Top 5 Reasons I Could Live in Hawaii

[MrRobloMan]

Honolulu is too commercialized, goto another island like Maui and you will love it

[Jlird808]

u wouldnt last 6 months in hawaii unless u moved into UH or HPU dorms lol...even the outer island haoles would u beat u up hehe.

nah jk...but u better get ready for some major culture shock cuzn!! Hope ur used to being the guy who looks and talks different....cuz u will b

[cptrixo]

Ya you have to come

Down to the north shore it's awesome over there it's where I live:)

[shunshineeazy]

Waikiki sucks. It's so gross.

[GeorgeHurst08]

why is someone eanking in the background?

[KK96703]

I have not studied the Hawaiian language, never said that I did...on the contrary, you don't even live in Hawaii and think you are an expert!

This is what the meaning has come down to mean by the LOCALS here---that is what I was told by LOCALS...

You don't know anything about Hawaii by staying in the SHERATON in HNL! Ha Ha Ha-----I live here!

[Kamaka675]

@KK96703 Indeed, you have never studied the Hawaiian language, and therefore have no basis to argue about the etymology of any Hawaiian words. The false etymology you believe in has been perpetuated by generations of non-speakers. Mary Kawena Pukui, who was an expert on the Hawaiian language, correctly believed otherwise. As have the majority of linguists in this area. I am Hawaiian, have lived in Hawaiʻi my entire life, and speak the language fluently. I doubt you've ever even been here.

[KK96703]

@Kamaka675 Aloha, You are very fortunate to have lived in Hawaii all your life! I do live in Hawaii and I love the place, the people, the culture. Although I took a class on the Hawaiian language, there is still much to learn. I have read many books however on the history and the culture and I have protested along side Hawaiians in our attempt to bring to light the history of what happened here in Hawaii ~ Aloha nui loa and Mahalo! Love and Peace, KK

[KK96703]

"Some Hawaiians...say that because foreigners did not know or use the honi (the Hawaiian word for "kiss"), a Polynesian and Hawaiian greeting by touching nose-to-nose and inhaling or essentially sharing each other's breaths, and so the foreigners were described as "breathless." The implication is not only that foreigners are aloof and ignorant of local ways, but also literally have no spirit or life within."

[Kamaka675]

@KK96703 Again, that is a false etymology for the word haole. That is not the origination or meaning of the term. The term dates back to antiquity, before the arrival of Europeans, and has been applied to the god Kamapuaʻa in a chant as follows: He haole nui maka ʻālohilohi - A large bright eyed foreigner. The term has also been applied to foreign animals. Anyone who has studied the Hawaiian language should already be aware of this.

[Kamaka675]

@KK96703 Inā paha kāua e hoʻomau i ke kūkākūkā ʻana e pili ana i ke kumu o kēia huaʻōlelo, pono nō e nānā i nā kumuwaiwai ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi maoli, ʻaʻole i nā kumuwaiwai ma Wikipedia wale nō. Ma hea hou aʻe e loaʻa ai kēnā wehewehe ʻana o ka ʻōlelo "haole"? ʻAʻohe ma ka puke wehewehe ʻōlelo na Andrews, a ʻaʻole nō hoʻi ma nā puke wehewehe ma hope mai. Ua hilinaʻi ʻia kēnā wehewehe ʻana ma muli o ke emi ʻana o nā mea ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi. He kuhihewa nō.

[KK96703]

"I have to tell you" you are not experiencing Hawaii if you are staying at the Sheraton in Honolulu....jeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­z

[YippEIEIO]

I guess it's still safe to move down right, he's gone- nothin gonna bring him back?!?

[jloyer14]

na..Maui No Ka Oi!

