Cash Flow Generator Infomercial with the Rice Twins

[philosophergenius]

I've never known a midget to make money. These are circus performers.

[retlevine]

This is more than a tiny bit offensive, it's two tiny bits offensive.

[rhinoman1980]

its funny to see you guys make fun off them cause there midjets little do you know that there millionaires and have more money than your whole life savings and made it even thought there midjets

[ericwaffle31]

@rhinoman1980 no they are not millionaires. if they were millionaires they would still have their infomercials on each night lol. who would buy a product from them? here is the formula - ok so if there are midgets selling a product then it has to be real cause usually it would be not legit. so why not put two midgets on tv to prove to people - yes we are real because we are showing 2 midgets - that means we are very honest. lol

[ritter89]

@ericwaffle31 exactly. i'm baffled by the gullibility of the avg amercian consumer. the little gnomes are paid actors. 99% of these wankers are criminals who end up screwing either themselves, their customers or both. i saw the same slimy degenerates at an Amway conference i attended in the early 90s at the request of of a friend who was into it like a religion.. i walked into a room full of transparently insincere dorks dressed in cheap suits and bleached teeth--greed driven pyramid scheme

[ericwaffle31]

@rhinoman1980 bytch

[RedDaVincy]

Aren't these the same guys who exterminate termites?

[StargateMunky]

new meaning to "short selling"

[hperez19]

If we could get like 8 of these, we could dress em' all up like little beavers, right, and then put em' in a pond and see if they build a dam. Lol

[hperez19]

"Look, look, look, they put a little suit on him!" lol

[UnderDog988]

lol south park

[bearstearn3]

LMAO SOUTH PARK COMMENTARY

[joshuabrooks21]

RIP John Rice, and happy belated birthday to Greg Rice. I hope you continue to "Think Big" for many more years.

[BestTits]

lol south park

[imsixftsix]

The Rice brothers went to my high school....I was still in jr. high but, I would see guys in the upper grades carrying these 2 on their shoulders to classes all over campus. They were very well liked at Palm Beach High School

[Teejization]

midgets are creepy

[1twiztidbitch]

South park anyone?

[semillasdelorto]

@1twiztidbitch Words are like bullets.

[gasdorf]

two mini me's ......doctor evil made a extra set ?

[ruinerfixxxer]

i was in the waiting room of an emergency room once around 4 am and a homeless lady was on the floor watching TV and saying "you cant brainwash me you fucking midgets!"

[MrSeriously3]

Almost as good as Ziggy Zig! Definitely cuter.

[KAKApoopooPEEPEE3]

who looks ridiculous????the midgets do!!!! with their little suits and shit they cant even wipe their asses

[papatoony]

This is so fake. Everyone knows short people make less money than tall people. FACT!

[perry74mac]

Do they specialize in "SHORT SALES"???

[leedingy]

@perry74mac you're terrible :D

[drugsmoneysexallday]

I dont think people in my area die??

[therealmckay]

Halfman! Halfman! Halfman!

[TheNationalPool]

CGI?

[Theyersinia]

Small people only have half-rights.

It's you duty to toss one whenever you see it.

[duseanmandik]

these guys are were south park got the idea for the midget that cartman fights lol

[KAKApoopooPEEPEE3]

man these midgets look ridiculous

[NickCave13]

@KAKApoopooPEEPEE3 Look at your screen name and what you wrote. WHO looks ridiculous???

[sudoku123321]

Did one of them ask "Do they ever die?"

[UnderDog988]

@sudoku123321 ROfl....do you ever die? that fucking hilarious,,,

[Dole00]

i met these guys

the taller one died tho :(

[iamspid3rman]

Haha the "taller" one.

[LtGiant]

Did John & Greg Rice Ever Host A game Show?? Please Let Me Know, Dole00!!

[Dole00]

ok ill ask my aunt next time i see her (she dated john)

[LtGiant]

Okay, Dole00!! Thanks!!!

[bigbrojack]

@LtGiant Yup- they hosted a game show in the early-mid 1980s called That **** Quiz Show. I can remember watching it on WFLX TV 29 in West Palm Beach, Florida back in about 1982-1984.

[PopularTrio]

How far away are they?

[maximus426]

mescalin

[EnterNameHere76]

these informercial freaks me the fuck out!

[thisONEguy27]

yippie yi yay...

mini-sirloin burgers...

[JustUs8663]

Hurry grab one before it gets away! I WILL get those lucky charms!!!!

[theFFVIguy]

This is what the South Park Midget was based on.

[Kaminsky15]

ah.. I'm al little SHORT on cash... lol

[Joe402]

God damnit why did this make me laugh?

[GGreg2010]

@Kaminsky15

Your wrong for that.

[originaldarrkon]

Do people in your area ever lose their jobs.. I think 90% of American's could answer YES to this question at the moment.

I bet these guys masterminded the whole mortgage crisis while everyone was distracted because they look small and innocent.

[Crazyman1212]

sorry i don't trust Leprechauns

[willwkrueger]

there cash flow generator is actually a rainbow, i looked into it

[HouseOnSunset]

We're missing the point! THEYRE the "cash flow generators!" They're LEPRECHAUNS! If we kidnap them, they'll tell us where they hide their pot o' gold!

[absoluteblock]

Didn't one of them appear on Seinfeld?

[HouseOnSunset]

They're SOOOOOO cute! Where can I buy one?

[aokifumiko]

I LOVE YOU.

[HouseOnSunset]

Not as much as I love those cwuddly wuddly bundles of luv!!!!!

[GaryChabbert]

HAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!­! Look at how little they are!!

[Synopsism]

We all know how to generate cash. Capture more strategic points asshole! Oh, and hire midgets.

[wsohigian]

RIP John Rice. One half of this duo has passed on. They are quite a successful, against-all-odds set of twins. I respect them a great deal. Keep it up, Greg.

[shrumby]

Honestly, I thought I dreamt this one night... Only after seeing it on here did I know I wasn't tripping.

[stabmasterstab]

someone gave you a house?

[SpaceWars2025]

This is what happens when stem cell research goes mainstream. ;)

[MyNameIsJozo]

lol its tommy and harry

[HouseOnSunset]

They're just so cute and cuddly! Do they get their wardrobe from "Build-A-Bear?"

[ilyich1218]

Haha!!!

[Buffy667]

Best comment ever.

[SpaceWars2025]

Yep, they ARE about the size of a grain of Rice. Stack em up and they may reach the floor. :)

[mobywv]

looks like the midget from South Park

[emlodik]

I think that who he was based on!

[missibucketredux]

Did they even know what the hell they said???!!!

[bmobaggins]

people in my area never die.

no i won't tell you where i live.