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  • This by far is the stupidest thing I have ever witness in my life.

  • Dinosaurs used their teeth to cut through plants? *facepalm*

  • lol too much bullshit for me

  • I found this through Jesus Camp too, I paused it to see what it was called then I got here!

  • watching this hurts my brain by trying to fill it full of crap so i can't imagine what this does to a child...

  • Children, just because great white sharks have jagged sharp rows and rows of teeth and roll their eyes back when ripping prey to shreds to avoid anything happening to their eyes -- doesn't tell you anything about how they behave or that they use them to sever meat! It just shows you that they have sharp teeth! So therefore, for the t-rex, ignore the fossil evidence that suggest it preyed on Triceratopses and other herbivores! .... fucking morons. I'm going to re-make the scene at 0:47.

  • See kids, dinosaurs - all they ever wanted was to be vegans............... Tell that to a T-REX as he's chewing your ass up :))

  • Lol @ 1:18 - "Everything changed because of sin!"

    Well that answered all my questions.

    And then at 1:40 the theory of evolution falls apart because of that sin bombshell. Well, how about this: Sin is a manmade construct and there has been death as long as there has been life.

    The theory falls back together again. :)

    At least the Flintstones never presented itself as educational television. This IS child abuse and it sickens me that anyone tries defend it.

  • @DerektheDuctTape

    I can almost allow you the idea that dragons may have existed, although we are still yet to find any remains. Crocodiles, lizards and some birds look very much like dragons if humans needed any living inspiration - which they don't.

    The most likely truth is that civilizations around the world discovered dinosaur fossils, causing them to dream up terrifying fire-breathing dragons.

  • @DerektheDuctTape Please show me the videos that disprove evolution using evolution, and what further questions does evolution raise?

    'Why are we here?' 'What's the meaning of life?'

    Give me a break.

  • "dragon breath"?? so they also believe in dragons???

  • @aden302000 it is possible that dragons existed, and that they are dinosaurs and that they can breathe fire. Basically it is mixing two chemicals together to produce a flame. Even the human body contains chemicals that if mixed together produce a flame.

  • @DerektheDuctTape LOL Derek - good joke! We know they will go to any length to make the literal reading of the bible fit with the fossil record. Pity there are no dragon fossils for support. I wonder how they would attempt to explain the redox reactions needed for flame? Napalm in their nostrals? The biochem pathways alone would be worthy of a nobel prize in chem! Not to mention the morphological structures needed for storage of such chems in the skull. Still having a chuckle!

  • This is utter madness and child abuse - why would we deliberately teach children things that are just incorrect?!

    Even though some people argue that evolution is 'just a theory' it is the best theory we have that matches the evidence and the only theory we have that explains the development of complexity from simplicity, so it should be taught unless it is proven wrong.

    This is just nonsense.

  • @DaveUK84 I don't see how this is child abuse. In many cases, evolution and creation uses the exact same evidence, but just have different conclusions. Evolution does not do a good job of explaining anything without giving more questions. I have videos of where people use only evolution, and nothing else to disprove evolution. (No where does it even mention the bible or creation, not even necessary.)

  • Wait a second, doesnt the bible claim that the world isnt old enough to have the dinosaurs or some shit?

  • @fremag123vif what if man and dinosaur lived together, there is evidence that suggests this. Every culture has dragon legends. Look at the arifacts and drawings, all over the world too many to count, has dragons in it, and other dinosaur like creatures. The only way they can draw these things to the anatomy is if they did see them, that is the only thing that makes sense.

  • The guy at the beginning looks like some drugged-up twinky from "Take It Like a Man, volume VII" 

  • Ahh, gotta love creationist stupidity. It's almost adorable how hard they try :3

  • I find it difficult to masturbate to evolution!

  • this is child rape

  • bears are mainly vegetarians..LOL.

  • God needs to rest...lol..that's funny.

  • This is so asinine I think I lost a couple of IQ points watching it. ANY dentist will tell you that you can tell exactly what an animal eats by the design of it's teeth. Hmm, teeth like steak knives ? I think, maybe, CARNIVOUR ! And what about Corprolites (Dinosaur poop) that contain waste protien, bone fragments and ligaments, and zero plant matter ? I have yet to hear a Creationist address that.

  • OH THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! This is teaching children to be stupid!!!

  • This is damaging to the mental development of children. Like this and flag for child abuse.

  • I would say: This video is a result of SIN!