[jazzyfaceproductions]

5 reasons to move there

1. the food there is unlike anywhere else in the world because it's so diverse the recipes are all local and mixed up and put together, gahhh it's just awesome

2. the best beaches

3. the most laid back people you'll ever meet

4. you can never run out of things to do

5. I've lived in NYC, New Jersey, California, Florida, Germany, Virginia, and I've been to Italy, England, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Thailand, Laos- and there's no where else that comes close. 808 = home

[pogisiG]

@jazzyfaceproductions i live here and it sucks ,rather be in California..

[RuckaRuckaJank]

I live on Waimea on the Big Island, and its one of the rainiest cities in the world. I still love my home though!! :D

[h9stjarr]

@RuckaRuckaJank ho braddah, that's hilo... lmao

[killahkau07]

@RuckaRuckaJank hahahaha yea dog thats hilo, waimea is just straight cold 24/7

[SPLiFFWORX]

I think I prefer Bora-Bora (Îles de la Société). It's French.

[waipahu96797boi]

My 5 reasons why u should move hea

1.Get Da Chicks

2.Get Da Beaches

3.Get Da Entertainment

4.Get Da Ono Kine Grindz

5.Last But Not Least...Best Place In The World

[808haynboy]

haha this guy i used to work with said the samething about the woman here on oahu he moved here from san diego he said you dont see alot beautiful girls walking around in the states like hawaii.

[madworldbestsong]

@808haynboy So True, Better Than Here In San Diego.

[Justinfootballguy]

i live n hawaii i was born there 2 its nice but sometimes volcanos are out of control SOMETIMES though but other than that i luv it

[jesloveslifexo]

hehe you're cute i like your shit.

[osodelicious25]

yes we have iphones but I prefere calling using my coconut phone from my tiki shack...der

[KK96703]

@osodelicious25 ya ya...i prefer it too! and i LIKE to be on parts of the island where there is absolutely NO service!

[yetiraper]

@osodelicious25 btw I love your ukulele metal groups :)

[donzaliko]

we love Hawaii with or without you

[neverwasapunk16]

I was born and raised in L.A ,but i lived in Hawaii for 2 months. I stayed with some family that lives in Hilo

[kakakshi123]

ZOMFG...no good sushi... really really,

first of the genki sushi isnt that bad not as good as kuru kuru sushi in japan, but still decent quality.

Yohei, sushi king, ninja sushi, many other can't think, but the first two definately japan quality.

and yes i have been to japan several times and I love good sushi.

[iCraacked]

I'm Japanese and I dislike Sushi. :P

[BrainZombieZ]

I wasnt even looking or listening, I was just looking at the background.

[jaytux08]

6:02 dove! lol

[wakeup0919]

love HI spent my 4 years in the navy there. the folks on the west coast of oahu didnt care for me but fuck em. makaha beach is great but makaha folk can go pound some poi!

[cptmacmillan117]

LOL Haule!!!! get outa here xD

[Kamaka675]

@cptmacmillan117 You mean haole. Hāʻule is a word, but it means to fall.

[KK96703]

@Kamaka675 actually it means "without breath" without aloha

[Kamaka675]

@KK96703 Unfortunately, the world haole does not mean "without breath". That is a false etymology commonly believed by non-speakers of the language. The word haole means foreign. Hā ʻole would mean "without breath," and would be pronounced completely differently. The word hāʻule, which an individual wrote as a result of a typo, is a completely different term which means to fall. Akā, inā he makemake kou e hoʻopaʻapaʻa me aʻu ma ka ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi no ia mau mea, hiki nō.

[Ronson1324]

@cptmacmillan117 You spelt it wrong. It's H-A-O-L-E, not H-A-U-L-E.

[cptmacmillan117]

@Ronson1324 i know. that comment was 9 months old. and apparently i didn't know how to spell haole? lol

[Th3M4g1cM4n]

@cptmacmillan117 u mean haloe u fucking haole i bet u dont even know how to pronounce the word haole 

[cptmacmillan117]

@Th3M4g1cM4n hey you dumbass, that shit was posted 1 year ago, grow up you scrag.

