Don't wanna be sushi: Paul the Octopus predicts Germany win over Uruguay

[MPSecare]

Anyone else happy there are no land-octopus

[druidgank]

i see only food... and the fast food of my food... so for me... this is a great video.

[jesedu1]

porque siempre escogería la derecha?

[MatzeKnopGaal]

da sind immer die gleichen kamaramänner

[SSwipperSS]

SHIT WATCH THAT BRAIN MAN :s

[unfukkkmee]

Uruguay HAS FAKE FLAG

[AventineRecords]

Legend. The Maradona/Pele/Cryuff of physic animals.

[TheGreatAvocado]

he's chosen left couple times before.

[Maschmellofrau1]

Und dann immernoch die dummen Fotografen:"sie könner immernoch 3. werden!!!

Toll des wollte der Typie ja sicherlich wissen xD

[TheMomomohsen]

he always chooses the one on the right!

[XxKEFLUxX]

@TheMomomohsen no he chose the one on the left against England

[hardrock3r1648]

BUUUUUULLSHIT

[storeugle]

@hardrock3r1648 IT might be BS - but the squid has a 100% correct record - mathematically this is not plausible by chance alone!

[XxKEFLUxX]

@storeugle actually he got two wrong in Euro 2008

[storeugle]

@XxKEFLUxX LOL - Errare humanum est - also for squids, still think his trackrecord was remarkable. Hope he is swimming happily around in some celestial ocean

[XxKEFLUxX]

@storeugle Oh yeh I know I know it was remarkale I just wanted to point out he got two wrong in his career

[storeugle]

@XxKEFLUxX :)Thank you for telling I wasn't aware his small faux de pas. I didn't mean to sound condescending in any way ...BTW wouldn't it be nice to have a mini-squid at home with the lottonumbers lines up .... wish wish

[XxKEFLUxX]

@storeugle I wish :)

[thetruelaworetch]

und jetzt ist der verreckt

Verdamt

[1989ECW]

Go Germany

[juliangalicia6]

44 people hate germany like me

[spigots8]

43 people are from uruguay

[hockeyfotbollarvid]

PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!

[paul18theodosie99]

he nows the future

[paul18theodosie99]

he nows the future

[zombiekillz4566]

he was right.... so was i

[andyruffa21]

its the food that they put in it!!!

[stephenchopsscott]

@andyruffa21 how wud they know who wud win

[andyruffa21]

@stephenchopsscott lol hes not picking team hes picking food

[ooINTACToo]

destroy the brain

[Pjotor1989]

Kill that evil octopus!

[pgpgp782]

he always chooses the right one

[konan565]

@pgpgp782 Right as in correct, or right as in not left?

[akinerol1]

@konan565 not left.

[turkiye33]

@pgpgp782 he's always choosin spain because octopusses are atractive to the red coller

[XxKEFLUxX]

@pgpgp782 check his one against England he chose the left one

[batmankid45]

that's some crazy stuff right there it did predict a lot of matches at first i thought Uruguay was gonna win after the 2-1 lead but then Germany comes back and wins I'm like wow..

[shpeendy]

FUCKK U OCTOPUS

GO IN HELL ISHALLA ....

[jack86669]

sushi sucks

[MakeUpForDummies11]

RIP PAUL

[TheBodda]

bet Paul will get his own religion

[stopoverbreeding]

40 people like sushi....DIE YOU SUSHI EATERS

[jeracoi]

R.I.P. you will always be in our hearts xD

[MegamanvolnutX]

god damn its a octopus

[THINKxCABOOSE]

@MegamanvolnutX Yes, yes it is

[wibmedia]

R.I.P Paule :(

[bozwell1232]

R.I.P Paul the Octopus

[VerryNika]

i'll be missing you :'(

[Heresjonny15]

R.I.P paul! :(

[blueberrylesbian]

How many games did Paul predict?

