Hank Shaves - Uncut

[Treylogan218BR]

electric shaver is better no cuts or nicks

[LAZERZandDAISIES]

Awesome laughs/giggles:

5:20

5:50

7:33

7:55

8:20

8:35

10:05

Also awesome freaking out of chin:

6:10

[aristotle29]

forgot to say, you can look up more info at artofmaniless .c o m

[aristotle29]

Hey hank, get a wet shave kit, once you get one you will go back. No more buying cans of shaving gel, or pricey razor blades. A wet shave kit shave is less then 10 cents, you can buy a ten pack of razors for $1, $3 for soap that will last you over a year, and no bleeding. Well once you get a hang of it no bleeding. No pain when shaving. Also you are shaving upwards, bad form man. Bad form..

[XthecadburykidX]

Just watched this video and realised Hank's shaving gel is called "Edge". So, when he's not shaving... NO EDGE!

[DrBob66]

I'm 18 and haven't actually gone clean shaven yet. I also have not had the pleasure of feeling my chin for about 6 years now. I should try it, you got pretty excited about that xD

[chriserony]

What'd you do to grow that thing, eat steaks for a week?

[RosePetalsFalling]

No blood allowed!

The first recomened video is entitle "Blood"

[shutterhappy85]

only Hank Green could make watching a person shave so interesting.

[133411678230]

HE SAID FUCK AT 5:24!!!

[mthielssalvo]

We use the same shaving cream O:

[nekoninja1234]

mustache hank is creepier than soul patch hank, who's still creepier than facial hairless hank.

[amparent37]

It looks like we have two hanks.



[ForeverCharissa]

why is he not the only youtuber i've seen shave?

[meghandigerolamo]

wow, i have never seen someone shave their face before, this was mind blowing.

[twihard398]

Does anyone else think that it's funny that the recommended video is about blood?

[JoeMI60]

Tip for next time - shave in the shower!

[HeyLookItsLaurence]

Bottom lip moustache = butstache

[Kzar5678]

8:12 You paused the video?? I thought this was supposed to be uncut. Why do you lie to us, Hank? (lol)

[MarvyMaggie]

You look a lot like John in this video.

[hailbopthecomet]

1) you now look like my music teacher

2) as ze frank said "Oh here's one honey, must have political background, must have iq less then 100, porno mustashe a bonus! hey honey, is yours a porno mustache or an art mustache?"

DFTBA hank..DFTBA...

[helloxworldx3]

well ain't that precious.... 7:55

[ArisaAmayaAilee]

I was so excited that I started feeling my chin as well, even though I'm a girl and therefore have never not been able to feel my face.

[PrettyBaaby]

6:12 I don't think I've ever seen a man so happy to feel his chin.

[adfdageba]

bottom lip mustache: just what i was thinking.

[OrganicGolem]

This video reminded me I need to shave for christmas

[schoolingers]

LOL the soul patch looks so terrible!

[boylanroden]

Must. Pick. Up. Messy. Towels.

[ViolinistForever18]

I've never seen anyone so excited about shaving. Haha! :)

[AlmostLimitless14]

Hank, think about Dumbaldore!

[punkerjoe]

OMG, Who couldn't love Hank Green?

Hank, you just brightened my night!

I hope that makes sense... I can't say day because it's not day time...

[ClaireLaBear11]

I so badly want to see The Katherine's reaction

[keladry12]

All I could think of this whole movie was "Go away and NEVER COME BACK!"

[luisitagil]

i could totally spend the rest of my life with someone like that :') Katherine is really lucky hahaha

[AlwaysAPotterhead]

Lol I love your laugh, Hank.

xD

[dolphin64575]

I would be too scared of nicks to talk while shaving my beard if I was a boy.

How did The Katherine react to your mustache?

[ClownishHedge]

You're such a goof. :D

[SmartStupidGenius]

haha why don't you wax it Hank?

[guitarbox12]

When he freaked out about loosing his towel, I paused the video to look back and find where he set it last. It last appeared when he left to let Lemon out, but found out it was pointless because not only a second after he asked, he goes "oh, there it is!" I tried Hank, I really did.

[iambored71717]

Only on Youtube do I watch videos of men shaving and find it entertaining.

[AlexNuchiha]

I moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later...

(Later)

Can we PLEASE have a Corndog Hank shirt? Please??

