Omfg London transportation drives me crazy. Metro stations piss me off. In Paris, I almost lost a hand to the doors because they only stay open for 10 damn seconds before slamming shut.
I get the ticket thing because i saw it in Harry potter and the order of the Pheonix, when Mr. Weasley and Harry are going to the ministry of magic at the beginning. :D
you complain about London?? you should come to Mexico this is horrible!!! you jump in and out the bus because the driver won't stop and you have to listen to their terrible musica OMG!!!
My brother's friend has a thing about moles on the body. He is facinated my them. So, on the tube, my little six-year-old brother thinks it is appropriate to stand up, pull down his trousers and display the mole up his arse crack. I just acted like I didn't know them.
Going home from school one day and got to the busstop where a woman and a fat child in a wagon were waiting for the bus to arrive. As I was standing there the damn kid started making faces at me. I mean really rude ones. So I told him to shove it up there and that there was no san* cla*s* upon wich he started crying. Too bad they had to go on the SAME bus as me and ride ALL the way to the bloody end where I live. And once there the kid shut up, looked back at me and gave me a "I win" look
I have used the wrong ticket like twice when I first started using the barriers but now I am so comulsivly parranoid that I check I have the right one 5 times before and 2twice after arriving at the station. I have yet to have a tsker despite the barrier spitting out the right ticket a few times on the first go. I think its cos I talk to myself and talk to the machine saying "no thats the right ticket I've checked 7 times, try it again you silly computer."
That ticket problem happened to me when I visited Paris for the first time. I was 16 and my tour group went to the platform without me... All the French people were tsking and telling me what to do. I had no fucking clue what they were saying, so I went to the ticket booth and said what I hoped to be "it doesn't work" in French. The man laughed and gave me another ticket. I ran after my tour group and my teacher yelled at me. Doom.
I'll stick to walking and driving, thank you very much.
We usually ask the subway staff here in New York to give us a b/j when we have problems with our machines. It works pretty well, we get/feel less upset. Don't you guys have anything similar in London?
A man once told me to hurry up when I was having that exact problem of the gate not accepting my ticket the first time, even though the gate right next to us wasn't being used. And then he missed his train. Am I allowed to feel smug or... >:)
this is so hilarious. i expected you to say something to them but i so did not expect it to be the wrong ticket. ive also never rode on a bus where you need a ticket :) so funny :D
"It is very much a love hate relationship as in they love taking my money, and I fucking hate that they're so unreliable" LOL, you don't know how much I can relate to this. It's funny because it's true XD Oh God, the whole big speech to the woman who then radiates smugness as you realise it's the wrong ticket was just legendary. Made me laugh so much :')
You sir have an amazing accent, and I dont know why it amazes me so. I mean im bloddy English aswell. But hell theres somthing rather awesome about it. And your videos are just genrally amazing and funny. <3
'Radiating smugness' - brilliant. At entrance gates to a station, people scan their card with some kind of lofty-hasty-importance, like they're entering Area 51 or something. Get real people.
OMG!!! i've been saying this for years!! it's my conforming theory: everyone doesn't want to be a conformist, but if everyone's being different, when you think you're not conforming, you're really conforming to not conform!!!
that happens to me all the time and everytime i have to try and explain i didnt know i had the wrong ticket..but they still sometimes give me the fine...try using an oyster card next time
wow. i really liked your story. the ending is not what i expected. i visited London a couple summers ago. i never had that problem. maybe it was just luck.
I hate those people that dye their hair black and wear all black (or those people that get purple and green highlights) in an effort to be non-mainstream or or a rebel because it's the cliche non-conformist thing to do.
Would you happen to be from the same area in England as Terry Jones from Monty Python? Your accent and syntax is very similar to his. Just curious. Thanks!
I love this video because: 1. the buttons on your sweater are fucking great, 2. You read, and are those Harry potter book or am I just seeing what I want to? and 3. what you said actually made sense to me
I once fell on an old lady on the bus (crowed) it just randomly stopped she was ok but i got alot of bad looks
Also whenever im on the bus and someone calls me (my ringtone is the harry potter theme tune) i get alot of werid looks but im NEVER changing my ringtone
Yes, the whole 'mainstream' babble made sense. Too much sense. My brain is fried. Quite honestly, I would have probably been, had I been present at that random awkward moment, the one person who can't help but burst out laughing. But that would have been ok because, perhaps, the awkward tension would be directed at me...or the whole place would start laughing and you'd feel worse...anwho no funny story, sorry
HAaaaa that always happend to me when im in london :L thank god for the oster card :) oo and you should see the public transport where I live, trust me london's is AMAZING compared :D xxxx
I just got your message now! I don't check my Youtube account enough. But your conversation on the mainstream is a taste of what is running through my head all day! So I'm a fan! :]
i LOVE how awkward you make everything :P its almost as if you're so nervous about getting it wrong that you just cant stop talking :L its soo cute! :P bless, and i think its funny how everyone says i like your accent and things, if they like, go to london? there's a lot of people that speak this way there, trust me, i would know! :L have fun making your videos though awkward boy and i will have fun watching them too :) xxx
I got a pep talk from a ticket lady at the Chicago train station.. it was pretty peculiar. I couldn't understand half of what she was saying because she had a thick accent.
