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  • I still can't believe he was our president for eight years.

  • What a clown no wonder the world is scew up and the justus will be served will the world puts Goerge W.Bush and Dick Chaney in prison for war crime and scewing the worlds economics. And all the world leaders have to go after him.

  • As an European I do not find this funny.

    - Bush jr. never had the most votes, yet he won the election. Now excuse me, but we in Europe have a simple system - one person has one vote. We don't discount this just because you have "county votes" in an archaic system that is unfit for 2012 and beyond.

    - In Europe war criminals are not able to run to hide in any official position, and Bush jr. was undoubtedly one of the biggest war criminals the USA ever had.

  • @shevegen One person does have on vote, whats different is the electoral college and the all or nothing system in elections. say a candidate wins california by 2 votes....thats like 55 electoral votes. The other candidate wins smaller states in a LANDSLIDE, but that would probably be 20 electoral votes COMBINED. Essentially, a president may not win the popular vote but can win the electoral college. Its happened i think a couple times before.

  • 00:57-01:03 so true

  • A retard president that faithfully represents the retarded half of the US.

  • @Cansseco That explains only half.

    The rest is the corporate fascism that they installed.

    They overthrew the american republic and replaced it with a one party system (the republocrats. A shame people in the USA are still too blind to understand that this system does not offer alternatives)

  • The bush dances make me laugh...

  • Wait... what did Bush say at 0:35-36? I couldn't quite hear it...

  • @DetectiveTective "Awesome speech!"

  • He was a dumb retard...but a war criminal none the less.

    This pea-brained lunatic should be executed.

    This may bring some sense of closure to the millions of Iraqis whose lives have been destroyed by this pig and his cronies.

  • LOLOLOL MARINE CORPSE LOLOLOL

  • If he was just an ordinary guy and not the one who wrecked our country's credibility overseas and destroyed it domestically as well, this would be a lot easier to laugh at.

  • I'm pretty sure Drahthaar422 was being sarcastic... just to make it clear for anybody who didn't pick up on that from the "57 states" joke at the end.

  • @mongorians22 I'm not being sarcastic. Obama said he's been to 57 states.

  • @Drahthaar422 oh. I also thought you were making joke with that corpsman-corpseman thing too, seeing as the difference in pronunciation would seem to be pretty small. These aren't words that I use in my everyday vocabulary, though, so tell me, what is the difference in pronunciation?

  • @mongorians22 "Corpsman" is pronounced "Core-man." The ps is silent. If you said "Marine Corps" it would sound like "Marine Core."

  • @Drahthaar422 You are swiss cheese! (the mongolians won the afterwar!)

  • You know, I don't think he was the best President, but these are the things that reassure you that hose sometimes seemingly faceless men in Capitol Hill really are people, and although he wasn't the best President, he looks like he'd be a really nice guy.

  • Jesus... he's like a child.

  • Your alll stupid.

    government is gay.

    The end.

  • chinese people have little eyes

  • Love how there was no mention of his whole "nuculer" thing XD That's my favorite Bushism.

  • When did Bush do anything right except learning to ignore Cheney halfway through his second term?

  • Thank you your holiness. Awesome speech.

  • 0:57 - 1:03

    Yeah that sounds about right. Now if all the Presidents could be that honest.

  • Bush should be a comedian not a president

  • obama is a muslim communist fascist racist nigger

  • @Deathbyomega i agree

  • @Deathbyomega communism and fascism are complete oppisites you retard

  • @RoosterCogsburn And yet they share countless glaring similarities that should make a rational person wonder why they are depicted as polar opposites...

  • Holy shit you people are morons, just like in the movie "Idiocracy"

  • THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH FOR STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE IN THE WORST TERRORIST ATTACK EVER. THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING AMERICA AND STANDING UP TO EVIL. THE LAST REACTION BIN LADEN EVER THOUGHT HE'D GET FROM AMERICA, AFTER 9/11, WAS EXACTLY WHAT YOU PROMISED THAT LONG ISLAND STEEL WORKER THE DAY AFTER: A RELENTLESS HUNTING DOWN OF ALL RESPONSIBLE. JOB WELL DONE. YOUR LEADERSHIP IS SORELY MISSED.