[cptmacmillan117]

@Th3M4g1cM4n and, shut the fuck up. i know how to spell haole, eh, people like you who get mad and talk shit over the internet makes you sound so tough ah? haha grow up dumbass.

[Th3M4g1cM4n]

@Th3M4g1cM4n your one fucking kook go fucking suck your moms chode you Haole fuck and you probally say the word wrong and boi you probally dont even know how to speak the language

[2xsf]

The sushi here sucks. I don't know why, but I've never found sushi (on Oahu) that comes close to what I could get at 5 or 6 different places all within a 5 minute walk of my house in SF.

BTW, you're quite the idiot for so many other reasons in this vid. Please, don't move here. We have enough of your type as tourists. Come, spend, go home.

[GimmeKitty]

Genki sushi is awful in HI, but we have it here in Seattle, as well.

I didn't like the food in HI.

I loved the people. the climate, the scenery, the beaches, however.

[KyuuBaka]

Some commenters here are making us actual nice Hawaii islanders look bad..

LOL dove.. :D

[jynsantiago]

you must of got laid LOL go home bitch you do not know the first thing about having fun on the islands i am from hawaii but now live in GA the only reason i moved was because the cost of living is tooooo high, go home haole

[shdowops]

Nice vid. And I can agree with you on most of it.

But I have to disagree with you on your "most beautiful women" comment. You are in Waikiki, so you are probably seeing mostly tourists. Go hang around Wahiawa, Whitmore, and places like that, and you will see lots of ugly women(not saying they all are). Even on the beaches(maybe away from Waikiki) you will see just regular people, and plenty of pencil-thin asians. Just saying, get out of the tourist areas and see some regular people.

[1tofallen]

I lived up the road from whitmore village. Every fucking night would almost run over some fucking douche bag that's doped up on meth.

[sakura181]

hells yeah he has to go out of "Tourist town" then he'll see real local people

[Endlessdonut97]

I agree with you. I live in Hawaii. GREAT PLACE! The only downside to living here is all of the construction of hotels. It destroys the look of what Hawaii REALLY is. But if you do, come to visit me!!!

[captainclayman]

i'd wanna live in hawaii.  it's awesome. but expensive.

[itzTORI]

Um. Just because someone's from Hawaii doesn't make them Hawaiian(Including myself) but yeah, quite a few, although not a lot at the same time do have iPhones.

Also, I'm glad that you got a taste of our Aloha Culture (Although that can't be said for everyone here). Also, you should stay for Winter. IT RAINS LIKE HELL. Er.. kinda. :]

Also next time you're on Oahu, you should go to Highway Inn (Hawaiian Food).

[petegrimsby]

yep last time he went he had a picture taken with no clothes on and its leaked onto the net like mad lol just google piriolloo lol

[53531640]

"It is the islands of love, I tell ya, and I am in love with..[pregnant pause] .. the islands"

[53531640]

Top 5 ways to make your ex-wife jealous, make some great holiday videos, show off your new girlfriend, show some great dining experiences, etc, etc.

[manbearpig91]

oh and the thing about culture, there is alot of predudice. where i go to school, white people are treated like black people in the 40's.

[Almuric7]

We as humans seem to show our best traits and strengths when put upon, it seems. The downtrodden are released and the become the tyrants and vice versa ad infinitum sadly.

[Kamaka675]

Awesome, right?

[TheVintageGamer]

you can see people in the water surfing behind Chris thats pretty neat.. look hard there pretty small

[kj6ythgfg]

Sushi YEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[xXiVanDarkXx]

EASY! hawaii has pineapples , pineapples are good , making hawaii good

it would be better if there was a mcdonalds there :O

talkin bout mc... im gettin hungry..

big mac anyone?

i think they need to make a website ... like . for big mc orders and stuff...

would save a lot of time ,

so anyways ,

i took a walk that day , and i found a dounut just layin there on the ground .

tried to reach it .. but a truck hit me. im dead now and if u dont copy and paste this commnt ,ull get laid tonight

[rejoycement]

Are you saying Hawai'i doesn't have any McDonald's?

