Hey once ya brought ya ticket ya have to enjoy the flight . I would say ...not polite to leave the show
..OOOHHH ... WHOOAA ..." in the highly, unlikely event of lose of power on all 4 engines and thereon..." I'm not nerves anymore ...it's great hey told me how..what..when... like they handle kids...:-)
To everyone replying to that bag of shite "bronzer33" it only takes 2 seconds to realise by looking at the end of his comment where he says "FTP" that he is a glasgow rangers bigot cunt and also his profile page proves that aswell. Hes only slagging off billy connolly because connolly is a CELTIC supporter and dosent support his shitty bigot rangers team .Thats the MAIN and ONLY reason that "bronzer33" dosent like connolly which shows what type of person a rangers fan is. Pathetic bigots!!!
@6oodfella Theres alot more bigots on the rangers end than on celtics , but i agree not all rangers fans are bigots like him so i apologize. But he's still a bigot cunt.
@gnostical By saying one end has more bigots than the other (something that's impossible to prove), you're bringing yourself down to the level of the idiot who offended you.
There are bigots on both ends, I don't know the numbers, but what I think is, if you are into RFC/CFC for reasons other than football, you're an arsehole, that goes for both ends.
@6oodfella I'm only going by my own personal experience, i've met a shitload more bigots who are rangers fans than i have who are celtic fans.Your own personal experience might be different but your not me and im not you, so in my view there are more bigots on the rangers end .I agree about being an arshole if your into celtic or rangers for any other reason than pure love of your football team.
@gnostical I think it's more to do with you being a Celtic fan, as another Celtic fan is unlikely to appear as a bigot to you, same a Rangers fan is not likely to see other Rangers fans as bigots.
It would just be nice to walk down the street with a blue top on (not Rangers related) without being called an orange bastard by someone I don't even know :)
@6oodfella Not in my opinion,you think i cant tell if a celtic fan is a bigot by how they talk about rangers? it wouldnt take more than 5 mins to find it out there personal view.Truth is i've met alot more rangers bigots than celtic, rangers as a club have a prejudice towards catholics its bread into them by how there club acted,they didnt even sign there first catholic until not too long ago.They had a policy not to sign catholics for most of there existence so thats gonna transfer to the fans.
@gnostical I don't know if you remember what Jock Stein said about that. He said if he had to choose between two equally good players, one protestant, one Catholic, he'd take the Protestant every time, that way the other player wouldn't go to Rangers :)
@6oodfella Celtic have there bigots aswell though just because i think they have less of them dosent make our club any better than yours,they are both as bad as each other.Just thought i'd make that clear as it looks like im pointing the blame only in rangers direction, but celitc bigots are no better even if i think we have less of them they deserve the same blame as they bring down both our clubs.
How the hell does he give scotland a bad name?! He tours the world and makes people relise that scotland exsisted! Did u do that? no don't think so. Bet you haven't even met him and you think you have the right to dis him. So wat do you find funny? ur on arse starring back at you in the mirror?
Shut The Fuck Up, You Wanker. what the fuck do you know about this fucking fanny, He knows Fuck all about Glasgow, He made is Fortune bring the place down.Does he live here DOES HE FUCK ftp.
LOL is this prick serious, Connelly invented modern stand up and he's never been surpassed for amount of quality material, physical comedy, improvisation, and sheer hilarity. Quite simply the greatest stand up thats ever lived; people denying it wouldn't dare put somone else up for the spot, GENIUS
Yeah, Connolly is the best. With all due respect to all my other favorite comedians, who else but Billy Connolly could go on stage without the slightest clue what he's going to talk about, and wind up keeping the audience rolling in the aisles for several hours?
AAAAAH FFUCK OFF!! no one can say it like him xD
InfinityDz 1 month ago
just brilliant
zombiedude25 1 month ago
was that Robin Williams at 1:24?
grindorblackout1986 2 months ago
@grindorblackout1986 yea robins a good pal of bills
saschiver 3 weeks ago
Has anyone noticed the end of the URL for this video???
"...318&feature=mh_lolz"
"mh_lolz"
Epic Win!
katelynjustinxoxo111 2 months ago
It's Billy Connolly not Connelly... But still funny as hell!
"Not stars in the street, they should have big splat marks where people have jumped off buildings"
katelynjustinxoxo111 2 months ago
I can never take off in a plane without thinking of the f***ing dart comment!
mizmiki65 4 months ago
1:26 Robin Williams?
ComingThruTheDrRan 4 months ago
@ComingThruTheDrRan Hahaha. Both my favorite comedians. One watching the other. A comical genius laughing at another comedy genius' jokes.
^_^
ed88888 4 months ago
@ComingThruTheDrRan Yes.
snidelywhiplash 3 months ago
miss spelt his name XD
TheMGS12345 6 months ago
Well you wont have a problem with Concorde now, Bill.
Fucking shameful state of affairs.
Funniest routine ever though.
jc333jc 10 months ago
I loved the airplane part... yepp .
Hey once ya brought ya ticket ya have to enjoy the flight . I would say ...not polite to leave the show
..OOOHHH ... WHOOAA ..." in the highly, unlikely event of lose of power on all 4 engines and thereon..." I'm not nerves anymore ...it's great hey told me how..what..when... like they handle kids...:-)
Fabulous CHAP!!!
laggie24 1 year ago
all these ones from this show, there is part of the show missing, why?
Blackviper1970 1 year ago
Billy Connelly at it's best....
