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  • Dear Egoraptor,

    YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING!

    Love, rolyt221 :P

  • Can't wait for Egoraptor to actually make games.

  • @egoraptor

    The other day I wrote a poem for class that had the "chicken and churches" bit. Specifically:

    "I saw the difference

    Between chickens and churches"

    The teacher discussed this with class for half an hour and decided it came down to the difference between the material and the extrasensory.

    At this point I admitted it's a video game reference.

    Thank you for confusing my teacher! :D

  • At 3:56 I had to run into the bathroom, to avoid spitting my drink all over the place.

  • Him-ba-dim-biblyah.

  • I get it, it's Adventure agains RPG elements, in Metal slug you just have to shoot and kill stuff, but in Assasins Creed you have to explore and do things in order to continue the game.

    I prefer the Basic Adventure, DESTROY EVERY SHIT AND KILL DRACULA.

    Go Back to places i have being, is shitty, boring, i dont care, just give me more cooler enemies whit different ways to kill. I like Shank 2.

    I want a remake of Castlevania 1, full in 2D whit dark and cooler animation of 2012, YES.

  • I've seen this about 20 times and I still laugh terribly hard.

  • i wonder if he actually beat castlevania 1

  • A lot of this also explains why MMORPGs are poor gameplay wise.

  • We now have all this PS3, Xbox, Computer shit now.

    I demand a Castlevania 1 Remake

  • @flyingaroundables Knowing modern game devs, if it was remade it would probably be a FPS-type game.

  • @Anonymous3DSOwner Maybe that wouldn't be so bad, being in third person, rather than side scrolling all the time, it gets annoying. It would be nice to see a change...

    Pfft, yeah right

    Modern day disappoints me

  • am i the only one who laughed his ass off at 3:56? :DDDD

  • @Hippievampir I'd PM him if you want to be noticed.

  • Both good games, in my opinion, but simon's quest is riddled with problems.

  • this guy reminds me a lot like Jon Tron. i aint saying which ones better, there both really awesome. I just want more of these awesoem squelitis episodes! there awesome!!! and i hope you don't hate Symphony of the Night. cause that games awesome!

  • Music by:

    James Banana

    00:49

  • @jedirayden in simon's quest, most of the time was spent grinding hearts, you had to have been part of the game developement to know wtf the people were talking about, even then, many things people said were FALSE, and it had the esiest final boss out of any game EVER. not only that, the endings were not correctly categorized to your performance. You get the best ending for taking the longest amount of time. Yeah,sure Simon's Quest was superior. Keep telling yourself that.

  • Just bought the game after watching this. Now I remember why the original scared me so much as a child. Freaking Medusa heads...

  • "WHEN 'R YOU GONNA RUN OUT AND FALL APART!" -XD

  • 5:46 I lost it XD

  • hey guys! whats that game on 0:26??? i used to play that game when i was little!

  • @MrDancesilly River City Ransom

  • Just a personal opinion, but I think Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest is a far superior game to the original. And it has been repeatedly stated by the developers at Konami that Simon's Quest served as inspiration to them in later years when they made what is generally regarded as the greatest Castlevania game of all time, Symphony of the Night. Regardless of their thoughts and opinions, Castlevania 2 was so much more entertaining than the first game. Just sayin'.

  • Id love to play the first castlevania but I do not own a NES, I have a SNES :/. Still I could get an emulator and try it out, although its not going to feel the same. MAKE A ZELDA/POKEMON/HALO DAMMIT

  • To be honest hard games are fun and annoying to me. Leveling up to me is fun because it makes me think of what to upgrade, unlike some people who just buff up one stat at a time like defense....FUCKING RETAR-unlike them I try to stay balanced. If game designers aded lvling up AND stronger enemies as you go along with difficulty, id be set. Falluot 3 and new vegas for example. Leveling up was fun but choosing stats could harm you or help. The enemies leveled up along side you making it harder.

  • This guy is a fucking genious i wish we had more people like him involved in game design i mean he knows what people like and want out of a game!

  • @AxlCake You would see that message under "comments" in your inbox

    guess what else is a comment ;)

  • And that felt good. It felt good. It felt good. It felt really good when I beat the shi--NUMBER 2!!!!! DAY AND NIGHT!!!!

    HAHAHA

  • I would bet you anything that this guy has ADHD. I have a friend with adhd thats so much like him. He's all calm calm calm FREAKIN LOUD calm calm.

  • @labtec514 I wanna increase my chances :)

  • Might I suggest a DMC vs. DMC3 Sequelitis?