[thejerrymobile]

Haha, Not sure if you noticed (it is your face, but I digress) your soul patch was just a little off-center. :P

This is remarkably entertaining. Shaving; who knew?

[kylierobyn]

Hi there, face here!

[malofa99]

With a beard Hank looks EXACTLY like a kid in my highschool... Could there possibly be another Vlogbrother? Don't think so, but wishful thinking, right?

[icewinter89]

I posted a comment on this video saying that nerdfighters want more Lemon... and then Hank made the lemon video :)

[funnypets456]

"That's gross!"

*Shoves gross razor in screen*

[MrDobbyRocks]

Uncut? Anyone? Bad pun? No? Okay...

[AlexNuchiha]

@MrDobbyRocks I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

[iranoo2]

I wanted to see Katherine's reaction to the 'stache.

[ddoglvr96]

the whole time, i was like, hank, you are the most amazing person in the whole wide world, because you didnt keep the tap on the entire time you were shaving. then i remembered ecogeek.

[teeeessXD]

Nice chin shot at the end there.

[morganzane1]

Kath-er-ineeee?

[ktgreeeno]

Get rid of ALL THE HAIRS!

[MrPopularSentiment]

I love how off centre your soul patch is, rofl

[MacBurlTheSecond]

"must have just been lemon standing up"

OH MY GOSH THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER IN THE HOUSE.

[KeytarChris]

I thought this was an uncut video! Keep the beard!

[bridgetisadreamer]

I didn't realise that the mirror opened up... That that freaked me out was a bit entertaining!

[AlanAngel666]

80's porn mustache... XD

[teampiratesaurusMLIA]

Me: OH MY GOD HES TOTALLY CUTTING HIS SKIN!! oh no, he's fine...OH MY GOD HES-oh still fine... OH MY GOD-no he's ok..

[Jereppa3]

This must be made into a shirt.

[camoblackhawk]

i have a goatee and i love it. how dare you betray all of us who have goatees

[dannerzme]

"The Man in the Mirror" was going through my head the whole time, lol.

I know this is redundant, but you are SO AWESOME!!

[izinomics]

you have really great teeth. haha and as I was watching your most recent video I wondered if you and/or john cursed a lot off-camera. I actually curse more than most but I never thought of you guys as people who curse. but it totally makes sense because you're grown men. it's actually really great! haha

[kieramaree]

Oh the irony of an uncut video about shaving. You're the best Hank!

[TimeLordFaust]

"If your dad doesn't have a beard. You've got two mum's. Two Beardless Mum's" ...

- The Beards

Song: If you're Dad doesn't have a beard. You've got two Mum's.

Like for the fallen beard.

[auriianna]

OMG PRODUCT PLACEMENT. lol. jk.

[AlainaAvalanche]

You look like a cowboy with that mustache

[MaluchkaKorotkova]

I had to replay 7:56 a few times to hear the giggle again. It makes me laugh!

[Blawwmkw]

This is a little bit like a make-up tutorial video :)

[alicattor1469]

Right as he said he though Katherine was home, my mom walked in the door. It was weird.

[cooldudet15]

his face when he said "bottom lip mustache" :)

[Magoo1502]

SHAVE OFF THE MUSTACHE



[GeorgiaGrier28]

"I'm going to hurt myself, aren't I?"

[justahufflepuff147]

....I can't believe I just watched a 10 minute, 10 second video of a man shaving his beard.

[Laryodienhizer]

@justahufflepuff147 But he sure as hell made it interesting, didn't he?



[punkerjoe]

@justahufflepuff147 You didn't just watch any man shave his beard though, no. You watched HANK shave his beard :) Which makes it THAT much better. :p

[stichy500]

@justahufflepuff147 that is exactly what i was thinking as i came to the end of this video

[Danielle729]

My sister used to live in Key West. I used to visit her all the time. I could have seen a tan, hairy-faced Hank Green and not even know it.

[ArtFreakMel]

Oh my goodness.... am I the only one who sees the startling resemblance between Hank and John when Hank turns to the side?

[Comicops]

Why are there so many likes?

[MooCowKris]

1. Why did I just spend ten minutes watching that? (It was well worth it.)

2. I appreciate your plaid shirt.

3. I feel like the super creep for watching it, but what the expletive, I have nothing better to do.

[26Staples]

as the dark lord, I believe my command would be more effective if I had a mustache, thoughts?