[BlueNeonSnipeR]

@blueberrylesbian the last 7 correct

[gish4265451]

@blueberrylesbian 8 Games in 2010. Every Game he predicts was right. quite scary

[giriisindahouse]

That fuckin title is a total disrespect. He just fuckin tells what's gonna happen and if you fuckin twats can't accept it then just fuck off.

[protosorg]

R.I.P. Пауль

[wardog3d]

Is this the euro version of Punxsutawney Phil?

[seriesdetv]

stupid

[Domisake]

in soviet russia the future predicts Paul!!!

[returnoftheramble3]

oh, that's not fair because they put one in closer to him first.

[TheMukeshmaran]

why must the germany octopus predicts gremany will defeat argentina.

[USBornSoccerPlayer]

39 Uruguayans dislike this

[iPodCheatHelp]

Germany was closer, hes just lazy like all of us

[newkyle1]

they should use that ting for us presdinets

[SerenityIsTheMan]

@newkyle1 haha

[AzodinCapt]

he always goes to the right



[Thugforlife333]

Damn these times for me as a German it funny that our octopus saw our win against argentinia and our...fall against spain.

Wich a shame that the city sold paul to the Chinese.

hopefully they dont eat them

Greets from Germany

[AnimalNitrates]

Paul sees and hears all.

Santa's got nothing on him.

[SayumiOsbourne]

ahha he went to Uruguay's box and then he returned to the Germany's box even though it was right in front of him, and Germany won!, but then in the other video the octopus choose Spain and Spain won, i wanted Germany to win but anyways the Octopus is Never wrong, Paul the Octopus FTW!!! :D!

[Cizza225]

can he find the cure for aids :D it would be a shocker if he could, i wonder if he can predict when the wold will end!

[justfakeforyou]

Paul not for president, neither primeminister, PAUL FOR WORLD DOMINATION

[genjutsugaara]

so he can tell me which one is the best Wife for me in the future..LOL

[Samm8798]

cool



[ToughFilTSK79]

What a coincidence, huh?!?

[xlglobetrotterxl]

grillezve pici ecettel....hmmmm...

[kaisereng]

Hey....Why everytime on the right?? not left??

[ToughFilTSK79]

@kaisereng Exactly, the German Box was nearest to him so he picked it.

In other words: Whichever box you're going to put on the ight that's the one the Octapus will choose and it's what will happen

[Domisake]

@kaisereng well maybe he always goes to the right becuáuse right is right!!!

i mean its still creepy that he predicted it all correct!!

[purekosovenblood]

he always goes to the right

[priweed]

mmmmmm Im hungry

[cluibert]

CHUPA PIJA

[prillex]

this octopus is becoming something else...

[ItzPandaMan]

It's not which side the boxes are that helped make Paul make the decision. Let's think about it, octopi aren't colorblind and like most animals, are attracted to a specific color. Notice that the trend of yellow exists in all the winning team's flags. If both have yellow as a primary color, notice how Paul goes to the one with more yellow. Not psychic, not because it's on the right side, nothing but plain old animal instinct

[faridperez]

@ItzPandaMan So, with tah in mind, I can become a football game predictor too??...I just need to see which flag or club emblem has more yellow on it??? and thats it?? GREAT!!! I'll become millionare!!!!

[ItzPandaMan]

@faridperez or it means the octopus got incredibly lucky which is why it has attracted so media attention

[AcidEye126]

@ItzPandaMan 8 games in a row is past lucky mate lol this octopus has a gift :D

[ducati1098R2010]

555

[AQWxXkillnoobsXx]

so the octopus is a slimy non asain michell pan?only its fifa 2010 and not make up xD

[SaktiBombi]

how did using Paul as a predictor came about ?? someone tell me!! :)

[Rallinale]

@SaktiBombi

Ever since Euro 2008.

[morningstarscrew]

The boxes of the winning countries are always on the right side. :|

[dismehname]

i wonder what would happen if germany was on the left side of the tank...........hmmm

[fraserm003]

ich hasse Deutschland, das sie shite sind. sie didn' t verdienen, an Schlüsse halb zu gelangen. Schottland vollständig. i' m 14 und Blick, wie gut mein Deutscher ist! ha im scottish!