[xXiVanDarkXx]

yep yepdy yup

[manbearpig91]

there is a crap ton

[manbearpig91]

if you ever did move to hawaii, maui would be the place to go. If you moved to olinda, there is enough rain to live off catchment, though few people do, and it is nice and cool half the year and rainy the other half.

[rejoycement]

I do live in Hawai'i though.

[kj6ythgfg]

lol

[Edsan91]

When he mentioned the thing about astrononmy I was astounding as I am an astronomer it would be cool if I lived there so I can see all the stars and celestial objects!

[bokocrew]

fuck i wish i was there ^.^

[swaroop1789]

nice  Hawaii beach...

[galacticmaui]

when you live there every thing is good but slow go. There are ugly people mostly in the dump of town believe me. Hawai'i is great go Maui!

[dreemdazer]

I love Seattle, too. I miss it. Utah is a great place, but like you said I love the cool weather, the beautiful scenery, the 'vibe'.... I intend to move back soon!

[howlettman]

if you do live in hawaii ever i would hope you go for Maui, thats where i live :) O and there is like no free wifi on maui :(

[kyleman1313]

boy you look happy.

[j15here]

ts called a seagull lol

[HotShot424]

Seagulls have grayish wings. This bird was all white.

[crispybacon100]

your all white

[j15here]

o lol soz it was 2 fast for me

[sfjoey2003]

Chris, that was the best review ever. When I first met my wife I though she was from Hawaii. It turns out that she is from Brazil and lived in HAWAII.... ;)

[ccubsfan94]

because he w0nt bet neon

[Shardayyy]

I love Hawaii, Cant wait to get back there...

[The64BitGeek]

So many geeks and non-geeks has an iPhone these days, so I would say it´s more geeky NOT to have an iPhone. ;-)

[iamskating247]

Chris would have to sign an ugly woman waiver... Haha

[MacIsTheGeek]

I was at that same hotel 6 months ago lol

[greatgames148]

damn it chris look like your having a good time lucky SOB

[reader34]

He actually break up with his wife??

[xGiiGGLez]

Anyone notice the black moving shadow in the ocean at 1:18 to 1:28?

[JacknifeCreations]

thats a cloud moving overhead..

[erikman89]

cloud?

[ianerick]

omg wth was that lol

[ianroadyyyy]

Pearce. Brosnon lives there : ). 007

[anzonix]

Did Chris break up with his wife?

[nepalihercules]

yup and he's making this video just to make his wife jealous.

and does any one know what's chriss acutal job. i mean i know he makes videos but wha'ts his job?

[anzonix]

I wonder the same, where does he ripp all the money, unless, hes a drug dealer?

[JaMesJC112]

chris makes enough money from youtube and his site etc, to make a diecent living. thats what big youtubers do. there job is youtubing! :)

[nepalihercules]

so ur saying his primary job is to just make videos only???/ how much does he make??? and is it enough to buy a new house??

[RiteLightProductions]

plz stop posting hawaii videos lol

[markbyrn]

Are you out in Hawaii looking for Obama's birth certificate? O.o

[MikeHuntIsItchy]

bahaha, wonderfulllllll +1.

[blackswordxps]

show us a tour of you hotel room please

[BalooDumptruck]

food is good, women are ugly as hell

[Khalduknight]

So are you...

[BalooDumptruck]

nice comeback, i'm not even a lady, so you fail again

[b00too]

2 of the reasons, i do agree, good food, and FINE women!

[Plankicorn]

You should make this a video response to your old video.

[BritishRider]

I'd move there tomorrow if it was possible. =(

[BeachBoysGuy1]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­z

[GuitarZero300]

wow, ive only been to florida

[sc0pl355]

Chris...