[TheThirdGerman]

@26Staples

A black helmet and a deep voice would do the job I guess xD

[mrloulou97]

Is it just me or is he acting/talking just like Toby?

[zoerickard]

Hank. You are such a dag!

[JaylaCucu]

Shave it shave it shave it, oh my gosh, PLEASE get rid of it? Hank, I'm so sorry, but I.... I just..... No. No mustache for Hank, please.

However, this video WAS amazing. You're the awesomest of awesome. You can't possibly forget to be awesome, because it just comes naturally to you.

[teganbowiefreak]

It's a new step in our relationship. We get to see you shave.

[ephemerastrings]

scissors? really? :D i think you should have used a razor:)

[itsMadMarg]

"I have to pee suddenly" 

[sadespair]

Aha, there was a Psych moment! "What, Huh, Yes!"

[MrRedneckfishgitter]

6:29 you look like a cop

[BrialeeDawn]

Ned Flanders!??!!!

[JoeFelice]

@BrialeeDawn Ha! I was thinking William H Macy, but that works too.

[Katheiner0se]

hehe, my name is katherine so it sounds aweseom :)

[bobthepurpleostrich]

6:12 hahahahaha

[massizme]

I can't believe I just spent ten minutes watching a guy shaving.

[hollium]

There are 19575 other people as interested in shaving as I am. Now we know what men have to endure on a daily basis, maybe we won't judge their stubble as being the characteristic of a lazy person, but of one unprepared to FEEL THE PAIN.

[shmemmalee]

It's weird because when I look at you in the mirror, you look like Hank, but not in the mirror, you look a lot like John

[Qwillk]

"Oh yeah~"

[Jobeth7348]

I love how Hank almost cut himself when he tried to say three in the countdown and then forwent the number altogether.

[bobtinklesnews]

so many hairs!!!!!

[GeorgieBiggin]

I just watched ten minutes of you shaving... why?

[smgeier]

Please do a cover of Jonathan Coulton's "The Stache"

[karlsiemsen]

The mustache must go!

[Estagon]

Hiiiiiighwaaaaaaayy To The Daaanger Zone!

[poopsled]

When I have to shave my beard for what ever reason I use an electric trimmer I bought at Walgreens for $20. You never know it could turn into a nice punishment tool... hint hint.

[NamonMe]

They make this thing called a razor that many of us use. It's so much easier than using scissors.

[ShakespeareFrost]

Check you out, rocking the mustache. Admittedly not hard to do considering what we've seen of a mustached John (Pizza John shirts anyone?). =P

[TheHarlequinade]

FINALLY!!!! (:

[TimeForTheTowerSong]

...This is the first and probably only time I've been entertained and willing to watch a man in his 30's shave.

[sadtoastissad]

like to put out how strange it is that people really just watched a video of most mens morning routine. maybe slightly less exciting to watch some men shave but the premiss is the same.

[excellentsamuraid]

Hank has a pornstache!!

thumbs ^

[ImpassionedPlatypi]

1- It looks like you waste a lot of shaving cream... like you squirt more into your hand than you actually use and then rinse the rest away.

2- You really did not need to scissor any of it before you started shaving.

3- You're an impatient person if you thought that took a long time.

4- I miss the goatee *sigh*

[Evimarie08]

Does having a mustache alter the way you speak? 'cause you sounded a bit weird at the end there...

[Zarbar711]

Your so fricking happy. It made me smile. :D

[whatsisthiss]

Hey Commissioner Gordon.



[MackandAlex]

CUT AT 8:12

[skarabrae95]

Hank Green is the most adorable man in human history.

[macgirl1234]

lol it seriously did look like 2 mustaches!

[JCkido0o]

id just like to point out 17,000 people just watched a random guy shave his face. that is all.

[musicluv922]

"Ow, ow ow ow."

"Ow, ow, ow ow, ow ow."

"That hurt."

Imagine doing that to all of your legs. Every day.

[musechick101]

I still am a bit weirded out by Hank cursing... Words like that are so rarely heard coming from the vlogbrothers' mouths. I was a bit shocked!

[musicluv922]

2:35 i reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy want to even up that towel in the background. it's annoying the hell out of me~

[D3athlyHollows]

everyone count with me! One, two, AHH, four, five, sixsh, sheven, eight, nine, ten!