[antonio0186]

I want octopus to pick my new girl friend..

[jason6295]

@antonio0186 ya shove his 8 tentacles in her face like shell want ur 1 after she done with him

[MontB2W]

Wheres Sponge Bob??? lol

[BurnRoddy]

I heard Paul is a proud father now

[EmpireBarcelona1]

All Watch My Video To Know How Pual can Predict !!..

[eefree89]

This is not a very good experiment. The octopus started from the left (right from our view), so, therefore, it touched the Germany box first. Had it started from the right, it would have touched the Uruguay box first. The entire thing was set up to, most likely, give support to Germany.

[MrChocoThunda]

After the world cup they tried to put other teams for differnet games and paul wouldnt do anything. he just stayed still

[RamonaFromPomona]

Great !!!

[victoriousvang]

FUCKEN GAY SHIT

[General1806]

@victoriousvang you suck ...

[victoriousvang]

@General1806

You SUCK DICK

[snufflejd]

@victoriousvang

IT'S A NOSE IN MY WORLD.

[snufflejd]

He has a kickass nose.

[MrChocoThunda]

@snufflejd thats its head XD

[STHFGDBY]

I wonder should they put America and Iraq in the Tank and see which one Paul selects...

[metroduced]

epic win

[XGamalieL]

Paul the octopus for President.....!!

[snufflejd]

@XGamalieL

May be the vest choice the USA has ever made.

[Crazylatinokid7]

@XGamalieL Ok first his name Jeremy and 2nd of all he should be "SUPREME OVERLORD!" (XD)

[mcmgtna999]

@XGamalieL soz mate but i think the time has passed

[xOTzHD]

Don't Fuck With That Octopus, He Can See The Future...

[wimpy1555]

@xOTzHD did he see his own death too??

[Shadowlover333]

@xOTzHD paul's dead.

[kxg]

Dont fukin mess with the paul...!!

[DaiCrax]

To all the people who think these predictions are faked... Nobody knows who will win, so why should someone fake pauls predicitions? BULLSHIT!

And he didn't always chose the favorites so next time think -> post.

I think that it's just a huge coincidence, the chance to predict eight times right in row is 6,25% , it's unlikely but not impossible.

[drumbasskickass]

stop badmouthing Paul he is an oracle.

[hecto334life]

i always thought that it was the bright color that attracted him because spains flag is more colorful than the netherlands and germanys and germanys was more brighter than uruguays

[busanigumz]

Pul was right lol

[IlikepurpleXP]

Okay, we all know that Paul is a G, but honestly, why rely on an animal who has been labled psychic for a soccer match? Why not just watch the game in suspense? Its far more interesting watching in suspense than just watching and 'expecting' a certain team to win because it was 'predetermined'. Thats just my thought lol. Also,in every vid i've seen he always chooses the flag with the most red or yellow.

[juanfly215]

any doubts ask Paul ! lol

[rotatablegerbile]

the only flags he chose either had the colour red or yellow or both. The match between Germany and Spain was just a mere coincidence

[VertSk8er12]

THE OCTOPUS HAS SPOOOOOOOOOOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHaloChief117]

This is so bullshit. How the fuck did they come to the conclusion that this octopus would predict soccer team winners? Someone just one day decided to show it 2 flags and he picked the right one out of a 50/50 chance?

[adlkdflsk]

@TheHaloChief117 u r idiot!!!! this is for funn...go and suck octopus dick u infidel prick

[TheHaloChief117]

@adlkdflsk

Wow, dude you seriously need to get a life

you've made a bunch of accounts to talk shit to people after they block you.

Your parents didn't pay any attention to you when you were a baby did they, no they just left you in your crib while you cried and ignored you. Keep making new channels, I'll just block you again. You fucking loser.

[ebermann123]

Paul is Hot!!

[FRANK9453]

Mom Mom at school told me asshole!.

