sthenx0r]

The question isn't about which laptop has more features... When you turn on your laptop, does it return the favor?

[swiftwraith]

And this is why you're never going to get laid.

[partysluts6]

Fuck apple.

[xDRAN0x]

I was afraid to see a cock on the keyboard at some point.

[pejeno]

If you get like this with a laptop, I don't recommend sexual intercourse for you, you might get a heart attack.. I'm serious..

Serious issues as somebody pointed out indeed.