You're a married man brah

[JcBerry526]

He got divorced

[JehxOne]

you're kiddin

[JcBerry526]

No really man he posted it while ago in his blog. I know its sad :(

[sc0pl355]

WHAT THE?

Damn man DAMN.

What the fuck America?

[PabzGLRP]

Looks like somebodies having an epithany. :P

[freestuufguru]

already been in hawaii. Yay

[MetalShin0bi]

Cold, rainy, cloudy... that's for me [:

[ciaranfinnegan2008]

he sucks cock.. its true.. its some nerd sex thing :O

[MnCorp971]

Don't panic!

[jsdman1234]

so i take it ur not afraid of Tsunamis??

[Gwainafair]

i've never been on a vacation i dont know what the big deal is

never traveled and i dont think i ever will

[jsdman1234]

u will eventually,

my first time,

i was 30,

so don't worry,

you will eventually,

unless ur a hobo,

which ur obviously not,

xD

[Gwainafair]

maybe haha

[liam54545]

WOW you should so take a vacation its so relaxing im speechless =O

[Gwainafair]

lol

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[lhf1995]

5:39 is the main reason!Isn't it?lol

[BarkerGVideos]

First thing I thought to myself when I saw the title - Cuz you can afford it?

[dennis170]

i love the sea i nerver been in a nice sea like that

[ShadowAlin]

iPhone isn't for geeks, it's for cool ppl, real geeks have HTCs or SPVs :P

[Natural8o8Reborn]

leave town and waikiki guarentee you gonna see tons of ugly women lol. naw but hawaii got a nice mixture of women and alot of other great stuff. good video. you should come back to hawaii sometime and man i wish i could meet you! i didnt know you was on my island. dang it! come through waipahu! lol

[itzTORI]

I go Waipahu.

Great-Grandpa has a house there.

Just don't live there. D;

[Natural8o8Reborn]

living here now isnt so bad as it was back during the late 80's earlu 90's when all the gangs was more violent i guess. but they slowly trying to make waipahu a nicer place.

[itzTORI]

I like Waipahu but grandparent's have a house down in 789. :D

So I live down here.

[Natural8o8Reborn]

oh so you live in ewa beach?

[iainls]

fuck ewa...desert coconut niggers

[iainls]

fuck waipahu...stupid mokes

[aaapppeeelll]

fuck you too fuckin fag

[linkfanatic13579]

I can't live in hawaii because half the stuff online will not ship there

[chargers21dbz]

I knew the 5th one had to be about women. Nice XD

[rudewolf89]

lol is he serious about the ugly thing?

:p if so that's hilarious.

[pashyn]

hope you liked the sarong! i was so excited to meet you i was kind of star stuck and a bit embarrassed

[danayamauchi]

hopefully he knows its hitting 100 degrees in washington lol

[madsuser]

fahrenheit right?

[danayamauchi]

yup and its been like that for about 2days straight oh yeah and the all time highs here were only upper 80s

[Vaughnlesterinoz]

Haha I laughed at the 5th one.

[williamtom0]

wow did we all just miss the first comment and go from there? 1st is second, 2nd is third, 3rd is forth and so on

[redjonathan1]

Help, about 15 subscribers (about half) have suddenly disappeared from my subscriptions box. When i try to subscribe again to some already lost, then it says "You are already subscribed to lockergnome". None of the videos appear in my subscriptions box! Help plz

[redjonathan1]

don't worry fixed it, but not 100%, I would say 75%

[williamtom0]

6th perhaps, and this comment spam is fayelkayekz

[teachmemagic2]

6th, anywho... Hmmmm Never been to Hawaii... i want to go!!!

[M3nia]

fifth one?

[Budah1214]

You Better get a tan in Hawaii! Pale Boy!

[GHIIIFUCKER]

3rd?

[GiletteRazorsharp]

second i belive

[djdecca]

lol first one

[oapiee]

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