  • NERDS > GEEKS

  • MOAR OF THIS

  • You are going to wind up in Plinkett's basement if you keep copying him.

  • I'm gonna have to disagree a tad with comparing Castlevania 2 to the modern Castlevania's. Sure they have some backtracking, but the progression through a new zone and the boss fights are both pretty tough. Especially in Order of Ecclesia. Anyways good job I love your videos.

  • @mam1124 I found Order of Ecclesia to be a truly awesome game all the way.

  • Ahaha "Wall Chicken"

  • You are such a shameless Plinkett rip-off. Get your own style, douchebag.

  • @EnchantingElspeth As someone that likes both Plinkett and Egoraptor's Sequalitis, I'm not seeing the similarities other then both are intelligent, humorous, passionate reviews. They have completely different energies, pacing, and Ego's an animator.

  • 0:40 why am I still laughing?! XD

  • i think a comparison of pokemon red to something like black and white would be pretty fuckin cool... i mean venusaur

  • 3:56 I love the way he says "bones".

  • That ending...that ending is so true. Very true words there!

  • Hey egoraptor

    I am a big fan of your videos, especially the sequelitis-series :)

    Therefore I wanna try to dub this video on german.

    I'll do my best! But since it is your material I'd be using, I wanna

    ask for your permission to use it.

    Thank you in advance :)

    Please thumb this up so he notices

  • @Hippievampir PM him you dumbass

  • @Hippievampir Oh, ein deutscher Fandub?

    Da bin ich ja mal sehr gespannt =)

    Arbeite gerade selbst noch an so etwas ^__^

  • @Hippievampir you can add his name after a "@" to write a message directly to him, like i'm doing with you now

  • @Hippievampir Try PMing him.

  • @Hippievampir Isn't that what the rom hack was for?

  • the Demon's Souls of the NES!

  • I like the way he keeps on making me laugh but then throws waves and waves of beautiful arguments and comments :D

    this is a genius right here.. and the fact he does this so naturally adds to his awesomeness

  • Seriously, gotta make more of these videos dude. They rank right up there with Two Best Friends Play

  • oh god that man is hilarious I can't stop laughing out loud

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  • Everytime I post this video on a gaming forum I ended up watching the whole thing.

  • LOL @ "Mysterious, hidden, roasted, dungeon wall chicken..."

  • ANSWER 4 HOURS 

  • poop..

  • Case in point, Symphony of the Night, Aria of Sorrow, and yeah Curse of Darkness are all really solid games that use that same formula but with many improvements. So now you have a functional Metroidvania style game, that's fast, with interesting power ups, cool mechanics and WAY better combat. And it started with THIS experiment. As a game its a failure but as a learning tool and a stepping stone Konami was on another level even back then. These people are TRUE game devs and should be applauded

  • I commend Konami for trying something new. Did COV2 suck? Yup. But if they hadn't tried it then guess what? Legacy of Kain, Metroid, Mega Man legends and alot of other games might not exist today. I don't want to live in a world where Okami doesn't exist, idk about you guys. It was an experiment and they had some solid ideas, but the execution was sloppy but thats to be expected as it was there first time. trying for an adventure/rpg hybrid.

  • "what the fuck are you talking about" voice made my both crack up like a little school girl and get an instant boner at the same time.

  • you coud of just said castlevainia was good and castlevania 2 was 8:06

  • So basically this set the stage for some (not all) game developers to shove cool sound effects and explosions and useless shit you dont need into the game to give you a false sense of achievement and make you feel like your moving forward *cough* MW3. games fuckin mindless

  • Its actually a pork chop...not a chicken. AVGN told me =)

  • 13:49 ZOMG IT'S ORDER OF ECCLESIA! :DDDDDDDDD

  • although you may seem to prove some points, IMO I say that I like the imagination of the creation of the game RATHER than the "OH I WANT THIS GAME TO BE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT BECAUSE THATS WHERE THE REAL FUN IS" The thing is, video games are exactly like books and movies, but you are interacting in the story. Although most games need more taste in enemy placement, figuring out with your sense and some other shit you said, I find the story to be the best, thats where the entertainment is.

  • you know the amount of time I spent in order to buy the DUPLICATOR in symphony of the night? ... it was worth it :)

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  • 3:20 to true... Yes there were good games, bad games, but back then they had to make a interesting game if it was to be sold, and it was easy making up something new and original, today...Its just a fucking graphic race, the pretty details, music and they make retarded games..I'm looking at you MindJack and Fable 3 -_-;;

  • @RobertAniFreak Nope, nothing has changed. Instead of ripping of Mario and Dragon's Quest they are ripping off FPS hits like Wolfenstein 3D and hack-n-slash games like Rygar (PS2) and three years later, God of War. Ripping off the best-seller of the last year has always been the trend on the field of the game development. That is a must if you want to get the dumb investors to fund it.

