Voltaire-Zombie Prostitue

[MsMikiLyn]

This song is inappropriate and gross...and possibly the best thing I've ever heard :)

[MegaAdam1000]

The title alone is pure awesomeness.

[eatmorebananaz]

"I'll pulled it out and said...

... Baby, keep the tip."

The whole song was written just for that line, you can tell.

LOVE IT

[veryboredpug]

Only Voltaire could make me jealous of a zombie and a prostitute, especially at the same time.

[mindgoesblank0]

Yeah, most of us don't like Justin Beiber's music, all the more reason to just ignore his existence. It just seems like some people can't enjoy the music they like without first having to assure themselves and others that it's better than that of the masses. This isn't targeted at just teshanovic1by the way, just everyone who feels the need to thrash other artists. Also, I use the approval of strangers who I will never meet in order to assuage my fears of inadequacy. Thumbs up if you agree!

[VIPHighlander]

253 zombies,

9 prostitutes.

thats how i read it anyway...

[teshanovic1]

Fuck Justin Bieber,VOLTAIRE RULES!!!

His songs are absolutely perfect,(in an evil way) :)

Now who is with me here?!

[Ferix]

...keep the tip.

XD

[Yumyumtuna]

And then people judge us when we wait in the bushes outside the neighbour's house - then procceed to jump through the glass window and hump the body of the just-been-dead grandmother.........?

[Carameja]

His voice is like a spell.

His vouce has me under control.

I keep hearing to his songs, cant help it.

his voice is magical,

its like he is a wizzard,

A wizzard with this girl under his spell.

Damn.. that Zombie! what a smell X_X

[deathofvidio]

its music like this that makes me wish I didnt stop music as a child

[vnom84]

Voltaire> Everyone else

[KillingSpree125]

Hey people GUESS WHAT!!!! There is a newer EVEN MORE deadly std, its called the G-virus.... But just like samus5993 said about the T-virus "it's perfectly OK" and here are a few symptoms to watch out for:

1. You start to change into a super zombie beast.

2. You have a craving for raw meat.

3. You grow big ass old lady claws and start slashing everything in 2 pieces.

Other than that your perfectly fine!! Unless you work at Umbrella Corp..... Then your just fucked.

[darkblood626]

necro... ghaaa horrible thoughts

[RuRuRuRufus]

Fucking amazing. Bravo.

[Selias55]

here's a question, that this song got me thinking about, if you have sex with/fall in love with a zombie, would that be necrophilia? since technically they aren't dead, but they aren't alive either.

[ArktiqStorm]

@Selias55 I guess since they are also knows as 'walking corpses' I guess it depends on how you define zombies since there are so many kinds

[RAAMerisima]

@Selias55 Remember the grim reaper from Conker? "They're dead... but not quite... dead" So, i'd say yes, it is necrophilia

[LibertineObscene]

This guy is funny as hell... In a demented way.

[Braleven]

"I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me."

Lmfao awesome

[goedertlord234]

XD " i had a stiffy for the stiff in front a me" XD

[treannec]

IMMA ZOMBIE JIGALO BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA oh god i love

[ryuksiner]

O___O is someone spying on me then writeing songs about my life

[DancingWithMidnight]

i looooovvveee this song so much its funny a h*ll XDDD

[drako2341]

this guys awsome!

[NightDemon14IIIX]

oh man i love this! the stories are so amusing :)

[keinve2]

Voltaire is the best at singing about Necrophilia and making it funny.

Granted, not many try... but still.

[nemovc]

@keinve2 listen to doug anthony all stars

[ZimMan2]

I'm sorry Bob Dylan and Don McLean, but this may very well be.... the best song ever.

[C0nstantine7]

god this song made me laugh so hard

[warrsor92]

for some wirred reason i wana dance to this... Ooky spooky Prostitute!

[EighthHomunculus]

I found a live version of this (in a mall)... biggest laugh: in the middle of the line where he says "and I said, 'baby keep the tip,'" the mic gave him a bit of feedback. being voltaire, he pauses, looks at the mic, and says, "That's not what I said. That's what R2D2 said," and continues with his song XD

[revenger13taco]

@EighthHomunculus o ive seen that lol

[animegx45]

Wasn't there an actual statue of R2D2 in their too?

Gotta love a guy to make a joke up on the spot like that!