  • Obama has gaffes, too, but the media won't cover those. He pronounced "corpsman" as "corpseman" 3 times, as if our Navy was full of zombies. You'd think he would have learned correct pronunciation during his travels across our 57 states.

  • @Drahthaar422 Yeah but Bush pronouncing something right was the exception, not the norm.

    Well, at least he seemed to have a good sense of humour.

  • @Drahthaar422 Obama makes 2 grammatical errors over three years and is compared to Bush? Hmm.... I dont think so.

  • @5heneverlies He's made a lot more than 2. I just provided two examples, seeing as how there's a 500-character limit on youtube comments, Einstein.

  • @Drahthaar422 hmm.. then please. Continue. I know they are just littered all over Youtube.

  • @5heneverlies "We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." He signed a guest book 2008 in 2011. He said Arkansas shared a border with Kentucky. He thinks Austrian is a language. He said 10,000 people died in a Kansas tornado. When he bowled a 129, he joked and said, "It was like the Special Olympics or something." He said Jew when he meant to say janitor when speaking to the Congressional Black Caucus. Just to name a few.

  • @Drahthaar422 god shut up you nitpicking cunt

  • @Drahthaar422 Everyone gets that wrong

  • @Drahthaar422

    He also called jews janitors...or was it the other way around ;d

  • @Drahthaar422 Right we're OH SO SORRY to have pronounced 'corpsman' wrong. You're so right, it's IDIOTS like Obama who fuck up this country like this by making a mistake like we all do!

    NOW... thank GOD we have presidents like BUSH right? Where would america be right now if we hadn't started a totally pointless war with some godforsaken shithole and send 200'000 americans to die just so that that rich boy could add MORE cash to his pile and fuck up the middle class.

  • @gabrielx2games Where did I say that I liked Bush? I'm voting Ron Paul. I hate Bush and Obama. I'm just saying that Obama is every bit the idiot that Bush is. Bush fucked America, but Obama is buttfucking it.

  • @gabrielx2games I think he was making a joke... unless you already know that and you're just being counter-facetious by pretending to take seriously his sarcastic comment? I'm confused...

  • @gabrielx2games Agree

  • @gabrielx2games Thank you i was going to write the same thing and Bush did get us into this mess but everyone wants to put the blame on Obama people are so dumb now a days.

  • @Giibr4n Obama is fucking this country up along with Clinton . Do some fucking research before you decide to run your mouth .Bush isn't the one who fucked this country up . It was Clintons stupid ass . Fucker signed that North American Free trade agreement in 1993 and gave away all of the jobs in this country . Look around your house and try to find something made in this country !

  • @gabrielx2games

    You'll probably attack the Iran soon...

  • @Drahthaar422

    Everybody makes mistakes.

    But there's difference between lapsus lingve, funny accidents and not making sense at all and being ridiculous. In these GW excelled beyond anyone else I know (incl. our own idiot Prime Minister...)

  • @Drahthaar422 Bush's mistakes are far more stupid.

  • @Drahthaar422 You have a giraffe! But the medi wont cover his nose. He is circumsized, a dead corpse 3 thighs. Our Zombies were shaved, the had 57 penetrations!

  • @Drahthaar422 My dad used to be a Navy Corpsman and he supports Obama.

  • Bush is as "smart", as all of americans.

    LOL

  • @TipicalIdiot ahahahaha your so funny thats so funny all american men are stupid thats why we are slowly taking over the world,

    ahahahahhahaha yea were all idiots!!!

    we have never seen as much spread of imperialism in any other empire in human history,

    we may be nazis but we have done much good dispite all the bad

    so fuck off

  • Bush should've been a stand up comedian, not president. :D

  • oh man bush was so funny wish he was still pres instead of obama he hasnt done shit

  • Bush was WAY better than the idiot we have in office right now...

  • 8 years of bullshit.....