    The only thing that has changed is that the games take years to develop instead of months.

  • @fingrid Soooo with each year they are ripping off other games, explains whey lately theres so many Tower Defense and Action RPG's x.x

  • I feel like watching this the 3695th time...

  • 4:39 my favourite part. Oh nooooooooooooo.

  • 4:02 is so funny to me, idk know why hahahaha

  • @ThaWaxyCap It has to be the faces they get more and more depressed until u reach that last surprise face that just throws u off with a smile

  • @Bradjg1978 Hi. I'm referring to the creator of this video egoraptor (Real name: Arin). He was recently on a TV show called "The Tester". You should check it out if your a fan of egoraptor. I personally think egoraptor got shafted on the show b/c in my opinion "Sequelitis" highlights Arin's talents better than any of the stupid & irrelevant challenges in the show. I hope I have cleared things up for you.

  • @liquidthought410 That show was beyond stupid im just glad they didn't keep egoraptor til the final 2 for the views and then fuck him over

  • except, the average gamer nowadays are lazy and demand games that are flashy and unchallenging.

  • I actually like Simon's Quest more than Mega Man

    Egoraptor probably hates me...

  • I love how in depth you go into the games. Really gives me a new appreciation for game design

  • Sequelitis: Banjo Kazooie vs. Banjo Tooie

  • So who else watched Egorapter on the Tester?

  • Back Then: Bad Looks but Great Game Play

    Now: Great Looks but OMFUCKINGAHSUFPIOUSFGBASIUFIUA­SH FUKING SUUUUCKS

  • How the fuck did you not win the tester?! Oh yeah.....BECAUSE THE CHALLENGES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

  • @liquidthought410 I'm sorry but what? if you were talking to a commenter or the video idk. but what you said didn't make since. What is ""The Tester"?

  • @lusteraliaszero Actually, MW1 vs MW2 would be good because the first one did do a lot of things right, and actually made an effort to change the industry.

  • @Thegreatwario383 They were overly similar, and neither of them was a particularly good influence on the industry. While MW1 was a lot better, it was NOT innovative in the slightest.

  • 4:37 - 4:49 XD

  • Egoraptor is awesome!

  • I prefer Aria of Sorrow to any other Castlevania. And the reason is because you get 1000 moves throughout the game that all look/sound/act different. And that wouldn't really have worked in Castlevania 1's slower, more challenging structure. C1's basic gameplay model doesn't lend itself to the player screwing around with a bunch of fun moves just because he wants to.

  • @fireflocs CONVERSELY, AoS with it's leveling, and shops, and items you use from the pause menu, and hidden crap you can only get with some stuff that you may not have right now works WITH the premise of fucking around in one spot for half an hour because "Now I have a laser! Whoo!" and "Now I fucking *FLY*! YESSS."

    And that shit's fun. And I genuinely prefer a game built around that idea.

  • i know you may not read this but hear me out the sidescrolling super mario bros vs. 3D platform super mario bros ( super mario 64 ,super mario galexy ,super mario sunshines runners etc...) you get my point

  • grand theft auto or mario!

  • skelton 3:55

  • We need another sequelitits, we just need it... now. Please?

  • Okay, I've watched the first two episodes of "Sequelitis," and after hearing - and, to an extent, seeing - the real you go into such depth about the nuances of these games you're reviewing side-by-side, I realized...

    I wish I was born earlier, so that I can appreciate some of the same things your generation appreciates!! XP

    tl;dr: born in the 90's, wish I GREW UP in the 90's.

    In any case, keep doing what you're doing, Egoraptor!

    :3

  • one game did scary music right way back when, pokemon, lavender town, prove me wrong

  • D:< YOU SAID FUCK AND SHIT ALOT. AND I WATCHED THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!

  • Well, Aria of Sorrow and such are somewhat different to Castlevania 2. First of, the story is way more engaging than that of Simon's Quest. Hmm, guess I can't really use this argument here since its not based on the gamestyle & controls. Anyway, Aria felt rewarding anf fun all the way though, the game is fast phased and it doesn't take long to farm (except for some of the souls... sooo many Final Guards I had to kill before I finally got the soul).