Right so I recently went on a trip and on the way I noticed a few things that people do on planes. Firstly plane yoga. I get it your sitting there for a long time with your knees against your chest and the fat person next to you breathing down you neck trying to sneek a peak at what your reading . But For you to stand up and have to do some warrior pose number 5 in the nonexistent "path way" is just NOT COOL. Now i have garlic breath on my right and your ass in my face on my left. perfect.
Bet you cant role your "R"s , try this rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but with the tip of your tongue on the top of your mouth, back of your front teeth. NOT in the back of your neck. And don't question my spelling, cos it's not my primary languege, i spell pretty good for my age in my country.
believe me, if you lived in my country you'd commit suicide xD public transport here gives me headache, it's crap and a total chaos. I haven't been to London yet, but at least people won't step over you if you don't hurry up, people here are kinda "agressive" sometimes ¬¬ (joking) *sighs* xDD and I'm crazy about Harry Potter books as well (:
I haven’t had a lot of different public transport experiences,but Galway was worst. Two bus systems and we could only take the one where you always had to pay the fare and there were no tickets. Rome only had two underground lines which were always packed, even though there was a train every two minutes or so. London was about the same,only with more lines. And I don’t like these ticket-machines...
Such experiences make me love the Viennese public transport,even though it’s not reliable itself^^
hahaha it doesnt have anything to do with a bus but once i was like 7 or 8 and my sister had a myspace and so did i so i was looking threw her pictures and there was a picture of her and her friend but i thaught that her friend was a boy so i was like "oooo, jess is that your boyfriend, he's kinda cute" and she commented me back and said "thats a girl" and i was so embarrased hahahahahaha it was halaaarious not at the time but now it is lol
@Danii716 About fellow commuters? More like rabid, hormone-filled shitfucks which we call high/middle school adolescents. God I hate being grouped in with this demographic.
The mainstream bit makes sense, in a convoluted sort of way. =p
This totally made me laugh. Chicago public transportation is the exact same way. Except instead of having people being irritated at you with British accents, you get, "Aww, heeellll, naw! Whatchu doin' dats takin you so goddamn long??" Or something along those lines.
lol thats good u stood up for your self. i would have said the same thing as u or told her to use the next machine u trifling b**** im having a bad day !
Whenever I use public transport, there's not really people who think you're wasting their time, but there's always crazy people. People who keep staring at you, who're drunk at 10 in the morning, people who keep changing seats, people who talk to themselves... weird shit.
@rbs91160 rofl i am too but i dont have much of an accent (says some people from elsewhere) so i can talk fast-ish. i have no accent at all except for a slight southern accent and the occasional many different types of british accents (i am a master at like 4 different sounding british accents but can only go as far as 5 minutes in speaking them until they turn into either another type or american
ur so funny i wish more ausies had ur accent but i guess if they did they wudnt really be ausie wud they but anyway, wat i was getting at is that i love ur accent
Very true! Once that kept happening to me because the machines don't take tickets that are too crumpled up (I live in London) and it was really late at night after a gig and there was no ticket man to let me through. I had to jump over that barrier. And of course, just my luck, a ticket man see's me. After taking precious minutes explaining my dilemma I missed my fucking train!!
There really aren't trains or subways around here so i have no idea how you felt, but the buses are crazy, they have the stupidest stops and are never really on time. Although most towns here have everything so you never really have to go all that far, usually we just walk or ride bikes, an we have flea market, that actually have nothing to do with insects. But in the town i live there is a huge indoor market and they sell everything there,from pet things to comics to clothing it cool!
Haha. Laughing at your embarrassment. Hmm... you're like the new Charlie! Except less mainstream. You're mainstream argument made total sense by the way. Loved it and can totally relate. I have always tried to be different and now other people are trying to be different so now I have to find a new way to be different from the different people. And now I'm making even less sense than you! Anyway, loved the video! :)
Just the other day I walked down to the platform the same second the metro arrived. In sheer panic I jumped on. Fifteen minutes later I realized I was going in the wrong direction. -.-
I've also sorta gotten stuck in the doors of a train in Paris....