[pieman646]

lucky guy voltaire rocks wish hed come 2 england

[nightmare2nightmare]

gotta turn to voltaire when u feel like listening to a great comedy song xD

[RoboTakoYon]

I like this guy. I hear his lyrics, but it takes me a couple of listen-throughs to understand what he's getting at. ;D (Like the "Baby, keep the tip", line)

[md911owns]

EPIC!!!! THAT WAS AWSOME!

[MarxFromTehHood]

Good and funny xD

[XDoggStrafe]

didn't have the stomach for it lawl

[InnerVenom123]

LMFAO!! XDDDD Zombie prostitutes for everyone! XDDDDDDDDDD

[doctorwholordotime]

i like the trumpet parts its a hard to play instrument

[1010taco]

...I just saw zombie prostitute, so I clicked on it...

is there a music video for this?!

[yokis12345]

well thers kinda its just a slide show of pics but no he doesnt rlly make music videos for any of his songs cuz they arent rlly made for that kinda thing so no.

[ell975]

@yokis12345 well he actualy made a music video for "happy birthday my olde friend"

[ChurchTheCaptian]

NECROPHILIA FOR EVERYONE!!!!

[pielord4141]

"stiffy for the stiff infront of me" O_o

[Cronos844]

zombie prositute is a differnt album

[CielarTraum]

This song was great performed live!

[GodLike125]

yey for zombie prostitutes xD

[NezumiKuro]

Not to be picky or anything, but I believe it is spelled "Prostitute", not "Prostitue".

And also, thanks for posting.

[shipposama80]

he says prostitue in the song

[bodaciousbrittany]

No. No, he does not say 'prostitue,' shipposama80. He says 'prostitute.' 'Prostitue' isn't even a real word. Also, what rhymes with repute? Cute? Oh, yeah... that's right. Something that ends in 'ute.'

[shuiyuki]

Shipposama80, It's all in the accent my friend, some areas don't pronounce the T at the end of words as sharply as others.

[ARedRoseForAMadGirl]

This is one of his more disguting songs ...

I love it xD

[ArktiqStorm]

@ARedRoseForAMadGirl well its nothing like Cantina, but it is grotesquely awesome

[Enestien]

One of his best. Then again, it's hard to choose a favorite among so many brilliant songs... Voltaire's awesome. And his lyrics are excellent. And I love how there always seems to be violin music in his songs.

Thank you SO MUCH for uploading this!!!

[amimoon]

ooooo thats even better hes soooooooooooo fine and sexy well thats wat me and my friend thinks lol lol

[mastermytza]

this song is sick XD i like sick songs

[PickDaCoolMan]

you would like his 'cantina' song then ;)

[amimoon]

i sooo want this cd its soo american-mexican style

[AntiHero1317]

hes cuban :P

[WaterfallChunin]

Love this song

its my theme

love your work

[YMaryThedaLynn]

i'm absolutely positively inlove with Voltaire!!! :D

[AntiHero1317]

you do know that voltaire is his birth name right his name is Aurelio Voltaire Hernández and i doubt his parents knew who Voltaire the philosipher was when they name him so he isnt besmirching anyone

[Wiiosten]

actually, he's not besmirching it. a good number of his songs reflect the philosopher's ideals. Dead, Hell in a Handbasket...

[Dragonflame11111]

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrr okaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[IntoTheAsylum]

"I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me" Lol

[sinswewrite]

I love this song.

Too funny.

<3333

-Alyssa(:

[darthenchantra]

"baby keep the tip" LAWL....and eww...

<3

[Taintie]

Best line in the whole song.

[darthenchantra]

Lol I know :D.

I can only imagine how the "date" responded...

[hodoimortal]

THE TRUTH

capcom is umbrella and tricell works with umbrella and the government is tricell umbrell begins...

p.s. voltair rox

[CallumDark]

I've just thought of some many meanings that could mean......

[Bathelix]

lol I realy thought he was about to cuss lol

[Kyrenxsoulxstone]

xD Brilliant.

[samus5993]

Hey kids it's time to inform you all of a new, deadly, std called the T virus. It's perfectly OK, do not be scared. This std can only be contracted in the following ways:

1. Banging a zombie.

2. Getting bit by a zombie.

3. working at Umbrella Corp.

[Belosus]

@samus5993 crap 2 of those happened to me

[Kaghne]

@samus5993 you can also get uroboros now too XD that one packs a bite, you could also lose your head XD

[yuo252]

@samus5993 Damn ive done all of that.