  • @GeneralErlend To add more, you kind of get a different feel (like you already pointed out). But yea, I felt that way, way more satisfaction by playing the metroidvanias over CV2, because they had way more interesting stuff to discover (sure, there were cryptic puzzles, but those were not any fun, well atleast no to me). You can compare CV HoD to WoW. Every Wednesday its like "ahh damn have to do some raid to get better gear...." rather than playing HoD "damn can't wait till I get Walmanway+1".

  • @GeneralErlend Ultimate point being is that its hard to compare a game to another, even if the gamestyle is basicly very similar. Playing WoW feels like such a chore at times, whilst Castlevania HoD is very fun, even if the ultimate objective is the same (meaning getting better gear). Now, I know WoW's gamestyle isn't anywhere near the MetroidCV style, but if thats what you're focused on then you missed my point completely.

    Anyway, sry for rushed and sloppy grammar.

  • As others have pointed out;

    Castlevania really was the Demon's- & Dark Souls of the NES.

    Players wanting to further Castlevanize the latter title, will be pleased to know that there are at least two whips in the game...

  • You have a great eye and feel for gaming mechanics and gameplay. Good stuff

  • Bro,you should definitely do more of these, like comparing/contrasting all the BAJILLION Final Fantasy games.

  • Castlevania: the original Demon's souls

  • SILENT HILL DID THE SAME GODAMN THING YEAH I LOVE SO MUCH!

  • Why is Egoraptor's screaming so fucking hysterical?

  • @weskytron4211 cuz that's Egoraptor.

  • Its like demon souls and dark souls of ps3 reanacted every feel of the original castlevania in every way Graphis aside the lag, cheap deaths, fear, and just fun...a sequel to dark souls with egoraptor...(throws up rainbows)

  • great video man. I'm sorry about the Tester although I have to say I'm glad you got kicked off because I don't want to see you waste your talents on a piece of shit show like that. I do have a question though. A lot of the issues you took with Simon's Quest specifically the grinding the repetitive nature and the lack of level or enemy design seem to be present in a lot of RPGs. I was wondering if there are any RPGs that you really like and are designed really well?

  • james banana, hilarious.

  • Next one you do legend of Zelda and legend of Zelda II

  • @metaknight641: He's got one in the works for A Link to the Past and Ocarina of Time. Yet another is Metal Gear Solid to it's sequel.

  • hand me my bag of chips!

  • grinding makes me sad...

  • 8:01 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • I could listen to this dude talk all day (no homo)

  • 7:47-7:55 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaheh... heh... *ahem*

  • I bought castelvania Dracula x chronicles i was so pissed he made fell better that it was ok to die over,and over, and over, AND FUCKING OVER

  • I am very tempted to have sex with egoraptor.

  • @NOOBTOOB33 I am a female

  • FUCKAWACKA OMGAGAFGAGWGWGAGGWA You are the god of gamers.. ooooo...

  • GAHINGINGHGIN

    When are you gonna run around and fall apart?!

  • @Jjx3gutierrez he said "run out" not "around" because it's throwing bones so you assume it's throwing its own bones.

  • @Jjx3gutierrez apart not around

  • @Jjx3gutierrez lol he actually said "run OUT and fall apart"....but whatevs.

  • @Jjx3gutierrez "Run out"

  • @Jjx3gutierrez run out. run out. The skeleton runs out of bones. lol

  • Have you seen Castlevania: Aria of sorrow?

  • Watched this a million times. Watched it just this one time with the closed captioning on. IT WAS LIKE A WHOLE NEW VIDEO!

  • Actually they are pork chops according to the manual

  • @tatripp still looks like chicken :P

  • Hit your head on the top of it cau- WHAT THE FUCK.

  • Simons Quest told me that.... *sigh*..... games would soon go to dumbing everything down and make everything "realistic"

    OH YEAH LOOK AT ALL THESE DIFFERENT SHADES OF BROWN AND GREY, ITS SO REAL

    Kid: Yeah... sure whatever....

    OH YEAH, LOOK AT ALL THESE BRIGHT COMPLEMENTING COLORS THAT MAKES EVERYTHING FEEL ALIVE

    Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • ...So, where's season two? Dude, you're doing the world a favor. Make more! The animations are hilarious, but I think I can speak for us all when I say that the Sequelitisesisus...es... are better. It's like you said: a well-planned out desert like this is better than a snack food like the animations. Sure, it's nice to have some... ...that is to say... ...yeah, this extended metaphor sucks. Still. MAKE MORE. WE WANT MORE. YOU ARE AWESOME.