I guess public transport sucks in every single country. Here in Sweden the buses just CAN'T get to the stops on time.
omg this is all so true. damn london transport. but cmon free buses! but then 2 pounds for over 18s. everything good balances out with double the amount of bad. i hate when it doesnt take your ticket! but then the person behind has already put their ticket through or buzzed their oyster and you walk through for their gate open. then they cant get through :) love iiiiit. do you live in laaandon?
omg this is all so true. damn london transport. but cmon free buses! but then 2 pounds for over 18s. everything good balances out with double the amount of bad. i hate when it doesnt take your ticket! but then the person behind has already put their ticket through or buzzed their oyster and you walk through for their gate open. then they cant get through :) love iiiiit. do you live in laaandon?
omg this is all so true. damn london transport. but cmon free buses! but then 2 pounds for over 18s. everything good balances out with double the amount of bad. i hate when it doesnt take your ticket! but then the person behind has already put their ticket through or buzzed their oyster and you walk through for their gate open. then they cant get through :) love iiiiit. do you live in laaandon?
Wen i was in france we got on the metro in the wrong direction.dis was at like 11 nd wen it reached the end of the line we were stuk dere in complete darkness.alone.at 11 o clock at nite.in a city where no one spoke english.for an hour
My strangest train experience (i dont have many as although London is an hour away I dont go there often), was me and my ma were lost when looking for a train. We turned to ask this high brow businessman 'excuse me' help on where to go and he just sighed, picked up my suitcase and carried it up the stairs.
I found it hilarious that the man was sad that he was forced to do something he wasn't asked to do.
with regards to any public transport it is slow and dull and make me wonder if we are just as well as going back to the old hours and cart or even the tramcars with the speed they travel and the bust stops are so close to each other what is the point in that are people that lazy the they can't walk a little extra distance gee wizz! people are trying to get to places and work and the bus keep stopping every 5 seconds aaaaar!
i was taking a car trip to my grandmoms in tranto and umm i was on some weird street it took me a while to realize but i was in new jersey USA. i made right off my street not a left lol
me and my friends were going through one of those things, where you put in your ticket and walk through the bars. there was a lady in front of one of my brother who was taking forever, and my bro got pissed so he went to jump the rail and his foot caught it and he triped over it.lol
we were in paris with school, and we were tryna get through those ticket barriery things.. and the wee doors that judge wither they're gunna let you on the minging train or not shut on us as we were going through themm... we were like- aouch. fail. xD
Whenever I go onto a bus I feel this sudden pressure to validate my ticket as quickly as possible, like if I didn't do it in a matter of seconds the machine would self destruct. This is probably the reason I need counceling.
I don't like the video, I just like your caption about your self esteem being based on how many people like it. So that's why I pressed like. Not about the video - you can discount that. Unless I change my mind, I haven't even watched it yet beyond 16 seconds, that's why I don't like it. I don't dislike it. I guess my reaction will be positive - I am subscribed. Heroic comment
Vid's alright. It's quite gay. I mean, don't you ever do anything interesting? What about: count the smiles of people getting onto a LT bus, and also see how many people make you happy.
LT STORY: Last day of my London college course, as usual tic office closed at home undgnd + overgnd station, usually got ticket @ Euston where changed to undgnd. This day, not to be late, got on undgnd in haste, no ticket @ Warren St, had forgotten, so I jumped thru barriers after someone in front + ran. Was not spotted. :) Someone from college I didn't know beat me up outside college, couldn't take exams, got sick for life, never finished course or became lawyer, now I'm too sick to work.
... All because ticket office closed and some street hood lawyer who does his work by ESP on the street decided that's it for me. It really was. I'm too sick to work, 10 years later.
Love your accent way more than charlie's, from charlieissocoollike :D
luglikaTH95 4 months ago
Omfg London transportation drives me crazy. Metro stations piss me off. In Paris, I almost lost a hand to the doors because they only stay open for 10 damn seconds before slamming shut.
Eff public transport. I need a vespa.
AshTheEmpress 6 months ago
Screaming kids. You should talk about that. The amount of screaming babies does ruining a nice quite bus ride once in a while.
jack253 7 months ago
I get the ticket thing because i saw it in Harry potter and the order of the Pheonix, when Mr. Weasley and Harry are going to the ministry of magic at the beginning. :D
MissMuffinToYou 7 months ago
your hair looks good in this
LilyLoftus 7 months ago
Your little 'liking helps me out' and 'my self confidence depends on you liking this video' things are really adorable, yet they worry me. :(
becausewhatever 7 months ago
Why do I keep reading comments saying Robbers153 reminds them of Charlieissocoollike??
JelloDVDs 7 months ago
you complain about London?? you should come to Mexico this is horrible!!! you jump in and out the bus because the driver won't stop and you have to listen to their terrible musica OMG!!!
ptyangel 7 months ago
It annoys me when a black man sits next to you on the backerloo line eating fried chicken
SimonePumbaKazoo 8 months ago
ya i get that wet shoe-type feeling = )
randomz257 8 months ago
My brother's friend has a thing about moles on the body. He is facinated my them. So, on the tube, my little six-year-old brother thinks it is appropriate to stand up, pull down his trousers and display the mole up his arse crack. I just acted like I didn't know them.