[Mrinconn]

@samus5993 i dont think banging a zombie in general will give you the t but oral sex is a definite way to contract it

but then thats sort of 2 really isent it ?

[espdkv420]

@samus5993 T-Virus is for children, who wants to go huff some 2-4-5 Trioxin?

[zantosa53]

omg! hahahaha amazing!

[phdbonzo]

You don't? You're weird.

[InfectedLittleKitten]

omg ilove this song xD "Now wouldn't you know, now i'm a zombie gigalo." lol wow i love it.

[classicrockmusicvids]

this needs to be the soundtrack for tim burtons movies lol it would be sick

[CupidsSlave]

someone needs to pair this with beetlejuice!

[animegx45]

Actually CupidSSlave, I feel that if Voltaire ever Meets Tim Burton, then they probably could make the PERFECT movie.

[TetsuDeinonychus]

Especially, if you add Henry Selick to that team!

[animegx45]

Good call. He's done some good movies.

I don't care what people say, I enjoyed that Monkeybone movie that he made.

[LucifersAngelFell]

I was just thinknig that! it'd b awesome!

[4sh70nGal]

@animegx45 defiantly that would be so awesome

[an1me4l1fe]

creepy, hilarious. everything that makes voltaire amazing :]

[SamuelLoftin]

Wow.. Love it

[Xenounit]

the only thing i can think of to express my feelings about this post;

EPIC FAIL!!!

[samus5993]

you dont even know what fail means...pathetic

[Canine199413]

You have no taste.

[Xenounit]

i was talking about what someone said about this song.

the song Is awesome and filled with WIN!!!

[Rabidhellbugs]

"A kind of rigir mortis was coming over me"

[sIxDrDoom]

"Had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me..."

[fluffiticus]

" She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prositute..."

[anon90031]

necrophilia: the best way to catch all of your STDs ;)

[fluffiticus]

I wonder what would happen if I said this.

[ayJo0]

sexy data tanga is true, i dont bealive i god or anything but his songs kinda true, funny to=)

[mikaseraphim]

But all in all she was a rotten kinda cute! *laughing*

God, sooooo~ good ^^

[TORSTF]

XD stiffy for the stiff...

[PFXProductions]

I like zombie girls are cute...if drawn right...

[rowancerberus]

I like the live version better, actually.

[JasonXLV1]

this guys amazing

he sings about things so wrong but he puts such a funny spin on it

i mean, have you listened to Cantina or Sexy Data Tango? haha so funny but so wrong

i think AtnerWorkStudios has both of them

this account is my #1 source for all studio version Voltaire songs

[alwaseaura]

so wrongO.O

but so funny xD

[EvilBlakBunny]

lol! one of my faves too! but i cant find their cd anywere :-(

[masterzen18]

i generally go through ebay or through the projekt records website to find his and other lesser known artists cds.

[angelicmadrigal]

so very very nasty. :)

[TashaIsDead]

Nice. (y)

HaHa We Keep Calling Catherine A Zombie Prostitute And She Gets REALLY Annoyed. :L

[silvertamagachi]

This is hilarious, in a nasty way. It's one of my favorites.

[Destroythejuicebar]

I love all their songs (:

[RyanDC23]

haha one of voltaires weirder songs but still great but his best is still almost human atleast i think it is his best

[scamoo]

yes, that and raven's land. that is my fave

[gizzygibbs]

omg! they rock!

[maperguy1]

i love fucking voltaire

[EvilBlakBunny]

LOL! SOMETHYING JUST GIVES ME THIS IDEA THAT THERE GOTHS...! I LUV VOLTAIRE! IT IS FUNNY BUT IN A DISGUSTING WAY... :p

[ExplodingKind]

i love the instrumental solo....

[OokySpooky6]

i love this song!!! Voltaire is AWESOME!!!

[Imadjinn]

Delightfully disgusting.

Zombie Gigolo indeed. XD

[CupidsSlave]

"Baby keep the tip"

I almost DIED at that part! XP

[icysakuke]

i got the feeling that i want to go to a grave yard...... ':..:'

[redking345]

this is really funny LOL

[MasterofEternalNight]

i find this song so funny

[digimon1212]

Yup ^^

[Augenstein]

So, if Ray Stevens and Alice Cooper somehow managed to procreate...

[digimon1212]

nice.

xD

"I had a stiff for the stiffy in front of me"

[Thyunda]

I prefer the 'I could feel the rigor mortis comin' over me'

I dunno why. Intelligent humour FTW!