GRAHAM5020 1 year ago
To everyone replying to that bag of shite "bronzer33" it only takes 2 seconds to realise by looking at the end of his comment where he says "FTP" that he is a glasgow rangers bigot cunt and also his profile page proves that aswell. Hes only slagging off billy connolly because connolly is a CELTIC supporter and dosent support his shitty bigot rangers team .Thats the MAIN and ONLY reason that "bronzer33" dosent like connolly which shows what type of person a rangers fan is. Pathetic bigots!!!
gnostical 1 year ago
@gnostical I'm a Rangers fan, I'm not a bigot, and I love Billy Connolly, so please don't label all Rangers fans based on one ignorant cunt.
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like being labelled a braindead moron just because of ONE Celtic fan.
6oodfella 1 year ago
@6oodfella Theres alot more bigots on the rangers end than on celtics , but i agree not all rangers fans are bigots like him so i apologize. But he's still a bigot cunt.
gnostical 1 year ago
@gnostical By saying one end has more bigots than the other (something that's impossible to prove), you're bringing yourself down to the level of the idiot who offended you.
There are bigots on both ends, I don't know the numbers, but what I think is, if you are into RFC/CFC for reasons other than football, you're an arsehole, that goes for both ends.
6oodfella 1 year ago
@6oodfella I'm only going by my own personal experience, i've met a shitload more bigots who are rangers fans than i have who are celtic fans.Your own personal experience might be different but your not me and im not you, so in my view there are more bigots on the rangers end .I agree about being an arshole if your into celtic or rangers for any other reason than pure love of your football team.
gnostical 1 year ago
@gnostical I think it's more to do with you being a Celtic fan, as another Celtic fan is unlikely to appear as a bigot to you, same a Rangers fan is not likely to see other Rangers fans as bigots.
It would just be nice to walk down the street with a blue top on (not Rangers related) without being called an orange bastard by someone I don't even know :)
6oodfella 1 year ago
@6oodfella Not in my opinion,you think i cant tell if a celtic fan is a bigot by how they talk about rangers? it wouldnt take more than 5 mins to find it out there personal view.Truth is i've met alot more rangers bigots than celtic, rangers as a club have a prejudice towards catholics its bread into them by how there club acted,they didnt even sign there first catholic until not too long ago.They had a policy not to sign catholics for most of there existence so thats gonna transfer to the fans.
gnostical 1 year ago
@gnostical I don't know if you remember what Jock Stein said about that. He said if he had to choose between two equally good players, one protestant, one Catholic, he'd take the Protestant every time, that way the other player wouldn't go to Rangers :)
6oodfella 1 year ago
@6oodfella Hahaha made me smile, classic!.
gnostical 1 year ago
@6oodfella Celtic have there bigots aswell though just because i think they have less of them dosent make our club any better than yours,they are both as bad as each other.Just thought i'd make that clear as it looks like im pointing the blame only in rangers direction, but celitc bigots are no better even if i think we have less of them they deserve the same blame as they bring down both our clubs.
gnostical 1 year ago
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gnostical 1 year ago
Haha this reminded me so much of this one carlin show were he was talking bout planes.
redsplash168 1 year ago
I have pretty much seen everything from Billy and these 4 videos of this New York show is by far my favourite... he was in great form!!
kit1802 2 years ago
isnt that robin williams at 1 min 25 :S
leeleehopkins 3 years ago 4
yes. They were drinking alot together at the time when they were both basically alcoholics.
Janusha 2 years ago
Yep!
KingLantto 2 years ago
@leeleehopkins 1:25
pancho8721 1 year ago
scotland him ,, me
lionkingdaftxx 3 years ago
ur a cunt Billy Connelly is the best fuckin comedian in the world
roloug95 3 years ago 25
by a fucking mile
keflar5 3 years ago 2
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What an Arsehole? Gives Scotland a Bad Name
(Your Patter is Shite With A Capitol (S) Billy Boy)
You Have Never Told A Decent Gag in your Life.
Take Shite and Willies out you Patter and your left with Nothing .
FTP
bronzer33 3 years ago
How the hell does he give scotland a bad name?! He tours the world and makes people relise that scotland exsisted! Did u do that? no don't think so. Bet you haven't even met him and you think you have the right to dis him. So wat do you find funny? ur on arse starring back at you in the mirror?
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Shut The Fuck Up, You Wanker. what the fuck do you know about this fucking fanny, He knows Fuck all about Glasgow, He made is Fortune bring the place down.Does he live here DOES HE FUCK ftp.
bronzer33 3 years ago
If you were famous and you could live anywhere in the world.... would you choose to live in Glasgow?
No! Unless your a complete numpty
gport7 3 years ago
your only jealous cause you don't make a fortune bringing Glasgow down wi yir Moronic Neanderthal rantings, ya bawbag, yi gie Glasgow a bad name
spliffythree 2 years ago
LOL is this prick serious, Connelly invented modern stand up and he's never been surpassed for amount of quality material, physical comedy, improvisation, and sheer hilarity. Quite simply the greatest stand up thats ever lived; people denying it wouldn't dare put somone else up for the spot, GENIUS
keflar5 3 years ago
Yeah, Connolly is the best. With all due respect to all my other favorite comedians, who else but Billy Connolly could go on stage without the slightest clue what he's going to talk about, and wind up keeping the audience rolling in the aisles for several hours?
hawjhawj68 2 years ago 2
Gives Scotland a bad name? And you dont?!?!?
You simple minded fascist piece of toilet scum.Keep your mouth shut and quit boring us all with your room temperature IQ.
judomouse 3 years ago
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thats so so so so old...........not as funny as he is now.
wizzboy76 3 years ago
funny man
a jumbo jet crashed in a mountian in peru
yet all passengers were wearing a seat belt
dac031 3 years ago 2
billy conely is the man id fuk him
tubby3498 3 years ago 2
greatest comedian ever
neil182sr 3 years ago 4