  • This dude smoked pot

  • Bush and Obama are the same in the sense that their solution to a downward economy is to raise the deficit limit and print more money. Of all the stupid programs that politicians care about, don't they know you won't have one without a steady income? So, duh, the best thing to do is to end all programs or tax the rich 90% of their wealth. Those are the only alternatives because they let at least 40% of the jobs here go to China and I know they won't be ending NAFTA anytime soon.

  • If I could meet anybody in the world, I would choose to meet this rodeo clown, Captain George.

  • People.. stop bagging on President Bush! seriously? Obama spent the most money of all the presedints of America. He's just a jolly good guy, not a bloody dumb guy.

  • what a goofball

  • If didn't have such bad policies and ideas then I would have found those 8 years funny and these moments charming, but now it looks like I'm gonna have to go to med school in England, thank god for my grandmother and dual citizenship

  • It's so nice to see Americans stubbornly supporting a leader like Bush. Keep it up guys! It won't be long till American collapse. But lucky (I guess) you voted for Obama.

  • Thank god for Bush. And shut the hell up you Bush haters. You guys probally hate every president who is elected. You try to find all the bad mistakes they make and exaggerate them. Learn to support the person who is supporting you, a holes. If you hate our preidents so much... get the hell out of here. We dont need another a s s like you.

  • I vehemently dislike GWB, so its almost disappointing that this video is so adorable and amusing. I still dislike him, but this is almost heartwarming. Almost.

  • 2:01 LMAO

  • don't know how some of you tards actually voted to re-elect him

  • thing about the French is...they don't have a word for entrepreneur

  • Search For

    "BUSH OBAMA DESTROYED US ARMY"

    Part 6 revealed

  • DANCE MONKEY PUPPET DANCEEE

  • I think President's should serve a 10 year term. There is too much campaigning . We need to reach Gun and Nuclear Weapons Manufacturing Facilities Worldwide and Shut them Down. State Governors Serve a 5 Year Term. State Senators serve a 5 year Term.

  • .....a stuffed shirt, daddies boy.

  • The same thing might have been said by father.

  • The same Americans who are voted Bush for 8 years, are thanking him for the killing of Osama Bin Laden death. Another reason why Americans are idiots

  • @Impetrate420Justice I live in America and I completely agree with you. I really am amazed that he managed to be president for 2 terms. I can't remember the Senator who said it but someone said "Obamacare only works for the people who need it." I don't understand how some people even manage to breathe on their own. And I will also never know how people blame are crap economy on Obama.

  • @Impetrate420Justice Those same Americans are also generally educated enough in the English language to present their thoughts in a grammatically correct manner.

  • LoL Bush is goofy

  • I really really really wish Bush had been a good president. For obvious reasons of course, then we wouldnt be in the situation we are in now. But also we could remember him as a good president and a total goof.

  • OMG america what were thinking electing him

  • @fairbae

    revenge?

  • may the hallmarks of Reason thank Obama..

  • i think bush is a good guy, funny and stuff but its just irresponsible to make such a guy lead a country

  • Do you miss me yet? NO!

  • THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUSH FOR FREEING MILLIONS OF MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN FROM BRUTAL TYRANNY; FOR SAVING MILLIONS OF LIVES IN AFRICA FROM HIV/AIDS; FOR PROTECTING AMERICA AND HER ALLIES, FOR CREATING OVER 8 MILLION JOBS TO KEEP OUR ECONOMY GOING AFTER 9/11 AND FOR FINALLY GETTING BIN LADEN!!!! JOB WELL DONE! YOUR LEADERSHIP IS SORELY MISSED.

  • bush didnt mess up the economy, it was people who are buying things they cant afford, people who buy 300k houses when they dont have the money, when people borrow money they cant pay back, all the money goes away

  • LOL @ 2:12! He looks so out of place! 

  • Gosh, someone give this man his own show

  • Thank god he's out of office. Now, watch this drive.

  • how did such a idiot like bush get in office, goes to show that the voters are just as retarded as bush,, but thats the USA i guess, full of dumb ass red necks and hill billies,

  • @MrBat01 Well technically the first time he wasnt lol as for the second time...I voted for Kerry. And I would have voted for Gore the first time if I had been old enough.