Who told you that?

octopus paul .. . . ah so true. . . . XD

VLEIX

[riv9339]

they should make him president instead of obama..atleast he makes the right decisions...plus he has a head big as his...

[mayitos08]

@riv9339 You are freaking FUNNY men..

[yzsystem]

lol, i think he's cute ;ppp

[FreePersiaForAll]

America is going to pay a lot for him. Making decisions in Iraq.

[Neros3443]

@FreePersiaForAll lmao, I can imagine

Instead of countries, have two scenarios.

One box labelled "Send another 40,000 troops to Iraw", another labelled "Bring our troops back home". He picks the first one, and we succeed in ridding the Al-Queda within months :D

[FreePersiaForAll]

@Neros3443 Yeah, all that will do is make people like Dick Cheney richer, and the american people, further screwed in the ass.

[03108qwe]

statistics said that paul had 1 over 256 to get the 8 games results right...

but too bad hes going to die before the next worldcup.. an octopus doesnt live that long

[kn1b1s95]

@03108qwe if it doesnt have sex its gonna live to 2012

[XGamalieL]

Paul the Octopus for President...!!!

[phronima]

@ThroughTheWire1009 - how do you know it's a fact that Paul predicted Germany win in Germany vs Australia? Nobody has seen any photos/videos, only words from various tabloids

[CitizenofTh3world]

this octopus rocks!!

[amineisunltd]

paul! how about 2012?

[kingofchaos7]

Mmmm.... Clams.

[Maziyar]

Have the Octopus Predict our Midterms in November.

[johnnyreality]

@salahakan that or the person who puts on the flags ;)

[cue0987]

soon he will be making government decisions

[codeagent47]

@cue0987

how about decision on the economic crisis!

[cue0987]

@codeagent47 either way it won't be good lol

[nicelogin2]

@codeagent47 For economy, they are done by the monkeys.

[codeagent47]

@nicelogin2

the standing up monkeys. lol

[ben3580]

bring me the eyes of the oracle

[TheMaster26454]

people this will literally freak you out...................I AM PAUL THE OCTOPUS...there is a reason why i mostly chose the right side...it is nothing to do with the color or anything..i close my eyes for a second and then GOD tells me where to sit..

[therasberry2021]

@TheMaster26454 no ur not octupuses cant type :|

[TheMaster26454]

@therasberry2021  I know that it isnot easy for you people to believe in what i have said. i am a GOD's gift .. god has sent me to show people that its not that any one can decide the future but its the way you people posses or play whit the determination. i chose spain against my home side (Germany) because i wanted to put a willingness in th germans that they can overcome the fact that i have said spain against my home country (Germany) .

[polkadot1313]

maybe he just likes the colour red:)

[Vahanification]

New Nostradamus

[xparta300]

hey you stupid people hope the octopus predicts the end of the world for you stupid fucks muahahahahahah

[jonysalamy25]

@xparta300 fag

[elchuz]

Uruguay lost becouse the octopus said so.

[lovedrakebellldodson]

@elchuz the animals don't talk and it predicts the results, it don't choose the destiny.

[VergilX20]

Any one notice that one clam is more yellow than the other and Paul always chooses the yellow clam. Is someone else doing the prediction?

[Byakkotai]

Retarded bullshit for idiots, it can't even choose a draw..

[Herplex901]

@Byakkotai lol how can match be draw in semi-finals it has to have a winer you are some stupid guy ffs

[Byakkotai]

@Herplex901 Ever heard of the matches before the elimination rounds ?

[Herplex901]

@Byakkotai ok i'll answer this .THE ANSWER IS HE CHOOSES NONE

[lamtsite]

Paul would worry about the oil spill if he lived in the wilds, but he's got this nice condo in Germany so he is not too bothered.

[rihardo123]

lucky you get bronze lol and yeah dont blame octa cuz he dont pick german box in semi-final predict shame germany fans.

[hexrum54]

yea hes always choosing the box on the right hahahahah....