  • haha this shit is why I'm an atheist

  • Anyone else think that talking dinosaur guy is a grown up version of the baby from Dinosaurs?

  • "Bears are mainly vegetarians!" 0____o

    I've just died a little inside.

  • @ColdSteelandBlood It's actually true, in a way. Though they all have digestive systems ideal for digesting meat and clearly have evolved to be able to do so, most bears eat mostly vegetation. Though the video kind of implies that most bears are entirely vegetarian. They tend to be omnivores with a much larger intake of vegetation than meat.

  • @jforsyth9 Well I didn't know that! I stand corrected, thanks for the info.

  • @ColdSteelandBlood HELP I'M BEING EATEN BY A BEAR!!!!

    Cristian: IT'S OK, IT'S A VEGITARIAN, IT'S JUST GOING TO MAUL YOU TO DEATH

  • Did he just say Agent Mulder?

    Where is Scully lol?

  • omg.

  • I want one person to show me the passage that said animals were eternally alive before sin. I have read the Bible. NOWHERE does it say "there was no death before sin". I have seen the convoluted bullshit Creationists use to try and get to that conclusion. I want it plainly pointed out that it says "all animals were eternal". Let's see it.

  • @TheThunderduck There is the irony and hypocrisy, Creationists interpret as they see fit. Yet, the Bible is God's word, infallible and without error. They are too stupid to see this...

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  • ...Aren't bears omnivorous? The teeth on an animal doesn't matter? My brain can't handle the stupid!

  • i WEEP for humanity

  • You really have to be high.

  • Three words to describe this: COMPLETE, UTTER BULLSHIT

  • Found this through Jesus Camp XD

  • DERP DERP DERP

  • God, the "Jokes" are almost as bad as the "science".

  • This shit is fucking unbelievable. Creationism is nothing but one big, fat lie that retarded parents brainwash their children into believing. The world would be a lot better without it.

  • an animals sharp teeth does not tell you what it ate?

  • yes an animals teeth DO tell what it ate

    do guinea pigs and other herbivorous have sharp teeth?

  • bears are omnivores and also they are apex predators because much like like Jet Li it'll kill anything that happens upon it in short mother fuka will eat you you silly shit! You dont give them belly rubs to an apex predator you are a mini hotdog that screams in terror when devoured.

  • IAN FREEZE!

  • Bloody hell. So this is why Christians are so stupid.

  • my brain got fucked by a TALKING DINOSOUR.

  • Oh.....my.....non......existen­t.......god.

  • LMFAO! XD

    ..All I have to say.

  • This is all kinds of fucked up

  • 1 2 3..... 4 5 6!! We're in trouble, freethinkers! These muthas can COUNT!!!!

  • this is funny as hell.

  • Way to go poisining children's minds.

  • What a pile of utter 9th commandment breaking shit

  • Lies lies lies...brainwashing lies!

  • This shit is funny.

  • 1:00 easy answer, there has never been a world free of death! easy.

  • My brain is full of fuck!

  • Thank you shitty creationist show. Now I hate the X-Files.

  • I don't know whether or not to thumb it up because its hilariously stupid; or thumb it down because it's retarded.

  • To jail with them. Every sentence these retards in this show realease from their mouth is a lye. The worst thing is that this is broadcasted as a legitimate science show. I do not live in America so I can not sue them for this fraud but Americans who can do something about really should sue them. This show is fucking dangerous. Especially the ending with the bear. It can lead kids to believe that bears do not attack people while the opposit is true...

  • @Vrchni i agree... stupid brainwashing cartoons

  • Flagging this for child abuse. These videos are detrimental to a child's education and mental development.

  • Utter BUNKUM

  • uh... if god is omnipotent how come did he take 6 days to create the world and 1 day to rest?

  • This should be a crime....

  • @zzzIdividedbyzerozzz why, it is free speech.

  • @DerektheDuctTape You're absolutely right, and it is. I should have restated: It should be a crime to force children to watch this and say its how the world was, as some parents I know do such a thing.

  • Lol you got to be fucking me.

  • As Lewis Black said: "These people are watching The Flintstones, as if it were a documentary."

  • Not even the Sci-fi channel had CGI that was THIS bad.

  • Bears are "mainly vegetarians?" Bears are omnivores. Fuck.

  • I totally want a pet T-Rex!

  • I wish time travel were possible, just do these dolts would go back and try to prove this nonsense, and never be heard from again...aka and we all lived happily ever after.