  • @sonbuhitsunei I'd also vote for Gore if I could go back. After all, he's the only candidate who paid any attention to the global warming that is now ravaging our fair countr- oh, wait. what? that hasn't happened yet?...

  • obama is the same as bush, with the exception of abortion policy. they are both great presidents that just happened to be hit with the new age media and people openly talking shit over the internet. you only hear about when they screw up, no one mentions when they do something right.

  • @TheJoeGraf name ONE thing Obama has done "right"...

  • @annerocksmyskull he made the order that got Osama killed.

  • @annerocksmyskull

    lol you got me on one.

  • @TheJoeGraf when did bush anything right? he drank 35 years of his live and then murdered thousands of people in iraq.

  • @TheJoeGraf What good are you talking about?

  • @TheJoeGraf Totally agree. They were both thrown some of the toughest issues also. Just examples...Bush had to deal with 9/11 and war. Obama has to fix the screwed up economy that Bush left him with.

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  • @TheJoeGraf yeah but the difference is obama dont start no war with a country thats not a chance aigainst our country the USA

  • @TheJoeGraf

    Ok I don't care for Obama, but comparing him to Bush is just wrong. Obama just had no idea on what he was getting him self into. 

  • @91noslenjc I absolutely agree. Comparing the two would be a delusion bordering on hallucination. The disagreement would be in assuming Obama has ANY idea of what he has been doing for the last four years other than attempting to appease his far left base... Bush gets alot of heat for sending troops into Iraq, and his nation building - none of which I agree with... But if you discount that and the Freddie and Fannie depression (caused in large part by the Dems in Congress), he wasn't half bad.

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  • Yeh you'll get yours Bush. If it ain't in this life in the next.

  • Could someone please tell me what he said to the pope... I can't make it out.

  • @AZtwoNE Awesome speech.

  • Hey would of made a good living as a comedic actor in hollywood,,,,,,

  • thats one guy who never grew up xD

    i live in finland, and i think he was funny guy :D

  • why are people thanking bush for Obama and the NAVY seals getting bin Laden?

  • 51 people are pissed cuz now that obama's in office we don't have anything to laugh at

  • @forceknt31 Well I'm sure many of us are.

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  • BUSH=ATTACK ON USA & NO OSAMA=FAIL

  • too much alcohol and too much coke made him what he is

  • Mr. President, we killed that terrorizer

  • We got Osama! Thanks Bush!

  • Justice Served!!

  • Thank you Bush.

    Mission Accomplished.

  • Bush couldn't do it in 8 years, Obama did it in 2

  • Fuck a bush

  • We miss you George

  • what a powerful thick man

  • @thebarnineffect

    Look up ZAPATA OIL, Silesian Steel. Profits pre WAR is in the Millions, Profits during WAR is BILLIONS

    Bush's own OIL and STEEL, What do all investors want, PROFITS. War is the ONLY Answer for high profits and GREED. SACRIFICING MILLIONS for their PROFITS, BUSHS' CIA create WARS all over EARTH for GREED.

    A ROTHSCHILD ILLUMINATE FORTE as is GENOCIDE

    LOOK UP GEN Smedly D BUTLER, he exposed BUSH's COUP attempt over Roosevelt.

    ROCKEFELLER gave HITLER all the OIL for WW2

  • @thebarnineffect

    PRESCOTT BUSH ( Poppy) he was a heroin addict. HIS legacy has been effective for almost 100 years.

    SKULL and BONES at YALE is BUSH"s CREATION as is The TRILATERAL COMMISSION with Rockfeller & Brzezinski. BUSH had to return Geronimo's SKULL STOLEN in the 30's, to the APACHE's 2010 COURTS RULE

    BUSH's Grandfather Prescott (Poppy) ALSO a HIGH TREASON TRAITOR to USA

    Bush's consider themselves 4th Reich, (power)

    Their cartel with NAZI's financing Bush's Zapata Oil

    Silesian Steel

  • wowzerss

  • ass

    

  • he was the best president ever lol he dun made a jokify about da da erm da queen *wink*. Bush > Obama. they both suck but at least bush made you laugh whilst sucking, obama is boring AND he is fucking up...-.-

  • what does he say at 0:34?