  • Or you could be a fuckin' pig and eat it all-ngaaarrghagagh

    XD

  • NUMBER ONE?! GAYME FEEEL!!!!

  • Yeah, you'd be making lots of Castlevania 2s in God of War's QG.

  • Embrace.. the RELIGIOOOOOOOON

  • Music By,

    James Banana

  • "castlevania 1 didnt have that shit. it just had goofy skeletons throwing bones. (noise skeleton makes) WHEN YOU GONNA RUN OUT AND FALL APART!?" this cracks me up everytime.

  • no true egoraptor fan will ever wach the tester again.

  • cv2's colour palette made me feeel sick after playin for an hour or so....but ima fan of realistic,gritty colours, more reflective of cv's feel..

  • What does the night curse do?

  • 5:43 WTFAYTA?

  • DUHUNYENYEH

  • you are so good at game reveiw man, now im subscribed

  • Ego foreshadowed the second episode by including a scene from megaman when talking about Health drops. SUDDEN REALIZATION!

  • Castlevania: SoTN: Ultimate backtracker. 

  • It pains me to see CoD advertised on this channel...

  • 1.chicken

    2. churches.

    uh.....churches chicken?

  • You pretty much just described Demon's/Dark Souls. Now I can really appreciate the throwback, the homage that FromSoftware paid to the old days of gaming. I've gone back to play SNES classics like Contra and shit, and those games slaughtered me endlessly. I found out that I actually sucked ass at games! The Souls series brought all of that merciless degree of difficulty back, but in a much prettier package. Thanks for waking me up to that fact.

  • Ego, after watching episodes 2 and 3 of this series, I thought you were just a really passionate gamer who just wanted to talk about his favorite and not so favorite games. Ya know, w/o any particular mission in mind? Like so many other humorous gamecasters? But after reading this vid's description, now I know I was right to call you the savior of gaming. You, motherfucker, need to do more than sit on the sidelines making us laugh, and go and make a difference in the industry. We need you.

  • @ScientificNoodles

    He tried to.....but the tester fucking sucks balls

  • @Disgaealikerasap "Okay Egoraptor, i'm sorry but you're being kicked out for 1 seeming kind of selfish despite being honest, 2 not being ABLE to do anything after you were MADE to do something and were ready but your team mates never even finished and you never got the CHANCE to do anything and 3 for working, doing what you were told to do really well and then having the confidence in your team mates to think they could actually do something themselves. turn in your badge."

  • @dewybmt I'm not sure what all of that means. I get the gist that there's this Survivor-esque show called The Tester for PSN(?), and Ego obv made it on there, but they dumped his ass out on the streets for being... too honest and/or smart? :S

    Tangent: At least we still have Bungee?

  • @ScientificNoodles he was accepted on a wannabe game show called the tester to find, well, testers for playstation. they had dumb challenges hardly related to gaming. the first was sitting in a chair with a box of roaches over your head for an interview. he admitted he was on the show for the fans and barely stayed on. second time was building a car, they had to wait for some team mates to finish building it but they didn't and egoraptor didn't get to even try anything. (cont)

  • @dewybmt not to mention he didn't even choose to be on that team, he was chosen so he couldn't help who his team mates were, or help them at all despite trying to give them information. the third challenge was to go through an obstacle course carrying melons to a catapult then shooting at targets with it. he shot once and nailed it and went to grab more melons for his team mates and they finished but slowly. the judges got on him for "Not helping show his team mates how to shoot it".

  • @dewybmt which basically meant they got upset at him for thinking his team mates were competent and leaving them to actually complete the challenge when he should've acted like they were morons, like modern game devs do, HOW 'BOUT THAT SHIT?!? and apparently told them how to launch a melon out of a catapult. then he got kicked when he wasn't even really brought up in the eliminations.

    that was kind of long but that's basically it. i'm sure you see how nice sony is.

  • @dewybmt I've already lost what little confidence I had in Sony after getting a bloated VAIO and seeing how they handled their console launch and library this generation. I couldn't care less about that clueless company.

    The further I read your anecdote of this Tester show, the harder I facepalmed. My hand was halfway in my skull by the time I finished. I expected that kinda shit on primetime TV, but not on a gaming show. Just drives home even more that we need people like Ego and Yahtzee.

  • @ScientificNoodles That a-okay but can he still make us laugh ?

  • RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • Is it just me, or was his bored sleepy voice when he was talking about how boring Simon was rather sexy??

    ...I mean... Venusaur......with a question mark.

  • The "When im bored" video is a lie! I mean venasaur