[Brodie1238]

I love how we are entertained by someone shaving xD

[Allegrajell0]

nooooooo

[walkslikeapenguin08]

i mustache you a question... but i shall shave it for later ;) lol

[xxXpitboyXxx]

@walkslikeapenguin08 can eyebrows your computer?

[BoredChemist]

You should have just waxed it...

[fatso786]

Hank, you are adorable LOL.

Reckon you should've kept the beard as insulation for winter ^^

[LoyalNerdWP]

Oh, oy oy, please, shave the rest!!!

[jakesonlinevlog]

Hank Shaves- Director's cut

[sabrinavlogshere]

The overjoyed dancing at 6:12 is our token reminder that Hank isn't a 45-year-old cop.

[xloveandrocketsx]

"Ow. Fuck. oops, cursed."

[pigonskateboard]

lose the stash, please

[SpellboundSama]

lol <3

[CometTheNerd]

sitting on my bathroom sink watching a 30 something year old man shave his beard...just another day in Nerdfighteria

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

I hate shaving, but I hate maintaining a beard more. So, whenever it gets about as long as your goatee was, I just shave it all off. I never thought to trim it down with scissors first. I'll be trying this next time I get rid of my beard.

[OddSocks8991]

AHHH! Hank talking is bad when youre shaving your face! Be careful with youre face!

[FloatOn23]

I SAW A ORABRUSH!!!

[indielovesunicorns]

You know what's sad, this is better than most of the reality tv out there.

[fatso786]

@indielovesunicorns Hahahaha so true! ^^

[indielovesunicorns]

I just watched a 10 minute video of a man shaving. This is getting ridiculous, I must get out of the house more often.

[y0viv0cantand0]

kenny loggins did footloose! jeez!

[y0viv0cantand0]

oh god please shave the mustache

[crashedwin]

ummm.... this was not uncut... put i like the irony

[smirkes]

i just watched a grown man shaving for 10 mins.

[mytwilightsong]

bottom. lip. mustache. shirt.

[sugarpeepsez]

That was so sweet. Thanks for letting us watch.

Also, Officer Hank does not look like a pedophile or creepy, just more 1978 than you usually see now. Back in the day, lots of men had the stache. Thanks for taking me back, and thanks for keeping the beard through December so I could enjoy it. :)

[orangetree4]

FOOTLOOSE HANK FOOTLOOSE

[Daretodreamoutloud]

lol. -uncut XD soooo ironic :P

[duvee425]

you look like a pedophile with a mustache... lol

[soultaker30]

I love it when you curse hank. FEEL THE CORRUPTION! >:D 

[mxm1117]

Did anyone else see the irony in the title?

[mynnichi]

@mxm1117 LOL

[KelOfMindelan]

Hank, all you have to know is that Kenny Loggins ruins Christmas...Hyperbole and a Half . com

[chelseajo62]

I had another video waiting to load while i was watching this and right before you were about to shave I hear "Trojan Man!" lol

[citylikegalaxy]

I wish we could have seen Katherine's reaction to your cop-stache, I bet it was hilarious.

[weepingoldwillow]

1:48 hank looks a lot like John, and i'm not certain why. i think it's the shape of the side of his head. we definetly see more john-head-side than Hank-head-side

[BreadsticksRYum]

@weepingoldwillow Ohmygod! HE DOES! Thats really creepy!

[blazeinwinter]

Hank, do you have this much fun shaving when you're NOT filming it?

[CatfishAlwaysDrink]

Watching this backwards would be the story of a magic hair-producing razor. Just a suggestion Hank.

[saravog]

You're worried about going out in public with that, but will post it on the internet for thousands of people to stare at. Logic!

[Ivegtononick]

"I can feel my chin guys, I can feel it!" - are you sure you're not 10 years old? :D

[polykuromu]

NO! NO! NOOOO!

Well, at least we'll be able to look back with nostalgia and say, "Remember the time Hank had a beard? Yeahhhh."

[UmbrellaCoveredCity]

The last 5 seconds: Epic Jim Carey impression, whether it was intentional or not.

:{D

[sockpuff]

Hank how many toothbrushes to you need??

[lazydaysjin]

Pro tip: using warm water on your face is good, but use cold water to clean your razor because warm water dulls the blade quicker =)