fivelittlenerds 10 months ago
Or to be non mainstream you can just not give a fuck like me :)
skinnyXcows 11 months ago
Going home from school one day and got to the busstop where a woman and a fat child in a wagon were waiting for the bus to arrive. As I was standing there the damn kid started making faces at me. I mean really rude ones. So I told him to shove it up there and that there was no san* cla*s* upon wich he started crying. Too bad they had to go on the SAME bus as me and ride ALL the way to the bloody end where I live. And once there the kid shut up, looked back at me and gave me a "I win" look
Reviar 11 months ago
You're really cute!
lennic95 1 year ago
you look cute..at this video...u look better with your longer hair..and chubier cheeks
jantzen28 1 year ago 3
You wouldn't believe how much this made me smile. ;3
megan12325 1 year ago
how the hell can there be more votes then times of being watched??? 1200 against 9300??
edwin0809 1 year ago
@edwin0809 thats 9, 300 where as the votes are 1, 200 views are more by 8, 200
TheCrazyBunchTV 1 year ago
I have used the wrong ticket like twice when I first started using the barriers but now I am so comulsivly parranoid that I check I have the right one 5 times before and 2twice after arriving at the station. I have yet to have a tsker despite the barrier spitting out the right ticket a few times on the first go. I think its cos I talk to myself and talk to the machine saying "no thats the right ticket I've checked 7 times, try it again you silly computer."
Hirorkify 1 year ago
That ticket problem happened to me when I visited Paris for the first time. I was 16 and my tour group went to the platform without me... All the French people were tsking and telling me what to do. I had no fucking clue what they were saying, so I went to the ticket booth and said what I hoped to be "it doesn't work" in French. The man laughed and gave me another ticket. I ran after my tour group and my teacher yelled at me. Doom.
I'll stick to walking and driving, thank you very much.
HarmlessVampire13 1 year ago
wet puddle sock problem
PaiigeCliifton 1 year ago
you wrote "happy potter books" in your description ...LOL
MorrisFoot 1 year ago
We usually ask the subway staff here in New York to give us a b/j when we have problems with our machines. It works pretty well, we get/feel less upset. Don't you guys have anything similar in London?
LucasEllerNewYork 1 year ago
@LucasEllerNewYork you ask them to give you a bj ... as in blowjob?? im moving to new york right now!!!!
floomification 1 year ago
@floomification
Yeah, I meant blowjob.
LucasEllerNewYork 1 year ago
A man once told me to hurry up when I was having that exact problem of the gate not accepting my ticket the first time, even though the gate right next to us wasn't being used. And then he missed his train. Am I allowed to feel smug or... >:)
BenandGil 1 year ago
this is so hilarious. i expected you to say something to them but i so did not expect it to be the wrong ticket. ive also never rode on a bus where you need a ticket :) so funny :D
fudgeyoto 1 year ago
"It is very much a love hate relationship as in they love taking my money, and I fucking hate that they're so unreliable" LOL, you don't know how much I can relate to this. It's funny because it's true XD Oh God, the whole big speech to the woman who then radiates smugness as you realise it's the wrong ticket was just legendary. Made me laugh so much :')
Shelleythesnail 1 year ago
i love your videos but you beg for likes SO much it kinda puts me of liking the videos
jtscougar 1 year ago
You sir have an amazing accent, and I dont know why it amazes me so. I mean im bloddy English aswell. But hell theres somthing rather awesome about it. And your videos are just genrally amazing and funny. <3
darkerdreamlife 1 year ago
'Radiating smugness' - brilliant. At entrance gates to a station, people scan their card with some kind of lofty-hasty-importance, like they're entering Area 51 or something. Get real people.
RetroSmooveHouse 1 year ago
haha i know what you mean the puddle thing and the machine thingy haha
ilikefullmoons 1 year ago
I have watched this video SO many times just because of your british accent.. and well the story is kinda funny...
iiNGRiiDPA0LA 1 year ago
OMG!!! i've been saying this for years!! it's my conforming theory: everyone doesn't want to be a conformist, but if everyone's being different, when you think you're not conforming, you're really conforming to not conform!!!
my friends think im crazy!
cherrygirl016 1 year ago 2
"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."
CoquettishGame 1 year ago
thats y i always try to remember to bring my oyster card so that wont happen lol
TheFlameFalcon 1 year ago
that happens to me all the time and everytime i have to try and explain i didnt know i had the wrong ticket..but they still sometimes give me the fine...try using an oyster card next time
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MrJayapurves 1 year ago
wow. i really liked your story. the ending is not what i expected. i visited London a couple summers ago. i never had that problem. maybe it was just luck.
baybay413 1 year ago
aawwww youre not a twat!!! :D
SKATEROFNOW 1 year ago
lol love the mainstream unique part :D and of course the whole video!! you have a new fan! XD
SKATEROFNOW 1 year ago
I hate those people that dye their hair black and wear all black (or those people that get purple and green highlights) in an effort to be non-mainstream or or a rebel because it's the cliche non-conformist thing to do.