  • Don't they see how astoundingly cruel the message is here? Talk about emotional abuse!  Death is a consequence of sin - sin that YOU inherited - it's YOUR FAULT! And all this cutesy horse manure makes me want to vomit.

    If these people get close to children, they should be thrown in jail but people actually hand their children over to be literally stupefied.

    "An animals sharp teeth doesn't tell you how it behaved or what food it ate..." You have to work to be that ignorant. Save our children.

  • @MohawkMangopit i agree

  • These people are satanic.

  • It sounds like he is making it up as he goes along.

  • creationism is not science, creationsts dont use the scientific method, creationism is proven false and in science when a theory is proven false it has to be re examend and rewriten, but creationsts don do that, they say it has to be true by way of religious authority! real science is anti-athoritative!!! evolution has been proven true because of evedence, there is no evedence for creationism!

  • I have never seen so much bs in one video

  • So can God create dinosaurs before creating people? And this question is coming from a Catholic.

  • hahahaha! I laugh, but then i come to think about the ones who actually takes this as fact....sad.

  • but bears are mainly vegetarians

    are mainly vegetarians

    mainly

    thats because they are omnivores which explains why they have both sets of teeth, and not all bears are omnivores polar bears eat meat which is why they have meat eating teeth.

  • This is so terrible that even Rebecca Black said ," Oh that's horrible!"

  • Hey everyone! Apparently plants arent alive, since dinosaurs eat them right? I'm just going by what these folks are sayin'! PRAISE JESUS!

  • This video accidently disproves the bible.There was death before man existed and some animals had teeth for eating meat.

  • Omg... this is a real show? I thought it was a joke.

  • How does a dinosaur sin? 

  • so bad it's good. Especially the bit that happened before death was invented (^_^)

    

  • I saw this in Jesus Camp. I couldn't believe, I came here, I still don't believe it.

  • This is abosulte JUNK. It's wrong factually over and over again. How people can say that somehitn gis full of "facts" when it is full of lies is beyond me.

  • "The theory just *chuckle* falls apart." Uh, mister redneck scientist? Your ENTIRE argument is based on the "theory" that the events in your book actually happened. That's called "circular reasoning," e.g. an argument that is true because it supports itself, and is a logical fallacy.

  • Because everyone knows about those fossils of people and dinosaurs playing together. Happened all the time back then.

  • Those sharp teeth would have been perfectly desgined for cutting through plants.

    Is that guy mentally retarded?

  • 2:50 Didn't god kill 42 children with two bears?

  • Please tell me it's satire! PLEASE!!!

  • @thebistromathicdrive

    I'm sorry to inform you that this is not satire. If you watch the documentary 'Jesus Camp', you see a creationist mother exposing her children to this very program.

  • Any parent who shows this too their child is committing child abuse...

  • wtf is this? This is horriable

  • 100% bullshit. the carnassial teeth of dinosaurs cannot be used for any other purpose but to rend muscle tissue. These Teeth are not capable of breaking down plant matter. much to the shigrin of the fundies, Form does dictate function.. herbavorious animals require a specific set of dentistry in order to actualy graze, namely flattened mollars or mollar equivolents aswell as incisor teeth. Carnivorous dinosaurs like raptors and rexes contain none of these required teeth.

  • so dinos. are sinful now?

  • This isn't science! This is religious propaganda!

  • this explains the entire south

  • Ehmm in don't understand.. Is this a parody on reality?

  • so the dinosaurs cut through the grass with their teeth. And god was like "yeah that's good"

  • "an animals teeth don't show you how it behaved or what food it ate, only that it had sharp teeth." is this video for real?

  • @thisisthejohnshow I almost pissed myself when I heard that one xD

  • FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bears are Omivores you fucktard! Omivore means THEY EAT EVERYTHING!

  • @ThunderblargZ

    Even me?

  • hOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. Watch this shit when you're high as fuck I swear man

  • MINDFUCK.

  • Who needs science when there is a talking dinosaur puppet?

  • no wonder China's and India's kids are kicking America's kids asses in math, science, and engineering.

  • Ohh the stupid... it hurts, it hurts, help meee, hellp meee! The stupid is killing me!! :(

  • And on the 7th day whilst God rested, US Army Cavalry infiltrated and overran his position and have been running the show ever since.

  • I don't understand that the people who made this can function normally in society.

  • damn amateurs, who the hell would run away from a grizzly bear?

  • this is actually kinda sad to watch.... it's breeding ignorance

  • 2:08 oh yeah, just disregard all that evolutionary biology stuff

  • MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!!!!!

  • GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

  • Why are they allowed to teach this bullshit?

  • I think my eyes and ears started bleeding.

  • GREAT VID!!!

    I'm going to use this for my avant garde hiphop album. THANK YOU CHRISTIANS FOR CONTINUING TO SUPPORT YOUR BATSHIT!!

  • CREATIONIST USED SHITTY ARGUMENTS! ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!

  • Do you hear that? That's the sound of my brain trying to crawl out of its skull.

  • grizzly bears are vegetarians. tell that to the guy who though he could live with the bears in alaska and ended up getting eaten by them. Better yet, go up to that grizzly bear and pet him, I dare you.

  • so wait.. nothing existed. ..before.. adam or eve... o.o

  • So Adam and Eve not only condemned themselves and all their descendants, but also all the innocent animals, not to mention all life throughout the universe that is capable of dying :P God must really 'love' his creation to condemn all of it based on a single action from two of his creations, who didn't even know any better as they had to eat the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil in order to understand they had done 'evil' worthy of condemning the universe :P Don't none u go learn noth'n k.

  • @RubberSand IT WASN'T EFFECTIVE! EVOLUTIONIST USES FOSSIL EVIDENCE!!!

  • I especially like the bipedal dinosaur puppet character that's smart to speak like a human , yet they condemn and rebuke evolution.

    what kind of message are they sending their target audience?

  • This seems true and not entirely prone to scientific rebuttal.

  • Plants are living

    Still death even if everything was an herbivore

  • Is this what awaits us in hell?

  • AHHHGGGG! THE STUPID! IT SEARS MY BRAIN!

    Question: If a T-rex's teeth (thick, cone shaped, pointed) were perfect for cutting through plants then why, sir, are you using a flat blade to hack through vegetation? Wouldn't a pitchfork work better? Apparently these dumbasses never heard the the phrase "form follows function."

    I used to watch "Land of the Lost" when I was a kid and it was more scientifically accurate than this shit.

    It had better acting too.

  • That can't be real...............please tell me they're all joking in the video!

  • I don't understand why somebody would want to make this disinformation.

  • This is as stupid as bibleman

  • This is why america has been on the decline. In america most people believe in the six day creation story and that the earth is 6,000 years old. Even though science has proven it wrong. People still continue to deny evolution.

  • @bombarderoazul I wouldn't say "most people." But yeah, too many.

  • Isn't this the same ludicrous video that the creepy mulletheaded kid's ignorant mom was using to "edjumacate" him in Jesus Camp?

  • @mrpink99 Yes. It's actually the exact same video closer to the begining than the clip included in Jesus camp.

  • I thought that this was going to be funny but it's turned out to be quite SAD.

  • This is the worst kind of propoganda I have ever seen. How can anyone with half a brain find the information in this video to be valid?

  • @Bluechangeman That's the whole point. People have to make videos like this to indoctrinate children while they're impressionable without critical reasoning.

  • if god were omnipotent he could make it all in less than a nanosecond.

  • This is total bullshit.

  • shut-up triceratops! youre not even a real dinosaur!

  • Fun fact. 60% of US citizens believe this

    What is worst? This garbage or the fact that people believe this

  • The stupid. So much stupid. ...

  • so the dinosaurs sinned and then all died?

  • It's stuff like this that gives Christianity a bad name. It's always just a small percentage of a group that ruin it for everyone else... I've got half a mind to know science is a strong basis for just about everything. That doesn't affect my faith. Jesus would fuck these guys up in the semis.

  • this is a good way to retard your children

  • If Jesus was alive today he would kick these people in the teeth until their teeth fell out and they had no teeth anymore because they swallowed them (their teeth.)

  • The stupid! It burns!!!!

  • Brain...hurt...help me.

  • Every cell of my body threw up.

  • ok... *take deep breath* no body can be this fucking retarded! Christians are smart, atheist are smart, but these people... oh don't even get me started! dinosaurs that act like dogs?! like what the fuck?!

  • what the fuck?... no, WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! can come one please explain this bull shit!

  • You disbeliefers will all go to hell for your sinful thinking. God gave us a brain to worship him and not doubt his ways.

  • @Nickarrrrr If I'm in Hell, wouldn't the Devil like me because I disobeyed God? We would be boys, hatin' on Gods, one imaginary sky man at a time.

  • But not the death of fruit...

  • Kids, don't do drugs...