JAMES DOAKES is not available

[Emil5220]

Uberhaxornovas Twitter name :P

[McEddi3]

my alarm cloak every morning: SUNRISE MOTHERFUCKER

[FireAdmiral]

Best show ever.

[tememongo]

he should never have been killed

[ImmaVegit0]

lol is that arnold schwarzeneggers voice?

[MarshBrik]

bt likes this

[Lientright2]

Best Dexter character.

[envyus83]

NOVA'S BLACK?!



[DeAd3nD56]

So... surprised mothafucka?

[TheInstantClassic1]

Eh...needs more "motherfucker"

[BassAmbassada]

James Doakes BIG DICK style

[sexsunami]

@Benni2509 Dex didn't kill Doakes. Lila did.

[XsupadumbassX]

It's JAMES DOAKES BITCH

[Stensow]

Its television guys....he COULD be alive!

[jungsbodyguard]

lol but it's not a soap opera man. He got blown up and they found his body. He's not coming back, sadly.

[Stensow]

@jungsbodyguard Can you garantee me - a 100% that he is dead?

[GeneralAmeli0]

what a voice..

[ThatPublicFlasher]

RECHARGE MOTHAFUCKA

[altairx26]

James Doakes is not available... MothaFucka

[groedner]

ahahahahahahaha I lolled so hard when I saw this :D

[H123Gaming]

SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA.

[Kongos54]

This is my voicemail message, and my names not JAMES DOAKES

[RelinquishLove]

You've reached the voicemail box of "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!"

[6Dantes6Inferno6]

@RelinquishLove

Man, imagine having a voicemail feature where you could record a bunch of different Doakes quotes and it cycles them randomly whenever someone leaves you a message. The world is not ready for that level of awesome.

[NinjaRafter]

OH HAI GUYS

From Motorola.

[cancerbero9]

perfect haha

[GeddyYeti2112]

Motha FUCKA.

[spamdude1]

Everyone on the show has that blue screen with big type for text messages

[GeddyYeti2112]

@spamdude1 And the sound effects are ALWAYS unrealistic. The same thing with computer sound effects on Dexter. What's the point of adding in unnecessarily, cringe-worthy sound effects when a character exits out of a window?

[veldross1]

*white voice*

"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system JAMES DOAKES is not avaliable"

[phantomlover62992]

Um.. what the hell? i just clicked on a square smiley face, and it went to this.... O.O

[HxCMoNST3RK1TTy]

Im putting that as my voice mail thingy and im a girl lmao XD

[DontMissVideos]

"JAMES DOAKES" is not available

[sneakykamon]

I thought I was the only one that found that funny! LMAO

[HxCMoNST3RK1TTy]

this made me laugh so hard idk y o.0

[MysticDMBherb]

Doakes. James Doakes.

[bobbycorwen]

is the hand holding the phone, like shaking?

[Lordi1408]

LaGuerta dislikes this apparently.

[Turek6766]

Erik King is KING motherfucker!

[winnienoodlez]

JAMES DOOP

[romeo56]

I want this as my voicemail even though my name isn't JAMES DOAKES

[DemonPorkRAWR]

It's awesome to know that I'm not the only one who thought that was funny.

JAMES DOAKES.

[ClaytonCarmine117]

Cell ringtone:

Surprise Motherfucka! James Doakes it's not available.

[Unclesamslair]

only james doakes could make a voicemail message funny and intimidating at the same time by just saying his name.

[Danzig6718]

Suprise Mother fucka.

[luciferZg]

motherfucker xD

[zimmydoomday75]

Who's with me that CyberDoakes and MechaLundy should come back and basically kill the entire supporting cast?

[crissazn]

Trinity didn't kill Rita.

Cyborg Doakes is coming back for revenge.

[floeticdeath]

@crissazn lmao if so, he's definitely suprisin' motherfuckas

[TH21JS]

Possibly the most brilliant 20 seconds of TV ever produced.

[geekoftheweek27]

JAMES DOAKES

[SolarisFLA]

STOP GRINNING LIKE A FUCKIN' PSYCHO AND GET BACK TO WORK

classic doakes ftw

[winnienoodlez]

JAMES DOAKES

[winnienoodlez]

JAMES DOAKES

[jovialduke]

JAMES DOAKES

[blackeagle238]

JAMES DOAKES

[hussi434]

JAMES DOAKES

[ItsTheJuan]

Surprise motherfucka'!

[alarmagent]

in my dreams i am james doakes, and i'm always available

[jesussparrow]

GODDAMNIT MORGAN

[SunkenState]

JESUS CHRIST MORGAN

[Doud92]

JAMES DOAKES

[Scapps91]

hey at least he left a name for a answering machine i get soooo many with the number and i dunno whether or not i put it in right

[malbecks316]

James Doakes is a very angry man.

This makes me want to see a spin-off series where he does perfectly normal things, but does them ANGRY.

Sadly it will never be:(

[LaMostraESopra]

@malbecks316 He is actually in the process of filming a spinoff series with Rudy Cooper, Paul Bennett and Frank Lundy called "Brothers"

[mgrchip]

@malbecks316 I would so petition for a spin-off show... even if he is dead.

Perphaps afterlife Doakes... I dunno- just making anything up

[Mertdizzle15]

@mgrchip Zombie Doakes - I'll eat your flesh motha fucka!

[dominorega]

@malbecks316

that's "agriLY"

learn adverbs

[malbecks316]

@dominorega Or my use of the adjective was a stylistic device.

Learn how to un-douche yourself.

[Lordi1408]

@malbecks316 Doakes makes breakfast.

"What's for breakfast?"

"Waffles Motherfucker!"

[Thesodypopkid]

@malbecks316 Don't give up hope. It could be Doakes, the Early Years. Maybe him in the special forces kicking ass in Panama.

[DwProd]

Why the fuck all the characters in this show have the same type of phone with a blue screen and the name of the person calling?

[HelloFreeza]

Sponsorship maybe?

[DwProd]

Yeah I guess... Just noticed it that's all ^^

[doctorhobomd]

yea its boost mobile

[mickythompson2k7]

It's probably for sponsorship, as HelloFreeza said. Either that or they just didn't notice they were giving the same phone out to everyone.

[cubforlife]

hahah so funny

[znarfblatt]

JAMES DOAKES

[KristinDaBomb]

LMAO. :)

[katwoman911]

and LaGuerta says: you know what? FUCK YOU! ahah :)

[KingSerjTankian]

OMG I love that! JAMES DOAKES is not available...

[wyldestjoker]

I said it in another video, but I have that "Surprise Mothafucka!" sound bit as my text message tone. Moral of the story: Put your phone on silent during a meeting...

[LCC83]

Too funny. I love Doakes. RIP, dude.

[ekeyte]

JAMES DOAKES

[geminirock19]

lmfao, great clip

[shunsuk1fans]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[somefellow12345]

JAMES DOAKES! (is not available)

Surprise Mothafucka!

[wyldestjoker]

Shut the fuck up and give me the results on the blood splatter! lol

[Handonam]

HAHAHHAA a video just on that part

man that was pretty funny though.

[concernedubi]

>:(

[cdm55]

some muthafuckas always tryin' to ice skate uphill

[arrogancy]

JAYYYYYYMEZ DOAKZZZZZ

[redbeaver]

JHAMES DOAKES