ayudarmecon 1 year ago
ure awesome!
blugirl4 1 year ago
Would you happen to be from the same area in England as Terry Jones from Monty Python? Your accent and syntax is very similar to his. Just curious. Thanks!
damrak1969 1 year ago
the doors closed on my dad b4 he got on the train and it left without him
babybroganh 1 year ago
u are so entertaining. and its not put on. tell more funny stories
AnnaNateable 1 year ago
you remind me of chalie mcdonnell / charlieissocoollike :)
missuniversusmita 1 year ago 33
@missuniversusmita
gosh he does, doesnt he??
but its a good thing, cuz charlie is amazingly cute :D
CharliesFarleysRusk 1 year ago
@missuniversusmita british guys are funny
PedroRodriguezND 1 year ago
@missuniversusmita He reminds me mor of Alex (Nerimon) more than Charlie.
DreamStreet2HPBabe17 1 year ago
@missuniversusmita sorry to insult but ....this guy...is just ssooorrtaa better, just alot. yeaahh ... Team James ftw?
xNightshimmerx 11 months ago
you are sooooo god damn CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
momothehomoful 1 year ago
aaah the wrong ticket situation....how I know...xD
skinstarrr 1 year ago
Haha Look, 23 people pressed the wrong button, embarrassing for them ! :P
MeadbhMc 1 year ago
I love this video because: 1. the buttons on your sweater are fucking great, 2. You read, and are those Harry potter book or am I just seeing what I want to? and 3. what you said actually made sense to me
crazedcouturefanatic 1 year ago
I once fell on an old lady on the bus (crowed) it just randomly stopped she was ok but i got alot of bad looks
Also whenever im on the bus and someone calls me (my ringtone is the harry potter theme tune) i get alot of werid looks but im NEVER changing my ringtone
LucozadeAddiction 1 year ago
how come your other videos only have 2000ish viewers? you're a interesting vlogger.
tathya7 1 year ago
I fell off a bus once :( it sucked
PotterPiggies 1 year ago
Yes, the whole 'mainstream' babble made sense. Too much sense. My brain is fried. Quite honestly, I would have probably been, had I been present at that random awkward moment, the one person who can't help but burst out laughing. But that would have been ok because, perhaps, the awkward tension would be directed at me...or the whole place would start laughing and you'd feel worse...anwho no funny story, sorry
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annafghfgh 1 year ago
My question is: Don't you have an Oyster card?
innocentsparkle 1 year ago
i've used the public transport stations in a bunch of different cities
cleanest: zurich
easiest: chicago
most interesting people: san francisco
kiddooo10 1 year ago
thats right! stand up for yourself. lolz. dont worry that happens to me all the time too.
Stargirl4505 1 year ago
hahaha
kmmofo 1 year ago
HAaaaa that always happend to me when im in london :L thank god for the oster card :) oo and you should see the public transport where I live, trust me london's is AMAZING compared :D xxxx
DramaticxJess 1 year ago
Your description says happy potter. Did you do that on purpose?
CherryValincourt 1 year ago
how old are u plz replay plz
1203ADSA 1 year ago
You should seriously try to write a stand-up comedy set! Do open-mike nights and stuff, should be a little easier to find if you live in London.
RandomObsessiveGirl 1 year ago
I just got your message now! I don't check my Youtube account enough. But your conversation on the mainstream is a taste of what is running through my head all day! So I'm a fan! :]
hauckyy 1 year ago
i LOVE how awkward you make everything :P its almost as if you're so nervous about getting it wrong that you just cant stop talking :L its soo cute! :P bless, and i think its funny how everyone says i like your accent and things, if they like, go to london? there's a lot of people that speak this way there, trust me, i would know! :L have fun making your videos though awkward boy and i will have fun watching them too :) xxx
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nealoveschocolate 1 year ago
I think you said 'mainstream' too many times in one sentence :L
love the videos :)
Take0ffYourColours 1 year ago
lol
speedgun00 1 year ago
veeryy sexy accent. i like the whole "the whole new mainstream is to not be mainstream!"
MadMay7 1 year ago
i don't base my opinion on the popular opinion. but if i have a mainstream opinion, i wont change it because its mainstream.
Abetterworld117 1 year ago
the mainstream thing is soo true. lol love it.
percussiongeek09 1 year ago
omg your cool.. harry potter fan ! =P
aww.. transport anmywhere tbh. not just london :/ .. haha xx
biches2k8 1 year ago
Tis True .. LOL .. x Ps: you are cute!!
twofreaksandacamera 1 year ago
I got a pep talk from a ticket lady at the Chicago train station.. it was pretty peculiar. I couldn't understand half of what she was saying because she had a thick accent.