  • why did i have to watch a jcpenny ad for? i dont even live in america

  • i don't think he made a great president but MAN!! HE WOULD'VE BEEN AN AWESOME MASCOT!!!

  • Bush was great not like Obama he could laugh at himself

  • @Airman241 Ofcourse Bush had to laugh at himself he FUCKED UP on camera so many times the only way to take the embarassment away is to laugh at yourself. Obama doesn't FUCK UP on camera like Bush did.

  • @Teremei that may be true but it is like comparing apples to watermelons,GW Bush is different than President Obama the President is a little mire reserved and well spoken the former -President Bush he has shown he can tell peoplel what they want to hear

  • This fucktard is a disgrace to the world. Most definitely, he's the dummest, stupidest guy in the whole world.

  • @tetufrancia And I doubt you'll ever forget him!

  • what a fucktard

  • leguananize marijization!  Haha I would make a better president with those two words than Bush did with his list of made up words!

  • last scene: dancing like a monkey

  • PRACTICE LOVE ALL MY OBGYN S

  • HES ON CHARLIE SHEEN

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHA I RLY CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GUY BUT LAUGH

  • "Bushisms" that's nice

  • I'm still amazed at how Hot Shots Part Deux more or less predicated Bush as president.

  • haha this guy is definitely slow....hes proof that there are def people behind our govt. running the shots not the people we vote for. Theres no way he won the election, dudes an idiot!

  • Why did Bush even get nominated to run for President

  • one of the biggest disgraces in this country's history. htf did he get re-elected?

  • He' was by far the scariest Clown in the long and proud tradition of Scary Clowns .

    Pennywise don't got nothin on him. I misunderestimated the intelligence of the average American when this man was "elected". Then again? Really?

  • @D119heavy misunderestimated isnt a word. its overestimated dumb shit

  • @WarZeroProductions O RLY?? thanks for pointing that out to me oh mighty genius. It's not like I was using the word facetiously to make fun of Bush, seeing as it was one of the most famous "Bushisms" ever uttered. Seeing as how you didn't get that I'd place you right up there with Bush in terms of intelligence. That is, one step below fucking retarded and one step above Creationist.

    Next time you call someone a dumb shit make sure it isn't you who is actually the dumbshit. Dumbshit.

  • @D119heavy Ok i got ya. so im retarded because i dont watch countless videos on youtube and dont know that that was one of his quotes? oh, alright then.

  • @WarZeroProductions Actually no, but your comment was retarded for calling me a dumb shit when you didn't understand what I was talking about in the first place. If you attack someone's intelligence it doesn't make you look intelligent when you talk out of your ass, i.e. when you don't know what the hell you're talking about. And "misunderestimated" is famous outside of youtube, it was very well covered in the mainstream media when he said it.

  • @D119heavy jeez alright.

  • This is your brain on *coke*.

  • the dancing part reminded me of mr bean

  • Yeah! Tax cuts while 2 wars! WHOO!!

  • The best president of all time...

  • Come on. Everyone needs a bit of fun sometimes! even the President of the United States wants to dance a bit :)

  • he really could have been a great comedian...

  • Though he dug us into a economic hole and was definately not one of the most intelligent presidents we have ever had...

    Bush was one thing, Funny and stupid though horrible to have as a president at least he was entertaining.

  • @SamiWheeler than how come unemployment rates held around only 5% during his presidency versus the rate now around 10%

  • @SamiWheeler Yea, and now we've got Obama... who is corrupt, just as economically un-savvy(Keynsian systems always fail), and just as stupid... and yet hes not nearly as funny :p

  • oh, Bush. when will you learn to dance?

  • bush is the man

  • Fucking idiot.

  • hahaaaa this is great! drunken old georgy. Atleast Ill be able to tell my kids about the drunken john wayne we had in office. With a fat dip in his lip, "we gonna get those terrists"

  • I believe in respecting the president, but this guy's not too bright!