Samilynn250 1 year ago
ugh, lol im going to london tomorrow : /
and yes, being original is SO unoriginal ;)
shishi14panda 1 year ago
Right so I recently went on a trip and on the way I noticed a few things that people do on planes. Firstly plane yoga. I get it your sitting there for a long time with your knees against your chest and the fat person next to you breathing down you neck trying to sneek a peak at what your reading . But For you to stand up and have to do some warrior pose number 5 in the nonexistent "path way" is just NOT COOL. Now i have garlic breath on my right and your ass in my face on my left. perfect.
xxziggyxx07 1 year ago
Bet you cant role your "R"s , try this rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but with the tip of your tongue on the top of your mouth, back of your front teeth. NOT in the back of your neck. And don't question my spelling, cos it's not my primary languege, i spell pretty good for my age in my country.
cristina230 1 year ago
haha. this is funny. i subscribed a few videos ago. lol. :)
collegeswiitness 1 year ago
She was radiating smugness! The bitch :).
Ld91x 1 year ago
believe me, if you lived in my country you'd commit suicide xD public transport here gives me headache, it's crap and a total chaos. I haven't been to London yet, but at least people won't step over you if you don't hurry up, people here are kinda "agressive" sometimes ¬¬ (joking) *sighs* xDD and I'm crazy about Harry Potter books as well (:
luglikaTH95 1 year ago
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luglikaTH95 1 year ago
yay i live in london too!! :)
TheBcuzimgay 1 year ago
'Spit it back out
put it back in'
irawryouman 1 year ago
I haven’t had a lot of different public transport experiences,but Galway was worst. Two bus systems and we could only take the one where you always had to pay the fare and there were no tickets. Rome only had two underground lines which were always packed, even though there was a train every two minutes or so. London was about the same,only with more lines. And I don’t like these ticket-machines...
Such experiences make me love the Viennese public transport,even though it’s not reliable itself^^
CurryReis78 1 year ago
hahaha it doesnt have anything to do with a bus but once i was like 7 or 8 and my sister had a myspace and so did i so i was looking threw her pictures and there was a picture of her and her friend but i thaught that her friend was a boy so i was like "oooo, jess is that your boyfriend, he's kinda cute" and she commented me back and said "thats a girl" and i was so embarrased hahahahahaha it was halaaarious not at the time but now it is lol
blaaahblu 1 year ago
u look cold in this video :P
zwingo336 1 year ago
I wuz flying and I almost had to sit next to this f*#king scary Asian dude
speedgirl131 1 year ago
public transport frustrations.. i can relate :)
Danii716 1 year ago 30
@Danii716 About fellow commuters? More like rabid, hormone-filled shitfucks which we call high/middle school adolescents. God I hate being grouped in with this demographic.
DragoonBoom 11 months ago
haha it made sense it made sense :P
mdincaa3 1 year ago
love ur accent
fairyRoxxi 1 year ago
cutiee x
XLuckyCookieX 1 year ago
how much DO they take for public transport?
Lojjs 1 year ago
i'm sorry i can't take what you say seriously in that jumper.
lornachapman1 1 year ago
@lornachapman1 thats becouse hes mainstream :B
3CheersForMe 1 year ago
You got! I am enlightened! lol... I become what I most hate! Brilliant!
BrownMallard 1 year ago
The mainstream bit makes sense, in a convoluted sort of way. =p
This totally made me laugh. Chicago public transportation is the exact same way. Except instead of having people being irritated at you with British accents, you get, "Aww, heeellll, naw! Whatchu doin' dats takin you so goddamn long??" Or something along those lines.
rainbowcrayon37 1 year ago
Why can I like this video only 1 time? I want the "really like" button NOW!
phenomenon91 1 year ago
How much is it for a ticket ? I'm going to Londen this Christmas!
sasuke1on1 1 year ago
@sasuke1on1 its london u tool
dayvidob 1 year ago
@dayvidob sorry i cant spell and when i hit post i saw i put a E so once agen sorry
sasuke1on1 1 year ago
The whole 'mainstream' thing you said makes sense to me to :) I've thought that before haha
RawrFunkyLlama8 1 year ago
awwww fyl man
bakar12345 1 year ago
lol thats good u stood up for your self. i would have said the same thing as u or told her to use the next machine u trifling b**** im having a bad day !
mekkaJ77 1 year ago
lol i would like to get the accents bruh no homo
KatyPerryBf 1 year ago
...lol :D
Glad i dont live down south. Sounds pretty hecktic. :))
shonacrazyworld 1 year ago
luv ur whole mainstream thing i got it haha
vanessane101 1 year ago
You should try public transport where I live in Houston, Texas.
Let's just say that everyone has a car and I mean EVERYONE.
ThatGirlY0uL0ve 1 year ago
@ThatGirlY0uL0ve lol yeah its the same in dallas tx EVERYONE HAS A CAR...but me TwT lol
sasuke1on1 1 year ago
Truths!
PeppermintPianokeys 1 year ago
Hey, thanks for telling me about your channel. You're a funny guy and I like your views. Hope to see more from you(:
IAmPotterPrincess 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
violinplayer111 1 year ago
wow, what a MAINSTREAM paradox
transformersloverjon 1 year ago 2
yeeeaa...i like london public transport...where i live theres one bus an hour and the train station is an hour walk away
LilFreddieGirl 1 year ago
try turning your head once in a while, your just so stiff
lol pun kinda intended
bffkimberly 1 year ago
lol that happens to me all the time! I say something that sounds clever in my head... but it just ends u either crap or an inuendo
kaz73901 1 year ago
you want to call me some time
Imprettyfly123 1 year ago
you're extremely cute :)
and I came to the same conclusion about mainstream society!
everyone thought i was insane... :/
FallenAngelForeva 1 year ago
That mainstream thing was very true!
Whenever I use public transport, there's not really people who think you're wasting their time, but there's always crazy people. People who keep staring at you, who're drunk at 10 in the morning, people who keep changing seats, people who talk to themselves... weird shit.
EvalienIsMuchBetter 1 year ago
lol that was one heck of a bad day. and i agree with the whole mainstream "identity crisis"
cbg4ev 1 year ago
Brilliant!
jon8994a 1 year ago
awww your like jonothan woss
EloiseeR 1 year ago
Being from the "Southern United States", I couldn't talk as fast as you if I tried... LOL
Keep the video's coming.
rbs91160 1 year ago
@rbs91160 rofl i am too but i dont have much of an accent (says some people from elsewhere) so i can talk fast-ish. i have no accent at all except for a slight southern accent and the occasional many different types of british accents (i am a master at like 4 different sounding british accents but can only go as far as 5 minutes in speaking them until they turn into either another type or american
zerorocks13 1 year ago
it made sense to me
mekadrick 1 year ago
Is public transport really popular in the UK because where I live, no one really uses it
xvictoriaxrose 1 year ago
@xvictoriaxrose it definitely is in London, due to the vast amount of it :}
3iMi5 1 year ago
lol at her smugness:)
and maybe use an oyster card...?
also yh i get what u mean about the mainstream stuff. cool vid xx
1985clarissa 1 year ago
So what you were trying to say at 0:20 was that conformists were conforming to non-conformity? Deep shit, but I get you!
ZomgMattRangel 1 year ago
ur so funny i wish more ausies had ur accent but i guess if they did they wudnt really be ausie wud they but anyway, wat i was getting at is that i love ur accent
lincolnm01 1 year ago
Very true! Once that kept happening to me because the machines don't take tickets that are too crumpled up (I live in London) and it was really late at night after a gig and there was no ticket man to let me through. I had to jump over that barrier. And of course, just my luck, a ticket man see's me. After taking precious minutes explaining my dilemma I missed my fucking train!!
biweeewufff 1 year ago
FAVOURIIITE :D
EdIsSuperman 1 year ago
lol
horseygirl019 1 year ago
I love your opinion on being "mainstream". I completely agree!
And i know you said this in a different video, but i really think you should make me a video. Because I have tits and I think you are hot...
chloetastic1 1 year ago
There really aren't trains or subways around here so i have no idea how you felt, but the buses are crazy, they have the stupidest stops and are never really on time. Although most towns here have everything so you never really have to go all that far, usually we just walk or ride bikes, an we have flea market, that actually have nothing to do with insects. But in the town i live there is a huge indoor market and they sell everything there,from pet things to comics to clothing it cool!
mixmasterrowie 1 year ago
I don't understand the buttons on your sweather.
thethetheshow 1 year ago
Yeah, it made sense :D
PrettyBaaby 1 year ago
Haha. Laughing at your embarrassment. Hmm... you're like the new Charlie! Except less mainstream. You're mainstream argument made total sense by the way. Loved it and can totally relate. I have always tried to be different and now other people are trying to be different so now I have to find a new way to be different from the different people. And now I'm making even less sense than you! Anyway, loved the video! :)
musicislife519 1 year ago
Londoners are notoriously in a rush (as people from large cities tend to be). Shame the lady was tutting you, civility is being lost!
If you use London public transport regularly, Oyster card might help?
No funny anecdotes to share I'm afraid. traveled off hours and people were lovely, as I was visiting from up North.
imaof4 1 year ago
ur cute :D
candycanekid99 1 year ago 23
that's a 100% FML moment right there! LOL!
Bandecki 1 year ago
First video I see of you .. and i love it !!
Subscribed !!
asscuntruless 1 year ago
Just the other day I walked down to the platform the same second the metro arrived. In sheer panic I jumped on. Fifteen minutes later I realized I was going in the wrong direction. -.-
I've also sorta gotten stuck in the doors of a train in Paris....
I guess public transport sucks in every single country. Here in Sweden the buses just CAN'T get to the stops on time.
moalinX 1 year ago
your whole rant on being mainstream...i've been saying that for years now. :) lol. thank you that someone else agrees with me.
becrhodes 1 year ago
now let's improve that self esteem :)
Katekazoo 1 year ago
haha i really want your accent. and i TOTALLY agree with you about london public transport!
mlynnXx 1 year ago
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omg this is all so true. damn london transport. but cmon free buses! but then 2 pounds for over 18s. everything good balances out with double the amount of bad. i hate when it doesnt take your ticket! but then the person behind has already put their ticket through or buzzed their oyster and you walk through for their gate open. then they cant get through :) love iiiiit. do you live in laaandon?
elielovesyou 1 year ago
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omg this is all so true. damn london transport. but cmon free buses! but then 2 pounds for over 18s. everything good balances out with double the amount of bad. i hate when it doesnt take your ticket! but then the person behind has already put their ticket through or buzzed their oyster and you walk through for their gate open. then they cant get through :) love iiiiit. do you live in laaandon?
elielovesyou 1 year ago
omg this is all so true. damn london transport. but cmon free buses! but then 2 pounds for over 18s. everything good balances out with double the amount of bad. i hate when it doesnt take your ticket! but then the person behind has already put their ticket through or buzzed their oyster and you walk through for their gate open. then they cant get through :) love iiiiit. do you live in laaandon?
elielovesyou 1 year ago
j'aime :)) Very funny !
Emmex14x 1 year ago
Wen i was in france we got on the metro in the wrong direction.dis was at like 11 nd wen it reached the end of the line we were stuk dere in complete darkness.alone.at 11 o clock at nite.in a city where no one spoke english.for an hour
09mellerz 1 year ago
You're pretty C:
ShonaghBbz 1 year ago
My strangest train experience (i dont have many as although London is an hour away I dont go there often), was me and my ma were lost when looking for a train. We turned to ask this high brow businessman 'excuse me' help on where to go and he just sighed, picked up my suitcase and carried it up the stairs.
I found it hilarious that the man was sad that he was forced to do something he wasn't asked to do.
Frankagator 1 year ago
with regards to any public transport it is slow and dull and make me wonder if we are just as well as going back to the old hours and cart or even the tramcars with the speed they travel and the bust stops are so close to each other what is the point in that are people that lazy the they can't walk a little extra distance gee wizz! people are trying to get to places and work and the bus keep stopping every 5 seconds aaaaar!
leonardo1480 1 year ago
i was taking a car trip to my grandmoms in tranto and umm i was on some weird street it took me a while to realize but i was in new jersey USA. i made right off my street not a left lol
roomedo 1 year ago
me and my friends were going through one of those things, where you put in your ticket and walk through the bars. there was a lady in front of one of my brother who was taking forever, and my bro got pissed so he went to jump the rail and his foot caught it and he triped over it.lol
starlaylla 1 year ago
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i've been in london with some people of my school
and we used to call our pink cards gay-cards
just for fun
i really like your vids
greetings from holland!
ScorpioSnakeRock 1 year ago
i've been in london with some people of my school
and we used to call our pink cards gay-cards
just for fun
i really like your vids
greetings from holland!
ScorpioSnakeRock 1 year ago
we were in paris with school, and we were tryna get through those ticket barriery things.. and the wee doors that judge wither they're gunna let you on the minging train or not shut on us as we were going through themm... we were like- aouch. fail. xD
faceymmhcarfoss 1 year ago
Whenever I go onto a bus I feel this sudden pressure to validate my ticket as quickly as possible, like if I didn't do it in a matter of seconds the machine would self destruct. This is probably the reason I need counceling.
SuperMoonGirl 1 year ago
you have a hot accent ;)
IheartPurpleMonkeys 1 year ago 24
@IheartPurpleMonkeys well he is english :))
TheBcuzimgay 1 year ago
Get an oyster mate :D
itsthatsebguy93 1 year ago
I don't like the video, I just like your caption about your self esteem being based on how many people like it. So that's why I pressed like. Not about the video - you can discount that. Unless I change my mind, I haven't even watched it yet beyond 16 seconds, that's why I don't like it. I don't dislike it. I guess my reaction will be positive - I am subscribed. Heroic comment
lecochonbleu 1 year ago
Vid's alright. It's quite gay. I mean, don't you ever do anything interesting? What about: count the smiles of people getting onto a LT bus, and also see how many people make you happy.
lecochonbleu 1 year ago
LT STORY: Last day of my London college course, as usual tic office closed at home undgnd + overgnd station, usually got ticket @ Euston where changed to undgnd. This day, not to be late, got on undgnd in haste, no ticket @ Warren St, had forgotten, so I jumped thru barriers after someone in front + ran. Was not spotted. :) Someone from college I didn't know beat me up outside college, couldn't take exams, got sick for life, never finished course or became lawyer, now I'm too sick to work.
lecochonbleu 1 year ago
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cont.
... All because ticket office closed and some street hood lawyer who does his work by ESP on the street decided that's it for me. It really was. I'm too sick to work, 10 years later.
lecochonbleu 1 year ago